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It's three in the morning and a demon stands in Alex's kitchen.
*Edited 7.21.17
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- Part 4 of The Demon Within (Is A Total Bro)
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What's in a Name? by sunkelles
Fandoms: Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
04 Apr 2016
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Ben Organa is dead, but the man left behind has to rename himself.
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Bucky tries to explain why his face always looks like someone just kicked it. Which is hard to do when Nat won't stop making snide comments.
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They Mostly Hunt At Night by Gloriousporpoisegoofsoff (Burdenedwithgloriousporpoise)
Fandoms: Aliens (1986), Hana Yori Dango | Boys Over Flowers (TV), 꽃보다 남자 | Boys Over Flowers
04 Apr 2016
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After annexing Weyland-Yutani, Shinhwa Co. sends a detachment to survey one of their former settlements. They find it deserted...
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Orestes Desperate, Pylades Drunk by Oreste_et_Pylade
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
04 Apr 2016
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Enjolras goes to desperate lengths to get a drunken Grantaire out of his apartment during a power cut.
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And then suddenly, I was, uh, I was in a different place. And there were these beings, and they were too bright to look at, but I could feel them pulling me towards this sort of table—
I went crazy. I started hacking and slashing and firing. They actually seemed surprised. I don’t think anybody’s ever done that before. Yeah. I had a close encounter, and I won.... or at least, that's what he told Sam.
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Eren Jaeger, like the rest of humanity, is trapped behind protective Walls while Titans roam freely outside. But everything is about to change when the Colossal Titan shows up and considerably lowers the property value of all Wall Maria with a single kick. Eren soon realizes he holds the power of the Titans, too, but it’s a lot of pressure for him.
Nonetheless, he finds himself recruited by the strategically brilliant Commander Erwin Smith and the right-hand man he scraped off the bottom of his boot during a stroll in the Underground several years ago. Will we ever find out what's in that f**king basement? EDIT: The answer may shock you
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Arnold never called Lister by his first name, that would be just too weird. So when he does Lister acts exactly how you'd expect him to.
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Raiden and Rose are shooting a film, but Big Boss claims he was scheduled to use that lot to shoot his film at the same time. Includes Solid and Liquid Snake as salty actors and parodies the MGS series. Written in the format of a one-act play.
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- English
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- 2,583
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- 1/1
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- 11
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In which Kylo Ren pines after FN-2187 (Finn, his name is Finn), tastes the light without converting to it, kills Supreme Leader Snoke, becomes the galaxy's favorite gray moral dictator, and takes Finn as his consort.
More or less in that order.
Featuring Supreme Leader and not so dark Dark Lord Kylo Ren, a confused but cheerful and benevolent Consort Finn, a cautious and terrified galaxy and a bemused mom Leia Organa with a doubly bemused and vaguely impressed Dad Solo.
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Order Out of Chaos by jaderook
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
02 Apr 2016
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More so than most, General Hux has some insight into what drives men to evil deeds.
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With a strange wave of nausea, Rhys finds himself unexpectedly taking something meant for those with XX chromosomes: a pregnancy test
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A Transcendence AU variant where the presence of Dippy Fresh drastically changes the timeline.
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- Part 66 of Transcendence AU
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Mark Edward Fischbach wants to be just a normal guy doing silly videos on Youtube, but little does he know he is destined to become a superhero. Specifically, DadPants. Will he fight against fate or will he surrender to an unfathomable power? Is there a middle way?
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we don't mind ('cause maybe someday they're gonna love us back to life) by janie_tangerine for ElectricAlice
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
31 Mar 2016
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“Wow,” he mutters, “this is some drink.”
“Isn’t it just? Too bad it won’t get served at your sister’s wedding.”
At that, Jaime puts down the glass. “Wait, you’re going, too?"
In which Jaime and Theon pretend that they're dating so that they can get through Cersei and Robert's wedding making their respective fathers angry instead of being miserable.
Too bad that they end up at the same table with two people they would want to date for real.
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This Is Acting by Katryn
Fandoms: Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem: If | Fire Emblem: Fates
30 Mar 2016
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The mission was suppose to be simple: travel to Hoshido disguised as Princess Kamui, befriend the royal family, assassinate the Queen, return to Nohr and marry Prince Leo. But from the beginning, Charlotte had her doubts any of this would be as simple as King Garon tried to make it sound. Of course, she is right.
She didn't count on being thrown into the center of a Diviner's prophecy, with the fates of two opposing royals--Princess Elise and Prince Takumi--seemingly in her hands.
She didn't count on King Garon conveniently not telling her that Queen Mikoto has children of her own. How would she feel if someone killed mother and father?
She did not count on developing feelings for the prickly Prince Takumi. Not when he doesn't trust her--smart though that may be. Plus there's that pesky bit where he's suppose to think she's his sister.
And she definitely didn't count on the blade King Garon gave her exploding in the center of a busy Hoshidan square, leaving Charlotte alive only because Queen Mikoto, the woman she came to kill, selflessly sacrificed herself.
Charlotte knows that one wrong move could leave her with enemies on all sides, but she is determined to find a way to make things right.
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psychos in new york? give me a break! by Anonymous
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Cinematic Universe RPF
30 Mar 2016
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Marvel crack based off Tumblr posts.
6) Bucky vs Bananas (no link)
7) Rhodey and Tony and Donald Trump, aka Dick Tiny, aka Democracy Thot (no link)
8) Steve gets lonely during AOU (http://katsofmeer.tumblr.com/post/117916148932)
9) Steve said bitch where (http://aguaman.tumblr.com/post/117234287163)
10) Steve has? Boobs? Wow (http://robcrtdowneyjr.tumblr.com/post/136396147165)
11) The Russos know how gay Stucky is (http://borkyno.tumblr.com/post/139845983742)
12) A letter with a poem to Francis, from Deadpool (http://lydiastilinski.tumblr.com/post/139822998609)
13) Bad pick up lines: stucky (http://acciowintershield.tumblr.com/post/139326501985)
14) Sam burns Steve (http://keeping-up-with-the-avengers.tumblr.com/post/139856343435)
15) Tag yourself I'm Stebe (http://captainwinter.tumblr.com/post/138113250312)
16) General Ross is Dumb (http://imaredshirt.tumblr.com/post/134375562834) -
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Tony has a date, so Ziva cat-sits for him. Sequel to "Menagerie." Season 5-ish.
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- Part 2 of Menagerie
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Jack has treated his Coat carelessly; how can he get back on its good side?
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After years of pain, Derek has isolated his heart so it can’t get hurt anymore. After disappointment and supposed betrayal, Stiles does the same to his brain.
The two meet and try to come up with ways to get their boys back on the same page.
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