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    i made this on vc with a friend 😭😭😭

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    A young grub stands in the caverns. It just so happens that today was his 16th birthday. Though it was only 16 years ago he was born a human male on Earth, it is today that he finds himself as a recently hatched grub on Alternia. He just so happens to be a jumper and though he doesn’t know it yet this is only the beginning of his grand journey in his favorite webcomic homestuck.

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    🐴 Caliborn discovers sluts! 🐴

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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
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    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

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    Hussie hasn't felt like himself for a while. He's become more of a shut in and hardly leaves his home. He stopped responding to texts, calls, and emails. This began to worry his boyfriend, Jimmy Urine.

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    Ultimate Dirk is finally cornered and defeated, and given a fate he considers worse than a satisfying Just death. He is banished to a Coffee Shop AU.

    In this new world, with his powers and sway over the narrative greatly reduced, Dirk wrestles for control in any way he can. And dammit, he has to start somewhere. And he's already got the job...

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    From the minds that have brought you the iconic webcomic HOMESTUCK and associated media, WHAT PUMPKIN is here to reveal the latest in our HOMESTUCK UNIT line! If you’d like to befriend the trollification of what happens when you put School Days and Corpse Party into a blender, then you’re in luck because it’s time to present DAMARA MEGIDO: WITCH OF TIME and CHAIN SMOKING OTAKU. There’s a lot of WARNINGS: stamped all over this manual, but if you’ve got the patience to deal with a whole lotta bullshit or love psycho chicks, we’re sure you’ll be fast friends in no time! Just don’t fuck with her and you’ll be golden.

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    Really bad story involving Andrew Hussie in multiple situations.

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    It was nothing but a blank and quiet room. The only thing was that a man was on the floor presumably sobbing his blank white eyes out. Him and his cue-ball headed partner got into a fight.

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    A Homestuck-inspired Cosmicomic featuring the famous author Hsush as he encounters his soon-to-be-universe and his creator. They smoke, they tell each other stories and they argue over the impropriety of the postmodern style.

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    The wait is over folks! Time for WHAT PUMPKIN to roll out the latest update of our HOMESTUCK UNITS line. We’ve finessed our asses and our labors so much, managed to rope in a certain ecto biologist along with Emma and my awesome brains in our writing efforts, and we’re ready to unleash the first of the DANCESTOR/BEFORUS TROLLS line!

    Starting with someone who’s a little controversial, who’s always got an opinion to say, and there’s no silencing this windbag, let’s give it up for KANKRI VANTAS, the SEER OF BLOOD and affectionately, or not, known as the INSUFFERABLE. He’s called this for a reason folks, but despite his ceaseless chattering, trigger warnings, and sort of asshole nature, Kankri has the potential to become a great friend and has his softer moments. Though don’t expect him to be cozying up to you anytime soon. Anyway, this here manual is here to help you get your friendship on and explain the challenges and pitfalls to having Kanks in your household in return for the bonuses.

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    Who would have thought house sitting for one afternoon would somehow lead to defending large reptiles from creatures dressed in goofy attire after the world ended? Makes me almost wish I went to that stupid parade, even if our last moments together would be spent watching death descent from above.
    Heh.
    Who am I kidding?
    I miss them so much.

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    Candy but Dave follows KarKat, not marries jade. 4 6 original characters are given a hard drive that will change their lives, as well as extend them for an unKnown amount of time, while maKing stupid jokes and liKely making no sense.

    4/7/23 Edit: Changed the name to something more weirdly metaphorical. I have learned the only works I will clicK is ones liKe this or that have bad puns in the name.

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    I'm shitting myself rn

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    New worlds are discovered and they shall live. The little problem with that is that some people really don't want to make it all peaceful. (No need to have read one "Infinity Crisis" spin-off in particular to understand, except the main story, go on FanFiction if you want to check it out)

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    Dirk and Dave get into some shenigans in a McDonalds

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    doc scratch invites hussie over for din dins and they get devious

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    A quick-made story about Andrewcest, y'all. :)

    featuring Andrew Hussie, Andrew Hussie, horses, and a blue box.

    Anyway, my first story on Ao3.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    We are popping the biggest bottles here at WHAT PUMPKIN HQ and we would be more than happy to share with you the sparkling apple juice we’re partying with, readers! If our only contact wasn’t through these manuals or via our hotline at least. What’s the occasion, you might ask? Why, we are finally completing the final manual in our ALTERNIAN TROLL UNITS line! That’s right everyone, this is the final entry to our plethora of main characters from the iconic and hilarious HOMESTUCK WEBCOMIC. It’s time to unveil FEFERI PEIXES, WITCH OF LIFE and the bubbliest HEIRESS OF TROLLKIND ever! Now, don’t think this will be the last from us at all folks, we’re really cooking with petrol, firing off all cylinders, all the irons in the petrol fueled flames! But for now, sit back, sip on your drink of choice as Emma and I {and Hal too if I’m being honest} regale you on all the deets about our favorite fishy princess!

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    Now, we know this manual is later than normal, technical difficulties all around at WHAT PUMPKIN and a longer recovery than expected for our transcriber, but we’re proud to finally present the latest in our ALTERNIAN TROLL UNITS line! Inspired by the loveable, if not dangerous characters from the HOMESTUCK WEBCOMIC, we’re bringing you guaranteed quality and hours of friendship ahead of you. Now, if you’re familiar with the cast, then you’re well aware about this problematic individual’s identity and issues, but we’re obligated to tell you their name. Even when it's right at the top. That’s right folks, it’s ERIDAN AMPORA, genocidal fishy hipster and PRINCE OF HOPE. Be prepared for a healthy dashing of WARNINGS: all over this manual. But with a careful approach and positive interactions, we’re hopeful that Eridan will put aside his murderous impulses and tone down on the jerk attitude and become a good chum! 

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