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"alright Sableye, dig in!"
"Sableye!!"
Ult poured some Pokefood into Sableye's bowl, as the crystal gremlin seemed to be hungry. Usually Sableye would eat stuff like rocks or gems, but unfortunately Ult didn't really have many of those on him. So Sableye had to settle with the Pokemon food that was on the airship, not that the crystal gremlin minded. The Pokefood was good, great even, just not as good as rocks. Still, Sableye began to gorge on the pellets.
Ult watched as his Pokemon began to eat. It was always adorable to see Sableye eat so fast and quickly. Suddenly though, Ult's gaze started to shift away from his Pokemon and towards…the food. The green haired boy tilted his head.
"Huh…y'know I always wonder what Pokemon food always tasted like." Ult pondered out loud. Ever since Ult was just a wee little guy, he was always curious about what Pokefood was like. Was it good? Was it bad? Ult wanted to know, and since Pokemon all over the world love it so much that had to mean it was special right? At least that was the logic Ult was going with.
Ult crouched down next to Sableye, and picked up a single pellet of Pokefood. He examined it with his emerald green eyes. The texture of the pellet was…alright. Nothing really special nor notable. Ult took a sniff of the Pokefood. It didn't really smell like anything. After holding for about a couple of seconds Ult then finally plopped the pellet of Pokefood in his mouth.
He chewed on the pellet, crunching it with his teeth. The pellet coated his taste buds. It was…a bit salty but had a berry-like taste to it. Ult could pick up Oran, Sitrus, and other types of berry flavors covering his tongue. Overall, it was…kinda good.
Ult swallowed the pellet. "Huh. That's actually not half bad. Mind if I take another Sableye?"
Sableye looked up from its food and directly at Ult. "Sable!" The crystal gremlin said, before going back to eat.
Ult grabbed another pellet of Pokefood from Sableye's bowl and plopped it into his mouth again, eating it.
And then he grabbed another
And another
And another
Until basically Ult was eating with Sableye.
"No wonder you like this stuff Sableye. It's great!" Ult said, grabbing another pellet and putting it towards his open mouth.
"Ult what in the world are you doing???"
Ult stopped dead in his tracks as a voice called out. Turning his eyes towards where it came from, he saw Roy standing just a few feet away with his arms crossed.
Well this was a compromising position to be caught in.
"Uh…" Ult intelligently uttered. "I'm…eating."
Roy raised an eyebrow. "You're eating…Pokemon food?"
Ult started to sweat a little. "Uh…yeah."
Ult and Roy stared at each other, their eyes blinking. Other than Sableye munching away, it was completely still and silent in the room. The awkward long pause came to an end as, finally, Roy spoke.
"Ult, that's the most disgusting thing ever." Roy stated in clear disgust.
Ult stood up fast. "What!? No it's not! It's great! You can't knock it until you try it."
Roy leaned a bit forward, his arms still crossed. "I'm going to keep knocking it, because I'm not gonna try it!"
"C'mon just try one! It's not gonna hurt you!" Ult shoved the Pokefood in his hand towards Roy.
Roy turned his head away. "No way! I'm not doing that!"
"C'mon just do it! Stop being a wuss!" Ult tried shoving the pellet in Roy's mouth.
Roy stopped Ult by grabbing his wrists. "Ult seriously stop! You're not gonna make me do this!"
A short scuffle began from the two trainers. Ult wanted Roy to at least try the Pokefood, while Roy obviously did not want to. All the while this was happening, Sableye was still feasting away.
The scuffle escalated, until finally Ult managed to plop the pellet into Roy's mouth. Roy choked a bit causing his mind to start chewing instinctively. He crunches on the pellet, before swallowing. After doing so Roy smacked his lips a little, as the taste of Pokemon food was still fresh in his mouth.
"Huh…that's not as bad as I was expecting. I mean it was a bit salty but…not bad." Roy simply said.
Ult nodded his head. "See! I told you it was good!"
Roy crossed his arms and narrowed his eyes. "I didn't say it was good, just not bad. It's still utterly disgusting nonetheless."
Ult scoffed. "Whatever. More for me then!"
Roy rolled his eyes. "Yeah, good for you. I'm gonna go wash my mouth now." Roy turned on his heel and exited the room, presumably to go wash his mouth out with soap.
Once he left Ult turned backwards, facing Sableye once again. "He just doesn't get it, right Sableye?"
"Sableye!"
Ult crouched back down next to his Pokemon, and popped a pellet of Pokefood straight into his mouth once again. He chewed, allowing the flavor of the Pokefood to coat his taste buds once more.
Ult swallowed the pellet before letting out a sigh of satisfaction. "Ah this is life!"
Ult was comfortable and pretty relaxed in this moment of time…
Even if what he was doing was absolutely repulsive and gross.