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Distance Makes the Heart Grow Fucking Annoyed by thekeyholder for viari9
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
25 Oct 2025
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Trope subversion: Rather than a forced proximity curse, a curse forces Feng Xin and Mu Qing to stay away from each other at all times.
At first, they think it’s a total blessing. Finally an excuse to not deal with each other! Surely this means less fighting, more productivity!
They’re told to stay away from each other until the cure is found, but habit is habit… They find themselves trying to sit with each other during meetings, waiting up for the other to walk side-by-side, or just… going about their day together as they have for 800 years. Every time, the curse acts up. It’s so annoying! They accidentally trigger it each hour! They keep swearing they’ll stay apart for good this time, yet..Having to force themselves to keep their distance, it makes them confess their feelings... which leads to inappropriate use of the communication array.
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"I would be happy to show gege, if he wanted."
Xie Lian stills completely; only his heart is pounding wildly.
"Does gege want to?" Hua Cheng's voice is so low, it feels almost like a hoarse whisper in his ear.
Never before has Xie Lian been so keenly aware of how well the deep timbre translates to talking over the communication array.
His left hand is slowly trailing over his chest once more, etching closer to his nipple. He gently brushes over it.
"Yes, please," Xie Lian whisper-sighs without thinking.
A stray butterfly finds its way into Puqi Shrine, resulting in an unexpected but intense exchange between Xie Lian and his newfound friend Hua Cheng.
In other words, it's communication array "phone sex" with the added bonus of transferring Hua Cheng's physical sensations to Xie Lian.
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Private Ghost King Communication Array by Talayse
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Sep 2025
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Two Ghost Kings, one private Communication Array.
Or, the things two very different Supremes talk about when no one else is listening.
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practice makes perfect by parad0xspace
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jul 2025
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“Ah, Yin Yu. Sorry if I disturbed you…”
Yin Yu shook his head. “It’s alright. Is there something I can do for you?”
“It’s kind of silly,” Xie Lian said, ducking his head and scratching the back of his neck self-consciously.
“What is it?” Yin Yu asked.
“It’s just… San Lang’s business is keeping him away tonight, and I… I don’t really like sleeping alone.”
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Password Management by daisydiversions for mistbornhero
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2025
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“This one is a little fluffy bunny,” intones Yin Yu seriously in his mind, “and is ready for the smart and dashing fox of a man who is Hua Chengzhu to eat me up like the lowly snack that I am.”
“Yes?” Hua Cheng says, answering the private communication array.
“The Crown Prince has been spotted in the market, Chengzhu."
Obligatory attempt at guessing Hua Cheng's spiritual communication array password.
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Talk to a Stranger by Shiqingxuan_no1
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2025
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"I'm sorry, for what your ex-best friend did to you."
"HAHAHAHAHA..."
I laughed. Like seriously, he didn't have to. What did I just hear? A stranger apologising for Ming-Xiong?
"Stop haha-ing. Say something sensible."
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It was the first Valentine's Day after the mecha fight. The candy shop owner in Ghost City wanted to boost his business. So he sold the weird tasting sweets that grant people powers through an event.
Shi Qingxuan got one of the flyers and ended up talking to 'strangers'. Oddly familiar 'strangers'.
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to melt by the warmth of your lips by thelinbean_types (thelinbean) for hylias_lake
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2024
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Let it be known that Quan Yizhen did NOT gift this doll for nefarious reasons. The original intent was pure. To get more snuggles and head pats from shixiong. Quan Yizhen remembers that the artisan was surprised that he was having this doll made of himself. “Usually, customers request that I create the form of their victim.” she laughed ghoulishly as Quan Yizhen handed her a small pouch of his own hair to use for the enchantment. Hua Chengzhu had told him that this ghost could be trusted, which is good, because hair from a powerful god contains high amounts of spiritual energy, and could be used for wicked deeds.
Now, Quan Yizhen’s eyes have been opened to an endless world of possibilities. If it truly was that each place touched on the doll could trigger the same sensation on his own body. What would happen if shixiong were to touch the doll… down there… and what would happen if shixiong were to open the lips that were on him and use his tongue?
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Quan Yizhen gifts Yin Yu a doll spiritually linked to his bodily sensations, and they use it for freaky purposes
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Conduit Conduction by CosmicStarfall (StarflakeBurning) for lavenderandrue
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Dec 2024
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Shen Jiu was in the middle of fucking Liu Qingge when Yue Qingyuan calls him using a communication array. Shen Jiu decides to just continue what he was doing.
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Yue Qingyuan gets cucked.
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Kisses that leave marks by darke_faerie
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
20 Dec 2024
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HuaLian Kiss-Mas Advent Calendar - Day 20 - Kisses that leave marks
When the Heaven's keep Xie Lian too busy for Hua Cheng to replenish the marks on his skin, he decides to use an 'ever lasting lipstick' spell to mark his husband *and* give him a reasonable excuse to avoid the endless, useless Heavenly Realm meetings...
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two-factor authentication by hesselives
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
03 Aug 2024
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Like a plague (but worse), spam calls have risen from nowhere and rapidly spread through everyone’s communication array. Nobody knows how to stop it.
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Ascension, or Heart in A Slightly Prettier Abyss by clipper782
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 May 2024
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Yes, the Cultivation World falls apart without Jin Guangyao. Yes, after a hundred years trapped in the coffin, Jin Guangyao and Nie Mingjue both ascend to the heavens.
No, the heavens aren't doing any better.
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like a murmuring brook curving about you by namelessflower
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 May 2024
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Hua Cheng said coldly, “Taizi Dianxia will be busy today. In fact, do not bother him for the following three days, under any circumstances. Anyone who does so will be seeking death. You are welcome to have a scuffle with my scimitar. Let's see if any one of you dares.”
Pei Ming snickered. “Hoho, busy? You mean busy getting laid!”
Feng Xin spluttered, “What the fuck? What the actual fuck?! Dianxia, why is he here?!”
Mu Qing's expression was complicated - or, perhaps, disgusted and scandalized was more accurate. “Can you two get a room?”
In which Hua Cheng whisks an overworked Xie Lian away from heaven for a much-needed break.
(For TGCF Gotcha for Gaza)
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pray to never rest in peace by PotterheadAvengerDemigod
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
10 Mar 2024
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His San Lang, who had waited eight centuries for him and would have waited countless more.
Hua Cheng wouldn’t have to wait anymore, wouldn’t have to want anymore- anything that he wanted, Xie Lian would provide.
If Hua Cheng asked it, Xie Lian would pull the very stars from the sky for him, and he wouldn’t even ask why./OR/ my first foray into this fandom starts with plotless fluff
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And You Are The Answer To Questions (That I Didn't Know My Soul Was Asking) by Doodsxd
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Feb 2024
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“My women?” Feng Xin narrowed his eyes. “What are you talking about?”
“You know.” Feng Xin thought he heard something, sound leaking through the communication array. “The women that — ah! — take your dick.”
Feng Xin’s brain screeched to a halt. “Mu Qing. If this is another jab at my dick size, I swear to Heavens I’ll disconnect and never answer to you ever ag—“
“Shit! No, no, don’t. Talking to you is actually helping.” He sounded strained even through mental communication. “You must know. Do you hurt them?”
“Mu Qing, is something wrong?” He frowned, confused. “You sound weird.”
“Hah. Yes, yes. I need your help.” A groan. “I need you to tell me how they do it.”
“How who does what? Mu Qing—“
“How the women take your cock.”--
Or: the one where Mu Qing gets a replica of Ju Yang stuck inside his ass, and calls Feng Xin for help. Shenanigans ensue.
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A Dragon's God by MoxiePoxy
Fandoms: 佐々木と宮野 | Sasaki to Miyano (Manga), 佐々木と宮野 | Sasaki to Miyano (Anime)
07 Dec 2023
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.:Written For SasaMiyaWeek2023:.
A dragon and a god. A story of newfound love and purpose in a world constantly changing around immortal deities.
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Jade Adventures [English Translation] by Sofyflora98
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Sep 2023
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That might have stayed a joke only made because of their drunken state if not for the fact that the following day, still euphoric and not in their right mind, they found themselves in a particular sculptor’s shop, a woman famous for levigated jade sculptures. The woman produced artefacts that she advertised as “for the health of the body and mind”. In a certain sense, she was right.
It might have stayed a joke if it wasn’t for the fact that, one week later, Mu Qing found himself going on a mission in the Mortal Realm with a jade phallus in his bag.-
Written for FengQing Week 2023, Day 1: Games & Roleplaying
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Avrebbe potuto rimanere uno scherzo detto per l’ubriachezza se non fosse per il fatto che il giorno dopo, ancora euforici e non del tutto in sé, si erano ritrovati da una particolare scultrice specializzata nella levigazione della giada. Una donna che produceva oggetti che lei definiva “per il benessere della mente e del corpo”. In un certo senso aveva ragione.
Avrebbe potuto rimanere uno scherzo se non fosse che, una settimana dopo, Mu Qing si era ritrovato ad andare in missione nel mondo mortale con un fallo di giada nella bisaccia.-
Scritta per FengQing Week 2023, Giorno 1: Games & Roleplaying
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Waiting For You by Courtroom_Rival
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Aug 2023
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Liu Qingge is another meeting that lasts way too long and Shen Yuan is starting to get impatient.
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- Part 5 of LiuShen TGCF AU
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Take Me To Heaven, Heaven Is You. by orphan_account for qingpop
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jun 2023
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Mu Qing asks Feng Xin for a favour, they pine.
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something new, just for us by writorleft
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jun 2023
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One of Shang Qinghua's innumerable stupidly-named plants lands Shen Qingqiu with a baby, and he tries to make it through the pregnancy without killing Airplane-bro once and for all. Along the way, he finds that pregnancy isn't so bad, when he's got Liu Qingge beside him.
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- Part 3 of liushen week 2023