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Dean just wanted a mindless post-hunt hookup, a cheap motel, and thirty minutes without thinking. What he got was an angel at the foot of his bed, a blown rendezvous, and the kind of filthy, tender unraveling he never lets himself want. Cas is literal, hungry, and impossibly calm; Dean’s pissed, naked, and getting harder by the second. A kiss turns into a lesson, a confession turns into a promise, and Dean learns there’s a difference between scratching an itch and being filled up in every way that matters.
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Boyfriend wanted. What do you do when you need a fake date to get your well meaning family off your back at Christmas? Place an ad on Craigslist. What do you do when the girl who ate the peach gives you the perfect opening? Seize it of course.
The Goblin King is coming for Christmas.
Glitter, goblins, gambits, and a generous dollop of groping ensues.
A very goblin Christmas romp in 13 parts.
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Dean and Castiel are still trying to figure their relationship out in the wake of another brush with death. When a curse gets loose in the bunker that sees Dean and Sam transformed and into all manner of things, from animals to each other and even conjoined, dealing with their emotions might be the only chance to save them. With a bit of help from a witch, of course.
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"Welcome to the Virgin Classroom. My name is Mr. Min, and by the end of the semester, I'll have taken all of your virginities."
Yoongi looked at all the five male students enrolled in his elective class. They were all staring at him with wide eyes and open mouths.
He smirked. God he loved his job.
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Five students sign up for an elective health class, and are surprised when they find out it's not a regular health class like they had been expecting.
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- Part 1 of Virgin Classroom
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Cake Without a Candle by chalk for blazingeyes
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Mar 2023
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Katsuki runs into a familiar face at a bar, one he hasn’t seen in ten years.
Good thing Izuku has better things to do than hold a grudge.
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“Do you want me, Nick?” Gatsby purred, clearly aware of his actions. I suddenly felt silly for ever doubting his intentions. I felt the bridge of his nose brush the tender skin of my cheek. I shivered at every puff of hot air ghosting the side of my face.
“Yes,” I choked. “Desperately so.” I reached a trembling, adventurous hand up to Gatsby’s solid chest and clutched the expensive fabric there.
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A series where Yungi are dating and Mingi is an ex-member and survivor of a cult in the omegaverse. Many things are difficult when your body isn't the way it's supposed to be anymore, but scars heal with time. Right?
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Alternatively titled: Bruce Wayne slowly loses his marbles as he and his super boyfriend get cockblocked again and again and again
Or: 5 times Bruce and Clark get interrupted during sexy times by anything and everything in their insane hectic lives and one time they take matters into their own hands.
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- Part 2 of Finally (a series)
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Three years post-war, Hermione Granger is working in the Accidental Magical Reversal Squad with her rival, Draco Malfoy. In the run up to Valentine’s Day, a serious incident breaks out at a raunchy Muggle nightclub in London: Someone spiked the signature cocktail of the Valentine’s event with a new, stronger brew of Lust Potion. Meanwhile, Ron’s inconsiderateness in ending their relationship on Valentine’s Day, the year prior, continues to haunt Hermione. However, when things start heating up in the club, will Hermione’s icy approach to dating melt away?
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“I have observed you, you know.” He looked down and then back to her. “Obsessively, almost. See right there, your breath hitches when I get close.” He took a step toward her and her body betrayed her by following his exact prediction.
“And if I touch you here,” he brought a hand to her cheek, “your heart speeds up.”
She could hardly breathe.
OR The one where Hermione asks a simple favour as she and Draco confront their unresolved feelings for each other immediately before an important mission.
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The Curious Courtship of Buggy the Clown by sporadicthingcollection
Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
13 Nov 2023
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Buggy is a pathetic man with an ego as big as a battleship and with twice as much destructive power. Only an idiot with no standards could be interested in him and he knows it.
Unfortunately for everyone involved, you are a really dumb bitch with really bad taste.
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The Hilltop Mall loomed large over the town below, with garish columns festooned with Christmas garland in late October, and of course it was maybe, kind of haunted. After hours access to the mall could be had by those that owned businesses inside. So Dean, Sam, and Cas do what any rational hunters would do in this case; they pretend to be the owners of a massage studio located within the mall. There are benefits beyond the access to the mall. Cas is quite good with his hands, as Dean eventually notes. Turns out that they are all good at the job, and that means that they actually make a bit of money. Apparently not enough to justify getting a room with enough quality beds though. Guess someone might need to share. And with all of them crammed into a too small motel room, and Cas having seemingly no problems with nudity, Dean thinks he might not entirely survive this case.
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Really nice mix of normal life and a canon typical case 😺. Also COZY CHRISTMAS MORNING!
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After the trauma of clawing her way out of her own grave Buffy can't sleep without being haunted by the nightmares of it. And there's only one person she wants to turn to for comfort.
Meanwhile Willow has her own demons to battle, and if she doesn't win, it could have dire consequences.
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‘Beware the deep sea, that’s where the monsters come from.’ Dean had heard these words since birth, his father’s warnings shaping him into the man he is today.
That’s not the root of Dean’s hatred for merpeople, though. Twenty years after the day tragedy had touched the Winchesters’ lives forever as well as the end of the Great War between humans and mer, Dean is still haunted by that moment. But loving the sea is just as much a part of him as the dread for the merfolk, so when he isn’t working at the local bar, he is there, underwater, immersed in the vast blue his mother used to speak of in her bedtime stories.
Dean knows, however, that the sea can be as ruthless as it is soothing. When he is caught in the middle of a storm and faces the anger of the waves, the mysterious appearance of a stranger with blue eyes as clear as the waters Dean loves losing himself in forces Dean to question the truth behind his father’s old mantra.
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Feather Verse AU by DreadRedQueen, type_here
Fandom: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
04 Nov 2025
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A set of stories following Lucanis, Altara and Spite going from the game to post game and falling in love along the way
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It’s almost Christmas in Whickber Street, a quiet neighborhood in the little town of Tadfield. Mr Brown sees the upcoming holiday as the perfect chance to throw a party to impress Mr Fell, the charming bookseller who lives next door. He must deal with Mr Crowley, though, an annoying astronomer who moved to Tadfield five years prior and became best friends with Mr Fell. Mr Crowley and Mr Fell both secretly wish that their relationship was something more, but they are two idiots, so they keep on pining for each other under the scrutiny of Comma, Crowley’s very insightful cat.
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Stiles just wanted one thing: a quiet night, some alone time, and DomTop69 to take care of his chronic case of blue balls. What he got instead was murder, missing organs, and Derek Hale crashing through his hookup like an overprotective sourwolf-shaped wrecking ball. Now there are dead bodies piling up in Beacon Hills, Stiles’ crush is way too obvious to every werewolf in a five-mile radius, and apparently? Derek may have considered snapping his hot Grindr date's neck with his werewolf claws.
It’s messy, it’s dangerous, it’s infuriating, and Stiles can’t stop himself from diving headfirst into the chaos. Typical.
A casefic full of supernatural mystery, sarcastic banter, Grindr disasters, Derek’s terrible timing, Stiles Stilinski’s very inconvenient feelings, and blue balls so blue Stiles might star as the Blues Clues' new host.
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Caught in a Tight Squeeze by clownish (theshortking)
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
26 Oct 2025
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Chance needed a plan, and turning up the charm was his only shot at survival with no way to flee and zero escape options.
“Aye… boss man, whaddya say? Between you and me… I might even let ya keep me for a night or two—yeah, that’s a promise.” A promise Chance had zero intention of keeping. The moment he wriggled free from this damn concrete wall, he’d be gone faster than a dime in a street hustle—Mafioso wouldn’t even have time to blink.
Chance could practically hear the smugness in that crooked, gold-toothed grin. “A few nights, eh? Gotta hand it to ya, you’re a real conman at heart. Even now, tryin’ to lowball me… get comfy with the idea, you’ll probably be stayin’ with me longer than just a few nights,”
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He should’ve known better. Halfway in, halfway out, Chance finds himself trapped between a brick wall and a man who doesn’t believe in showing any shred of mercy. Mafioso’s help comes with a price, and as the night unfolds, Chance learns just how costly a singular mistake can be.
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- Part 26 of FREAKSAKEN: (mostly) doublefedora oneshots
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AITA for Fighting My Boyfriend’s Cat for His Attention? by baosoup
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
12 Jan 2025
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Ivan smiled softly, "I'm glad you came over." Till blushed, wanting nothing more than to kiss him. "Me too," he murmured, feeling the tension rise. Their lips met, slow and hesitant, until—
“Mrrrreoooow!”
Till pulled away, startled by the loud cat. Asu sat there, eyes glaring, tail flicking in annoyance. Ivan chuckled, "Sorry, she’s a bit loud. Where were we?" They tried again, but Asu jumped onto Ivan's lap, blocking them.
"Are you serious?" Till groaned. "She’s doing this on purpose." Asu hissed, flicking her tail in his face.
“I think your cat hates me,” Till muttered.
“She doesn’t hate you, she’s just dramatic,” Ivan replied with a smirk.
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Till would like things to get moving with Ivan, but unfortunately, he's got one hell of a cockblocking cat.
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