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The Misadventures of Lady Vader by FeuerVerse (Freibulous)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
13 Jan 2016
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DISCONTINUED // A long time ago in a faraway galaxy, a healthy baby was born to the Empress Vader, whose House has ruled for centuries. Unfortunately, their joy was short lived, for their child was a girl and thus, unfit to inherit the throne. The Emperor's adviser, however, had an idea to keep their rival, House Palpatine, from finding it out...
(fem!Anakin/Vader royal AU.)
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Clark has to explain some facts of Kryptonian life to Lex. Slight panic ensues.
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- Part 1 of Triads
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Will Graham writes a column for the Quibbler and he WILL have a piece on master wizard Hannibal Lecter, either by potion or spell.
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Gods and Monsters by reaperlight
Fandoms: Death Note, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Death Note & Related Fandoms
11 Jan 2016
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It was not his intention to bring an innocent into his war with L. But then he couldn’t in good conscience leave him there to be returned to the cupboard under the stairs. Ryuk chuckled and clapped him on the back. “Happy Father’s Day. I’m sure Misa will be thrilled.”
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There's a blizzard on Starkiller Base, and Kylo Ren gets caught in it. As usual, Hux has to go after the errant Knight to save him from almost certain death. Goddammit, Ren.
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The Smell of Home by crookedneighbour
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
05 Jan 2016
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"Imagine Kylo Ren taking a big sniff of the Vader helmet and shuddering with his eyes rolled back" -imagine-kylo-ren.tumblr.com
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Alex, Strand, and the demon possessing Strand go on an investigation with Dirk Abruzzie, popular host of the TV show Demon Hunters.
It goes about as well as one might expect.
*Edited 7.21.17
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- Part 2 of The Demon Within (Is A Total Bro)
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Grandpa Dom by crookedneighbour
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
04 Jan 2016
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Sit on grandpa's lap and you can have a Werther's Original
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Waxing Poetic by quincette for kleficklepick
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
04 Jan 2016
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It's not often that Captain Erwin Smith is caught playing truant.
But it's waxing day in the Scouting Legion, in which every man (and in special cases, woman) with the amount of body hair deemed excessive enough to interfere with the 3DMG's performance must undergo a full body hair removal procedure. As his magnificent eyebrows indicate, Erwin is one such a man.
And if there's a kind of pain that could sneak past the Captain's impenetrable defense, it's this one.
His newly-minted Corporal, Levi, of course, would have none of that nonsense.
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Endless by AlexC, Trixy_BuenaSuerte
Fandoms: Thor - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types, The Incredible Hulk - All Media Types
04 Jan 2016
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Red
It consumes her. Devours her from the inside out and she tries her best to push it back; to pretend it doesn't exist because it just really shouldn't.Blue
It nourishes her. Cares for her and protects her and she embraces it because it couldn't be better to know that she isn't just another face in a sea of people. To know that she can make a difference.In a world filled with Mutants, Superheroes, and Villains two girls must find out which side they belong on. While back in a world filled with Gods and Magic, Loki's punishment doesn't go exactly as planned..
(Future—possible—name change)
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The battle isn't really a battle
One shot, no more coming out of this baby.
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Detour on the way Home by karotsamused
Fandoms: Uta no Prince-sama, Sentou Yousei Yukikaze | Battle Fairy Snowstorm
03 Jan 2016
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Jack has returned from Fairy.
Rei is dead.
Rei appears to Jack sometimes, anyway. In his hands, he cradles an orange fire.(Subtitled: Sing Me The Song Of Your People
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Richard Strand has been possessed by a demon nearly his entire life.
The only thing he and the demon can agree on?
Alex Reagan.
*Edited 7.21.17
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- Part 1 of The Demon Within (Is A Total Bro)
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Toastlock didn't believe in love. Until he met JohnBread, who showed him just how wrong he was.
(Toast au)
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Dean picked up his glass and threw it back. “Why don’t you got talk to some girl? Get laid?”
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- Part 15 of Cards Against Humanity Cards Prompts
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- English
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- 597
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
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- Hits:
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You are so Grounded by PepperThreads
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Ultimate Spider-Man (Cartoon)
02 Jan 2016
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In which Tony discovers his son doing something he'd never imagine Peter doing.
Aka a weird thing I laughed at while rewatching the Amazing Spiderman movies.
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Because we all know Zero is actually just a major dork, and everyone is susceptible to crazy in this organization. A collection of Black Knight shenanigans, because they really were just one big family. Chapter 1: A bake sale is the number 1 solution when funds are running low.
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Porn Industry!AU
It's been three days since the treaty was signed in blood, and seventeen year old child soldier Johnny Alpha isn't all too sure if he wants to be an SD agent or not.
Life is a journey, not a destination
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A Thing of Nightmares (or of Dreams?) by heeroluva for uppersanddowners
Fandoms: Hockey RPF
01 Jan 2016
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What is supposed to be a special night for them takes a seemingly nightmarish turn.
(AKA the one where Nicky grows tentacles.)
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A Little Wine for thy Heart's Sake [Podfic] by SomethingIncorporeal for reena_jenkins
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Jan 2016
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In Iron Man 2, Tony meets Nanny Og at a bar, instead of Nick Fury at a donut.