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While on a routine mission in the Hinterlands, Inquisitor Niamh Lavellan and her companions encounter odd Tevinter magic. A spell gone wrong turns all of the companions into two-year olds, and Niamh and her advisers must both learn to babysit effectively while trying to find a cure for the condition.
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Написано по заявке "PWP, кинк на то, что у Грантера огромный член. Можно с юмором и без секса, можно с сексом и без юмора."
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of deserts and droids by songstress for sevenofspade
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
09 May 2016
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Rey accidentally time-travels, and realizes that Jedi are even more weird than she had ever imagined.
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i've been waiting for this day, just so we can nae nae by gwanshim for erin who doesn't have an ao3 account
Fandoms: SEVENTEEN (Band)
07 May 2016
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You never really forget your first love, and for Joshua, Ricky is just that.
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Cathartic Appeal by twenty_one_jalex
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Panic! at the Disco, emo trinity - Fandom, Fall Out Boy, Twenty One Pilots
07 May 2016
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Just an adventure of smut, illegal relationships, fights, drama, other shit, all to do with ships from Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, and Panic! at the Disco (old and new members), twenty one pilots, as well as Phan (recently)~
Not really many actual triggers but there is strong language, mentions of drug use and alcohol, and a little bit of bullying.
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The Invisible Iron Man by AnonEhouse for stitchy
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
06 May 2016
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Due to a lab accident Tony becomes an Eccentric Billionaire Hermit Philanthropist in Iron Man 2, joins the Avengers and becomes good friends with Steve without ever meeting him face to face.
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He's not a princess, and this ain't a fairytale.
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- Part 3 of Challenge on Infinite Earths: 30 AUs
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I Just Fell In Your Arms Tonight by Bluez2776
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
06 May 2016
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I did something for revenge of the 5th because I was to lazy to do something for May the 4th, so I took a crack at some trashy romance novel Reylo because that's what responsible people do
Because sometimes you might just trip on your way to falling in love
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In which Aredian is not the Witchfinder, but the Matchfinder, and is called to Camelot by King Uther, who is tired of seeing his very eligible son slip through endless betrothals.
Or: The Totally Correct Version Of 2x07 (Where No One Suffers)
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Attention:
All who enter the city of Paris must submit an Intent-to-Visit six (6) months prior to arrival. Upon arrival, they must present their identification papers, along with completion confirmation of the mandatory meditation and anger management course, to the guards at every entry and egress point of the city. Failure to do so will result in an individual’s swift eviction from the city’s boundaries and a fine of up to €3,000.(All she wanted to do was finish her vacation with a Bang.)
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A noir mystery writer experiences vicious writer’s block in the form a rebellious character that has no intention of following his script and little interest in conforming to his archetype.
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Dibs Not by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies)
02 May 2016
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Inspired by anon: 'AU where the airport fight ends in a minor debate over who has to take Peter home b/c he's literally too young to fly unaccompanied without fuckloads of paperwork.'
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He could eat thirty moons and still eat thirty-five more. But could he eat sixty-five moon pies?
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License to Party by CaesiumDressing
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
01 May 2016
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After the first successful party on the Finalizer Captain Phasma calls on PA-1239 and his squad to throw another party. The catch is they need to visit a party planet and requisition supplies. Our intrepid Stormtrooper Party Squad are to be sent on a diplomatic mission to show that the stuffed shirts in the First Order do know how to have fun.
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The Singularly Sensible Seduction of SSA Hotchner by orphan_account for greeneyedconstellations
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
30 Apr 2016
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Hotch is oblivious, Emily is frustrated, and the entire team knows it.
Or the one where the team does all the work in getting Hotch laid, because he hasn't even noticed that it's an option.
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To make it official.
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The Pledge by crookedneighbour
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
28 Apr 2016
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Rivalry turns deadly between two families of showmen. Part one of what will be a series of snapshots.
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- Part 1 of The Turning
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- 672
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- 14
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La Bonne Bite was the only cock cafe on the block, and it was the one Javert had frequented ever since he had relocated to Paris.
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Jeb Bush discovers Ted Cruz's real identity as the Zodiac Killer, and teams up with an unlikely group of Democrats and Republicans in order to take the Zodiac down. Chaos ensues. Also, Crubio.
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A Double-Dealing Diva [Podfic] by blackglass for theladyscribe
Fandoms: Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?, Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Apr 2016
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A podfic of "A Double-Dealing Diva" by theladyscribe.
"Not like you to be caught so easily, Miss Sandiego," he says. "You appear to be getting sloppy."
Carmen smiles. "My dear captain, when have I ever been sloppy?"
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- Part 4 of Flim-Flam Every Nation [Podfic]
- Part 10 of Flim-Flam Every Nation