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Yup, All That For Two Dollars by clementine_emeralds for Whispering_rose
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Aug 2024
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Tommy stares at the floor in disbelief. Ah, very interesting floor.
..Summer camp definitely sounds better now.
“Tommy?” Techno calls. “Are you okay?”
Tommy rises from the bed and opens his arms wide as if he was giving an entrepreneurial speech. “I, Tommy Craft, The Greatest Assassin Of All Time, have been recruited to assassinate..” he points at his brother with an exaggerated grimace painting his face. “You.”
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Tommy is hired to assassinate someone. The target? His own brother. What happens next is shocking!™
Prompt: Assassin AU
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- Part 61 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 30 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 5 of bedrockbros on a killing spree (dark edition)
- Part 17 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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all the corpses in the warehouse by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds) for ThyQueenofAngst
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Aug 2024
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“I’m kind of in a..situation,” Tommy sounds so hesitant, the pinkette would’ve thought he had shot another president.
Techno narrows his eyes. “What situation?”
“A kidnapping?” Tommy questions. Questions. Hah, what..the..fuck..?
“I beg your utmost, sincerest pardon?” Techno counters.
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Tommy gets kidnapped, and fortunately, he and his brother know exactly what to do.
Prompt: crime AU
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- Part 57 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 26 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 4 of bedrockbros on a killing spree (dark edition)
- Part 13 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
- Part 18 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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sell me vicious (sell me mad) by onecentwriter
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
06 Aug 2024
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Tommy didn’t think the Blade would kill him, especially after all the opportunity he had, but again—it was the Blade. The Blade, the legend, who started as a pit fighter and rose above the ranks to lead the Syndicate gang to be the deadliest in all of L’manberg. The Blade, who violently murdered every single opponent who dared to challenge him.
The Blade, who was carefully (gently) turning Tommy’s arm to hiss sympathetically at the bleeding wound.~~~~~~~~~~
Or; the Syndicate has a strict no-civilian harm rule. Some rookies think they’re above this rule, and the Blade is not very happy about it.
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- Part 3 of we’d meet every time (AUgust 2024)
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take the loaf and split it in two (come home with me and i swear to love you) by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds) for Unikrinstall
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Aug 2024
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"That child," the leader spits out with much disgust. "Is a godsdamned thief!"
From an outsider's view, it's true. He stole. He's guilty. But at the same time, he didn't have a choice, did he?
Techno scoffs and huffs out a forced laugh. "The child was innocent and had to resort to a life of crime because of the sheer unfairness of our government's system."
Tommy tilts his head. Why is a man he barely knew defending him?
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Raccoon shifter Tommy is the neighborhood thief, and meets undercover potato farmer Techno. It doesn't take very long until he finds a home again.
Prompt: Shapeshifter AU
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- Part 46 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 19 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 3 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
- Part 13 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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like you'd get your knuckles bloody for me by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Jul 2024
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“I’ll kill him.”
“Tommy, he’s probably long gone by n-”
“I’ll literally fucking murder him.”
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Or, Tommy kills someone for Techno. That's it, that's the fic.
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In a world where hybrids of any kind were discriminated and killed, a powerful and eternal character rises from the adversity and puts an end to the dynasty that had tortured his kind for generations.
He is titled "The Blood God," "Emperor" and after winning the revolution, an era of peace rises from the ashes of a broken kingdom. His real identity or past is a mystery to all but that doesn't stop the empire to be loyal to its ruler.
Years pass and The Emperor takes in an Enderman Hybrid as his own, The Artic Prince who is tired of his father only being remembered as the one who ended all misery and the great battles he had won.
Ranboo writes their story.
"Technoblade's and Ranboo's story."To Alexander “Technoblade”
For his voice to be heard by thousands and his legacy to live on for million years.
Thank you for everything and may you Rest in Power.Series
- Part 2 of MCYT Ongoing
- Part 3 of MCYT Wips, works and future stories.
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Screeching tires (Discontinued) by Makiro_Alester
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Jul 2024
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DISCONTINUED. (14 explains the rest of the plot)
All Tommy wanted to do was pay his MIA dad's debt then travel the world to spread his mothers ashes.
How in the loving god of Prime lead him to being accused of murder to a rivaling mafia gang's second in command?!
Or, A Mafia+Racing Au.
Or, Or,
In which, Theseus C. Clemington just wants to get a mafia gang off his back, he'd not sure how it lead to him being a supposed murderer to said mafia gang's rival.
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WARNING! THIS IS DARK SBI WITH MAFIA AU.
No specified warnings will be told to avoid spoilers. READ WITH CAUTION.
I write about the characters. Not the cc themselves
English is my second language, but i try my best.
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- Part 2 of Welcome to The Pit, baby.
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i'm taking everything from you the way you took him from me by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP
22 Jul 2024
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queerplatonic emerald duo kidnap dream so they can torture him after finding out what he did to their son (aka tommy).
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saintlike behavior; a lifetime i prayed. by Chicken_Feat (orphan_account) for young_inhuman
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Jul 2024
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After a close call in the tundra with Dream, Tommy tells Techno about what happened in exile.
Techno, of course, is pissed.
Dream is about to experience hell on earth.
(MCD IS NOT BEDROCK BROS.)
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Phil sat once more in silence, the tea was cold now, so was the rice.
A scream echoed through the forest, from inside the small shack, racked with sorrow, with guilt and with rage. Then it faded out, and silence fell again.
The humming of windchimes and the calls of birds were again his sole company.
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Phil is an ex monster hunter, hiding away in a cottage to live out his days. Technoblade finds him, telling him he needs the help of his old friend for one last hunt.
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Don't Feel (Don't Break) by Puppy_Paws
Fandoms: The Walking Dead & Related Fandoms, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), The Walking Dead (TV)
17 Jul 2024
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Tommy ignores him and grabs the remote, turning on the TV. as soon as the TV flicked on, an emergency news broadcast took over. “All citizens of Atlanta Georgia-” both Tommy and Purpled sat up straighter. “There is a worldwide virus going around killing people and turning them into walking corpses that have been reported to be eating people. The government is advising all citizens to stay at home and lock your doors. Do not let anybody in, in case they are one of the walking dead. If you are unable to stay home or deem it unsafe, it is recommended to evacuate to the inner city of Atlanta. The military has set up a refuge center for anyone to seek safety. I will update you if there is any new information. Please, everyone, stay safe.” There's a pause when the screen turns black before starting the ENB over again.
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Tommy and his team (brothers in arms) try to survive the zombie apocalypse as recently 'retired' government dogs.or or
The walking dead-Dream SMP Crossover. where Tommy is an ex child soldier trying to survive the apocalypse with his brothers from the military.(DISCONTINUED)
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oops, missed that shot! by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
15 Jul 2024
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"Then, let's make a deal, Tommy," Techno offers. "I let you perform this assassination—don't tell Phil, by the way, I'll kill you if you do—and you give me this and next weekend's allowance."
"Fuck yeah! Is that even a question? Let's go! Who even is it that will be dying?"
"It's nobody, just the President. Not a very important guy, honestly."
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that fic wherein Tommy becomes The Greatest Assassin Of All Time, and Techno is proud of his brother.
(This is totally not inspired by the events of yesterday)
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no, love will get you slaughtered by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Jul 2024
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That seemed to piss the man off more than it should've, because he starts lunging at him on full speed with a knife held above his head. "Die!"
"Uno reverse," Tommy mutters with a smug face.
The man gets sent flying into the brick wall mid-run, groaning in pain, searching for the culprit.
"Took you long enough," Tommy looks at the pink-haired man who just previously kicked a guy whilst wearing house slippers. "Why the hell are you in your pajamas?"
"Was I supposed to wear a suit and tie?" Techno asks in disbelief. "Now come on, let's finish him."
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Or, Tommy messed with a guy who had a knife so Techno had to help him kill said guy before the kid fucked shit up even more.
Or or, Bedrockbros bond over torturing man who threatened to stab Tommy
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How to be the Biggest Trainer Ever (A Comprehensive Pokemon Guide by Tommyinnit) by itsgono
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Dream SMP
27 Jun 2024
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Tommy just really, really wanted to make a Pokemon friend. Just one. Then his life would be complete, he was sure of it.
He didn't expect this ambition to lead to his older brother Wilbur traveling across the region as a Pokemon trainer - but he's got no complaints. Especially because he gets to tag along on the adventures. And because he gets to meet the famous champion duo, Phil and Technoblade. What could be better than that?
Or, a Pokemon AU where Wilbur's a trainer, Tommy's the little kid brother who follows him like a puppy, and Phil just thinks the sibling duo is the sweetest thing he's ever seen. And Techno's just cool.
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- Part 1 of Pokemon AU-niverse
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Tommyinnit walks over to his 'thinking table', as he likes to call it. Paper has long since run out, people needed something to clean up after themselves somehow after toilet paper became scarce. That's why he's been carving his thoughts into the wood with a rock. He's been running out of space, though. He'll need to chop up more wood sometime soon. Tommy doesn't like axes, seeing them gave him the same feeling as waking up from a nightmare as a child. The good thing is—if you can even call it a good thing—he knows why.
Because that's what killed him.
Tommy traces his fingers across a name etched into his table.
'Technoblade'
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Reincarnated Tommyinnit journeys on to search for his brother from his past life, Technoblade, a feared warrior and an immortal who just so happens to be his nation's only hope against the apocalypse. Except, things take a turn; healing occurs, secrets are unearthed, and an old flame is rekindled.
[This is the second part of my 'All is Fair in War and Family' series, so reading the first part is highly recommended to avoid any confusion.]
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Empress Technology Bladis's guide on how to Male-Wife, Girlboss your way into ruling the world with your Immortal Vampiric Husband.
Also read as,
When Techno finds out he is the soulmate of the oldest living elder vampire, and now has to keep said vampire from taking over the world. He decides to not waste the opportunity to change some of the worlds rules. Or else, HE will take over the world.
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- Part 5 of ZomPig Main List
- Part 1 of Techza Royalty Shenanigans
- Part 1 of Coffin Series
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The thing about working the night shift at a shop that's open 24/7 is that there are only two types of people who regularly come to the store that late. Villains are one of them, people like Phil, using the cover of night to commit their crimes. The other type is people who try to stop those crimes. Heroes and vigilantes.
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OR: Techno works the night shift at a store that happens to be a good place for both villains and heroes to hang out. They all love him. Then the new guy on the block shows up.
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"And it makes me wonder...what if there are other universes?" Tommy looks up at him, eyes shining with curiosity and wonder. "I want to live long enough to explore."
The blond nudges the pinkette who seemed like he was worlds away into daydreaming. "Do you like being immortal? Or do you sometimes wish you could be human like me?"
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Techno is an immortal with a weapon and a dream whilst Tommy is his mortal brother with the most infuriating mental illness—hearing voices. War starts and chaos ensue, as always.
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Dress like a pirate by dontaskwhyimstillhereidkeither (Lovely_Laurel)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
29 May 2024
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The rain hates Tommy, and Tommy hates the rain. He also hates routine, constantly working his way to live and letting the days pass by in a blur. However, lately, the only thing keeping him sane is the idea of hanging out with his new best friends, Tubbo and Ranboo, on the seashore and having fun. He only met them like a month ago after stealing some coins from Ranboo in the dock and being promptly tackled by Tubbo, half in an effort to get their coins back and the other just because he wants to tackle someone. After that encounter, they somehow become friends and now Tommy looks forward to his new come tomorrows with them. Too bad they're leaving. No wait, they are? Yeah no, absolutely not. Not without him at least.
Or; Tubbo and Ranboo are pirates and Tommy is a glow-in-the-dark sticker stuck in their hair(it hurts to remove). In typical pirate fashion, found family ensues.
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Achilles, Come Down by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Minecraft (Video Game)
13 May 2024
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Technoblade wasn't known for being very sentimental, he was a ruthless murderer, a deity amongst men, and it took a lot to gain his trust.
So when he meant he'd do anything for his friends (his family), he meant it.
While he never would have expected that he had to be the caretaker of his best friend's kid while the fellow deity kept his son safe after their home was turned to ashes, and hunters hunted them down for jewels and his wings, he sure as hell would never leave him in the dust, and is now very fond of the young boy he now takes care of.
Join Techno (and sometimes Wilbur) on his many journeys through civilizations and different worlds as he takes care of his best friends son, Tommy.
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This is a very self indulgent/comfort fic, so expect them to be very very OOC
(cross-posted from wattpad)