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Chapter 5: Francis becomes a celebrity❤️

Notes:

Hello everyone.. posting this is very scary bcs i feel like I have an actual audience now *gulp*
100+ kudos already and 1k hits and all the comments and bookmarks is just.WOW its genuinely so so soooo sweet im actually tearing up bro AND all the compliments are genuinely so kind how do u guys even think of such nice things to say to me like ples its not true i dont deserve it (i do. Keep it coming.) but on an actual note ITS ONLY BEEN 4 CHAPTERS IM SO SHOCKED THANK YOU ALL for letting me be your little court jester trying hard to please you, the monarchs.

Added some more ships and stuff from ppls requests (again, apologies if u cabt tell plz dont berate me) andd oh idk if this is common sense or not but when someone is muted they can still react to mssgs, they js cant text OK bye

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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GILBERT IS THE BEST MOST GREATEST EVER

18 members

 

 

Feliks: What up playasss

 

 

Arthur: Did u just call me an ass

Tolys, Matthew and Kiku reacted with, ‘❓’

 

 

Arthur: Oh

 

 

Arthur: Good day

 

 

Feliks: Just wanted to give a big shout out to @Francis for making me become an internet sensation overnight

 

 

Feliks: Finally got the recognition and fameski ive always deservedski

 

 

Francis: Ohhoh its no problem Feliks~ you dont have to thank me in the group chat I already know how great I am ❤️

 

 

Feliks: ..??Then why did you force me to text this in the group chat..

Gilbert, Alfred and Elizabeta reacted with, '💔'

 

 

Francis has muted Feliks for 5 minutes

 

 

Alfred: Francis you are such a sad individual bro.

 

 

Elizabeta: Wait but what is Feliks talking about?

 

 

Tolys: "Becoming an internet sensation overnight"??? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM

 

 

Tolys: FELIKS DM ME DM ME

 

 

Yao: Honestly aru this isnt even an overreaction this is valid

 

 

Francis: Hahah... its exactly what you think it is mon ami..

 

 

Yao: Sir I am not your friend

 

 

Ludwig: Since you play a major part in it i know it cant be good.

 

 

Ivan: did you put him up for sale on the dark web?

 

 

Ivan: can i see? )

 

 

Alfred: Ivan BRO ur always on that different timing like what man...

 

 

Francis: Okay #1 You all are big meanie pants.

 

 

Francis: And #2. I made it big!~

 

 

Kiku: ??..what..

 

 

Roderich: I Know Better Than To Ask Any Further

 

 

Arthur: Ffs whats up with that stupid trio speaking in friggin code whenever we ask them smth @Gilbert @Antonio @Francis

 

 

Antonio: Me??😳

 

 

Lovino: So did you just not fucking see that you were tagged or what.

 

 

Gilbert: NOT A STUPID TRIO

 

 

Gilbert: WE ARENT A STUPID TRIO WE ARE AN AWESOME TRIO CALLED THE BTT DONT GET IT TWISTED #BTT4LIFE #URJEALOUS #SUCKMYBALLS

 

 

Arthur: Oh gross.

 

 

Alfred: Bacon lettuce tomato trio OHNNN YUMM I CAN TASTE IT RNN

 

 

Matthew: Thats bLt..

 

 

Alfred: uhh DUH but bacon tomato tomato doesnt really sound all that good??😂😂👎

 

 

Antonio: That sounds AMAZINGGG @Lovino TELL HIM HOW DELICIOSO THAT SOUNDSSS

 

 

Lovino: Don't ever fucking tag me again.

 

 

Francis: Ok it doesn't stand for food at all fatty mcfatfat?

Alfred reacted with, '⁉️'

 

 

Francis: It stands for: le Bad Touch Trio❤️

 

 

Arthur: And dare I ask what in the world is so bad about their touch

Antonio and Francis reacted with, ‘😂’

 

 

Gilbert: #Lol

 

 

Arthur: ??? What.

 

 

Arthur: ??So are any one of you blokes going to answer or are we all just going to keep staring at each other.

 

 

Matthew: @Francis what are u talking about "you made it big" ???

 

 

Arthur: Omfg I seriously HATE YOU ALL

 

 

Matthew: What did i even do...

 

 

Alfred: The feelings mutual bro❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

 

 

Francis: Hm hmmm i said what i said oui?

 

 

Matthew: Ok welp i tried asking nicely and Arthur no hard feelings ok?

Francis reacted with, ‘❓’

 

 

Matthew: Francis if you talk, Arthur will walk with you to your classes everyday for a whole week! 100% Guaranteed

Yao, Elizabeta, Gilbert and Roderich reacted with, '‼️'

 

 

Francis: EW

 

 

Francis: Make it 2 weeks~

 

 

Matthew: Ok deal

 

 

Arthur: what

 

 

Arthur: WHAT DONT WALK WITH ME I WONT ALLOW IT 

 

 

Arthur: I RECKON YOU THINK THAT IDEA OVER AGAIN YOU RASCAL

 

 

Peter: New swear word unlocked!! 🔓✅

 

 

Feliks: Arthur just got pimped out chat clip this

 

 

Tolys: Why did he say ew but then extend the time...

 

 

Feliciano: Why did i jussyt get bigger just by thinking about 🍝spaghetti!!!

 

 

Tolys: ?????

 

 

Feliciano: 🤫🤫🫸 exactly nobody knows.....

 

 

Lovino: WHAT PERVERTED SHIT ARE YOU TELLING EVERYONE

 

 

Lovino: FELICIANO GET OUT

 

 

Lovino: GET OOOUUTTTTTT

 

 

Ludwig: Dont be mean to him it was only yesterday he wasnt acting normal ok just.. embrace this for now.

Feliciano reacted with, '🥺'

 

 

Lovino: UGHHGDG YOU TWO ACTUALLY MAKE ME FUCKING SICKK

 

 

Yao: What in the European is this

 

 

Yao has sent one video

 

 

Francis: AhHEY

 

 

Francis: HEY I WAS GOING TOugh i hope your happy youve ruined my grand and beautiful announcement.

 

 

Elizabeta: Is that.... Francis...? In the video..???

 

 

Francis: Oui! The one and only! ❤️

 

 

Roderich: I Recognize That Ugly Mug Anywhere.

 

 

Francis: Beautiful mug** 😙😙

 

 

Alfred: DUDDEEE THATS SO SICKK

 

 

Alfred: What is he even doing

 

 

Lovino: So why in the hell would you say "thats so sick" if you dont know what the fuck hes doing

 

 

Alfred: I wanted to be supportive bro pride month is right around the corner🔥🔥🔥

 

 

Francis: And what does that have to do with moi

Antonio, Feliks, Gilbert and Ivan reacted with, '😂'

 

 

Alfred: 😬😬😂😅

 

 

Alfred: Yo Keeks am i right or am I right?????😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

 

Kiku: Um yeah lol i agree with Alfred

Alfred reacted with, ‘❤️’

 

 

 >Replying to, Alfred: 😬😬😂😅

Kiku: ....@Feliciano translate?

 

 

Feliciano: Ehsum sum this that thing slitltl litke haha

Alfred reacted with, '🔥'

 

 

Kiku: I just wish i had normal friends

 

 

Heracles: you are what you eat

Elizabeta and Yao reacted with, '⁉️'

 

 

Heracles: oops said it wrong i meant you are who you hang out with

 

 

Heracles: i dont remember the saying

 

 

Kiku: Thanks.. Heracles

Heracles reacted with, '🐱'

 

 

 >Replying to, Alfred: What is he even...

Yao: Well obviously hes twirling around in some cheap blue dress thing and its scaring me

 

 

Yao: Something about OOTD in the hashtags ?? Gilbert do you know what that means. Its kinda like your thing anyway aru

 

 

Gilbert: LOL ahh im glad you came to the #AWESOME me for advice because of my #AWESOME techniques 

 

 

Gilbert: Still not giving you the answer tho LOL GET BETTER #NEWGEN 

 

 

Arthur: Youre being extra annoying today. 

 

 

Yao: You need to shut up it was my turn to respond you brit

 

 

Arthur: ??Since when did we have designated messaging queues in a GROUP CHAT

 

 

Antonio: Haha we do when it comes to you..

 

 

Antonio: Because we dont really like you all that much jaja😅😅😅

 

 

Arthur: Thanks for the explanation captain obvious.

 

 

Antonio: Oh howd you know I wanted to be captain when I was younger!!

 

 

Alfred: Aw bro.

 

 

Tolys: I genuinely cant tell if hes acting this way on purpose

 

 

Lovino: Hes not. Hes fucking not and thats the worst part.

 

 

 >Replying to, Yao: Well obviously hes...

Francis: Its. not. a. dress.

 

 

Francis: Its a masculine skirt. Hmph.

 

 

Lovino: Its. ugly. as. shit.

Gilbert reacted with, '😂'

 

 

Lovino: I better not catch you wearing that tacky mis-matched disgrace of a cloth again you bastard.

Gilbert reacted with, '😂'

 

 

Lovino: STOP REACTING TO MY MESSAGES GERMANIC GAYWAD

 

 

Feliks: I totally told you that skirt didn't look good with that top at all Franciski

 

 

Francis: Feliks❤️~ NOBODY FUCKING ASKED YOU😘😘

 

 

Feliks: You looked like a tiktok shop femboy

 

 

Francis: UGHGG SHUT UP 

 

 

Francis: AND THEN YOU WONDER WHY IT TOOK SO LONG FOR ME TO COLLAB WITH YOU

 

 

Feliks: Broski chill ik its cus you thought I was gonna steal all ur followers away its okay I understand im cool

 

 

Francis: YOU KNOW THATS NOT WHY YOU HOG

 

 

Peter: WOAHH FELLOW SUPERIORS

 

 

Peter: BOIIII DO I HAVE A REVELATION TO PRESENT TO YOU ALL 

 

 

Lovino: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU COME ONLINE YOU JUST RUINED THE FUCKING FIGHT YOU IDIOT KID

 

 

Gilbert: Hes great with children: ✅ 🤤🤤 #NeedThat

 

 

Yao: I dont think love makes you this blind.

 

 

Arthur: ......Hi Peter.

 

 

Arthur: Whats with the weird mixing of big words and prepubescent boy lingo

 

 

Peter: Every cool high schooler types like this TRUST ME

Alfred and Gilbert reacted with, '🧐'

 

 

Peter: N-E-WAYS. INSTEAD OF MAKING FUN OF THE FRESHMEN LOVING FRENCHMAN, LOOK AT THE AMOUNT OF LIKES AND COMMENTS HES AMASSED?!?

 

 

Francis: Merci…..

 

 

Peter: 836K LIKES??? 201K COMMENTS?? 3 MILLION VIEWS??? 

 

 

Peter: THIS IS INSANELY GREAT NEWS ISNT THAT RIGHT LADS

 

 

Elizabeta: Insanely great news if it was anybody else!.. Horrible news since it's for ..Francis.

 

 

Ivan: ah Francis we are great friends so you can be honest with me ok who did you sell your soul to? i can tell when youre lying ))

 

 

Francis: Ahh you all flatter me tew much~ 

 

 

Francis: Tut tut! The only soul-selling here is called.. hard work❤️

 

 

Antonio: Wait no fair hows ur text italicized!! 

Francis reacted with, ‘😘’

 

 

Ivan: 5

 

 

Francis: Wut

 

 

Francis: Hey 5 what

 

 

Feliciano: OH OH HOW DO I MEET HARD WORK!!!! Plzzlsezz tell mee🥺🥺🥺I wanna sell 💰🫵my soul too if that means i dont have to do homework ever again!!!😁

 

 

Francis: Sorry little Feli im kinda in the middle of smth um hi Ivan yes 5 what

 

 

Alfred: BROO FETTUCINI ME TOO IT CAN BE LIKE A 2 PERSON FIELD TRIP

Feliciano reacted with, '🥳'

 

 

Alfred: Unless... @Lovino wants to join?? Brothers stick together afterall!!!

 

 

Lovino: EWWWWW NOO IM GOING TO HURL

 

 

Matthew: Even though thats not a real place Im a bit sad you didnt think to ask me first ahah..

Ludwig, Feliks, Antonio and Tolys reacted with, ‘❓’

 

 

Feliciano: .....what?😅😅😅😅❓❓

 

 

Alfred: Dude. Who even are you

 

 

Lovino: Why in the hell would you want to go anywhere

 

 

Matthew: Because Im Matthew...? Alfred's brother..

 

 

Lovino: I know who the fuck you are I just don't see the importance

 

 

Feliciano: OHHH OH OH NOW I REMMEBER YOU

 

 

Feliciano: YOURE THE ONE WHO SOLD FENT TO PETER BEHIND THE SCHOOL OHHHHHH YOURE THE CUTE VERSION OF ALFRED

 

 

Feliciano: @Alfred REMEMBER???

 

 

Alfred: Bro im the cute version of me.

 

 

 >Replying to, Feliciano: YOURE THE…

Matthew: ??I didnt though

 

 

Matthew: I didnt i swear no i really didnt Arthur just said that bcs Peter was saying nonsense please dont let me forever live with that title

Peter reacted with, ‘😠’

 

 

Arthur: My apologies..

 

 

Feliks: Well would u rather have that rep or keep being mistaken for Alfred 

 

 

Matthew: Id rather have neither?? Cant i just be the normal friendly one??

 

 

Feliciano: ERRR THAT WORDD... CENSOR PLZ🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😢🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏😢😢

 

 

Matthew: ?Normal

 

 

Feliciano: 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️sì its a BIGG trigger word for me

 

 

Elizabeta: Awwwe!! Poor baby

 

 

Roderich: That Actually Makes Zero Sense. 

 

 

Alfred: What happens to bros after being n*rmal for 30 minutes 😭💔🥀🕊️

 

 

Gilbert: NORMAL

 

 

Gilbert: NORMAL

 

 

Gilbert: NORMAL

 

 

Gilbert: NORMAL NORMAL NORMAL

Feliciano reacted with, ‘😢’

 

 

Gilbert: I #think i know why people dont like me

 

 

Arthur: Well dont say that

 

 

Arthur: We downright hate you

 

 

Alfred: YOOO BROS

 

 

Alfred: MAYDAY MAYDAY

 

 

Alfred: I was js scrolling on Francis' account and

 

 

Ivan: online stalking*

 

 

Alfred: ?Gathering INFORMATION.

 

 

Alfred: @Francis was that JOAO..

 

 

Antonio: Joao?? What? Why? 

 

 

Antonio: Why is Joao being mentioned in here again hahaah

 

 

Antonio: Lol whys Joao in ur video Francis lol you didnt even tell me lol why did he get to be in one of ur vids before me lol hey answer me Francis lol

 

 

Ludwig: Antonio just calm down...

 

 

Heracles: he activated his yandere senpai mode @Kiku

 

 

Kiku: Why did you tag me.

 

 

Antonio: Huhhh lol i am calm yo soy mucho tranquilo lol im perfectly fine what makes you think im not calm lol

 

 

Lovino: IF YOU TYPE ANOTHER LOL IM SERIOUSLY GOING TO STRANGLE YOU WITH MY SHOELACES

 

 

Arthur: Joao's in one of that frog's videos????

 

 

Alfred: Aw yuck bro.

 

 

Alfred: We can all tell ur grinning hard asf behind the screen..... 

 

 

Gilbert: Boy is he excited😂😂😂😂

 

 

Yao: Ewww the amount of question marks give it all away

 

 

Feliks: @Arthur keep it in your pants broski we know its something *hard* for you to do

 

 

Gilbert: Guess who I am: "SUPER HOTTIE CAKES JOAO IS IN ONE OF MY HOMOEROTIC ENEMIES VIDEOS?? OH ME GEE IM LIKE. TOTALLY (S)CREAMING!!!"

Alfred, Elizabeta and Matthew reacted with, '❤️'

 

 

Feliciano: HAHAHHAL WAIT BUT ARENT YOU GILBERT

 

 

Feliciano: Wait huh GIL since when did u find joao as a super hottie cakes i thought that was lovino...!!!!!

 

 

Feliciano: I dont understand this game luddy figure it out for me plez... 

Ludwig reacted with, ‘❌’

 

 

Gilbert: VROOO

 

 

Gilbert: I just e

 

 

Gilbert: Ok Feli i hate to do this to you but yeah youre friggin #blocked.

 

 

Gilbert: Make it a point from here on out to just.. not say anything unless you actually contribute positively to the conversation

 

 

Feliciano: HWHAT

 

 

Feliciano: GIL I DINT MEANTO

 

 

Feliciano: ANSWER ME PLEAS

 

 

Ludwig: Ill talk to him..

 

 

Yao: Nobody even asked him to do that btw.

 

 

Ivan: @Tolys take notes

 

 

Feliks: Tolys u should totes be more sub like him

 

 

Feliks: Who the hell..

Ivan reacted with, ‘🖤’

 

 

Gilbert: ahem @Lovino hi lol NO IDEA what THAT was about

 

 

Lovino: @Antonio kill him

Gilbert reacted with, '🙁'

 

 

Yao: Is Antonio supposed to be ur grok ai thing

 

 

Kiku: Well I think he’s still hung up on Joao being in one of Francis' videos before him anyway so i dont think he'll be very helpful rn no offense Lovino

Gilbert reacted with, '😁'

 

 

Lovino: FUCJKKKKK

 

 

Lovino: ALL OFFENSE TAKEN ASSHOLE

 

 

 >Replying to, Gilbert: Guess who I am:...

Arthur: Pardon me. I didnt know it was a crime to fancy certain people now.

 

 

Arthur: You lot are so insufferable it's genuinely laughable

 

 

Alfred has added Joao to the group chat

 

 

Arthur: ARE YOU FUCKING MAD WHY NOW I WASNT PREPAR

 

 

Arthur: Hi Joao

 

 

Joao: Oh hi Arthur! 

 

 

Roderich: Yikes.

 

 

Joao: Hello everyone aww you all had a chat without me?? Oh well im glad to be added now

 

 

Antonio: Haha yeah..

 

 

Antonio: Sí. Very glad.

 

 

Joao: Oh..

 

 

Joao: Ugh nuke the whole chat

 

 

Feliciano: NOPLEASE

 

 

Feliciano: NONONO I DDNT GET TO EAT LUNCH YET DONT DI THSI😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭BELIEVE ME I DIDNT EVEN WANT TO ADD YOU I MEAN OOPS I MEAN WHAT WAIT HUH

 

 

Joao: Is he okay 

 

 

Roderich: It** Not He.

 

 

Joao: My fault..?

 

 

Antonio: Yeah it is your fault

 

 

Joao: . Maybe you all shouldve just left me unadded

 

 

Alfred: NO WAY DUDE

 

 

Alfred: I NEED you here to confirm something that determines the innocent lives of MANY ACROSS THE GLOBE

 

 

Francis: YOU COULDVE JUST ASKED MOI

 

 

Francis: Quoi what are you even talking about

 

 

Alfred: No.

 

 

Kiku: He likes being a hero im sure it wont hurt to let him act it out

 

 

Ludwig: Kiku, it hurts my eyes to see him act it out.

 

 

 >Replying to, Alfred: I NEED you here…

Joao: Nope sorry my phone is broken in all kinds of ways that involve being in here

Kiku, Feliciano and Feliks reacted with, '⁉️'

 

 

Joao: I would fix it but.. im sure you all know how bad I am with machines and such

 

 

Ludwig: Phones are mostly classified as technology rather than a machine because it is not used in the industrial sense but carry on 

 

 

Joao: Tomato tomoto same thing

 

 

Antonio: You do NOT get to say TOMATO

 

 

Lovino: Wow Im actually kind of impressed I didnt know you could ever get any fucking cornier

 

 

Arthur: And what does this have to do with Joaos social media debut again?

 

 

Elizabeta: It doesnt, but I think him settling in the chat is pretty beneficial to us all dont you think?

 

 

Roderich: Since When Did Arguing With The 2nd Most Braindead Imbecile Around Mean Settling In The Chat.

Elizabeta reacted with, ‘😪’

 

 

Feliciano: LOLOL WHOS THE FIRST!!!!! 

 

 

Kiku: ...

 

 

Feliciano: Yeh its okay you can say itsa me

 

 

Alfred: Yeah so JOAO what made YOU wanna collab with cheese man??

Francis reacted with, ‘❓’ 

 

 

Joao: Uhhh

 

 

Joao: Well I didnt really have much of an option, he told me to get in his video and I kinda just.. did

 

 

Alfred: Okay.. (pssst.. Tolys WRITE THIS DOWN DUDE??!?)

 

 

Tolys: What??

 

 

Tolys: Why me?

 

 

Ivan: lolol why do you ask so many questions just do it

 

 

Ivan: just do it

 

 

Tolys: Sorry yes of course sorry for questioning you Alfred

 

 

Alfred: BRO….

 

 

Alfred: I didnt mean for u to actually do it I just thought it was funny..

 

 

Alfred: Plus I was gonna make Mattie over here write it all down anyway‼️😂😂

 

 

Matthew: But you never even 

 

 

Matthew: Whatever.

 

 

 >Replying to, Ivan: just do it

Gilbert: Me when i remember the Nike slogan:

 

 

Arthur: Did you think we were going to laugh because we didnt.

 

 

Arthur: You and your horrible queer humor I hate it so much

 

 

Gilbert: Yo

 

 

Gilbert: SHUT UPPP YOUR SO JEALOUS OF ME UR NAME IS LITERALLY ARTHUR #ROASTED #GETEMBOYS 

 

 

Gilbert: Anyone to make fun of my name rn is going to be killed by my cold hands and i put that on #Gilbird

 

 

Joao: Do i still need a reason to be here or

 

 

Alfred: Yeah bro just ignore that Gills guy BETWEEN ME AND YOU hes kindaaa only here out of pity….

Gilbert reacted with, ‘🖕’

 

 

Alfred: Oh and dont worry I will never allow you to leave here alive bro lol 

 

 

Joao: How is that supposed to make me not worry

 

 

Feliciano: Heyyyayay uhhm but didnt I make the group chat in the first place hehe

 

 

Alfred: RIGHT OKAY CONTINUING ON

 

 

Feliciano: I feeeeelll🫸🫸 like whenever I say something valid you keep 👉skipping over me 

 

 

Ludwig: He is..

Feliciano reacted with, ‘😢’

 

 

Alfred: And did Francis seem to have lots of viewers and fans BEFORE or AFTER you appeared?

 

 

Joao: Oh yea he had a lot of viewers way before

 

 

Joao: But sure! I definitely contributed in him gaining some more wink wink

 

 

Feliks: Ew

 

 

Yao: Why are we only adding more perverts in here aru.

 

 

Antonio: Francis got more views because they are all HATE WATCHING YOU

 

 

Joao: If im going to be here interrogated can someone swat this wasp out of my ear

 

 

Lovino: GLADLY

 

 

Lovino has muted Antonio for 5 minutes

 

 

Francis: And! @Joao, Am I the most sexiest man you've ever laid eyes upon?~

 

 

Francis: Yes.

 

 

Francis: Say yes.

 

 

Alfred: ..ALRIGHT well looks like my work here is DONEZO BABY 🔥💥💥

 

 

Francis: Joao, say yes.

 

 

Ludwig: What did you even do?

 

 

Alfred: ?? I LEGITERALLY just tricked Joao into confessing if Francis truly was famous or not 😂😂🫱🫱🫱

 

 

Alfred: LIKE LOCK IN MAN I EXPECTED THIS FROM FETTUCINI BUT NOT YOU

 

 

Joao: Is the trick in the chat with us because Im pretty sure I willingly told you 

 

 

Yao: Oh well nvm its fine cus hes kind of a funny pervert

 

 

Ludwig: But.. Alfred, wasnt all that already confirmed by Peter

 

 

Peter: RIGHTOO

 

 

Alfred: WELL

 

 

Alfred: HE COULDVE. MADE IT UP⁉️⁉️

Peter, Ludwig and Francis reacted with, ‘🧐’

 

 

Arthur: Why would he make it up. What on earth would he possibly gain fatass. Tell me.

 

 

Yao: American doesnt know that not every guy is a lying selfish pig like him (shocking)

 

 

Elizabeta: Not to mention we couldve easily searched it up if we cared enough?

 

 

Alfred: IDFK OK??? GOSH LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THIGGG

 

 

Alfred: YOURE ALL SUCH ..female dogs.

 

 

Elizabeta: No you can say bitch, youve already said it before 

 

 

Elizabeta: Dont let my message stop you

 

 

Alfred: I think this is a trap and im like scared bro

 

 

 >Replying to, Alfred: ?? I LEGITERALLY…

Francis: Sigh.. welp that was my grand news.. the reason why I made Feliks text in the gc in the first place

 

 

Francis: It wouldve been more AMAZING if a certain cockblocker (ahem Yao) didnt share one of my tiktoks in here but whatever.

Yao reacted with, ‘🥱’

 

 

Francis: I just wanted to let everyone know of my amazing popularity ohoh!!

Arthur, Lovino and Roderich reacted with, '😒'

 

 

Francis: All these fantastic brand deals i now have... to times square billboard ads... magazine covers.. THE LIST GOES ONN~~

 

 

Elizabeta: Ok yeah um thats nice and all but Francis i thought you hated technology???

 

 

Elizabeta: Now all of a sudden your the first in line for whatever new iphone drop like ok i guess… 

Matthew, Antonio and Gilbert reacted with, '☝️'

 

 

Francis: Aum!!!!

 

 

Francis: I still hate techcockorgy ..its just called: using your resources! 😘😘

Kiku, Elizabeta, Ludwig and Yao reacted with, ‘❓’

 

 

Tolys: ??TECHNOLOGY***?

 

 

Francis: ?I dont see a difference in your spelling vs mines

 

 

Matthew: Hi everyone, me again! Um so the real reason is that he was really broke bcs he quit his last job after his boss tried to make him wear an "ugly uniform"

 

 

Francis: It was a bright red and green I looked like fucking christmas? And NOT the sexy kind tsk..

 

 

Roderich: That Could Not Be Why.

 

 

Roderich: Did You Not See The Uniform Before You Applied For The Job. How Vain Are You Truly.

 

 

Francis: Well how was IIII supposed to know that they had different uniforms for EACH SEASON??

 

 

Roderich: Its Called Researching. Ever Heard Of It?

 

 

Ludwig: Alright.. well what was the point of telling the news if everyone in here technically already knew?

 

 

Francis: Ugh? Did not?

 

 

Ludwig: Did too??

 

 

Tolys: Francis if you even scroll through ur page literally every single video has at least one of us in it as a collab..

 

 

Tolys: You and Joao in "Top 10 modern things we hate"

Joao reacted with, '❤️'

 

 

Tolys: Alfred's in the "Trying out different fast food burgers" video

Alfred reacted with, '🤤'

 

 

Tolys: Antonio and Gilbert are in the "how long can we stay in lingerie stores before getting kicked out" …

 

 

Tolys: That actually hurt to type out.

 

 

Antonio: If silly Gil didnt put that bra on his head we wouldve definitely left with a free toy or two!😂😂

 

 

Elizabeta: ???

 

 

Gilbert: ANTONIO. YOU NEED TO LEARN WHEN TO SHUT YOUR FLAPPIN MOUTHH

 

 

Gilbert: Lol Iguys I ?? TRUST ME I dont even know what that weirdo is talking about?? #CrazyAntonio #LovinoDoYouSeeThis #ImInnocent #ANTONIOSYFM

 

 

Lovino: STOP TRYING TO GET MY FUCKING ATTENTIONNNN

 

 

Ludwig: Im going to be in the nurses office if anyone needs me.

 

 

Ludwig: Probably throwing up

 

 

Feliciano: WAITTT HOW COME I WASNR INVITED TO THE LINGERIE PARTYYY NO FAIR 🙁🙁🙁😕😟😔😔🙁

 

 

Ludwig: I dont even want to imagine that much less watch the video.

 

 

Ludwig: Feliciano. Please. Not today.

Feliciano reacted with, ‘🥺’

 

 

Kiku: How did Francis not get canceled after that??

 

 

Lovino: Cancel culture has been dead you fucking moldy bologna slice

 

 

Alfred: Jokes on you I like bologna slices!!!👅👅

 

 

Lovino: Then how the fuck is the joke on me dumbass

 

 

Lovino: AND NOBODY WAS EVEN FUCKING TALKING TO YOU GET TF OUT OF MY FACE

 

 

 >Replying to, Kiku: How did Francis…

Francis: Teehee~

 

 

Francis: Pretty privilege~ 😘

 

 

Ivan: smelly breath privilege )

Alfred, Lovino and Elizabeta reacted with, '😂'

 

 

Francis: Omggggg I’m actually sick of you guys saying that like say smth I havent heard before ugh

 

 

Francis: Like now the weird Russian one is saying it too

 

 

Gilbert: ???BUDDY.. #NoHardFeelings but if EVERYONES saying it then i think you should start listening to them..

 

 

Tolys: Ah wait wait

 

 

Tolys: And then Feliks is in the most recent video with Francis, that being a "femboy dressup competition"(??) or something.. 

 

 

Francis: It was a HOME FASHION SHOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH

 

 

Feliks: Wait we werent dressing up as femboys?

 

 

Feliks: Then why the hell did I even do it.

 

 

Feliks: Nahh take down the video now ugh im so not in the mood anymore

 

 

Tolys: FELIKS?? THATS NOT THE POINTTTT

 

 

Tolys: @Francis EVEN THAT ONE KID THAT LOOKS LIKE ALFRED IS IN A MULTITUDE OF YOUR VIDEOS?

 

 

Matthew: Is that supposed to be me haha

 

 

Matthew: Sorry i cant really laugh through the pain anymore

 

 

Ivan: awww ) its ok ill pat your spine softly and gently 

 

 

Matthew: Oh im fine

 

 

Ivan: your empty vulnerable soul will be comforted by me dont fret

 

 

Ivan: you are like a little bug squirming around before it gets squished by a mischievous child’s hand it is very cute 

 

 

Matthew: What is with that creepy analogy

 

 

Matthew: Im fine i promise i really am

 

 

Alfred: Ivan bro who are you talking to

 

 

Yao: I told you he was creepy.

 

 

Arthur: Im sorry stop the bus

Tolys, Elizabeta and Feliks reacted with, ‘❓’

 

 

Heracles: what bus

 

 

Heracles: we're in class unfortunately

 

 

Feliciano: WHATT ARTHUR UR ON THE BUS HOW COME U DIDNT LET ME GO TOO 🤞🤞🤟I WANNA SKIP SCHOOL TOO PLEASE LUDDY LET ME SKIP 🏫SCHOOL WITH ARTHUR *does the cutest puppy dog eyes everrr againn because you never say no when i do them* 

 

 

Ludwig: No.

 

 

Feliciano: wha t

 

 

Kiku: I miss normal Feliciano badly in times like these.

Feliciano reacted with, ‘🐶’

 

 

Arthur: Figure of speech dimwits.

 

 

Arthur: Feliciano dont start this today. Dont.

 

 

Francis: Mon dieu who pissed in ur earl gray.. 

 

 

Yao: It was earl gray. Thats why.

 

 

Feliciano: UMM☝️Does he mean not to start the bus??.?.🤔🤔i dont understand...

Alfred and Gilbert reacted with, ‘💔’

 

 

 >Replying to, Ludwig: Ok well what...

Arthur: So was I the only person who didn't know about any of this?.

 

 

Arthur: Because quite frankly, all im getting from this is that I was the only one not in a video?? What the hell???

 

 

Francis: Ugggh.

 

 

Alfred: BRAH you dont even have a tiktok account??  WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DOO😂😂❓❓

 

 

Feliks: No literally and you dont even like the gay guy so if we even told you abt that you wouldve just told us to die or smth

Francis reacted with, ‘❓’

 

 

Elizabeta: Its the denied homosexuality...

 

 

Roderich: Hmm Arthur If It Makes You Feel Any Better I'm Not In Any Of That ..Things.. Videos Either.

 

 

Francis: OH DONT PULL THAT CARD WITH ME YOU PRUDE IVE TRIED TO GET YOU IN MY VIDEOS NUMEROUS OF TIMES AND YOU KEEP DECLINING AND RUNNING AWAY

 

 

Francis: Ah on second thought I wouldnt say running away... I would say more like.. speed walking oui??

 

 

Francis: Yeesh did anybody tell you how much of a  slow runner you are?? I genuinely felt bad and didnt even bother chasing you Xx

Elizabeta, Gilbert and Ludwig reacted with, '💔'

 

 

Francis: How do you even make it to your classes on time its impressive!~

 

 

Roderich: Even If I Refused Your Incessant Requests, My Point Still Stands.

 

 

Roderich: And I Don't See Why Any Of The Comments About My Walking Speed Was Relevant.

 

 

Gilbert: HE USES THE ELEVATORRR

 

 

Gilbert: HE USES THE STUPID ELEVATOR FOR STAFF AND DISABLED ONLY AND THEN GETS MAD WHEN HES IN TROUBLE HAHAAAA ROFLMAOOO

 

 

Gilbert: OMG FRANCIS THATS A HARDCORE VIDEO IDEA YOU SHOULD TOTALLY POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT #BULLYROD #WHATALOSER

 

 

Francis: And see Gilbert this is why you are so amazing~

 

 

Gilbert: AWESOME** wrong A word BUT EHH it still works #GoodTry

 

 

Francis: ..kayy..?

 

 

Antonio: Haha and make sure Joao isnt in it at all okay??

 

 

Joao: And make sure Antonio's eye-blinding face doesn't appear in any shots okay?

 

 

Antonio: Awww!!

 

 

Antonio: I cant believe you would call my face eye-blinding because of how beautiful it is!! You've always been my favorite cousin you know that right?

 

 

Joao: It's eye-blinding because it's hideous.

 

 

Heracles: wait you guys werent the same person this whole time question mark

 

 

Joao: Antonio please just get plastic surgery already.

 

 

Francis: And ill!! ..make sure Joao isnt in the video.... (??)

Antonio reacted with, '❤️'

 

 

Gilbert: Bros before your hoes❤️‍🔥we LOVE to see it #W #DwLoviUrAlwaysFirstToMe #Hi

Lovino reacted with, ‘🤢’

 

 

Arthur: Will everyone just shut up for a bloody moment. No offense Joao

 

 

Joao: None taken!

 

 

Antonio: Jaja he made sure to get that "no offense" in there huh.

Joao reacted with, ‘😐’

 

 

 >Replying to, Roderich: Hmm Arthur If...

Arthur: RODERICH DONT EVEN TRY AND SYMPATHIZE WITH ME YOU SELFISH PRICK YOU KNEW ABOUT THAT FROGS SOCIAL MEDIA LIFE. YOU ALL KNEW.

Roderich reacted with, '❓'

 

 

Arthur: SHUT YOUR FOUL TRAP ANTONIO

 

 

Arthur: Was I not even WORTH ASKINGG to being in a video???

 

 

Francis: WHY WOULD I ASK IF YOU WERE BOUND TO SAY NO ANYWAY???

 

 

Francis: Its every day you send these mixed feelings i tell you ugh i cant keep up

Alfred, Elizabeta, Kiku and Feliciano reacted with, '👀'

 

 

Arthur: What the bloody hell are you talking about you french buffoon

 

 

Arthur: ???When have I EVER sent MIXED FEELINGS to the likes of YOU??

 

 

Francis: MON DIEU OH IDK MAYBE YESTERDAY??

 

 

Francis: NOW YOU WANT TO ACT ALL BOUJIE AND DIFFERENT BECAUSE WE HAVE AN AUDIENCE YEAH ILL GIVE THEM A SHOW 

 

 

Francis: AH~~ mi amor.. a PERFECT example was when we were at your house yesterday bcus your parents and brothers weren't coming home until midnight! ❤️❤️Remember?~ hm?

 

 

Francis: Things were moving so fast.. And! When we were on YOUR bed you sai

 

 

Arthur has muted Francis for 5 minutes

 

 

Lovino: What the fuck

 

 

Lovino: What the fuck was he about to say what the actual fuck

 

 

Roderich: Obviously It Was Going To Be Something Homoerotic.

 

 

Elizabeta: Aww I can only imagine what the druggie and Alfred are feeling after seeing their parents discuss their bedroom details in the gc :cc

 

 

Matthew: Am I supposed to be the druggie??? They arent my parents????

 

 

Alfred: This is..

 

 

Alfred: THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUSSS IM CHOKINGG ‼️ARTHUR AND FRANCIS WERE TOTALLY TOUCHING EACH OTHER LAST NIGHTTT IM DYING‼️

 

 

Alfred: HAAHAAAHH ARTHUR TELL ME IT AINT TRUE BRAH 

 

 

Alfred: Hello dude

 

 

Alfred: Arthur...... ??

 

 

Alfred: Omg.

 

 

Alfred: Omg dude actually i. I think imma puke this isnt funny anymore.

 

 

Kiku: I mean everyone kinda headcanoned that they had something going on but wow it being confirmed like this is kind of a shock

Elizabeta reacted with, ‘❤️’

 

 

Tolys: WHOS EVERYONE??

 

 

Ivan: me of course )

 

 

Feliks: This is why i love rpf

 

 

Tolys: Ok.

 

 

Peter: Whats rpf!!!

 

 

Tolys: Nothing.

 

 

Feliks: Basically its like fan fiction of re

 

 

Tolys has muted Feliks for 2 minutes

 

 

Tolys: ITS NOTHING

 

 

Matthew: Guys dont jump to conclusions maybe he was going to say 

 

 

Matthew: Yeah i cant think of anything..

 

 

Gilbert: OHHH!!!!!!! SO IS THAT WHY YOU COULDNT HANG OUT WITH ME AND ANTONIO YESTERDAY HUHHH??? @Francis @Francis @Francis

Francis reacted with, ‘🤫’

 

 

Roderich: Antonio And I*

 

 

Gilbert: Huh 

 

 

Gilbert: No EWW HAHA you werent there lozar?? #WhoIsThis #WhyWouldWeHangOutWithYou 

 

 

Roderich: I Was Correcting Your Grammar.

 

 

Gilbert: Ok well I put Me first because Im more important and awesome you will NEVER catch THE GILBERT being second

 

 

Ludwig: Yeah because you come last in test ranking?

 

 

Feliciano: OHH GIL YOU JUST GOT CLOCKED!!!!🕦🕦⏰😱😱😱😳

Feliks and Francis reacted with, ‘😂’

 

 

Gilbert: THATS NOT TRUWhat

 

 

Gilbert: ..What is that.

 

 

Feliciano: Clocked teehee!! Yk its something all the girls and gays say

 

 

Gilbert: Okay.. err well FORTUNATELY im not a girl nor am I gay so 

 

 

Gilbert: Hm.

 

 

Gilbert: STOP TRYING TO DISTRACT ME WITH FOOLISH VOCABULARY

Feliciano reacted with, ‘❗️’

 

 

Gilbert: HEY @Antonio THIS FRENCHMAN DITCHED US YESTERDAY TO GO GET SOME BRITISH B-B-BUSSY

Antonio reacted with, ‘😢’

 

 

Roderich: Was The Stutter Really Necessary.

 

 

Roderich: Was Any Of That Really Necessary?

 

 

Feliciano: HEYY DONT SAY THAT

 

 

Feliciano: IT COULDVE BEEN THE OTHER WAY AROUND?? WE DONT KNOW THEIR BEDROOM LIVES😢😢😓😥butim kindaaa interested heehehe

 

 

Tolys: And thank goodness for that?? I dont want to talk about this?

 

 

Tolys: Feliciano you cant be serious.

 

 

Feliks: Ok but on the uphigh he makes a valid point

 

 

Gilbert: O.M.G(ilbird).

 

 

Gilbert: Hold on. Do you all know what that means

 

 

Feliks: Francis is the bottom?....

 

 

Gilbert: What no GROSSS I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT

Francis reacted with, ‘🥺’

 

 

Gilbert: IT MEANZZ.. Francis got some action before the awesome me..

 

 

Gilbert: Shite Lovino we gotta step our game up.

 

 

Lovino: The wind is extra fucking loud today wow holy turd

 

 

Heracles: was my fart that loud

 

 

Heracles: oops u were talking abt gilbert sorry continue

 

 

Yao: Is that why the hallways smell like death aru you are beyond disgusting 

 

 

Gilbert: @Lovino PLEASEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

 

 

Lovino has deactivated their account

 

 

Feliciano: NOOOOOOOOOO

 

 

Feliciano: HWY DID YOU DO THATTTTTTTTTTT

 

 

Feliciano: WHYYYYYY

 

 

Feliks: Broski chill?...

 

 

Antonio: Gil.. i think its about time you give up

 

 

Antonio: I did not carry my son in my womb for 9 months just for someone like you (no offense i promise) to try and win him over

Kiku, Ludwig, Elizabeta and Tolys reacted with, ‘⁉️’

 

 

Feliciano: Weait really

 

 

Feliciano: OMG REALLLY WAHT ANTONIO DID YOU CARRY ME TOO PLZPLS

 

 

Gilbert: Uh no what are we even talking about ANTONIO NO YOU DIDNTT #CAP

 

 

Gilbert: UGH WHTVR If that word.. "giving up"(?😂) means getting the SAME if not BETTER type of action than whatever francis and arthur did then HELL TO THE YES #SignmeUP 

 

 

Yao: No actually aru what were Francis and Arthur doing..

 

 

Ludwig: I think its best that we dont continue down that lane

 

 

Heracles: it was probably that thing where they take off their clothes on the bed and just sit there

 

 

Ludwig: I just said NOT TO.Ok im out.

 

 

Ludwig: Wait what ?? "Just sit there" ????

 

 

Ludwig: Did u not take sex ed in what world are people getting naked and to sit there on the bed

 

 

Heracles: is that not what happens

 

 

Alfred: KFLMAAOO even Peter knows more than you blawg

 

 

Alfred: @Peter TELL EM how babies are made🔥🔥

 

 

Peter: The stork!!

 

 

Joao: Andd my phone just automatically turned off

 

 

Arthur: ENOUGHHH

 

 

Arthur: THE NEXT PERSON TO CONTINUE THIS TOPIC IS GETTING STRIKED DOWN BY ME

 

 

Peter: WAIT I DONT GET IT I FEEL OUT OF THE LOOP!!!!

 

 

Peter: Uhm

 

 

Elizabeta: Omg..

 

 

Alfred: Peter rest in pieces lil bro..🕊️OHBBUT CAN I PUT U IN MY INSTAGRAM BIO AS LLP🕊️ ?? I CAN?? THANKS BRAHH UR THE COOLEST DEAD PERSON EVAAAA

 

 

Feliciano: ARTHUR IS GOING TO KILL A KIDDDD

 

 

Arthur: IM NOT G

 

 

Arthur: NO HE JUST TEXTED AT THE WORSE TIME POSSIBLE ITS NOT

 

 

Arthur: Holy fucking hell I cant deal with this.

 

 

Arthur: NO MORE TALKING ABOUT THE BED THING

 

 

Arthur: AND WHO CARES IF THAT STUPID WANKER HAS BIG BRAND DEALS AND STUPID PRESS ABOUT HIM NOBODY CARESSS ITS NOT A BIG ACCOMPLISHMENT ANYWAY

 

 

Roderich: Here He Goes.

 

 

Alfred: Average rant with gramps🥀🥀🪫  

 

 

Ludwig: Everyone, dont forget to put your phones on dnd

Feliciano and Kiku reacted with, '❤️'

 

 

Arthur: YOU ALL WILL NOT CHAT UNTIL I AM DONE WITH MY SPEECH

 

 

Arthur: AND IF FRANCIS CAN BECOME A DUMB FAMOUS "ICON" THEN SO CAN I

Francis reacted with, ‘😂’

 

 

Arthur: WHATS SO ENDEARING ABOUT HIS DUMB PERSONALITY AND LOOKS THAN MINES?? I SAY IM EVEN BETTER HAHA ISNT THAT RIGHT FLYING MINT BUNNY

 

 

Feliks: "Whats so endearing about his dumb personality" well why dont you tell us broski bcz obviously it was endearing enough for you two to spend some time in ur bedroom 

 

 

Matthew: Oh wow thats actually funny

 

 

Feliks: Who tf are you... stop replying to me

 

 

Feliciano: WHO👀 is flying mint bunny and WHEN👀 did he/she/xe/vampself get added into the chat……….

 

 

Yao: Just say they.

 

 

Ivan: oooh so thats what this is about!

 

 

 >Replying to, Arthur: AND IF FRANCIS

Ivan: just some stupid petty bitter old man rivalry. 

 

 

Ivan: againn ))

 

 

Elizabeta: I guess you can even say its a.. heated. rivalry.

Elizabeta has unsent one message

 

 

Elizabeta: Omg why would you send that message Francis???

 

 

Roderich: You Sent That Message.

 

 

Matthew: Isnt Francis muted anyway??

Francis reacted with, ‘✅’

 

 

Lovino has reactivated their account

 

 

Gilbert: AYEEE YEAH SUCK AWN THAT LOZERS I DIDNT SELL

 

 

Lovino: Dont even think about speaking to me nosferatu pale fuck

 

 

Gilbert: I #understand

 

 

Gilbert: I understand.

 

 

 >Replying to, Arthur: WHATS SO...

Alfred: b

 

 

Alfred: SAorry i didnt mean to type

 

 

Arthur: What the hell is so funny.

 

 

Alfred: ...?Bro literally everyone was speaking but now the minute I say something you only interrogate ME

 

 

Alfred: AND NAHH its the fact that you immediately thought that I was laughinOk yeah I am LNDMFAOOO

 

 

Alfred: LMFAOSOAOAOAOA

 

 

Alfred: LMFRRAOAOANHAHA 

 

 

Alfred: LMFAOSHAHAHAHAHBA

 

 

Lovino: Omfg we get it.

 

 

Alfred: OHB MAN THATS FUCKING HILARIOUSS WHAT DID HE SAY HE SAIDHAAHA

 

 

Kiku: He.. did not say "haaha" ??

 

 

Alfred: IM SHITTING MYSELF AND SMEARING IT ALL ON MATHHEWWW 

 

 

Matthew: What?????

 

 

Matthew: Is that the new saying for when somethings hilarious?? Lol if so then I dont think I like it very much?

 

 

Joao: You dont sound distraught enough for me tbh..

 

 

Roderich: Circling Back To The Whole..What Do I Even Call It, "Arthur's Craze"?

 

 

Roderich: All Offense Arthur, But You Seriously Lack In Not Only Social But Also Physical Skills To Become Popular On The Internet In This Day And Age. 

 

 

Roderich: So Yeah Thats One Of The Biggest Out Of Many Differences Between You And Our “Celebrity” Over Here.

Francis reacted with, '😘'

 

 

Roderich: Dont Make Me Regret That.

 

 

Arthur: What???

 

 

Arthur: Someone summarize that load of bull for me

 

 

Roderich: Wow You’re A Lost Cause.

 

 

Heracles: youre not exactly moe enough

 

 

Arthur: ??

 

 

Alfred: Ur boring bro.

 

 

Arthur: OH In your fucking dreams.

 

 

Arthur: ..The hell does moe even mean @Kiku

 

 

Alfred: Bro already got angry and he doesnt even know what it means💔💔💔

 

 

Kiku: When will you all stop tagging me just for the most basic level Japanese words. Google is right there

 

 

Kiku: Just.. cute. To put it simply.

 

 

Yao: Yet you still responded. I keep telling you to stop submitting to these annoying westerners 

 

 

Kiku: And end up like you?? Pls no

Yao reacted with, ‘❓’

 

 

 >Replying to, Kiku: When will you all...

Alfred: KEEKS ITS CUS UR FRICKIN SICK AS HELL MANN

 

 

Alfred: SEE WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU BRO U MAKE THIS GROUP CHAT COMPLETE‼️‼️

 

 

Alfred: YOU KNOW ALL THE RAD JAPANESE SLANG BRAHH🤙😂🫱🫱🫱🫱

 

 

Alfred: Theres no point in searching up stuff if we have like legiterally the COOLEST guy in town right here

 

 

Kiku: Oh um

 

 

Kiku: Thank you

 

 

Gilbert: AAANDDDD Wheres the Great Gilbert’s compliment????? 🤣

 

 

Gilbert: Are you all waiting till Christmas morning to reply. 

 

 

 >Replying to, Kiku: Just.. cute. To...

Arthur: So what you all are saying is that im not "cute" enough for you guys?.

 

 

Arthur: ??I am mor

 

 

Arthur: MOE** im moe

 

 

Arthur: YEA IM MOE ASK ANYBODY RIGHT NOW AND THEYLL SAY IM MOE

Alfred and Kiku reacted with, ‘😬’

 

 

Arthur: @Peter AM I MOE??

 

 

Peter: Umm....

 

 

Peter: OH OH Youre the British friend thats like a creepy old uncle for sure for sure!!

 

 

Arthur: EVEN PETER AGREES IM MOE

 

 

Kiku: That didnt sound much like an agreement to me..

 

 

Alfred: Arthur just accept it bro ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 

 

 

Lovino: Boring = cant do short-form content

 

 

Lovino: Ugly = cant do thirst traps

 

 

Lovino: No friends = cant be a lifestyle vlogger

 

 

Lovino: Bad chef = cant make cooking videos

 

 

Lovino: How the hell do you lose before you even start the fucking game.

 

 

Alfred: LMFAOOAOAOOOOAOS

 

 

Tolys: ???????

 

 

Tolys: That was WAYY too aggressive??

 

 

Feliciano: AND WAY TOO MANY FLAWS ARTHURS GONNA BE SO MADDD🙁🙁

 

 

Lovino: Its not my fault hes so fucking talentless??

 

 

Matthew: Its kinda your fault for listing them all like that though..

 

 

Lovino: Its kinda ur fault for my foot shoved up your asscrack

 

 

Matthew: Sorry??

 

 

Lovino: I dont forgive you 

Matthew reacted with, ‘❓’

 

 

Gilbert: Um

 

 

Gilbert: UM

 

 

Gilbert: UM WTF

 

 

Gilbert: If you see me say Um 3x in a row: Spread those cheeks

 

 

Gilbert: Sorry #ImSorry

 

 

Gilbert: I took too long and now i cant unsend my awesome message

 

 

Feliks: Literally no one made you send that in the first place

 

 

Gilbert: BUT ANYWAYS OMFG(ilbird) @Everyone

 

 

Gilbert: LOOK WHOS AT MY "suggested for you" 

 

 

Gilbert has sent one image

 

 

Yao: Ewww is that the british human thing 

 

 

Yao: Since when did he have a tik tok account.

 

 

Gilbert: HE NEVER DID. 

 

 

Alfred: LMFOAOSOAOAA LFMS

 

 

Alfred: LFMROAOSOAAA

 

 

Alfred: LFMAOSSBAAHH OH SHITT BUTTER MY BUNS AND CALL ME A DINNER ROLL THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUSSS

 

 

Lovino: Ffs im actually about to hit you shut the ebola up.

 

 

Alfred: BROO CANT YOU SEE HOW FUNNY THIS ISD IM ACTUALLY SCREAMINGG

 

 

Matthew: Yes we know. We can hear you.

 

 

Ivan: his yelps are rather attractive 

 

 

Alfred: THANKS…BRO…..

 

 

Francis: @Arthur

 

 

Feliciano: Uhohhh its going down between them two again OH WELL wheres the porn

 

 

Feliciano: POPCORN** WHAT .AGUSY I SWEAR I TYPED POPCORN

 

 

Antonio: The porn is right thereOhhh oh yeah sorry we dont have any popcorn in school silly

 

 

Francis: Quiet now little ones, papa is speaking

Antonio reacted with, ‘🤐’

 

 

Feliciano: Oh sorryyy!!🥺🥺

 

 

Feliciano: Hehe Antonio youre a freak

 

 

Francis: Arthur, what’s this? Hm?

 

 

 >Replying to, Gilbert's image

Francis: ⬆️

 

 

Arthur: What's what. What are you showing me

 

 

Lovino: Oh yeah. Just all the missing ships from the bermuda triangle

 

 

Lovino: IDFK MAYBE The SAME DAMN TIKTOK ACCOUNT that we're all seeing on the FUCKING SCREEEN

 

 

Francis: Arthur did u just make that account today.

 

 

Arthur: What account

 

 

Francis: Omg.

 

 

Francis: I literally just.

 

 

Francis: Deep breaths François .. deep breaths❤️❤️

 

 

Joao: You could’ve done that without typing yk

 

 

Alfred: NO BRO I SWEAR ARTHUR LITERALLY HAS SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS AND NOBODY SEENS TO BELIVE ME

 

 

 >Replying to, Gilbert’s image

Alfred: THISS THIS THIS ACCOUNT YOU KNOW WHAT ACCOUNT FRANCIS IS TAKING ABOUT MAN

 

 

Alfred: Did you just make it???

 

 

Arthur: No.

 

 

Francis: .

 

 

Francis: So ur telling me that you just had this app sitting on ur home screen, telling everyone that you didnt have tiktok, secretly waiting for the day that i got big so you can have your moment too?

 

 

Arthur: No? Wtf?

 

 

Arthur: Im a professional tiktoker.

Gilbert, Alfred, Yao, Antonio and Elizabeta reacted with, ‘😂’

 

 

Francis: YEAH IM SURE YOU ARE ARTHUR

 

 

Francis: Youre going on the guillotine youre beyond irritating and I cant risk getting stress lines on my beautiful magnifique gorgeous face

 

 

Francis: Ahh all my fans would be so worried❤️lets wrap things up quick hm?

 

 

Arthur: "Wrap things up quick" WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK

 

 

Arthur: You know what. I've had it.

 

 

Arthur: You want me to wrap things up quick? Yeah I'll wrap things up quick alright.

 

 

Arthur: If no one will take me seriously then I'll do just fine on my own.

 

 

Arthur: I'm done. And I dont need any of you.

 

 

Arthur is now offline

 

 

Ludwig: I dont even know what just happened.

 

 

Kiku: .. is someone gonna check up on him

 

 

Feliciano: HES GOING TO KILL US ALL NOOOOOOOO

 

 

Feliciano: FRATELLO WE HAVE TO LEAVE WE HAVE TO LEAVE OH MY GI M SHA.KINGNG

 

 

Lovino: SHUTUPPPP HES NOT GOING TO DO JACK SHIT OMFG

 

 

Lovino: ..Right.

 

 

Lovino: @Arthur I just wanted you to know ive always ALWAYS admired your resilience and your amazing eyebrows i mean it takes a lot of confidence to walk around looking like that and you know how great you are at other other stuff yes like your bland fashion sense and horrible cooking it also takes a LOTT to be that fucking shitballs at cooking ahah please spare me and my idiot stupid smooth-brained brother HAHAHA maybe you can take that dumb potato loving hulk of a fr*end instead hahahAHAHA did you see my message ahah oh great Arthur respond hey hello I KNOW YOU SEE THIS

 

 

Roderich: I See How You Two Are Related Now.

 

 

Feliciano: Thank youu hehe 💗💗💗😁😁💗🖖✍️

 

 

Lovino: EWWWW HOWW NOO

 

 

Ludwig: Was the censor of friend needed

 

 

Gilbert: Hey alexa play xxtentacionxx.. #Lonely #SadBois #SadBartSimpsonEdit #BoysKissing

 

 

Elizabeta: The last hashtag???

 

 

Gilbert: C."8lick

 

 

Gilbert: misclick.

 

 

Gilbert: PETER HACKED MY AWESOME PHONE

 

 

Peter: WHAT I HAVE HIDDEN POWERSS THATSBSO COOL

 

 

Ivan: do you know you're alive

 

 

Ivan: such an interesting specimen you are )) @Yao agrees

 

 

Yao: No I dont?

 

 

Ivan: the man Yao agrees so very well

 

 

Yao: I DONT?

 

 

Francis: What is Arthur doing.

 

 

Francis: What thehell

 

 

Francis: WHAT THE HELL

 

 

Alfred: What bro

 

 

Alfred: YOO IS ARTHUR ACTUALLY KILLING PEOPLE

 

 

Alfred: HOLY SHIT FETTUCINI MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR ONCE AHAH WAIT WAIT I HAVE TO RECORD THIS 

 

 

Feliciano: WHATTTTT

 

 

Joao: Arthur isnt killing people....

 

 

Joao: Not yet at least!

 

 

Joao: And if he did I would hope he kills Antonio first 

Antonio reacted with, ‘🙂’

 

 

Tolys: ???No so if a classmate DID go insane and started a murder spree the first thing you would do is record??@Alfred???

 

 

Yao: Americans. Its the American blood i tell you aru. Nobody seems to believe me.

 

 

Ludwig: Yao, you once responded with "Its the American peoples blood" when I asked why it was so cold in the middle of summer. Im glad nobody believes you.

 

 

Yao: AND I STAND ON ITT YOU ALL WILL ONLY LISTEN ONCE IT IS TOO LATE. I TRY TO HELP

 

 

Francis has sent 5 images

 

 

Francis: WTF IS HE DOING.

 

 

Gilbert: Umm i was expecting to open it and see a crazed Arthur on a murder spree. #NotAmused

 

 

Alfred: LMFASOOO OMG DID HE SERIOUSLY MAKE A TIKTOK ACCOUTN JUST TO HATE ON FRANCIS' VIDEOSSS

 

 

Alfred: WHYD HE PUT HIS FULL NAME AS HIS USERNAME

 

 

Heracles: hmm francis idk if u can tell in the photos but theres someone named arthurkirkland01 and hes leaving lots of hateful comments

 

 

Heracles: o hes leaving lots of hateful but true comments

 

 

Heracles: are they hateful if theyre true 

 

 

Joao: An iq too low..

 

 

Francis: I DONT CARE WHAT THEY ARE I JUST KNOW THAT IT IS RUINING MY GORGEOUS BRAND THAT I WORKED SO HARD TO BUILD

 

 

Francis: UGH EVERYONE SPAM ARTHUR RIGHT NOW SO HE GETS ONLINE

 

 

Francis: @Arthur

 

 

Francis: @Arthur

 

 

Francis: @Arthur

 

 

Francis: @Arthur @Arthur @Arthur

 

 

Francis: HWwhys nobody else spamming.

 

 

Roderich: Because We Just Dont Care.

 

 

Arthur is now online

 

 

Arthur: Who is disturbing me.

 

 

Francis: ARTHUR. *SLAPS YOU* SACRE BLEU WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING???

 

 

Arthur: What the fuck are YOU doing??? Am i supposed to *cry*??

 

 

Francis: THAT IS NOT TBE FHFHGKGGG

 

 

Francis: UHCUJHH GUCHJKUGH I HATE YOU SOO MUCHHH *CHOKED SOBS* *LOUD SNIFFLE* (im a pretty crier btw so have that image in your heads thx!~) 

Elizabeta, Lovino and Ludwig reacted with, ‘🤢’ 

 

 

Matthew: Ohh..

 

 

Roderich: Ew Why Would I Want To Imagine You In My Head.

 

 

Yao: Foreplay i tell you

 

 

Francis: I cant handle this right now i really cant. It's not good for my mental health. Someone else has to interrogate him. It... hurts.

Arthur reacted with, ‘😒’

 

 

Kiku: Um



 

Alfred: HOLY SHIT do you guys wanna know a sandwich combo thats THE fucking bomb.com

 

 

Francis: Ugh whoever interrogates him first gets $50 straight up

 

 

Alfred: Arthur whyd you do it bro.

 

 

Ludwig: YOU DIDNT EVEN GIVE ANYONE ELSE A CHANCE?

 

 

Matthew: Dammit I was going to do it

 

 

Francis: Wow.

 

 

Francis is now offline

 

 

Feliciano: NOOOO BIG BROTHER FRANCIS SEEMS GENUINELY HURT GUYS🙁🙁🙁😕😕😕😢😢🙁😢

 

 

Alfred: Ok and I GENUINELY needed that 50 bucks

 

 

Alfred: Can ya really blame me bro lunch is EX-FRICKIN-SPENSIVE nowadays geez???

 

 

Matthew: Maybe if you got a salad for a change it wouldn't be so expensive????

 

 

Matthew: Your huge stomach literally enters every room before you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lovino, Ivan, Gilbert and Antonio reacted with, ‘😂’

 

 

Matthew is now offline

 

 

Heracles: woah like father like son

 

 

Joao: Was that many exclamation marks necessary

 

 

Feliks: You just got here but like he never uses caps so i think this is his alternative

 

 

Gilbert: YESS SIBLING SQUABBLE #LETSGOOOO

 

 

Lovino: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT YEAH KILL HIM MATTHEW MAKE SURE TO SPIT ON HIS HIDEOUS FACE

 

 

Lovino: CURB STOMP HIM ALFRED YOU FUCKING GOT THIS IN THE BAG AND IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE GREASY ASS FAST FOOD KIND WOOHO

Kiku, Tolys and Ludwig reacted with, ‘❓’

 

 

Lovino: Why the fuck is the potato penishead cheering too.

 

 

Lovino: My mood just got fucking ruined fml.

 

 

Tolys: Um dont take this the wrong way but I think your mood was ruined when you were rooting for both sides 

 

 

 >Replying to, Matthew: Your huge stomach...

Alfred: ?Not true

 

 

Alfred: My ass enters the room first THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND THATS ON 🔥.PERIOD.🔥 AS FELIKS SAYS

 

 

Feliks: I can bet on Tolys life I have never said that.

 

 

Tolys: HES GOING TO KILL ME FELIKS WHYYY I EVEN PUT YOU IN MY WILL

 

 

Alfred: @Kiku @Ivan tell them my ass enters the room first

 

 

Kiku: Id probably consider it if youd pay me to say that

 

 

Ivan: you have a donkey? thats so cute )

 

 

Alfred: Wrong.. type of ass dude..

 

 

Elizabeta: Alfred hes already offline so im not sure what youre even trying to prove atp!!

 

 

Feliciano: GUYSWAIT I think Matt REALLY wanted that 👉💰💰💵$50... 🤫

 

 

Ludwig: Yeah to probably get over 50 more hits from his pen so thank the lord for Alfred.

 

 

 >Replying to, Alfred: Arthur whyd you...

Arthur: Do what.

 

 

Alfred: Oh fuck hi what were we talking about

 

 

Alfred: Oh yeahhh that

 

 

Gilbert: WHY IS THIS LOZER trying SO HARD to act NONCHALANTT it sucks BALLSS 😂😂take it as valuable advice from an s-tier actor like myself #DieArthur

 

 

Alfred: NO LITERALLYY LMFAOOO

 

 

Alfred: Oh nah I wouldnt say youre an S Tier actor.. i didnt mean to agree to that part

 

 

Alfred: Yeah er Arthur dont play dumb bro we all know 'ArthurKirkland01' is you.🥀

 

 

Arthur: And so what if it is?

 

 

Ludwig: Exactly. We just want to know whats your reason behind it and leaving distasteful comments on Francis' posts..

 

 

Roderich: I Dont Even See Why Hes Mad In The First Place?

 

 

Roderich: This Is A Good Thing. Now Hes So Busy With His Phone He Cant Dedicate His Day To Annoying You Anymore. 

 

 

Roderich: And Wouldn't You Hate Being Seen Next To That “Frog” Anyway? Whats The Big Deal If Everyone Else Was Already In A Video Before You?

 

 

Antonio: Ohhahah dont forget he really lost it when he found out that Joao was in one of Francis' vids!! 

 

 

Joao: Me?

 

 

Antonio: Yes you.

 

 

Gilbert: He doesnt play about that loser Joao😂😂 #HeGotDibsOnYou

Joao reacted with, ‘🤨’

 

 

Gilbert: Or Francis

 

 

Gilbert: Hm wait ERR THE AWESOME GILBERT CANNOT DECIPHER THE WEIRD BRITISH MANS FEELINGS AND ITS FREAKISHH

 

 

Feliks: Sounds to me that the chav is just going thru major jealousyy

 

 

Arthur: Where in the hell are you two going with this

 

 

Arthur: Jealous of whom? Lol.

 

 

Feliks: You tell me genius

 

 

Arthur: ???Wtf am I supposed to tell you

 

 

Alfred: How you’re such a bitter, jealous and lonely old man LMFAO

 

 

Arthur: ?IM NOT.

 

 

Arthur: And I sure as hell dont want to hear that from the FATASS that has no real friends youre a fucking lunatic

Alfred reacted with, ‘🥱’

 

 

Arthur: Do you REALLY think that the ugly frog just sits in the back of my mind that much to the point where seeing him interact with anyone else tics me off?

Matthew, Joao and Feliks reacted with, ‘😬’

 

 

Antonio: Woah!!!😳😳

 

 

Feliks: You said it not me

 

 

Yao: Why dont u just save that for ur next therapy session.

 

 

Feliciano: AWWWW THEYRE SO UGLY ITS CUTEEE🥰🥰😍

 

 

Arthur: I DONT.

 

 

Arthur: TRUTH IS, I JUST HATE THIS STUPID TECHNOLOGY AND THE STUPID INTERNET AND ALL ITS STUPID TRENDS

 

 

Heracles: r u just saying whatever now in hopes it makes sense bcs i do the same thing too

 

 

Antonio: Tsk tsk he just hates to see people (Francis) thriving and it shows 🙁

 

 

Kiku: I think he is just a bit sick in the head 

 

 

Ivan: well we can always find out )

 

 

Ivan: open brain surgery

 

 

Ivan: dont worry i got liscenced in Russia when i was a wee little baby

 

 

Ludwig: Ja im pretty sure that isn’t or ever was valid.

 

 

Roderich: Long Story Short Arthurs Age Is Showing. And Its No Surprise That Its Not Pretty.

 

 

Arthur: WHO GIVES A FLYING SHIT

 

 

Arthur: I WILL THRIVE IN THIS NEW DIGITAL AGE AND I WILL THRIVE HARD

 

 

Alfred: So hard??

 

 

Arthur: HELL YES SO HARD

 

 

Alfred: Even harder than .. FRANCIS??

 

 

Arthur: I WILL AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN EVEN HARDER THAN FRANCIS

Kiku, Gilbert, Antonio and Elizabeta reacted with, ‘❓’

 

 

Arthur: What the hell are you making me say.

 

 

Feliks: So did you put urself under a truth spell or what

 

 

Arthur: Enough of the pointless chatter. 

 

 

Arthur: Matter of fact, I even published my first reel today. That's right you pathetic imbeciles, cower in fear of my amassing power.

 

 

Gilbert: Yeesh you SERIOUSLY need to hop off the LoL..

 

 

Heracles: its called a tik tok not a reel btw

 

 

Arthur: What??

 

 

Heracles: mm reel is for instagram. ur not on instagram ur on tiktok. its called a tiktok on tiktok

 

 

Ludwig: I think im having a stroke

 

 

Arthur: I dont care about all those nitty gritty details ok?? Fucking hell

 

 

Heracles: its not really a nitty gritty detail its the first step and if you cant differentiate that then im here to tell you now that you arent gonna make it very far no offense i think idk

 

 

Arthur: SHUT UPP

 

 

Alfred: woaahWOAAHH

 

 

Alfred: HERACLES GENUINELY SAYS SOME SMART STUFF 

 

 

Heracles: the shots you dont make you miss all of them

 

 

Alfred: OHHOH DONT HURT EM NOW

 

 

Arthur: All that matters is that I made my internet debut and my popularity is skyrocketing already

 

 

Arthur: EAT THAT, FROG

 

 

Roderich: Hes Still Offline.

 

 

Arthur: EAT THAT, FROG..WHENEVER YOU COME ONLINE

 

 

Yao: Are you guys done throwing your pent up homosexuality towards each other yet

 

 

Elizabeta: @Kiku are you taking notes or should I

 

 

Elizabeta: Oops OMG IM SO SORRY wrong chat!!

Elizabeta has unsent 2 messages

 

 

Kiku: ??Wrong chat and wrong user tagged indeed

 

 

Kiku: I have..no idea as to what she could be talking about.

 

 

Alfred: Kiku its okay brah ❤️‍🔥we all already know youre one of those

 

 

Ludwig: "One of those" ??

 

 

Feliciano: CAN I BE ONE OF THOSE PLEASEE OH PLEASEE

 

 

Feliciano: Well heh idk what that means but i want to be included I think im cool enoughPLEASEE KIKU PLEASE ALFRED cute littlekikuu please

 

 

Kiku: Alfred. Dms. Please.

 

 

Alfred: GUYS I GOTTA GO ITLL BE QUICK I PROMISEHAHA WELL AS QUICK AS KIKU WANTS IT TO BE OKAY DONT TALK ABOUT ANYTHING FUNNY WHILE IM GONE‼️‼️

 

 

Feliciano: Have funnziesss!!!!! Touch each other LOTS!!!!!😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

 

 

Gilbert: Oh my fucking gilbird I cant do this.

 

 

Gilbert: HOW IS EVERYONE GETTING ACTION BEFORE ME

 

 

Gilbert: @Lovino Halo

 

 

Lovino: Say I wont shoot Antonio in front of your eyes

Gilbert reacted with, ‘😞’

 

 

Tolys: WHAT DID HE EVEN DOO

 

 

Antonio: ¡Oh dios mio!

 

 

Joao: Ur reaction genuinely pisses me off lol

 

 

Antonio: Ok lol

 

 

Joao: Ok

 

 

Yao: What???

 

 

Yao: What kind of convo even was that.

 

 

Gilbert: HROFLMAAOOOOOA

 

 

Gilbert: YOOOO

 

 

Gilbert: I CHECKED MR.arthurkirkland01’s ACCOUNT AGAIN AND ITS SO PATHETICC

 

 

Gilbert: EVRYONE COME LOOK AT THIS COMPLETE LOZARR 

 

 

Gilbert has sent one image

 

 

Gilbert: ONLY 3 VIEWS IN 20 MINUTES???? THAT DOESNT LOOK LIKE SKYROCKETING FAME TO ME #ROFL #ARTHURISSOLAMEE

Antonio, Feliks and Ivan reacted with, ‘💔’

 

 

Feliks: I would say broski fell off but he never even had anything to fall from

 

 

Joao: Idk guys this is straight bullying i sorta feel bad

 

 

Arthur: Joao, whatever im about to say has nothing to do with you okay.

Joao reacted with, ‘👍’

 

 

Antonio: Wow crazy how the worst person on the planet gets favoritism jaja ew jajajaja

 

 

Arthur: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU?? TAKE THAT POINTLESS PICTURE AND SHOVE IT RIGHT BACK TO WHERE IT CAME FROM.

 

 

Arthur: YOU ALL ARE JUST JEALOUS OF MY FAME YEAH I KNOW

 

 

Arthur: And Gilbert you should be the last bloody person talking about anyone being “pathetic.” Whats pathetic is that everyday you try and fail miserably to court that rude Italian and you get absolutely nowhere. 

 

 

Gilbert: IM NOT LISTENINGG IM NOT LISTENING NANANAN

 

 

Ludwig: You are just.. so childish its embarrassing.

 

 

Lovino: RHWAT THE FUCK

 

 

Lovino: ohHAHAHAHAAAAHA

 

 

Lovino: Wait im known as the rude Italian what the fuck???

 

 

 >Replying to, Arthur: YOU ALL ARE…

Gilbert: AND JEALOUS OF WHAT FAMEEE

 

 

Gilbert: THAT 1 LIKE THAT WAS LITERALLY YOURSELF?? YEAH I SURE AM PAL 

 

 

Heracles: maybe we should all just give it some time

 

 

Heracles: yk how the algorithm works you just gotta wait a bit most of the time

 

 

Feliks: And how long is a bit supposed to be? 10 years?

 

 

Alfred: It better be 10 frickin minutes

 

 

Alfred: Thats the max amount IM waiting

 

 

Lovino: Why are u even back.

 

 

Lovino: Kiku can u make him whimper in ur dms for like the rest of the day fuck I DONT WANT HIM HERE

 

 

Kiku: OkNo*** no no I meant no

Feliciano reacted with, ‘🤤’

 

 

Arthur: Ffs @Alfred Im sure you can wait a lot longer than that especially considering you're supposed to be taking a test right now in maths?  

 

 

Alfred: BRO WHAT

 

 

Alfred: WHAT WE HAD A TEST????

 

 

Alfred: WHYD NOBODY TELL ME?? IM SKIPPING CLASS AND HIDING IN THE BOYS RESTROOM BCS I WANTED TO EAT A FRACKIN CHICKEN SANDWICH BRAHH

Gilbert, Kiku, Antonio reacted with, ‘😪’

 

 

Yao: This level of fat is going to get you killed aru

 

 

Ludwig: .....So you decided to eat in the BATHROOM where all the SHIT FUMES and COUGH PARTICLES and that Canadians's VAPE TOXINS linger????

 

 

Alfred: Yeah...?

Ludwig, Tolys, Yao and Roderich reacted with, ‘🤢’

 

 

Alfred: DUDE IM SORRY MY MATH TEACHER DOESNT LET US EAT IN CLASS???

 

 

Alfred: Plus all i said was that I wanted to eat.. not that I wanted it to be safe😂😂🤟Can i get a FUCK YEAH‼️

 

 

Lovino: Youre getting a FUCK NO

 

 

Antonio: Ahhw good luck getting cholera!😆

 

 

Antonio: Im sure youll make Arthur's ancestors proud!!

 

 

Alfred: Ok well SPEAKING OF HIM aren't we supposed to be bullying Arthur right now❓❓

 

 

Alfred: Why am I chosen as the scape goat today no bro chose the ugly red coat

 

 

Alfred: Lets see if hes "INTERNET FAMOUS!!" Yet LMFAO

 

 

Tolys: 10 minutes havent passed...

 

 

Ivan: its been 3 close enough )

 

 

Heracles: 3+7=10 and 7 is the heavenly number and heaven is gifted to the good ones after death so if we wait for the rest 7 mins we immediately die and i dont want that

 

 

Kiku: How did you put this all together in less than 15 seconds

 

 

Feliks: Sweet looks like matthew found a new customer



Matthew is now online

 

 

Matthew: My name was finally called!!

 

 

Matthew: ..

 

 

Matthew: Why dont we all check the status of Arthurs video now, yeah?

 

 

Gilbert: Keeping the animosity between ur customers i like it i like it SMART business move #Entrepnuer #Enterprenuer #Entrepernuer #IGiveUp

 

 

Matthew: I dont even have a business??????

 

 

Feliciano: WAIT WAITI MEIE AMICIIII MY FRIENDS JUST. ⛄️⛄️🌨️FREEZE!!🍧🍧ooh that emoji looks yummy wait i want gelatoWAIT i have no money…. nooo

 

 

Roderich: Feliciano. Get On With It.

 

 

Feliciano: OH UR SO RIGHT OKAYAY I AM I WILL

 

 

Feliciano: Okay uuuhmmm🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 hehe plsplsplsPLEASEE dont be mad I GOT TOO EXCITED AND CHECKED THE ACCOUNT EARLY!!! But LISTEN 👂TO ME

 

 

Feliciano: Its about Arthur.. he..

 

 

Feliciano: GULP he actually has a c-comment..!!!

Kiku, Ludwig and Elizabeta reacted with, ‘⁉️’

 

 

Alfred: OPEN IT OPEN IT

Feliciano reacted with, ‘👍’

 

 

Feliciano: Some user with AWW with a cutie little wittle puppy wuppy dog profile picture commented: Ive scrolled too far and ended up in Hell

 

 

Feliciano: ….😓😓I DONT think thats a good commennttsfrsd

 

 

Gilbert: Arthurs a fawking lozer i tell you #SpamL 

 

 

Yao: He is the sorriest influencer ever known to man

 

 

Feliks: Its lowkenuinely so trash he wouldve def been on the ellen show in 2011 for how terrible he is at everything 

 

 

Lovino: Lmfao yeah Arthur you’re absolute dog water at this shit

 

 

Lovino: Straight up unwashed booty cheek

 

 

Lovino: Booty bounce

 

 

Lovino: Hot breath

 

 

Arthur: I swear if you send another rubbish filled message I will send fire to your entire family home

 

 

Alfred: IM FUCKINGG DYINGGG THIS WHOLE DAY HAS BEEN SO HILARIISSS OH MY GOSHH

 

 

Alfred: ARTHUR UR SO PATHETIC ITS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS NO NO EVERYBTING BAD THAT HAPPENS TO YOU IS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENS TO ME ITS JUST SOO FUNNY

 

 

Alfred: YOU WERE BORN A LAUGHING STOCK BROO!!! HOLD UR UGLY CHIN UP HIGHH

 

 

Elizabeta: Aww I was going to laugh but then Alfred continued to laugh so it wasnt funny anymore

 

 

Arthur: Thank you for at least having half of a brain.

 

 

Arthur: I guess?..

 

 

Elizabeta: But yeah Arthur! Im starting to think you were only born to amuse us because this is super hilarious

 

 

Arthur: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JESTING

 

 

Ivan: oh wait shut up

 

 

Arthur: NO I WONT?? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO TELL ME ANYTHING

 

 

Ivan has muted Arthur for 1 minute

 

 

Ivan: haha Arthur i thought i said shut up. i asked nicely

 

 

Lovino: What the hell this might be the first person ever to talk to Arthur crazy and make it out alive

 

 

Feliciano: WELLLLLLL Ivans not a person so it doesnt really count!!! Ehehehe😁😁😁😁

 

 

Ivan: thank you ))

 

 

Feliciano: Ah hes replying to me IMscare

 

 

Matthew: Ivan I dont think that was a compliment..

 

 

Ivan: thank you too Matthew ))

Matthew reacted with, ‘❓’

 

 

Ivan: continuing on i just got notified that Francis has started a live

 

 

Tolys: ??WHY DO YOU EVEN FOLLOW HIM

 

 

Ivan: i like to know where he is at all times

 

 

Ivan: makes it easier for me to plan an abduction in the wild case if i ever were to do that lololol

 

 

Ivan: but yes and i know i see Roderich in the background how cute is that

Elizabeta reacted with, ‘❓’

 

 

Ivan: why didnt you tell us sooner Roderich!

 

 

Roderich: Im What.

 

 

Ivan: in my friend Francis’ live!

 

 

Ivan: wow everyone is saying how cool you look ))

 

 

Ludwig: Theyre not saying that.

 

 

Elizabeta: Awwww!!!! Now make him end the live.

 

 

Roderich: Hes What??

 

 

Ivan: recording you in his live. how much more times do you want me to say it

 

 

Gilbert has sent one video

 

 

Gilbert: RODERICH WHIPPING HIS HEAD AROUND LIKE A DUMMY PARANOID CAUGHT ON CLIP IN 4K NO CLICKBAITTT #LMFAO #DARKWEBVIBES #IDC

 

 

Yao: Why francis in a locker......

 

 

Alfred: HES A PEEPING TOM BROOO 

 

 

Alfred: LFMAOO A FUCKING CREEP DOESNT HE HAVE STUDY HALL HAHAHA

 

 

Gilbert has sent one video

 

 

Gilbert: Clip of ugly loser austrian man staring directly at the camera (ft. Francis’ gasps.. or moans.. ??) #ImFREAKEDOut 

 

 

Tolys: Ok so we have a stalker of a sissy and a bully tormenting the life of that same sissy thats just so horrible..

 

 

Elizabeta: Ugh that’s the bad touch trio for you.

 

 

Elizabeta: @Antonio what are you going to do to Roderich next huh??? 

 

 

Antonio: Hm oh it's my turn? ¡Probably strangle Joao! 

 

 

Antonio: Wait what did you ask me haha

 

 

Elizabeta: ........Yeah its nothing.

 

 

Antonio: No no I wanna participate um I would laugh at Rod and then maybe strangle Joao (but this time its a.. dun dun dunn sneak attack!!)

 

 

Joao: Just angry for no reason 

 

 

Roderich: No I Dont Find This Scenario Comedic At All. Cease All Laughter.

 

 

Roderich: How In The Hell Did Mr Cheese Breath Even Find Me Here.

 

 

Gilbert: OH YEAH THATS EZ

 

 

Gilbert: He asked for ur entire class schedule on like the first day of school and yk the AWESOME AND LOYAL friend I am I just gave a copy to him no questions asked 

Ludwig, Tolys and Matthew reacted with, ‘⁉️’

 

 

Roderich: You What.

 

 

Roderich: Im.

 

 

Roderich: So Now He's In The Locker Across The Room From My Literature Class. Thanks A Lot To This Absolute Swine.

 

 

Gilbert has sent one video

 

 

Gilbert: LIVE CLIP OF A STUPID AUSTRIAN LOZAR STRUTTING AWAY IN FRUSTRATION ROFLMAAO #Killhim #HimAsInRodNOTFrancis #FrancisMyHomeboy #HesKindaGayTho #ISupport  

 

 

Ludwig: You have to stop.

 

 

Roderich: That British Brute Just Bumped Into Me And Didnt Even Say Excuse Me? How Rude.

 

 

Roderich: Whatever. I'll Be In The Music Room If Anyone Needs Me. Ive Had A Day.

 

 

Ludwig: Wow let me guess, youre going to express your utter disappointment and disgust through the piano?

 

 

Roderich: No? 

 

 

Ludwig: Oh. Thats.. huh I actually didnt expect that ok 

 

 

Roderich: I Have To Compose Something First And Then Ill Express My Utter Disappointment Through The Piano.

 

 

Ludwig: Why bother saying anything.

 

 

Gilbert: EWWWUHH

 

 

Gilbert: YUCK YUCK ARTHUR GET OUT

 

 

Joao: Huh

 

 

Gilbert: Omg(ilbird) Arthur is literally all up in Francis' live yuck BOOO move ur ugly mug outt

 

 

Alfred: BROOOOHAHA Doesnt he have his own “FANBASE” to focus on❓❓

 

 

Alfred: Why is he trying (and failing) to steal Francis’ fans LMFAO😂😂😂👎

 

 

Yao: It was about time he realized hes never going to become famous 

 

 

Gilbert: WELL IDC ABOUT ALL THOSE THEORIES I JUST WANT HIM OUT OF MY HOMEBOYS LIVE NOW

 

 

Antonio: L faps 😞

 

 

Lovino: What.

 

 

Gilbert: G

 

 

Gilbert: OHh

 

 

Gilbert: AHHH OH MYO

 

 

Gilbert: OH MY GOAH EVERYONE JOIN THE LIVE NOW NOW

 

 

Lovino: No.

 

 

Yao: Great aru. What could it possibly be now.

 

 

Gilbert: ARTHUR AND FRANCIS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN

Alfred, Yao, Antonio and Feliciano reacted with, ‘‼️’

 

 

Lovino: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME TO JOIN SOONER IDIOT

 

 

Gilbert: I..I did..

 

 

Gilbert: UGHHG ITS HARD TO TYPE WHILE GOING BACK TO THE LIVE WAIT WAIT I NEED TO PULL IT UP ON MY LAPTOP

 

 

Heracles: isnt ur laptop the school laptop

 

 

Gilbert: No DUM DUM

 

 

Gilbert: Well yes BUT I HAVEMY WAYS

 

 

Gilbert: YOO SHIT ITS ACTUALLY GETTING SERIOUS

 

 

Gilbert: FRANCIS GOT DRAGGED OUT OF THE FUCKING LOCKERFG

 

 

Gilbert: THE PHONE GHE PHONE IDK WHO TOOK FRANCIS PHONE AND STARTED REVORDING IT BUT HOLY GILBIRD ARE THEY AMAZING AT THIS #FIVESTARS 

 

 

Kiku: Im pretty sure its Leon??

 

 

Yao: WHAT??

 

 

Gilbert: FRANCIS LET HIM GET UP LET HIM GET UPP😂😂

 

 

Lovino: ARTHUR PULL HIS HAIR OUT OR SOMETHINGG CMON GIVE ME WHAT I PAID FOR

 

 

Lovino: Fuckkkk British people cant fight for shit when tea isnt involved

 

 

Joao: Keep in mind that you didnt pay for anything..

 

 

Kiku: Uhh guys

 

 

Kiku: Is it just me or is it actually getting bad now..

 

 

Feliks: Bad as in they both suck or bad as in they both are beating each others ass

 

 

Feliks: Or eating each others ass

 

 

Kiku: I would say its somehow a mixture of all three 

 

 

Alfred: Oh fuck

 

 

Alfred: OH FUCK KEEKS RIGHT

 

 

Alfred: Oh shit oh i dont think i want to watch this anymore

 

 

Alfred: Dude theres blood on the floor..

 

 

Alfred: Like lowk BUCKETS of blood IT LOOKS LIKE A HAUNTED HOUSE

 

 

Feliciano: Ummm uumum they arent stopping IM SHAKIKING

 

 

Feliciano: THERES CLUMPS OF HAIR ON THE FLOORRR NO I THINK ITS BIG BROTHER FRANCIS OWNN😢😢😢😖😖😣😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭ill pick eeet all up and sew a wig for him he will like it soooo much!!!!

 

 

Feliks: Ok.. i think im on a different live than you guys bcz why on my screen are they literally on top of each other

 

 

Feliks: Like full blown dry humping I would record if i wasnt so uncomfortable

 

 

Kiku: I told you it was a mixture of all three options

 

 

Elizabeta: This is the most intense toxic yaoi smut ive ever read 10/10

 

 

Lovino: WHY THE FUCK DID LEONS STUPID ASS END THE LIVE

 

 

Lovino: FATASS FUCKING FINGERS JUST CLICKING SHIT

 

 

Yao: No he didnt???

 

 

Yao: AND HIS FINGERS ARENT FAT ARU HAVE YOU SEEN ALFREDS

 

 

Alfred: What the

 

 

Antonio: Francis got BANNEDD!!!

 

 

Feliks: Honestly.. expected

 

 

Feliks: That was a fight for twitter broski it actually got way too violent and way too gay

 

 

Tolys: Wayyyy too gay..

 

 

Feliks: So like when did i ask for an echo

 

 

Ivan has started a poll: Who won the fight

Francis: 0 votes

Arthur: 0 votes

 

 

Roderich: Are You Serious.

 

 

Ivan: vote )) @Everyone 

 

 

Alfred: LMFAOSOOOOA

 

 

Ludwig: Nobody in their right mind is voting on that???

 

 

5 new answers on the poll: Who won the fight

Francis: 3 votes

Arthur: 2 votes

 

 

Ludwig: ARE YOU ALL MISSING A BRAIN I SAID NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND IS VOTING ON THAT

 

 

Ludwig: THEY BOTH NEARLY KILLED EACH OTHER YOU ALL CAN’T BE SERIOUS

 

 

Alfred: Brooo its called building character🔥🔥🤙YOLO

 

 

Francis is now online

 

 

Francis has sent one voice message 1:02 

Click to hear

 

 

Yao: I do not think i want to click on that

 

 

Yao: Why isnt the dumb transcript popping up 

 

 

Kiku: I think hes just crying

 

 

Lovino: Wow your sobs are pretty fucking ugly

 

 

Lovino: Whoever told you that you were a pretty crier lied hard as fuck

 

 

Lovino: Are you all sure he didn’t just record a dying pig and send it in here

 

 

Antonio: Nows not the time mijo... he genuinely sounds really hurt

 

 

Lovino: Well how tf am i supposed to know how he sounds if I cant make out shit from ass??

 

 

Joao: You have such colorful metaphors

 

 

Joao: Is it that fun to just say random swear words 

 

 

Antonio: Loll hey did anyone tell u ur kinda annoying loll

 

 

 >Replying to, Lovino: Well how tf…

Matthew: True, its kinda hard to hear underneath all the sobbing but hes saying stuff like.. “Arthur why would you do that.. its all ruined, everythings ruined” (??) “i hate you so much”

 

 

Matthew: Its all actually really depressing he seems very hurt physically and emotionally…

 

 

Matthew: @Arthur why did you even start that fight in the first place??

 

 

Ivan: ooh thanks to Matthew for knowing how to spead french

 

 

Ivan: guess canadians arent totally useless after all ))

 

 

Matthew: …He wasnt even speaking French

 

 

Ivan: i gave you a compliment. you should take it.

 

 

Arthur: Oh what the burning hell am i being tagged for now

 

 

Arthur: I just want to rest in the nurses office is that too much to bloody ask for

 

 

Arthur: Cant you all see im the victim here

 

 

Francis: TOI?? LA VICTIME???

 

 

Alfred: YO Francis u gotta change ur keyboard back to english we cant understand

 

 

Francis: N’EST-CE PAS TOI QUI AS ACCOURU ET M’AS FRAPPÉ LE PREMIER?????

 

 

Alfred: Francis buddy..

 

 

Francis: MAINTENANT JE N’AI PLUS D’ARGENT

 

 

Alfred: Alright bruh.

 

 

Feliciano: Huuuhhhhh what did he say about detergent???🤔🤔🤔

 

 

Ludwig: I thought you wouldve known..

 

 

Lovino: RACEIST RACIST

Ludwig reacted with, ‘⁉️’

 

 

Francis: AUCUN SPONSOR

 

 

Francis: AUCUN FAN

 

 

Francis: ET PAS DE COMPTE TIKTOK 

 

 

Alfred: GEE he sounds mad, I SURE wish I knew what he was saying

 

 

Alfred: @Matthew

 

 

Matthew: Arthur how could you?????

 

 

Alfred: BRUH CMONNN

 

 

Matthew: Um ok ugh basically he said that Arthur is the one who picked a fight with him first and hes real the victim bcus now he has no account, no sponsors, no money and no fans. Its very sad..

Alfred, Elizabeta and Kiku reacted with, ‘‼️’

 

 

Matthew: Francis are you sure you cant just create a new tiktok account?

 

 

Matthew: Or maybe even record videos with someone else??

 

 

Francis: IM BANNED BY MY IP ADRESS

 

 

Francis: IF I WERE TO CREATE A NEW ONE IT WOULD JUST GET TAKEN DOWN ANYWAY

 

 

Francis: AND IF MY (gorgeous) FACE APPEARS IN ANYONE ELSES VIDEO IT ALSO GETS TAKEN DOWN IMMEDIATELY

 

 

Francis: THIS IS ALL STUPID ARTHUR’S FAULT I HATE THIS WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING THAT GOES GOOD FOR ME

 

 

Arthur: uh

 

 

Feliciano: NOO THIS IS SO SADD😭😭😢😢😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢TUGGING AT MY PASTA HEART STRINGS🙁🙁🙁🙁😕😕😕😕😕😕🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

 

 

Elizabeta: Of course theres angst in my toxic yaoi ouch..

 

 

Elizabeta: No this is serious i shouldnt mention the y word right now

 

 

Kiku: Please just dont ever mention it again

 

 

Lovino: That eyebrow bug is such a fucking jerkhole

 

 

Lovino: Hell yeah it was fun to watch but fuck thats such a shitty move to do on HIS LIVE

 

 

Gilbert: ROFLMAO YOU SAID BUTTFUCK

 

 

Ludwig: ?

 

 

Lovino: I SWEAR I REALLY WILL COOK THAT DUMBASS BIRD OF YOURS

 

 

Lovino: DONT YOU EVER FUCKING HUMILIATE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN 

 

 

Lovino: YOU STUPID JERK YOU WANT MY ATTENTION YOU GOT IT NOW YOU FU

 

 

Feliciano has muted Lovino for 1 minute

 

 

Feliciano: Ooookkkaayyyyy!!! Its hug time 😊😊😊😊😊mi dispiace!!!

 

 

Gilbert: ..Did I cause that

 

 

Antonio: Yeah.

 

 

Gilbert: WOOHO ANOTHER DUB FOR THE AWESOME GILBERT 

 

 

Matthew: ??Do you like being degraded.

 

 

Matthew: Actually dont answer that. Just dont answer that I dont want to know.

 

 

Gilbert: Fine..

 

 

Gilbert: Ill just continue the convo about how much of an a-hole arthur is 

 

 

Gilbert: OH BCUZ ik for a FACT that fight is already posted everywhere too….

 

 

Gilbert: I can almost see it being used in tt comment sections, insta reels, and twitter now.. #FrancisVSArthur #FrenchVSBritish #GayFights #MlmSchoolFights 

 

 

Joao: Definitely not with those tags.

 

 

Heracles: bye bye college bye bye career hello jail

 

 

Feliks: No literally if I was Francis I would never forgive you Arthur

 

 

Feliks: I would def have to get some type of revenge and even then we still wouldnt be even

 

 

Ivan: i would make sure your life is a living hell after that lolol

 

 

Tolys: Oh your not joking.

 

 

Alfred: DUDDE BUT IVANS RIGHT THO LIKE UR TELLING ME I FOUND A FUN AND EASY WAY TO SECURE THE BAG AND THAT WAS ALL TAKEN AWAY IN A BLINK OF AN EYE BCS OF SOME BRITISH DOUCHEBAG?? 

 

 

Alfred: Oh Arthur bro youre getting jumped

 

 

Arthur: OMG Can ALL OF YOU dinguses just shut your trap for one blasted second

 

 

Gilbert: He just called you guys dinguses #NotMeTho #ImBuiltDiff #ARTHURISALOZAR

 

 

Arthur: @Francis

 

 

Arthur: Im…. sorry.

Matthew, Ludwig and Antonio reacted with, ‘⁉️’

 

 

Arthur: ……For wrecking your live and your fame andwhatnotidk

 

 

Kiku: ??!?! 

 

 

Kiku: Is this real????

 

 

Alfred: Arthur bro.. you know how bad ai is for the environment bruh idc how much u hate the freshman lover but that doesnt give u the right to use chatgpt to generate an apology💔💔🥀🪫

 

 

Arthur: WILL YOU SHUT UP I DIDNT USE THAT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

 

 

Arthur: Everything I said was.. authentic. If you must.

 

 

Alfred: Wait seriously

 

 

Elizabeta: AWWWW Yes yes yes!!!

 

 

Elizabeta: This is so beautiful! Daily reminder that true love always wins!

 

 

Ludwig: True love is a huge stretch..

 

 

Yao: Aiya im dreaming someone pinch me

 

 

Ivan: well i have a metal sewage pipe i can whack you with instead or i could give you a small kiss its up to you

 

 

Ivan: haha joking

 

 

Yao: What

 

 

Tolys: About which part..

 

 

Tolys: ABOUT WHICH PART?? YAO YOU HAVE TO RUN

Ivan reacted with, ‘🖤’

 

 

 >Replying to, Arthur: Im…. sorry.

Gilbert: WOAH WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE

 

 

Gilbert: FIRST it was the bedroom thing and NOW hes apologizing? Yeah gross theyre making out in the custodians closet #HomeOfSexual 

 

 

Gilbert: TONY BACK ME UP

 

 

Antonio: Backing Gil up!! 👏👏

 

 

Gilbert: Ew man

 

 

Arthur: I just remembered why I hate you all so much

 

 

Francis: Oh!

 

 

 >Replying to, Arthur: Im…. sorry.

Francis: Hmmm

 

 

Francis: Ah do you mind repeating again? I couldn’t quite hear you? Xx

 

 

Arthur: You only get it for free the first time frog.

 

 

Francis: Pleaseee~ ❤️❤️

 

 

Francis: Ah you can come to my bedroom instead today! I’ll even let you t

 

 

Arthur has banned Francis for Explicit content

 

 

Yao: Ya take that mess to dms.

 

 

Feliciano: NOOO PLS LET BIG BROTHER FRANCIS FINISHHH

 

 

Feliciano: I just wanta know what you guys are doinggg ehehe😁😁😁😁😁😁😁no harm see!

 

 

Yao: Lets ban the pasta European too

 

 

Feliciano: HEY REMEMBER THAT I ADDED YOU ALL TO THIS CHAT IN THE FIRST PLACE

 

 

Feliciano: Uhhrmm if i wear a cute revealing kitty outfit would that make you guys not wanna ban me anymore?🥺?🥺 Oh that actually sounds comfy oh should i order it??

 

 

Ludwig has muted Feliciano for 5 minutes

 

 

Kiku: Thank you..

 

 

Matthew: So uh is anyone gonna unban Francis

 

 

Feliks: Nahh its lowk better this way

 

 

Matthew: Okay good because me neither

 

 

Notes:

😳 if u read my prumano fanfic that i am currently still updating, yes i was in the middle of writing this chapter when i reallyy got the idea to start in the first place

Alright my dudes.. i have overwhelming happiness to share with you all.. allow me to say that i am also VERY incredibly exceedingly beyond GIDDY because lil ole me found SO MANY (well. im sure its not as much as you think but its huge progress than before) new hetalia chatfics and it just…!.!.!.!.!.! Im so happy!!! Im LEGITIMATELY so super duper happy but i do not know how to express it very well over text so watch a youtube video of a rabbit binkying. Thats how happy i am. Now if you were to ask me if I feel that I played a contributing role in any of these peoples ideas to create a fanfic.. haha..ill tell you no. (Except one, EVERYONE go read ‘When in COVID, do as those Discordians do’ by my idol: Green_naruto38❤️or u can js scroll down a bit and its recommended right there but yes this fic is so amazinfggggh and they are so amazingng sorry what was i sayinfg) But if you were to TRULY ask me, I would say yes because im a conceited self centered jerk who thinks im at the center of everyones minds. Ill let you decide if thats a joke or not

This chapyer wss gnna be posted yesterday but of course ao3 didnt want to save my last touches and i was so mad i just went to sleep at 9 o clock. Well now thats done im fgoing to go reply to some comments and uh watch some 3FS and ohhmygosh i feel sick guys dont eat nutella and waffles with hot choc at 11 in the morning

Notes:

List of all the names:
England: Arthur
South Italy: Lovino
America: Alfred
North Italy: Feliciano
Canada: Matthew
Prussia: Gilbert
Austria: Roderich
Germany: Ludwig
Spain: Antonio
France: Francis
Lithuania: Tolys
China:Yao
Poland: Feliks
Russia: Ivan
Greece: Heracles
Hungary: Elizabeta
Sealand: Peter
Japan: Kiku