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For this prompt at xmen_firstkink: Erik really, really, really enjoys cock-blocking others. This is evident in the movie when he interrupts Hank/Ravens intimate moment by yelling out "kinky".
5 times Erik cock-blocks someone & 1 time the team cock-blocks him...
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On their wedding night, Spain and his bride almost reach an agreement.
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You Won't Find Me Here by puella_nerdii (odessacastle)
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
15 Jun 2011
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Erik has barred Charles from reading his thoughts, but still Charles lingers, and Erik can't help but wonder what would have happened had Charles truly stayed by his side.
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If cockblocking were an Olympic sport, you’d win a gold medal by orphan_account
Fandoms: Glee
08 Jun 2011
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Five times Blaine Anderson was cockblocked and the one time he was inadvertently a cockblocker. Originally written for beyond_dapper's Blaine Exchange. Originally posted on May 30th, 2011.
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Lucifer decides to draw on Dean while he is asleep, Dean returns the favor.
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Tim's not ready for sex, and Bruce is determined to make sure he knows it.
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Thomas is just trying to look out for his baby brother. Unfortunately the job involves a lot of running around, keeping Harry from ever getting laid.
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I can resist anything except temptation by Roxie Ann (pluvial_poetry)
Fandoms: Inception (2010)
29 Aug 2010
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Five times Arthur had doubts and one time he didn't.
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Spock finds himself quite stressed and tries to seek relaxation via engaging in sexual congress with various strangers.
However, his epic quest for one-night-stands keeps getting thwarted by the Captain who is horrified by the thought of his Vulcan hooking up with someone else instead of hooking up with him. Therefore, Jim uses his considerable amount of cunning, the powers of his baby blues and various strategies to cock-block his First Officer – if Jim doesn't get any, Spock won't get any!
Cue much frustration on Spock's side, until he reaches the limits of his patience. The ensuing confrontation between him and his Captain turns into something quite unexpected, and Jim makes sure his Vulcan is completely relaxed as well as satisfied…
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- Part 1 of How to bag and keep a Vulcan
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Jack Harkness's trajectory toward the 21st Century takes a several-century set-back.
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A drunk Jepha makes a bet that he comes to regret quite quickly.
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Four Times Merlin Cock-Blocked Arthur, and One Time He Didn't by Signe (oxoniensis)
Fandoms: Merlin (BBC)
26 Nov 2009
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The rumours about Arthur and sheep are just unfortunate.
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Jason plots, and as usual, those plans go awry.
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The pesky real world is getting in the way of John's love life.
