xD I firmly believe that Mad Consort Baggins can solve all diplomatic problems! Pretty sure if you sat him down with Sauron and Gandalf (with Adorable Hobbitlings running around too) you wouldn't even have to take the Ring to Mordor... Thanks for reading!
Sauron: Some more crumpets, perhaps? Aule: ...............................what. Sauron: Oh yes they go so lovely with some honey or butter. Aule: ...............................this is breaking me. should have made dwarves incompatible with other species. damn.
Yavanna: Oh don't be so negative dearest. Mairon is home and things are far more peaceful for everyone in Middle-earth. That includes your dwarves.
(Mairon is an alternate name for Sauron.)
(Also, Yavanna is secretly proud of the Hobbits - particularly Bilbo - for managing this and may be secretly plotting how to set up more hobbit/dwarf pairings. Hobbits obviously are very much her sort of people.)
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