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“They-” Techno grits out, “They keep telling me to find this kid, Tommy they’re calling him.”
Phil frowns, leaning against the fridge and squinting past the dark, waiting for his eyes to adjust, “Is it… a metaphor or something?”
“Definitely not,” the pink haired hybrid winces, “They keep saying i-”
TECHNOFORGET!
TECHNOFORGOT!
HOW COULD YOU FORGET?!
HE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!“-That I forgot him or something.”
(Where Tommy is a street kid with the power of being forgotten, and Technoblade’s a villain who’s voices never let him forget.)
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Sea of Stars (not so alone anymore) by Smack_n_cheese
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
28 Nov 2025
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The International Commission of Earth sends Technoblade on a mission to mars to check out some possible illegal activates to per say "stop at all costs". He discovers that the universe isn't as empty as he had hoped it would be and now he has to learn all of it alone, or so he thought.
or: Special operations infiltrator Technoblade gets yoinked into an adventure he did not at all ask for, thank you. He gets friends and family he never thought he'd ever deserved but here he is: bamboozled.
or: or: I got the sbi/si-fi brain rot from reading a few other fics, playing Mass Effect and watching people play Helldivers so I decided we needed more and I'd make my first one.
I will not wright wilbursoot's character into this fic so we die like men with 3/4. support shubble and other victims
As always this fic is about the characters not the creators themselves if this makes anyone uncomfortable I will remove it immediately, be respectful please. Have a good day!!
arc 1 ch 1-17 (intro) -- arc 2 ch 18-63 (main plot) -- arc 3 fun
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A Peaceful Man by SellMeShort
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
26 Nov 2025
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“He’s not as bad as they make him sound!” Wilbur was trying to make eye contact with Phil as he bent over to stitch up the long cut in his arm. “I’ve never actually seen him kill anyone. And even when he injuries an officer or a hero, he only does it in self-defense. He targets specific people. Bad people.”
“Has he added you to that list of bad people?” Phil raised the boy’s arm to show the fresh stitches. “Because he sure does like to target you.”
“No, I think startled him this time. He doesn’t like when I come at him from behind, I think.”
“Power to Prime Wilbur….”
“At least he said sorry?”
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Five times Phil could have come out of retirement, and the one time he finally did.
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The Last War by Eamylilll
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Nov 2025
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King Dream has ruled Esempi with cruelty and fear for too long, delivering harsh punishments for even the smallest of crimes and hunting hybrids and mages in order to wipe out any chance at rebellion.
His biggest threat though? The Kingdom of L’Manberg. A war is inevitable, it’s just a question of when. However with the disappearance of Dream’s son, Prince Theseus, an opportunity arises that could give L’Manberg a crucial advantage.
But first they have to find him.
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Or, Tommy is a runaway Prince, Wilbur is a teacher with too many secrets, Philza and Kristin are trying to avoid a war and Technoblade just wants to do his job
or or, I can't write one shots only novels so prepare for world building, character development, and arc after arc
(Cs not CCs)
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A Wolf Called The Blood God by WolfsBane54
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
22 Nov 2025
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Werewolves were a dying species, and Techno is a lone wolf with a pup to protect. Having escaped a life from a fighting ring, Techno vows that his pup; Tommy would not have to worry about such a life. He settles in a new territory and soon meets his neighbors. Vampires. Or rather a blonde vampire claiming to be the Coven head; Philza. Philza talks to Techno unlike any vampire Techno has even heard or seen before. Claiming to want to become friends. Neighbors should be on good terms after all.
Techno lets the vampire walk and talk with him.
Techno keeps his pup hidden, not trusting the vampire despite the friendly demeanor. Refusing to change from his wolf form. He had long forgotten human speech anyway. Then one day, Philza starts acting strange.
Techno’s den is attack by vampires. And Techno will once again have to live up to his Fighting Ring name that he thought he had left behind in bloody paw prints. He would become the Blood God again if that meant his pup would be safe. He refused to lose another pack.CHARACTERS NOT CC's. I DON'T CONDONE ACTIONS THAT CC's MIGHT HAVE DONE IRL.
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- Part 1 of A Wolf Called The Blood God
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Legacy of the Crow Father by WolfsBane54
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, Video Blogging RPF
22 Nov 2025
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In a dystopian society ruled by the corrupt Hero Commission, heroes aren’t born—they’re built. Mass-produced, programmed, and deployed like weapons, they’re praised as saviors while secretly stripped of identity and control. At the center of it all stands the Hero Tower, once a sanctuary founded by the city’s first hero, Phil—known as the Crowfather. A visionary of sharp mind and deep compassion, Phil built the Tower to protect both civilians and heroes. To shield them from the mental toll of heroism, he created a neural safeguard system rooted in trust, memory, and recovery.
But after his betrayal and exile, the Commission twisted everything. Phil’s system became a leash. The Tower, a prison.
Now branded a villain, Phil has returned with his two sons—forming the Syndicate. Their goal: dismantle the Commission, free every stolen hero, and restore the Tower’s original purpose. But standing in their way is the Commission’s greatest weapon: Hero Unit 01—Dream, the number one hero and final product of their control. Can the Syndicate bring him home? Or will Dream fall before he ever remembers who he truly is?(Slow Updates)
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Cultivation Protocol by DefaultNPC (nat1nightmare)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
18 Nov 2025
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Technoblade and Philza Minecraft get Isekai'd into the world of Modao Zushi on the edge of a battle during the war against the Wen clan.
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Welcome to Cosmic by itsgono
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
11 Nov 2025
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Tommy, Techno, Wilbur, and Phil are avid players of Cosmic, an advanced MMORPG set in a high fantasy realm.
One of them, however, isn't your average player. He isn't even a player at all.
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Techno is the Blood God, a deity know for his violence and bloodthirst. Or at least that is what everyone thinks of him.
In reality he is a pretty decent guy, at least that is what Phil always says. Personally he doesn't know what to think.Dream is blessed by the Blood God, being both a great fighter and a great person.
He wants to show the world that the Blood God is a lot different then commenly percieved.
And when he meets Techno, it is no different.Will Dream be able to convince Techno that the Blood God is a good guy? Will Techno be able to believe him, even after everything?
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Blood God Techno meets devoty Dream, and healing ensues.
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Technoblade tries not to think about Before. But he doesn't need to, he and Tommy have a good life in a small town where nothing ever happens. Nothing, that is, until Tommy is taken by creatures that don't look human, and according to Tubbo, aren't human at all.
Turns out aliens are real. What a surprise.
Now Technoblade has to go into space aboard a ship crewed by (who could guess it) more aliens to try and rescue his little brother.
But he can't leave his memories behind on Earth, and the life he used to have will catch up to him sooner or later.(if you've read this before, you should probably read it again because I've changed some Important Things)
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- Part 3 of Eskellion's SBI fics
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The Blade's Sanctum by Crimson_Freakshow
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Nov 2025
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After saying goodbye to the two boys he helped raised and his best friend, Technoblade returned back to his old home. On the way he picked up a young stray. then another, and another...
How many kids does he got now?!
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Totally Not Found Family in Space, What are you talking about? by Crow_Soul_Anarchist, m3ntalpengu1np0p
Fandoms: Dream SMP
06 Nov 2025
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Approximately one year ago Tommy Innes was abducted by aliens.
Techno Blade is a pirate captured by those same aliens.
He's thrown into the same cell as Tommy, found family and bonding insures.
(Rated Teen and Up for Violence & Language)
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- Part 1 of Found Families In Space
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You don't wear an inch of it by emhasswag
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
29 Oct 2025
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Techno has his hands full with being a big brother figure to Purpled and Tommy, Purpled has a promising career as L’manbergs greatest vigilante slash villain, Tommy has his more than lucrative photography gig and somehow Phil is once again the only one with an ounce of self-preservation. Oh, did I mention Techno is Spider-Man who might soon find a new partner in crime, or i guess heroism. (Depends on who you ask)
Or: I suck at writing summaries
Or:Or:Techno is Spider-Man and he thought he was the only one.
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Ranboo is a B-grade android stuck with the monstrous alien that killed the humans he lived with. He doesn't really care about that though.
Techno was kidnapped by aliens, who he killed and may or may not had eaten a few of them, and now he's stuck with a weird metal creature that he's still not sure is alive.
Or B-grade robot Ranboo has no emotions, and big scary alien Techno is bad with emotions.
It'd be a shame if they got attached to each other.
"Not taking this work to seriously but I'll update it when I can." -me, the idiot who is now taking this very seriously
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They knew they'd been caught stealing, the details of that were fuzzy, but they knew Tommy made it out. Tommy made it out, so he'd come rescue them, if he could.
They also knew what was going to happen to them. Ranboo was an Enderman hybrid, and hybrids, especially hostile mob hybrids, were sent to fighting rings, to help deal with overcrowded prisons. And this prison was definitely overcrowded, there were two others in this cell, but the guards took them out when they threw Ranboo in.
Shocking Ranboo from their dissociative state, the guards opened the cell door with a loud clang. Ranboo shifted painfully to look through the door.
There were more guards, at least ten, and panic seized their chest. What was happening? Then they saw the reason there were ten guards outside their cell. They were getting a cellmate.
A piglin brute. Not just any brute, but Technoblade. The Technoblade. The only hybrid to ever escape a fighting ring, basically the leader of the revolution Tommy wanted to join so much. The man who was best friends with The Angel of Death.
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Or, Ranboo and Technoblade are sent to a fighting ring by a corrupt government. Surely they won't get attached to each other.
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- Part 2 of Whumptober 2025
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all the cows were falling out of the sky by quilted for CorpseArt
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Oct 2025
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''Let me down, Jesus Christ.'' Tommy yelped, clawing at what felt like a fucking cape. He'd been carried away from the flames so that was a fucking solid, but Prime this asshole had better put him down soon. Tommy did not enjoy heights. Especially when attached to a gigantic bird furry with a pension for murder.
'You won't survive the drop, mate, it's like fifty feet-''
''Watch me,'' he said, finding skin and biting down, trying to ignore the pit imploding in his stomach as he falls.
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Wilbur felt the urge to vomit as the kid slipped, Phil's arm stuttering out to reach for them; just brushing, just missing.They might be villains, but they didn't kill kids.
Techno's run had turned into a sprint, but he knew he wasn't going to make it.
Wilbur couldn't look away as the kid slammed into the pavement.
Wilbur couldn't look away as the figure groaned, stumbling to his feet on the shaken ground; alive, unhurt, unbroken.
Staring straight past Techno who had halted in shock, the kid muttered, ''Where the fuck is my cane?''
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With the zombie apocalypse, Tommy really didn't know what to do. He was stuck by himself, with no one around to help him.
That is until he found a radio station, and somehow gets it to work. Some how managing to get the signal to reach out to many other survivors.
You know, he really didn't think about what would happen if somebody actually listened to his station.
*Each chapter follows different characters interactions with the radio.
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The enemy forced them into a retreat. Techno to take one half of the fighting and secure it, Dream to the other to buy their soldiers time to escape. They were the best knights in the war. They were trusted with the command to keep their people safe. Dream thought the soldiers were only there to check on him. To help him finish the fight.
They weren't.
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Knights Dream set during his first war where we've never seen him before and I whump him yet again because it's my favorite pass time.Series
- Part 18 of Discduo but they're Knights
- Part 1 of Whumptober Boogaloo
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Free to Download, Pay to Win: help, I was isekaied into an eight year old and everyone wants my sick ass sword! by Anarchy_and_Piglins for miss_universe
Fandoms: Dream SMP
30 Sep 2025
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From an outsider perspective, Techno has a very empty life.
He’s twenty-one years old, a broke college student who takes all his classes online, a complete social recluse because he hates people, never willingly leaves his apartment, and has sunk almost five thousand hours of his life into a shitty pay-to-win mobile game nobody except him really cares about called Assault Darkness Myths.
But that doesn't mean Techno is unhappy. In fact, he's very happy with his life!
So imagine how pissed off he is when he wakes up in the game's fantasy world stuck inside the body of an eight-year-old orphan.
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those with loaded guns, and those who dig by quilted
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
30 Sep 2025
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Tommy should look down, look away. Should take off his hat, if he had one.
The man is tall, just taller than Wilbur, and Wilbur is tall. Tommy's brother can fight well enough, being quick and doing it more than a few times worth counting. But where so many missed meals and nights spent riding has marked the both of them with the telltale stench of hunger - ribs easy to count and an unrepentant voicing ache in the stomach - this stranger doesn't seem to have that problem.
Not many fugitives eat well on the road.
Not many fugitives have the governor calling for their neck, either.
''You know what I am, boy?'' The man says, and there is something dangerous there, something of the void coming up to meet Tommy and recognise him right back.
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Western-inspired SBI au. The Blade is the fastest draw in New Mexico, and Phil is the sheriff sent to stop him. Tommy and Wilbur are just two kids on the run who have no idea what they are getting into.