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Follow Your Heart (But Take Your Brain With You) by brokenhighways for whisperedstory
Fandoms: Supernatural RPF
13 Dec 2015
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Jared doesn’t have the world’s hardest job; he writes an advice column for a local newspaper while staring at the back of Jensen Ackles’ (the sport correspondent) head, fantasizing about the moment that Jensen will finally notice him. Jared’s never been the smoothest guy in the world, but when a chance work opportunity throws the two of them together, he hopes that he can convince Jensen that they’re made for each other.
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Voldemort didn’t use his tongue when kissing, Harry noticed right away. When asked about it, the other man grimaced and told him that he thought the act was unsanitary.
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Awkward Sextalk Fun Times For The Whole Family by Hollow_Whisperings
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Birds of Prey (Comic)
13 Dec 2015
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In which a mistake is made with coconut oil, Dick regrets everything, Babs has the worst birthday sex ever, Selina Kyle is a troll and no-one will ever be able to look Alfred in the eyes again.
Or, Don't Use Coconut Oil As Lube. Just Don't.
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- Part 5 of The fem!Bruce Verse
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Hot, steaming breath was damp on Max’s face as the looming figure finally came to a stop, having reached the counter. The curved horns scraped at the ceiling; the hooded coat, a dirty and deep red - like some twisted perversion of Santa’s - hid the face but Max could still make out stiff, unmoving features. And eyes; weird, inhuman eyes sunken in as though they did not belong to the face - a mask, a gaping, drooping mask of a face.
Long fingers slowly reached out, pointing towards the cup in Max’s hand.
(or, the coffee shop au that at least one person asked for)
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Shipper Heaven by PrettyMessedUpSituation (MarcelinesNightosphere)
Fandoms: Supernatural
11 Dec 2015
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Cas finds AO3. When his favorite fanfic writer starts to write things that feel a little too close to real life, Cas begins to get suspicious. You won’t believe who the asshole is who is writing this shit. You won’t. God they’re an asshole. And AND they have an accomplice. Guess who it is? You’ll never guess. That wasn’t sarcasm you really won’t. I mean, if you look at the character list, I guess...fuck.
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Who has a real gold pendant on their gold bra? Seriously.
[From an au list on tumblr: “we had a one night stand and as I was sneaking away the next morning I couldn’t find where the fuck my bra went but we’re like the same cup size so I just took one of yours but apparently that was like ur favorite bra and now you’re looking everywhere for me because u want it back oh god”]
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- Part 1 of Lingerie Montage
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just want you for my own (all i want for christmas) by orphan_account for Bananasplit86
Fandoms: Football RPF
09 Dec 2015
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I'm game. Let's run it by Matze. He sits up on his bed, startled at the easy acceptance on his screen. He doesn't hesitate to call, just in case Erik was possessed or someone had taken his phone or something.
"You really want to have a foursome?" Julian tries not to sound over-eager or put out, on one hand, he's not sure how to take the news on the other, he's warming up to the idea that started as a joke.
alternatively called "There's something about Matze"
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together, they fight crime! ...almost by isadorator for daria234
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
08 Dec 2015
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In which the Red Hood and Captain America meet. A year later, Jason and Steve are taking things one day at a time.
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“So Spock decided to dress up as a giant jelly bean.”
Leonard looked at the pair of them, Jim grinning and Spock flushing faint green. He looked, hard, and wondered (not for the first time) how the hell he’d ended up taking care of these two idiots. And then he dropped his forehead into his palm, hard.
There was a decent pause, before Leonard finally said, “Spock. What possibly made you think that dressing up as a giant jelly bean was a good idea?”
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Rash action leads to harsh reprisal. Brandish of the Spriggan Twelve enjoys the spoils of war before any war has begun, taking the price for her mangoes out of the Fairy girls' hides.
[cann, shrink, f/f, soft vore, guro, digest, snuff]
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Bucky is literally a walking disaster. Natasha is a Hospital visit away from just wrapping him in bubble wrap. Luckily, Bucky has a good doctor.
Or: A love story through several trips to the ER, one dinner date, and feelings.
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When I Lay Low by matchsticks_p (matchsticks)
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
03 Dec 2015
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The Winter Soldier wasn't just an asset, he was the asset: the highest-ranking officer in all active field operations and the only one considered truly non-expendable by Hydra.
Bucky has trouble adjusting to being a team player, but he's trying. Or, the Avengers think he's trying. Sometimes it's hard to tell.
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The Pressure Cooker by Prix
Fandoms: Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Carnival Phantasm
03 Dec 2015
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Gilgamesh and Saber go out on the town.
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Why Would You Stray? by Suchstuffasdreams
Fandoms: Into the Woods (2014), Into the Woods - Sondheim/Lapine
03 Dec 2015
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A prequel of sorts to the Into The Woods movie.
Prince William walks in on his brother Prince Christopher preparing for the festival. -
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Everyone is shocked - truly shocked - when they see what the Villain's goal and endgame is.
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The one where Klaus dun goofed and consequences will never be the same again. No, seriously. He pisses off a witch and bad things happens to his siblings. And then maybe he learns a lesson in the end. Possibly. Probably not though.
AKA the de-aged Mikaelson sibling story nobody ever asked for.
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Tough Choices and Making It Work by Lisa_Telramor for JordannaMorgan
Fandoms: D.N. Angel
28 Nov 2015
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Satoshi finds an unusual method that might end the curse. Daisuke isn't sure how he feels about it.
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With the Sound of Distant Drums by orphan_account
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
27 Nov 2015
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Theirs is an ancient conflict, repeating throughout the annals of time endlessly and unyielding. They dream of each other without knowing they do.
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Endearments, Enduring by LordYellowtail
Fandoms: X-Men Evolution, X-Men - All Media Types, Excalibur (Comic)
24 Nov 2015
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Anna-Marie Moss, Rogue of Excalibur and the X-Men, never called Kurt a Fuzzy Elf, not once since their first meeting. Friends and enemies alike noticed, and while they all had their theories, no one came anywhere close to the truth.
(They don’t need terms of endearment, but there is one she’s more than willing to use.)
(Five years after “A Touch Unexpected.”)
Series Order Note: Series order may change as new stories are posted, since I'm ordering them in chronological order, not posting order. Please check the series page for the latest correct arrangement of each story in the AU timeline.
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Presidents and Assholes and Truth and Regret by PrettyMessedUpSituation (MarcelinesNightosphere) for Angrysouffle
Fandoms: Supernatural
23 Nov 2015
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They are drunk hunters, inebriated angels, and their blasted Dad, and this is their story.
[Law and Order music]