Comment on The Order of the Phoenix and Holy Fuck People! Voldemort Might Not Have a Nose but Y'all Have Eyes Would You Please Fucking Use Them?!

  1. Angela_97 on Chapter 8 Mon 23 Apr 2018 02:20PM UTC

    “I thinksssss I’m going to likessss it here. Much more mi essssssssstilo,” she hissed happily, looking around..... Hahaha

    “I can turn invissssible with my forehead ssssstone; I can alsssso fly. Thissss issss why we are better than the USSSSSSA serpents; we have more magic in la sssselva,” she told her bonded....... Saphire is great and very humble

    “Ayyyyy, amigo, I’m sssssspeaking the ssssssame way I alwayssssss do; your parsssselmagic is jussssst interpreting it like the sssssspanglisssssh.” Harry had a feeling he knew why the zookeeper was so happy to pawn her off. And yet, she was growing on him- kind of like a fungus on a tree trunk, but he liked her nonetheless........ Hahahaha

    “Sssssaphire, get back here!” Harry ordered in his sternest voice, which wasn’t very stern, try as he may. “You can have sssssome of my chicken.”....... You need to take classes how to improve your Stern voice with Minnie and Sev

    The man’s expression softened. “No Harry, you eat it- you’re skinny enough as it is. I’ll just go place another order. Don’t feel bad- it’s not your fault a delinquent demon-serpent attached herself irreversibly to you. And you,” he pointed a stern finger towards his nearly-empty plate as the last of his couscous disappeared, followed by a hissing belch, “we are going to have words later.” The invisible snake paid him no mind as the liquid in the potion master’s glass of Merlot started to dwindle. ..... Of course Harry New familiar is a wine drinking/food stealing invisible snake

    “You’re going back to the room,” he told her, using his best impression of an angry voice. “That wassssss very rude of you.”..... Imagining Harry being angry and trying to be strict is just soooo cute

    “Yay, it isssss the hour for napsssss,” she purred, paying no mind to the punishment aspect........ Hahaha

    Harry’s new familiar agreed to stay behind with no fuss the next morning, because while she would listen to nobody else, she’d decided that she would do everything possible to make Harry’s life easier after she saw how bad he felt that she’d eaten the batman’s food. Besides, the hotel room had a fridge and a mini bar…... Batman..... How does a snake from a zoo know about Batman? .. They are gonna pay a lot for Room Service

    “Mmm, after coffee,” he grumbled. Across from them, Aralynn laughed.

    “Just like his mum, that one,” she said, pointing to her wife in the seat beside her, sporting a similar expression to her son...... I totally understand the malfoys and Ronnie here....

    “School field trip?” the lady asked sympathetically, to which Sarah nodded with a smile..... You could definitely say so

    “Look!” Fred cried. “It’s the Golden Gun- we have got to make something like that!” Severus cast the twins worried looks....... If I was him I'd do anything to prevent Fraud and George from building a weapon.... But then again it could be useful in the fight against noseless

    I love how sweet Pansy was with the little kid

    “That’s my type of kid,” Pansy praised, and Viktor paled-there was another one ! Ron seemed similarly nauseated. ....... Hahahaha..... Hey, you know Pansy is one day going to rule the world.... Try to find your peace with it now

    “Damn, Anasthasia got dark ,” Blaise exclaimed. “But if that’s true, then I’m the owner of the burlesque, but I was also the family bodyguard. I help you kill the insurgents.”..... Pansy does not need help..... You can be her helper by cleaning after her and cooking for her and stuff

    “My cover story would work a lot better if I had a doppelganger,” he said, before pretending to be very surprised as he saw George...... I love the twins

    “We shall be the ultimate crime fighting duo- one of us shall fake our death, and then one of us shall always be doing something completely boring and normal in a crowded space while the other is taking out the enemy- foolproof!”.......... You know what...... This is what happened in the battle of Hogearts

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    1. Des98 on Chapter 8 Mon 23 Apr 2018 10:21PM UTC

      Haha we are going to have *SO* much fun with Sapphire.

      SO humble... lol.

      Harry is such a precious little angel and he attracts the most sassy/misbehaving familiars lmao.

      He is terrible at being stern and it's adorable and I don't think classes would help lmfao.

      Snakes love naps lol.

      Haha Sapphire called him "the batman" lmao because while some call him Batman, he does look like a bat a bit haha. Room service is gonna be so expensive.

      I am not awake until after noon- even if I'm "awake" I'm not awake lol.

      Of a sort, yes.

      Idk I kinda wanna see it but it also terrifies me lmao....

      Pansy *can* be sweet haha- especially with a mini-Pansy haha.

      I want to live in a world ruled by Pansy too!

      Yep haha- Pansy ain't gonna save any corpses for her friend lmfao.

      The twins are so amazing (it was actually Lils idea for them to pretend they don't know each other). We love them a lot.

      Yes... it is lol. But there will be none of even pretend dying in this story lol.

      Missed you.

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