engiebutcher fics with very silly names

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• don't look at my fucking boner when we fight by HopePunkHaze (glassphoenix)

  Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), In Space With Markiplier (Web Series)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  18 Feb 2026

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  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Head Engineer Mark (In Space With Markiplier)
  • Head Engineer Mark (In Space with Markiplier)
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Hate Sex
  • Thigh Riding
  • Choking
  • Finger Sucking
  • Clothed Sex
  • Coming In Pants
  • Degradation
  • Humiliation
  • The Convict | Simon Lives (Iron Lung)
  • The Convict | Simon Has Anger Issues (Iron Lung)
  • stone top simon
  • Sexual Repression
  • No Aftercare
  • unlike all my other shit i'm not locking this fic behind needing an ao3 account
  • but if you scrape this for ai i am going to tear your face off and eat it in front of you

  Summary

  Against all odds, Simon survived his ordeal in the SM-13 and is recovering on the Invincible. Fortunately, the Captain cares strongly for his wellbeing. Unfortunately, that means he sees a lot more of the Head Engineer than he'd really care to.

  (or: idk man, what DOES happen when you put a traumatized cosmic horror protagonist in a room with a sillygoofy action comedy sidekick? toxic yaoi, apparently. yahoo)

  Series

  • Part 1 of engiebutcher fics with very silly names

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,059

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  34

  Kudos:

  219

  Bookmarks:

  31

  Hits:

  1,597

• my love language is ragebaiting by HopePunkHaze (glassphoenix)

  Fandoms: In Space With Markiplier (Web Series), Iron Lung (2026)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  06 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Head Engineer Mark (In Space With Markiplier)
  • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
  • Head Engineer Mark/Y/N | The Captain (In Space With Markiplier)
  • Head Engineer Mark (In Space with Markiplier)
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Hate Sex
  • The Convict | Simon Lives (Iron Lung)
  • Post-In Space With Markiplier
  • Amputee The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Mutated The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • The Convict | Simon Has Anger Issues (Iron Lung)
  • The Convict | Simon Has Religious Trauma (Iron Lung)
  • Top The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Bottom Head Engineer Mark (In Space With Markiplier)
  • Restraints
  • Anal Fingering
  • Spanking
  • Biting Kink
  • Cock & Ball Torture
  • Humiliation Kink
  • Degradation Kink
  • Slurs
  • Bad BDSM Etiquette
  • No Safeword
  • No Aftercare
  • Consent Issues
  • Oral Sex
  • Come Eating
  • Sexual Overstimulation
  • Lack of Communication
  • Gym Sex
  • Mirror Sex
  • Dom/sub
  • Sub Drop
  • the only difference between fucked up n evil domination rituals and fun kinky sex is how horny and/or stupid you are
  • and brother. engie wants to fuck simon so bad it makes him look stupid as all fuck

  Summary

  Months after their tryst on the Invincible, Simon gets physical therapy and trains with the Captain often. Due to their busy schedule, however, Mark finds himself shouldering some of their duties.

  It's all well and good until Mark pushes Simon's buttons one too many times.

  Series

  • Part 2 of engiebutcher fics with very silly names

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,134

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  30

  Kudos:

  56

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  480

• i wanna be a champion, i wanna be a loser by HopePunkHaze (glassphoenix)

  Fandoms: In Space With Markiplier (Web Series), Iron Lung (2026)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  26 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Head Engineer Mark (In Space With Markiplier)
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) & Head Engineer Mark & Y/N | The Captain (In Space with Markiplier)
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Head Engineer Mark/Y/N | The Captain (In Space with Markiplier)
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Head Engineer Mark (In Space with Markiplier)
  • Y/N | The Captain (In Space with Markiplier)
  • Fight Sex
  • Mutated The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Amputee The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Bottom The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • The Convict | Simon Has PTSD (Iron Lung)
  • Past Sexual Assault
  • Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault
  • Top Head Engineer Mark (In Space With Markiplier)
  • Fingerfucking
  • Anal Sex
  • Anal Fisting
  • Spanking
  • BDSM
  • Consensual Non-Consent
  • Consensual But Not Safe Or Sane
  • Biting Kink
  • Spit Kink
  • Face Slapping
  • Degradation Kink
  • Hair-pulling
  • Sexual Overstimulation
  • Safewords
  • Aftercare
  • Showering Together
  • Couch Cuddles

  Summary

  Simon and Mark get into sparring. Mark is resilient, but he can't hold a candle to a trained soldier. Or can he?

  (or: simon lets mark win a fight and put him through the wringer. as a treat)

  Series

  • Part 3 of engiebutcher fics with very silly names

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  10,333

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  16

  Kudos:

  54

  Bookmarks:

  8

  Hits:

  452