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--- 11:02 am ---
James added Kagami to Dumb Smart People
Kagami: Who are all of you?
James: I'm Adrien!
Kagami: Why is your name James then?
James: I'm matching with Chloé and Alix, they are the other two in the group chat.
Kagami: I do not understand, why?
James: You've never watched Pokémon!?
Kagami: I take it that "Pokémon" is a TV show?
James: Kind of, it's an anime.
Meowth: WEEB
James: Go away Alix.
Meowth: no <3
Kagami: Greetings Alix, I am Kagami.
Meowth: hi, it's nice to meet you
James: where's Chloé?
Meowth: dead
James: Finally!
Meowth: Anyways, she needs a Pokémon name
Kagami: I don't even watch it.
James: Oh we will fix that in time, don't worry.
Meowth changed Kagami's name to Wobbufett
James: Why Wobbufett?
Meowth: he's the most iconic pokémon they've had... not counting Meowth tho
Wobbufett: "Wobbufett"?
Meowth: its a super cool pokémon!
Wobbufett: Okay, I must go now though.
Wobbufett: Good bye.
James: Bye Kagami!
Meowth: bye!
Meowth: now, Adrien switch back to lowercase or i'll kill ur entire bloodline
James: Hah! Have fun trying to find my mom!
Meowth: I'll get the help from Santa
James: omg Santa???
Meowth: i meant Satan, but that works too ig
Meowth: anyways im back at deep satin
James: again?
Meowth: they sell cheap scented candles and i need that for my addiction
James: right...
Meowth: anyways, what's your size?
James: why?
Meowth: just a question
James: I swear if you'm buying me the glittery "cum dumpster" shirt-
Meowth: thanks for the idea, but no it's something different
James: I'm a medium, good?
Meowth: thanks!
James: why does it feel like I'm either going to hate this or love this?
Meowth: ur gonna love this
Jessie: greetings scoundrels, what are you doing this fine day?
Meowth: buying a golden corset for Adrien, u?
James: YOU'RE GETTING ME A CORSET!?
Meowth: yes
James: THANK YOU SO MUCH!?
Jessie: ah great, he will look fabulous
Jessie: I rly should get one too...
Meowth: Can I buy a neon green one for you?
Jessie: ...that sounds awful
Meowth: okay then, i'll just buy the lightning mcqueen one then
Jessie: that sounds even more awful
Jessie: get it for me, I'll pay pal u the money
Meowth: thanks
James: I'm going to wear the corset to school tomorrow.
Jessie: really!?
James: under my shirt, but it will still be there.
Meowth: we have PE tomorrow too just so u know
James: wonderful, them boys shall see me being beautiful.
Jessie: and I don't get to?
Meowth: yeah i too wanna see the perfection of being Adrien in a golden corset
Meowth: oh and btw it's one of them that isnt too toll bc we do not wanna irritate ur nipple piercing
James: thanks!
James: you're literally an angel on earth.
Jessie: you're wrong Adrien, she crawled out of hell
Meowth: yes :)
James: sorry, I forgot.
Jessie: oh yeah I just realized something
Jessie: since you've already had a teenage rebellion...
Meowth: Kagami needs one too?
Jessie: exactly.
James: you need one too Chloé.
Jessie: nah, im fine having mine as i tag along with your teenage rebellions
Meowth: so... what should we do for her rebellion?
Meowth: i mean other then dragging her to deep satin and make her love mothman
James: we could dye her hair, what's her mother gonna do? see it?
Meowth: feels like im missing something here
Jessie: Her mother is blind
Meowth: oh-
Meowth: this is gonna be awesome
James: yes, but we need to ask her first.
Jessie: so no getting her drunk?
James: indeed, no getting her drunk.
Meowth: i mean unless she doesnt want to
Jessie: it feels like she will show up at the galas too... so...
James: anyways, I'm going to win tomorrow.
Meowth: u got the power of god, anime and me on ur side
Jessie: the betrayal i face in my own home
James: this is a groupchat you dramatic whore.
Jessie: mooooom, he used a bad word
Meowth: not saying i'm the mom-friend, but u deserved it
Jessie: b-but he called me a whore
Meowth: and ur not?
Jessie: oh wow rude
Jessie: friendship ended with Adrien and Alix
Jessie: Kagami is my only friend
Meowth: just dissing Sabrina like that huh
Jessie: she's just my simp
James: as much as I love this.
James: I have to go.
Jessie: bye
Meowth: we wont miss you :)
James: very reassuring, thanks.
Meowth: yeah yeah, good bye u banana
Jessie: he got no peel tho
Meowth: naked banana
James: no-
James: just come over with the corset whenever okay?
Meowth: sure!
Meowth: speaking of corset, i gtg bc the cashier (who im p sure is Juleka's brother and the same one from yesterday) is looking at me weird
Jessie: have fun then bunny~
Meowth: r u flirting with me?
Jessie: yes? were in a war? currently 4x4?
Meowth: shoot I forgot
Meowth: see you in my dreams then dream girl
Jessie: would it hurt you to come up with something more original?
Meowth: rude
Meowth: bye
Jessie: bye fluffytail
Meowth: I hate that nickname wtf
Jessie: ...bye scorbunny
Meowth: honey, I'm totally a Cinderace
Jessie: 4x5
Meowth: hah! honey huh?
Jessie: so u identify as the soccer lesbian bunny?
Meowth: rude
Meowth: bet u identify as one of those "regal" looking pokémons
Jessie: Snivy is my fave starter
Meowth: ...im not surprised
Jessie: anyways, bye nerd ive got stuff to do
Meowth: bye
--- 1:30 pm ---
James: mothman is a part of an alien race of caterpillars, change my mind.
Jessie: out of my house
Meowth: why would u say this!!?!?
James: get the off my back. :(
Meowth: and into my gayme~
Jessie: get out of my way!
Meowth: and out of my brain :)
Jessie: get out of my face 🎶
James: I hate you two wtf.
James: Spirit gave me nightmares and you two know that.
Jessie: you're overreacting
James: I'm not.
James: that horse has eyebrows.
Meowth: wow scary
Meowth: lets make him watch Ice Age
James: I'm scared now.
Jessie: well, I hate the baby
Meowth: yes, the baby is ugly
Meowth: :0 we should change our names
Jessie: k so you are obviously the baby
Meowth: rude!
Jessie: hush, or I'm making u Sid
Meowth: ...nvm then
Jessie: okay, I'm going to be Manfred, Adrien Sid and Kagami Diego
Meowth: she gets to be diego!?
Meowth: i wanted to be the sexy cat :(
James: I'm confused, but it feels like I'm going to feel very offended after we watch it.
Jessie: you will :)
Meowth: kinda surprised u took Manfred
Jessie: I did not want to be the baby or Sid
Meowth: but Kagami gets to be the tiger everyone simps over!?
Jessie: yes
Meowth: ...sounds about right
Jessie: besides, Manfred is the smart one
James: I just searched up Sid and wow fuck you two.
Meowth: no thanks, sid kinnie
Jessie: asajssjsjaasjskjkjjakskjj
Jessie: sid kinnie- i cant
Meowth changed James name to Sid Kinnie
Sid Kinnie: this means we need to change your names too, you know.
Jessie: I'm fine with that
Jessie changed their name to Manfred
Meowth: so ... I'm just gonna be named "Ice Age Baby"?
Manfred: the baby's name is super long
Meowth: ...
Meowth changed their name to The Ice Age Baby
Sid Kinnie: I'm dragging Kagami into this too then.
Sid Kinnie changed Wobbufett's name to Diego
Manfred: not good enough Adrien
The Ice Age Baby: I still dont like that she gets to be diego
Manfred changed Diego's name to Sexy Cat Diego
Sid Kinnie: and you call me a furry.
Manfred: its bc its true
The Ice Age Baby: that cat fucks Adrien
Sexy Cat Diego: What is a furry?
Sid Kinnie: Hi Kagami!!!
The Ice Age Baby: ur back!
Manfred: lets open that can of worms another day
The Ice Age Baby: anyways, since ur here Kagami, were having ur teenage rebellion tonight
Sexy Cat Diego: What do you mean by that?
The Ice Age Baby: oh u smoll innocent summer child
Sexy Cat Diego: I am taller then you and born in winter.
Manfred: besides the point sword lady
The Ice Age Baby: we're kidnapping u (with ur consent) from ur house and then taking u to deep satin, then u decide what to do after that
Sexy Cat Diego: Deep Satin?
Manfred: only our new favorite shop
Sid Kinnie: speak for yourself.
Manfred: silence Sid kinnie
Sexy Cat Diego: What time? Because I need to ask my mother if I can.
The Ice Age Baby: no! no telling ur mom!
Manfred: yeah, a teenage rebellion means no telling ur parents at all
The Ice Age Baby: expect if they find out :)
The Ice Age Baby: like Gabriel or Nathalie will find Adrien's stripper heels
Sid Kinnie: were not going as late as yesterday, right?
The Ice Age Baby: anyways, were dropping by ur house at 11:30 pm
Sexy Cat Diego: You are aware that it is a school night, right?
Manfred: yes, dont worry, were buying u coffee
Sid Kinnie: but no drinking for tonight.
The Ice Age Baby: awwwwe
Sid Kinnie: I do not want us to be hungover in school.
The Ice Age Baby: k then, then i'm buying some monster
Manfred: I see your point
Sexy Cat Diego: Okay, just to clarify, you're showing up at 11:30 pm outside my house tonight? And I'm not expected to tell my mother about this?
Manfred: You got it!
The Ice Age Baby: yuzzz, we rly should fix her texting
Sexy Cat Diego: What do you mean? Is this not a preferred texting?
The Ice Age Baby: so wholesome
Sid Kinnie: No! your texting is fine.
Manfred: don't listen to Adrien, lemme learn u some slang
Sexy Cat Diego: I have no clue what a "slang" is, but please enlighten me.
Sid Kinnie: say "poggers" instead of good. :D
Sid Kinnie: Nino taught me that one.
Manfred: skajkssdkajkjdskak
The Ice Age Baby: we will do that during your teenage rebellion
Sexy Cat Diego: Okay, Mother needs me now so I must go.
Sexy Cat Diego: I will see you all later, it will be poggers time.
Sid Kinnie: yes! just like that Kagami, have fun with your mother.
Manfred: jsjsjsjsjsjsdkjkdjksdkdjs
The Ice Age Baby: u killed Chloé
The Ice Age Baby: finally the beast has been slain
Manfred: rude
Manfred: bye Kagami
Sid Kinnie: bye Kagami!!!!
Sid Kinnie: we should teach her 80's slang.
The Ice Age Baby: i- yes
The Ice Age Baby: I'm a hoe for chaos
Manfred: this will be horrible, I'm in
Sid Kinnie: great!!!
Sid Kinnie: anyways, I came on here to actually say that I think my father has a crush on Hawkmoth.
Manfred: how come?
The Ice Age Baby: thats somehow worse then the other thing
Sid Kinnie: well aside for his butterfly ascetic in his designs.
The Ice Age Baby: wait rly?
Sid Kinnie: how the hell did Alix miss that?
Manfred: Alix dont pay attention to little things so im not surprised
The Ice Age Baby: stop talking like im not here
Manfred: you hear sum?
Sid Kinnie: nah, it's only us two for once.
The Ice Age Baby: wow fuck u all
Manfred: I'm happy
The Ice Age Baby: piss off
Sid Kinnie: yeah me too. :D
Manfred: you're much more reasonable than that screeching weasel
The Ice Age Baby: oi! do not just ignore me!
Sexy Cat Diego: Hello again, how do you mute the chat? My phone is currently vibrating off the table.
Sid Kinnie: Hi Kagami!!! :D
The Ice Age Baby: KAGAMI TELL ME THAT U SEE ME
Sexy Cat Diego: I see your messages yes, but not your person. Why do you ask?
Manfred: oh we're just ignoring her
Sexy Cat Diego: Why?
Manfred: It's fun
The Ice Age Baby: NO ITS NOT???
Sid Kinnie: to answer your question, you click on those three little dots to left high corner and then scroll down and find "mute".
Sexy Cat Diego: Oh okay, thank you.
Sid Kinnie: no problem Kagami!!!
Sexy Cat Diego: I should go now, have a poggers time.
Manfred: ksaksksajsajkdsakjsjak
The Ice Age Baby: noooooooo- dont leave me alone with these dramatic blondes
Sid Kinnie: if you stay you will see when I explain why my father is in love with Hawkmoth.
Sexy Cat Diego: I could just scroll up later?
Manfred: you have a point, good bye
The Ice Age Baby: fine, just leave me with these dramatic assholes
Manfred: you are being very dramatic right now
Sexy Cat Diego: Are they always like this?
The Ice Age Baby: AHHHHHHHHHHH- UR RUBBING OFF ON ME
Sid Kinnie: not always, just you wait until they remember that they are in a blushing war.
Manfred: oh im rubbing on u huh (͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
The Ice Age Baby: 5x5 U BASTARRD
Sid Kinnie: called it.
Sexy Cat Diego: What's with that disturbing look?
Manfred: isn't she beaut?
Sid Kinnie: what a mysterious smile (͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °) (͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °) (͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
Manfred: the Mona Lisa of emojis
Sexy Cat Diego: It's creepy.
The Ice Age Baby: Davinchi was a literal nut job who's inventions not only did not work, but were also the catalysts behind what we have now
Manfred: nerd
The Ice Age Baby: i have a hobby ok-
Sexy Cat Diego: Your knowledge about paintings is quite interesting.
The Ice Age Baby: I grew up in the Louvre
Sid Kinnie: that is true, but I still like her smile. :)
Manfred: I thot your hobby was skating
Sid Kinnie: you could start fencing with me and Kagami.
Manfred: no, she will cause the end of the world if she is ever given a sword
Sexy Cat Diego: But you can stab your feelings away.
The Ice Age Baby: tempting...
Manfred: no-
The Ice Age Baby: Chlo stop being against me with a sword so much
Sid Kinnie: yeah it can't be that bad.
Manfred: It will only cause destruction and pain
The Ice Age Baby: sounds fun
Sexy Cat Diego: I will have to challenge you to a duel then.
Sid Kinnie: oooh boy, homoerotic sword fighting.
Manfred: paws off Kagami
The Ice Age Baby: oh, u jealous?
Manfred: shut the fuck up no-
The Ice Age Baby: hmm somehow doubt that
Sid Kinnie: ugh this homosexual tension is too thick.
Sexy Cat Diego: Agreed, I could cut trough it with my saber.
Manfred: stop trying to make me blush Alix
The Ice Age Baby: u are jealous, but dont worry, I only have eyes for u~
Manfred: fuck off u fucking fuck
The Ice Age Baby: 5x6, no?
Sid Kinnie: Kagami, want to bet on who will win?
Sexy Cat Diego: Alix is in the lead yes? I'm betting 30 euros on her.
Sid Kinnie: 30 on Chloé!!! I believe in her.
Manfred: yeah, 30 on myself too
The Ice Age Baby: YOU CANT JUST BET ON YOURSELF !?
Manfred: sure I can, I just did
Sid Kinnie: who are you betting on Alix?
The Ice Age Baby: ... 20 on Chloé
Sexy Cat Diego: Why?
Manfred: SO YOU WANT ME TO WIN HUH?!?!?!
Sid Kinnie: ...
The Ice Age Baby: shut up
The Ice Age Baby: my only strength is flirting trough text
The Ice Age Baby: plus Chlo flirts very physical and I'm bad at handling that without blushing
Sexy Cat Diego: That is reasonable.
Sexy Cat Diego: But I will still bet on Alix in this.
Manfred: hell yeah, i'll romance the shit out of u!
Sid Kinnie: the rumors that will be spread.
The Ice Age Baby: anyways back on topic, GabeMoth?
Sid Kinnie: YOU GAVE THEM A SHIPNAME!?
Manfred: Alix you gay shipping trash
Sexy Cat Diego: Ah, I completely forgot to leave. I must go now though, good bye.
Sid Kinnie: good bye!
The Ice Age Baby: bye
Manfred: bye sword lady
The Ice Age Baby: "sword lady"
Manfred: shut the fuck up ice age child
The Ice Age Baby: no <3
Sid Kinnie: anyways, can I talk about the blooming ship of "GabeMoth"?
Manfred: sure whatever
The Ice Age Baby: spill the tea sis
Sid Kinnie: okay so not counting the whole butterfly aesthetic he has going on on his designs.
Sid Kinnie: but earlier today I said "Hello father, I'm hungry" and he answered with "Hello hungry I'm Hawkmoth- Dadmoth- Dothmad-" So I decided to just leave.
Sid Kinnie: my conclusion is that he has a crush on Hawkmoth.
Manfred: sorry to suggest this but ... it's not that he could be Hawkmoth?
Sid Kinnie: do not be stupid, he's been akumatized.
The Ice Age Baby: u know what? i can kinda see it
The Ice Age Baby: i mean, Gabriel could romance him so much that he doesnt want to take over Paris
Sid Kinnie: exactly what I was thinking!
Manfred: Alix is the #1 GabeMoth shipper
The Ice Age Baby: yes, yes i am
The Ice Age Baby: im already outlining my enemies to lovers, slow-burn, soulmate au GabeMoth fic
Manfred: adujhfseseufh
Sid Kinnie: no-
Manfred: besides, maybe Gabriel can influence Hawkmoth with good fashion sense
Sid Kinnie: the akumas look horrendous.
Sid Kinnie: you have no idea how many times Mari has ranted to me about it.
The Ice Age Baby: "Mari" huh ; )
Manfred: ... ew a straight
The Ice Age Baby: I respect straight ppl but I just think its unnatural so pls dont do it in front of my kids
Manfred: yeah exactly! god says being straight is a sin
Sid Kinnie: IM NOT STRAIGHT STOP IT
The Ice Age Baby: I still love u, just dont get a crush on me
Sid Kinnie: too late. ;))
The Ice Age Baby: excuse me
Manfred: excuse-
Sid Kinnie: I'm sorry, I didnt mean it, it was a joke.
The Ice Age Baby: I was joking pls
Sid Kinnie: sorry you're scary.
The Ice Age Baby: thanks!
Manfred: you're just as scary as one of those floof balls from Harry Potter
The Ice Age Baby: rude
Sid Kinnie: >;( besides you know baby is bi.
Manfred: you are not baby
The Ice Age Baby: im baby, its in my name
Manfred: no, Kagami is baby
The Ice Age Baby: ... i was going to protest but i see ur point
Sid Kinnie: Kagami is definitely baby, winter child and everything.
Manfred: yes, smoll angery baby with sword
The Ice Age Baby: i still want a sword
Sid Kinnie: do you think Deep Satin sell swords?
Manfred: deep satin is such a random store ofc they do, they have scented candles and everything
The Ice Age Baby: they sadly dont have swords
The Ice Age Baby: but speaking of deep satin, i'm dropping off u alls corsets now :)
Sid Kinnie: YAY!!!!!
Manfred: lightning mcqueen will look good on my body :)
The Ice Age Baby: uh-
Manfred: NOT LIKE THAT
Sid Kinnie: ... Chloé you made it sound very seggual.
The Ice Age Baby: did Nino teach u that one too? "seggual"
Sid Kinnie: yeah! :D
Manfred: I'd rather Alix touch me ;)
The Ice Age Baby: 6x6, fuck u
Manfred: hah!!
Sid Kinnie: go Chloé, go!
Manfred: thanks for being my personal cheerleader Adrikins
The Ice Age Baby: skasdjsadjsajksajk
The Ice Age Baby: gonna pay Nathaniel to draw Adrien as a cheerleader
Manfred: or we dress him up like one
The Ice Age Baby: great, Adrien do u know any tricks?
Manfred: please, that made it sound like hes a dog-
Sid Kinnie: I can do the splits?
The Ice Age Baby: great!
Manfred: would this count as teenage rebellion too?
The Ice Age Baby: nah
Sid Kinnie: talking about teenage rebellion, when are we having yours Chloé?
Manfred: I don't need one
The Ice Age Baby: i mean... u kinda do
Sid Kinnie: yeah!
Manfred: bruvh what are we even supposed to do?
The Ice Age Baby: idk, dye ur hair or something?
Manfred: never
Sid Kinnie: ... pussy.
The Ice Age Baby: Adrien! >:0
Manfred: you are what you eat
The Ice Age Baby: jsjsjaijafsajshf
Sid Kinnie: I don't remember eating mommy or daddy issues.
Manfred: really? thats sad, because mommy issues actually tastes very good
Sid Kinnie: better then pussy?
The Ice Age Baby: asdjsajsajjas im dying
Manfred: good
Sid Kinnie: don't worry, I'll dress up as the grim-reaper.
The Ice Age Baby: thanks
Manfred: can I trow glitter at your casket?
The Ice Age Baby: yes pwease, Adrien ask Nino if he wants to DJ
Sid Kinnie: ofc, what kind of music?
The Ice Age Baby: early 2000's pop music
Manfred: I- oh god
The Ice Age Baby: Chloé u wanna do some arson too?
Manfred: YES!? WHY WOULD I EVER SAY NO!??!!?
Sid Kinnie: no arson.
The Ice Age Baby: b-but how else am I supposed to prepare for the burning gates of hell?
Sid Kinnie: ...fine okay.
The Ice Age Baby: YAY!!
Manfred: :)
Sid Kinnie: but I'm not helping you if the church sues you.
Manfred: dw, I can buy a lawyer for myself :)
The Ice Age Baby: if u get sent to jail i'll haunt u but in a friendly way
Manfred: thanks
Sid Kinnie: my Chlolix senses are tingling.
Manfred: fuck you
Manfred: I'm going to punch you
The Ice Age Baby: have fun, I gtg tho
Sid Kinnie: you're on Chloé!
Sid Kinnie: bye Alix!
Manfred: bye midget
The Ice Age Baby: rude >;(
The Ice Age Baby: bye sunshine child and yellow heather c
Manfred: ... fuck off
Sid Kinnie: :0 we should have Heather's themed names!
The Ice Age Baby: DIBS ON VERONICA
Manfred: your not as hot as Veronica
The Ice Age Baby: fuck u
Sid Kinnie: so Chloé is obviously Heather C and Alix put dibs on Veronica.
Manfred: you're Heather McNamara
The Ice Age Baby: which means Kagami gets Duke...
Manfred: shes much better then Duke, but its ok
The Ice Age Baby: yus, u two change the nickames, i rly need to go
Sid Kinnie: bye Alix!
Manfred: bye
Sid Kinnie changed their name to Yellow Heather
Manfred: "yellow heather"
Yellow Heather: shut up.
Manfred changed their name to Red Heather
Yellow Heather changed Sexy Cat Diego's name to Green Heather
Yellow Heather: what am I supposed to name Alix?
Red Heather: I gotchu
Red Heather changed The Ice Age Baby's name to The Blue One
Yellow Heather: "the blue one".
Red Heather: silence child
Yellow Heather: I'm older and taller than you
Red Heather: stfu-
Red Heather: anyways, Sabrina is here so I gotta go
Yellow Heather: bye!
---2 pm---
The Blue One: these names suck wtf
Green Heather: Agreed.
The Blue One: oh hi Kagami!
Green Heather: Greetings
Red Heather: I may have a problem
The Blue One: what did u do this time?
Green Heather: Who do I need to kill?
Red Heather: what-
Red Heather: I've done nothing
The Blue One: Kagami saying she would kill for us 🥺 truly our baby
Green Heather: I can assure you, I am not a baby
The Blue One: ur baby, but dont worry about it :)
Red Heather: ANYWASY
The Blue One: anywasy
Red Heather: stfu pink gremlin
The Blue One: no❤️
Red Heather: was that a love confession?
The Blue One: no-
The Blue One: I mean it can if u want to 🥺👉👈
Green Heather: Ah, you two are a couple? Happy dating
Red Heather: jsdasjasjasdj WE ARE NOT
The Blue One: sadly ✋😔
Red Heather: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?
The Blue One: dont worry about it
The Blue One: anyways 'Gami, shes totally in love with me but shes in denial
Green Heather: Okay
Red Heather: no wait dont listen to Alix-
Red Heather: ffdhdffhefo FUCK U GREMLIN 6x7
The Blue One: ahahah!!!!!!
Green Heather: It seems like I'm winning
Red Heather: ANYWAYS BACK ON MY PROBLEM
Red Heather: mr. pidgeon can suck my fucking dick
Green Heather: I wasn't aware you had male genitalia
Green Heather: Oh, I need to go, bye
Red Heather: I don't
The Blue One: r u sure? I could check ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
The Blue One: bye kagami
Red Heather: asijnjsadnisdjni 6x8
Red Heather: I CAN CHECK FOR MYSELF THANK U VERY MUCH
The Blue One: fine
The Blue One: hit me up if u change ur mind ;)
Red Heather: iuwwebiiwbwri IM GONNA BURY U ALIVE
The Blue One: sounds festive
Red Heather: oh also, 6x9
The Blue One: HAHAH!! I shall be the victor of this war :))))
Red Heather: you will not
The Blue One: anyways, why u hate mr. pidgeon?
Red Heather: I have a pidgeon problem at my balcony
Red Heather: I cant garden without getting attacked
The Blue One: sad
Red Heather: uhm rude
Red Heather: I'm leaving
The Blue One: no dont leave!
Red Heather: I'll have to deal with this problem on my own
Red Heather: later nerd
The Blue One: I am not a nerd
Red Heather: k im breaking the code
Red Heather changed The Blue One's name to Pink Nerd Midget
Pink Nerd Midget: nooooooo- the matching names!
Red Heather: suck it, pink crayon
Pink Nerd Midget: u know what?
Red Heather: what?
Pink Nerd Midget: im going to get a mullet, today, during Kagami's rebellion, just to spite you
Red Heather: ...
Yellow Heather: :0 do it!!!!
Yellow Heather: it will look so good!!!
Pink Nerd Midget: thanks Adrien!
Red Heather changed Pink Nerd Midget's name to Mullet Man
Mullet Man: that sounds like a bad name for a superhero
Mullet Man: but thanks
Yellow Heather: Mullet Man should join the miraculous team.
Red Heather: Mullet Man should not
Mullet Man: ajdfjwadjw
Mullet Man: Mullet Man could defeat Mr. Damocles "Dark Owl" any week any day
Red Heather: good bye, y'all are too much
Mullet Man: y a l l
Yellow Heather: bye Chlo!
Yellow Heather: It's sad how we don't match anymore....
Mullet Man: *sigh*
Mullet Man: give me a word and I'll match up our nicknames
Yellow Heather: okay then... fruit.
Mullet Man: sheeeeeeesh this will be easy
Mullet Man changed Red Heather's name to Lemon
Yellow Heather: when life gives you lemons.
Mullet Man: jdsadfjfdjkfdjk
Mullet Man changed Yellow Heather's name to Banana Hair
Banana Hair: ...
Banana Hair changed Mullet Man's name to Dragon Fruit rawr XD
Dragon Fruit rawr XD: oadfjfqaejoeafjofeoj im going to punt u into the sun
Banana Hair: do it u cowawd.
Dragon Fruit rawr XD: am going to mix all your shampoos, soap and conditioner togheter you demon
Banana Hair: fuck that's actually evil.
Banana Hair: quick, change Kagami's name too before you forget.
Dragon Fruit rawr XD: fine
Dragon Fruit rawr XD changed Green Heather's name to Babey Blackberry
Banana Hair: OwO she is babey!!!
Dragon Fruit rawr XD: never OwO near me again
Banana Hair: what are you gonna do? OwO
Dragon Fruit rawr XD: I'm going to do somehting to you
Banana Hair: oh yeah? what are you gonna do?
Dragon Fruit rawr XD: im gonna... kick ur.. head
Banana Hair: OwO, my head?
Banana Hair: and not my ass?
Dragon Fruit rawr XD: ....
Dragon Fruit rawr XD: YEAH
Banana Hair: alright then lets see it!
Banana Hair: kick my head.
Banana Hair: come on carate champ!
Banana Hair: I wanna see you kick above your waist.
Lemon: I did just not come back to you two idiots quoting starkid