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Silly, spooky ficlets involving fem!Sena. Multiple pairings, platonic and romantic.
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A Little A.I. On My Shoulder by NarutoRox
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel (Movies), The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
11 Nov 2016
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Bucky sighed in relief. “Alright, thanks JAR-”
Wait… why was JARVIS talking to him in a crowded bakery?
“JARVIS?” Bucky asked, reaching into his pocket and pulling out his phone. When JARVIS replied, however, his voice didn’t come from the phone’s speaker.
“Is there anything else I can assist you with, Sergeant Barnes?” asked Bucky’s arm.
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In which Bucky doesn't know what to think about the newest upgrade to his arm, JARVIS is most helpful, and there is cheesecake.
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Tony installs JARVIS in Bucky's arm. I'm not sure what that would entail, but I feel like it would be hilarious. J is super helpful and Bucky decides to keeps J in the arm. But, maybe with some rules, so sexy times with Tony are less awkward lol.Continuation of Swiss Army Boyfriend.
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- Part 15 of Imagine WinterIron
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Lance's Dick Bagels Save America by lemoninagin for GreenhouseNurse
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
11 Nov 2016
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“Lance!” Keith called tersely from the doorway, voice cracking and hands white knuckled around the knob. “Would you care to explain why the FBI is at our door right now?”
“Um,” came the meek response from behind him. Lance appeared in the hall, creeping out slowly from the kitchen, looking much like a child that got caught with their hand in the cookie jar. “No?”
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"You know what, Manu? I'm the better dad" declared Thomas -
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- Part 2 of Neullich Series
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cos yknow the worlds gone to shit and all by twistedGlossographer
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
10 Nov 2016
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ill lure ya (to ur death): come on its like the worst day in the history of the 21st century no one will judge u for getting faded
ill lure ya (to ur death): thats how everyone else is dealing with the newsSeries
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“Scott,” Stiles whines, “I’m covered in scales and my legs don’t work.”
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- Part 5 of The Ward Series
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Building Trump's Wall by DITD
Fandoms: Actor RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Baseball RPF
09 Nov 2016
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Donald Trump is president and he's determined to get his wall built, even if it means also using famous people and not paying them to cut down the costs.
Enter Lin-Manuel Miranda.Series
- Part 1 of Trumpstopia
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in which jihoon finds out his hot new neighbour is not only hot but can sing
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Sam's on a business trip and he hasn't been home in a few days. Five days to be exact. He hasn't been back in five days.
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It's another fucking "aphrodisiacs as a motive" DR fic because originality is dead by 200GameAcidTrip (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Dangan Ronpa
08 Nov 2016
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Ch.3 update: bumped up the rating to Explicit, just in case.
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valiant into the infernal night by MidwinterSun (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda, Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Nov 2016
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This is Alexander, right now: alone and distressed in a thunderstorm, summoned back into a world of warlocks, magicks, and mythical creatures, implored to aid a government organization in its quiet war on Hydra, America’s oldest enemy. And so, lost, confused, and with a sense of self-preservation as feeble as it was yesterday, when he was dead, of course he doesn’t say “no.”
(This is the story of how Alexander Hamilton became an Avenger, feat. everything that happened after.
But right now, it’s the middle of the night, and he’d just like to know what happened to his family, if that’s alright; that would be enough.)
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- Part 1 of as with a sunbeam: The Marvelton AU
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This is Why I Don't Bring Friends Over by cissathebookworm
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Nov 2016
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It's Peter's night to host movie night with his friends and they get a lot more than they bargained for when they find out Peter is the son of Steve and Tony.
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A snag in the fabric of space and time 时空交织罗曼史 by asadeseki for monoocularcat
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel 616, Iron Man - All Media Types, Doctor Strange (Comics), Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (2016)
06 Nov 2016
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“真有意思，”托尼懒洋洋道，“我已经被披风扫了好几次性致了。”
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lol when these dumb bois gettin together by twistedGlossographer
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
06 Nov 2016
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pidgeotto: do you ever think we should get lives of our own??
ill lure ya (to ur death): naa. its way more fun to take the piss out of theirs.Series
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In which Mike recovers from meeting Psmith's real father, whose name should properly be preceded by 'dread'.
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Samwell University is home to the kids of the rich, famous, and powerful. Samwell is a hierarchy where the elite rule, and scholarship students, like Eric Bittle, struggle to survive. If he can remain invisible for the next four years he can graduate with one of the most coveted diplomas in the world, if not… well he’s about to find out when an unfortunate run in with the Samwell Men’s Host Club changes his life forever.
(Alternatively: The origin story of a self-indulgent OMGCP x OHSHC AU, because every fandom needs at least one Ouran AU).
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The shots had the perfect amount of crema on top. Absolutely perfect, which said good things about the maintenance of Allura's machines and about the roasters who supplied her product as well as his ability to pull a darn good shot. They went in the cup before they could cool. Then, he marked the top with another splash of milk, and some foam shaped like the V in the Cafe Voltron logo (since he could).
"Order up," Keith said, handing Allura the hot cup on a saucer.
She took her first sip slowly while he cleaned up his station. "Very smooth. Correct temperature, good body, no excess bitterness..." The manager waited a moment after she swallowed before she announced, "... and no issues with the aftertaste. You're hired, Keith."
The coffee-est coffee shop AU to ever coffee shop; or, in the space of two weeks, Keith moves to a new state, gets a job at Cafe Voltron, and accidentally launches his workplace into a high-stakes coffee showdown. Also, he might just have met the love of his life.
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The burning petals by Kuro_Guardian
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Doctor Strange (2016), Avatar: Legend of Korra
05 Nov 2016
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“What am I if I don’t try because I could fail?” She might be smiling but, “You know not what you do Stephen – but I cannot stop you.” He looks to the Ancient One who watches him with eyes that have seen empires rise and fall. They are merciless, but something along the edges might be kindness.”Do not stray so far for too long or you may find there is nothing for you to return to.”
The movie finally came out - I have seen it - this story can finally go to press! I am so not sorry.
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The Avengers investigate a strange island.
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Will has been sneaking out at odd hours of the night for some time. Hannibal finally decides to find out why.