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    Stolas tells Via about his new relationship. Blitz comforts him afterward.

    Hold onto your hats, horses, and preferred AO3 browsing devices, folks, this one is comin' in Extra Fluffy and fueled by a Bang Energy drink. Featuring (in no particular order): cute aggression, horny demons, nightmares, Blitz spoiling his new boyfriend, daughter drama, flowers, chocolates, a really long rant about work a la Blitz, and more. This one probably doesn't make a whole lot of sense without the context of The Mortifying Ordeal of Staying, but if you read the tags for that one, that's probably enough context to get through this one.

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    Right after Blitz hangs up after calling Stolas down to Lust to get into Ozzie's, the weirdest shit happens. Apparently a variant of himself from the future tells him how to get inside without running into too much trouble, and should stay that way if he just stays in hiding. Future him insists that he can take care of Stolas so he has nothing to distract him from stalking his employees since Stolas always wants to talk. He's about to go through the back entrance of the loading dock per future him's instructions when the next level weirdest shit happens.

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    Something Blitzø has found out over their time reconnecting and hanging with Fizz more and more, is that Fizz touches himself a lot. Like— Not in the sense that Fizz is touchy and grabby with him, which he most definitely still is, but actually touches himself. In the horny way. Like idly plucking at one of his nipples through his top, or rubbing his fingers against his covered-up cunt. 

    Blitz tries to ignore it until he literally can't anymore.

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    They’re married, it’s the full moon again and Stolas asks Blitzø to roleplay like they‘re still in the arrangement.

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    The song "Rainy Days" explores the bittersweet melancholy of longing for a past love on a rainy day, with lyrics expressing a desire to reunite and start over

     

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    Blitzø and Stolas are doing their best to co-exist after the events of Sinsmas, and if they happen to fall back into each other's arms... that wouldn't be the worst thing to happen, would it?

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    “A soulmarks appears the moment a demon meets their soulmate,” the young prince Stolas read. He was excited about the possibility of meeting his soulmate in his eternal life. What would they be like? Would they like his interests in books and plants? Would he like their hobbies? But most importantly just what kind of demon would they be?

    When Stolas meets his soulmate he is surprised to have one. Only problem, they are an imp, he is a prince and engaged. He lets them go to protect them only for them to come back years later. Maybe this is a sign?

    Blitzo finds a strange mark on his wrist when he is having his "play date" with the prince. His mama tells him it's a soulmark and they are fated to be together. But after robbing him he can't bring himself to face him and his father would take advantage. After his life gets turned upside down perhaps he could reunite with his soulmate, there's nothing lest to lose now.

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    "I still don't think I understand," said Stolas.

    "Me and Fizz have been kind of playing an unending game of gay chicken since...I don't know, puberty?" said Blitz. "Just...this time nobody said 'ha ha just kidding?'"

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    Challenging myself to write a flashfic per day to get back in the groove of writing! (now just a place for me to sporadically dump unrelated sub-1K word oneshots until i run out of tags)


    #15: ‘bow ties are cool’ & #16: ‘ we’re dead again, aren’t we? – Rory Williams, 2011’

    The Hotel receives a visitor in a strange blue box, and Husk gets a new patron at his bar.

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    Instead of letting Stolas go free with Blitzo after the court ruling, Satan rules that Stolas is to be thrown in the dungeon. Stolas isn't stupid; he knows that this is a decorated death sentence. And, honestly, that isn't great alone, but on top of that, he's carrying Blitzo's egg. He's only known about a week.

    Perhaps this is his punishment, for being so selfish.

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    Egg in there post-Mastermind Jail AU based on Mundayme art on twitter!

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    Blitzø wants to take care of Stolas after everything that’s happened. He’s determined to be better for Stolas now that he has a second chance with him and hopefully show him how to live a little. However, it is difficult when all hellborn know that Ex-Prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia almost had Blitzø killed for his own crimes. Thankfully, Ozzie provides a disguise for Stolas until things can settle down. As they navigate this new situation together, Blitzø and Stolas also learn how to open up to each other while dealing with the fall out.

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    EDIT: Life for Blitzø and Stolas post Sinsmas.
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    Stolas and Blitzo have been friends since Blitzo broke back into the palace a few years after their initial meeting to apologise. Now Blitzo is trying to convince Stolas to go out dancing with Fizz and Barbie while having an existential crisis on how pretty his two best friends are.

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    “Knife play isn't always about getting hurt. It's about the threat of pain. Of knowing the person above you can make it hurt any time they want. Some people like the threat, some people like the pain.”

    AKA, the knife fic

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    “Do you know anything about how my husband and daughters are doing?”, asked Stolas, trying his best not to let his voice betray how anxious he was for the answer. When he’d left his personal wing of the palace this morning, Via had shown all signs of having caught the cold that Loona had brought with her from pre school. He’d nearly not gone at all, but Blitz had assured him that it was alright and that he would handle everything and pleaded with Stolas not to worry his pretty head.

    The servant paused in his struggle to balance the amount of paper in his arms, raising his eyes towards Stolas in apparent contemplation, as if he considered how to best word the information requested from him.

    ”From what I’ve heard, the princesses are doing just fine…” The hesitation in his voice did nothing to ease Stolas’ worries. “The honourable consort however…”

    Or: Blitz and Stolas are married and living in the palace, Via and Loona are their little daughters and Blitz, of course, is being a bit of an idiot but they talk about it and all is well in the end again. And that’s pretty much it…

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    Stolas didn't marry Stella. Instead he chose exile with Blitzø, the demon he's loved since he was eleven years old.

    This is the story of their first year of marriage.

     

    Sequel to "My Best Friend's Stupid Fucking Arranged Marriage." You don't HAVE to read it to read this, but it's a one-shot so you totally should.

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    "I'm gravid," said Stolas.

    "Okay..." said Blitzo. "The fuck does that mean? "

    "It means somebody fucked an egg into me," said Stolas.

    "Oh," said Blitzo. "So...is that...that a passive aggressive 'somebody' or...?"

    Stolas gave him an embarrassed smile. "I seem to have found myself in a bit of a Mamma Mia?"

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    Blitzø has never been happier now that he and Stolas are official and the former prince is working at I.M.P.

    And he doesn’t appreciate the rest of his employees staging an intervention, just because he’s sometimes a little ‘inappropriate.’

    Written for Stolitz Week 2025, office/work

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    Blitzø was drinking coffee like water and staying out past work hours to get ahead of their backlog. This is what he is meant to do. Work, provide, and protect.

    Try telling his horny brain that though. Whenever he managed to get rest for the night or sneak power naps, his new roommate would make erotic appearances in his dreams.

    OR overworked Blitzø can’t tell what is a wet dream and what is reality. Results to some awkward interactions. It also leads to them opening up more and making steps towards their relationship.

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    Blitz had taken into his personal care to memorise each sound, schedule it in the deepest pits of his mind, impressed in a way they could not escape even if he wanted. Not particularly to know how to assist in case of discomfort - though, admittingly, it was also a big part of the reason - but mostly so he could feel closer to Stolas in a way. Call him obsessed, but he liked being able to hear those sounds in his head even when they weren’t actually there.

    (And even if he was obsessed, so what? Fuck you, it’s Stolas we’re talking about. Anyone with one bit of brain should be at least the thinnest obsessed with him.)

    Or,

    There are so many things Blitz loves about Stolas, but most of all, he just cannot stop admiring him.

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    Captivated by the scenery himself, Blitz takes Stolas to the mortal realm to spend the last few hours of the year together.

    (or, Stolas knows just how to start a new year, and he isn't hesitant to act on it.)

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    Blitzø would do anything to get Stolas' happiness back.

    What if that meant being the sacrificial part of a ritual to have enough evidence to put Andrealphus on trial and give Stolas everything back?

    Bitch, he said everything, didn't he?

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