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    Technoblade had always been an assassin, savoring the easy coin and bountiful customers. Yet when an old friend shows up after a three year absence, Techno will swiftly become wrapped up in a game of politics, secrets, and worst of all: emotions.

    (Aka a semi-canon complaint Technoblade backstory, with plenty of fluff, angst, and old gods along the way)

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    Vengeance
    noun
    punishment inflicted or retribution exacted for an injury or wrong.

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    A Black Widow Au one shot featuring Tommy as Yelena & Techno as Nat.

    ft. the vest scene

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    “I’ve gotta get you help, mate. You’re bleeding out all over my lovely garden.”

    “Don’t care. I have somewhere to be.”

    “Not in this state you don’t.”

     

    Techno is an assassin, and when a job goes wrong, he finds himself very injured and in need of assistance. Enter Phil, a king with two sons and too much time on his hands.

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    Technoblade gets a new job which on its own is already very exciting but when he than learns that he is asked to kill the Prince, Tubbo, he has already accepted this job in his mind. He despises the Royal Family not only out of obvious reasons as an anarchist but also because they killed his best friend.

    But what if he learns that the world is not always just black and white and even such a great seeming job is not always as easy as it seem?

    ( A site skin with a white background will make the reading experience way better but is not required: the default site skin is a good option )

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    6/?
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    39
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    3
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    1,165
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    Philza had two sons, Wilbur and Tommy. The three were happy…until dream came

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    3/?
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    Somehow, repaying a favor ends up with Techno attending an extravagant party.

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    Technoblade and Dream have been friends for thousands of years. They are close associates but the public didn’t need to know that.

    Everything changes after Technoblade doesn’t have the gut to kill a baby and Dream gets injured and goes to him.

    Not a shipfic, normalize holding hands with the bros 😔👌

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    Dream and Technoblade are partners. They have been for many years now. They swore to each other that they would become Legends together, ones that will be known throughout history. But at some point, ideals change. Which leads to conflict and betrayal. Everything good must always come to an end at some point.

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    There had been stories, rumors of a man that could not be wounded. A myth, people said, of a man who cut through armies, a man who toppled kingdoms, and executed kings. Whispers ran through every village, people talking in hushed voices about one who was called The Blade. Some people said he was a benevolent man who protected his allies, others said he was a tyrant who slaughtered until the walls were red, and others simply said it was just a myth. An executioner, a hitman, and a murderer- The Blade was all of these things.

     

    The man in question was sitting across a king, one with green eyes and a smile on his lips.

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    hyperfixation is my passion

     

    wattpad / vaperine

    disclaimer in first chapter

    WORK IS NOW ORPHANED - CONTAINS ALL ONESHOTS POSTED ON THE ACCOUNT ETHREALEIS.

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    “I'm going to take you out.” Techno growls, pressing the blade even further into the prince’s throat. A thin rivulet of blood trickles downward and stains the pristine collar.

    “Great!” He squeaks, loud and sudden enough to make Techno’s grip falter ever so slightly. Jeez, the guy sure was loud. It startles him enough that he lets his guard down. The pressure from the knife on the prince’s neck is ever so slightly alleviated, and it doesn’t go unnoticed.

    “Heh?” Techno blinks.

    “It's a date, see you at five tomorrow at town square!” The prince has the audacity to wink.

    Or: The four times bounty hunter Techno fails at eliminating his target Prince Dream and the one time he doesn't exactly mind.

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    After agreeing to travel to Icaur for a trade agreement, Techno finds himself actually in Icaur far sooner than he thought he'd be. Thankfully, he's got his royal by his side and sort of knows the language, so things could arguably be a lot worse. However, the King is a bit of an issue, and there are a lot of people who want them dead here, and to top all of those things off, they haven't been getting any letters from Eden.

    Which sucks.

    A lot.

    Or, alternatively - Techno and Wilbur travel to a foreign country and try to play politics all while being assassins, and also dealing with familial problems. As you do.

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    “Have you ever done anything horrible?”

    The King furrowed his brow in confusion. He moved from his desk to make his way over to his Knight. Techno took a step back.

    “No, I don’t believe I have ever done such a thing,”

     

    Inspired by: Run Rabbit Run by InnittoWinit

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    2,087
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    When Assassin Technoblade receives an offer he can't refuse, to kill the king, he starts to live a double life as a knight inside the castle walls.

    Unexpected to him, he meets a pair of troublesome brothers, a skilled gardener and a father figure in the process,
    Can he go through with it this time?

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    3/3
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    700
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    Eret is a lost hybrid but by chance finds themself with the best family they could’ve ever asked for.

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    5
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    The history of how Dream became who he is today. The monster of the Dream SMP, the godlike figure who hurts and destroys and manipulates with no remorse. He once was a human too, he once was gentle. Kind. And, maybe, just maybe, he still is.

    Or

    Dream Joker (2019) moment lolza /hj

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    They started this, in the back of a wagon trying to make a living. Now, look at them, cast out of the country they started, living in a crack in the ground. But this isn't the first they had to fight for their land, and they won't let it go so easily.

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    Dream SMP AU wherein the events of the Dream SMP are occurring in a "medieval-fantasy" kingdom. This AU starts at the election of Jschlatt and the exiling of Tommy and Wilbur. Of course, there is canon divergence and added elements to preserve my narrative. Thank you if you choose to read!

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Techno has finally escaped from the gladiatorial pits of Hypixel. He goes to tournaments and he always comes out on top. Then, an old friend requests he come to L’Manberg to make sure he wins the election and everything he's worked so hard for begins to fall apart.

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    1/1
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    21
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    470
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    36
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