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"Hey!"
Nice should have just kept walking, he's busy enough as it is but for some reason, he makes the mistake of turning around to the voice. Maybe it's because it sounded earnest, startlingly so, maybe it's because he wanted a reason to stop for a moment, just for a breath.
Whatever the case is, Nice halts and that's a reason enough.
In which, Nice stops walking and Shang Chao starts everything.
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Perhaps a little too effective by MomImBusy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
17 Jun 2025
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Inspired by this Tumblr post by abcdefghjklmpqrobin: Au where Batman doesn't want to tell the Justice League his secret identity but it's because he's really embarrassed about the things he's done as Bruce Wayne.
5 times Bruce Wayne made Batman miserable + 1 time he made the Justice League miserable.
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This Dysfunctional Family by ThisLazyAuthor
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
21 Oct 2025
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Why did it have to be at this time? Of all the events in ancient Greece, why did she have to wake up at this time? Why not during the Trojan War? Meeting the famous Achilles and Odysseus? Or when Heracles doing his twelve labors so Perseas could strangle that annoying bastard? Even if she appeared in Athens when Poseidon and Athena make a contest in there, she okay with that!
But why did she have to wake up when her father was still in her grandfather's stomach along with her unborn uncle?
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“Perseas, can you take care of your siblings for me?”Wait, mom. What the –
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Stephanie Brown Works by Hinn_Raven
Fandom: Batgirl (Comics), Batman (Comics), Booster Gold (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics), DCU - Comicverse, Gotham City Sirens (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics), Impulse (Comics), Justice League International (Comics), Robin (Comics), Teen Titans (Comics), Under the Red Hood
26 Apr 2022
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A collection of (some of) my Stephanie Brown-centric fics for easy perusal.
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Dennis is a vampire working in a hosptial and he has a big fat crush on his superior. Did he mention he was also trans?
Or: Every Dennis Whitaker centric au you can think of mashed into one story.
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The D clan is expansive, and some bloodlines within it may not be entirely human, as is expected.
The Monkey D family? Well, they fooled some, but humanity was never in their nature.
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an au long-fic where the Monkey D family + a few others are an original species I created (dragons that function like fae)
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A Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Unwanted Engagement by Heart487
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
08 Nov 2025
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Sasuke’s plan was simple: get pregnant by Naruto Uzumaki to disqualify himself from his clan’s arranged marriage scheme. That way, no politically “suitable” Alpha could be saddled with him—problem solved.
Except Naruto was on the approved candidate list the whole time.
Now, somehow, Sasuke is engaged to the same blond idiot he roped into this mess, and now everyone thinks this was part of a brilliant political strategy.
Sasuke wonders if it’s too late to fake his death.
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Completely Legitimate Prank (By Shedletsky) by thecitrusscale
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox)
04 Nov 2025
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Shedletsky decides to “prank” the other survivors by telling them he’s a woman, slowly and one by one. He doesn’t expect how much he actually likes the idea of being one, or how he feels when people actually believe him.
Uh oh.
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Ignite The Night by MadamZenobia
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Sinners (2025)
10 May 2025
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Louis plans for an adventurous night. Meeting up with Lestat on his tour, a hosting club event brings them to Atlanta. When Louis runs into new vampires. Sparks fly and an ember starts a forest fire.
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Four-year-old Luna has been able to see lights her whole life- and when both of her parents die in an explosive magical accident, she decides to grab on to one of the lights and follow it.
Meanwhile, Regulus Black has never really thought of himself as the parental sort- he's hardly interacted with a child in his life, much less raised one. But when two magically inexplicable orphans show up and somehow resurrect him- well, what else was he supposed to do? Not immediately adopt them? Yeah, right.
(Features little Luna and Harry adopting each other as siblings and Regulus being in way, way over his head)
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After much observation through hundreds of years of study, scientists and sociologists have confirmed that The Circumfixion Law occurs in 79% of people on the brink of meeting their destined other half. Or as literature and pop culture call it, Soulmate. This Law states that, during the previous hours of the event, everything in the subject's life could either go magnificently or terribly bad.
Some people calls it 'Murphy's Law of Destiny'.
And this is about to happen to Viktor Nikiforov, 27-year-old and fifth-time reigning figure skating World Champion, 24 hours before the arrival of paramedics at the World Championship Gala in Yoyogi, Japan.
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- Part 1 of The Laws of Destiny
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Daniel Molloy's daughters stage an intervention for their father;
Armand meets the family.(Sequel to Love You To Death)
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- Part 5 of S2 Devil's Minion Fics
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James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, (pause for breath) and the Prisoner of Azkaban by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2022
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At the end of first year, Harry pocketed the Philosopher's Stone- in a secret pocket that everyone else missed.
Now, two years later, Harry is in his third year, his friends are having the time of their lives in Hogsmeade, there's an escaped mass murderer running around, and Harry is going stir-crazy. Fortunately, the twins have a solution! Although- they're going to need something in return, and it needs to be good.
Good thing Harry kept that Stone, huh?
And then things go completely bat-shit crazy.
(featuring the Marauders vs 1993, an exhausted Professor Lupin, a bewildered Harry Potter, and an opportunistic Hermione Granger)
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"You two. What are you doing there?" Trey's phone flashlight shone on the two first-years huddled together beneath the bush, one eyebrow quirked in curiousity.
Deuce's clear blue eyes widened in alarm and he scrambled to sit up, opening his mouth to try and explain to Trey what they were doing when Ace slapped him down and hissed, "Deuce, hide the stash!"
Trey froze and stared at the duo. Deuce looked absolutely mortified. Moments too late to realize he'd said that really loudly, Ace slapped his forehead.
(A crackfic inspired by a game of Quiplash 2 in Jackbox.)
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A Guide to Sexorcism by Wu Suowei—How to Ward off Your Boyfriend's Horniness by binghaobao
Fandoms: 逆爱 | Revenged Love (TV), 逆袭 - 柴鸡蛋 | Counterattack - Chai Jidan
25 Jul 2025
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After their first time together, Chi Cheng becomes insatiable. Suowei is tired of Chi Cheng's high sex drive and needs to rest his ass. So Suowei goes to his bff, Xiaoshuai to formulate another plan to keep Cheng's hands off of him, but will they succeed or will it backfire?
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Bet on It by Sky_King
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
07 May 2025
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Usopp hits it off with a nice swordsman that listened to his stories and invites him to meet his crew.
Mihawk doesn’t have anything better to do.
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hawky appreciation !!
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Senju Tobirama is the first son of Senju Butsuma. Until he isn't.
A creature of the abyss - one of creaking wood, bulging eyes, and drooling mouths - took a liking to the young, blind boy.
It names itself Hashirama.
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- Part 1 of Eldritch Horror Hashirama
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Not A Patch On Me by WaterSushi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
12 Feb 2025
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The eyes are the windows of the soul, he remembers the popular saying. It's just ironic that his current body got everything right about his soul except for his eyes.
… He supposes the patchwork skin is a stark difference too, but, eh, details.
(OR: a human soul is reincarnated as Mahito; this confuses everyone. A Mahito self-insert.)
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- Part 2 of Currency of Redemption
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Every Fanboy's Dream by Murmeloni
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
24 Aug 2024
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Clark Kent was a huge fan of Bruce Wayne and he had the posters, a coffee mug, and a keychain (among other things) to prove it.
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A fic inspired by my own prompt (https://www.tumblr.com/murmeloni/743323539682344961/i-need-more-fanboy-clark-kent-in-my-life-like?source=share) and by popular demand.Series
- Part 1 of Fanboys for life
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Tobirama repays a life debt, then immediately lives his dream of calling a clan head an idiot to his face, and then it spirals in a way he didn’t expect and is not really prepared to handle
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