Comment on Being an Account of Various Events that Occur After (and sometimes before) the Apocalypse

  1. Crowley's all like, "Well, yeah, I could heal myself, but this is more fun!"

    UNTITLED GOOSE GAME FTW

    [He sighs. “Crowley you picked this game on purpose. You wanted to tempt me into making mayhem.”
    Crowley is laughing. “I did,” he confirms. “Oh, definitely, definitely did.”]
    - ❤️❤️❤️

    [I say! Bagpipes!”]
    - Aziraphale's gaming monologue is perfect and hilarious and I really shouldn't be trying to read this at work....

    [“I have never in all my years had to work this hard to have a picnic!”
    Crowley is clutching his sides. “That makes one of us,” he manages, before lounging back in the chair and coughing, face aching from laughing. “Oh I’m gonna die.”]
    - *cackle* omg, perfection

    [When the challenge comes to lock her in the garage, he complies with gusto, even confining her beyond the required instance.
    “You stay in there you hateful creature,” he grumbles, as the door once again comes down and entraps her. “Forever.”
    “You bastard,” Crowley snickers in the background. “You’re brilliant.”]
    - ❤️❤️ *cackling so hard*

    [“This is the next twenty minutes of your life, sir, dreadfully sorry, but I’m sure you’ll do something in the next fifteen seconds to absolve me of guilt.”]
    - *wheezes* I can't even with this!

    Ok, that was one of the funniest things I think I've ever read. Well done. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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