12 Works in Dan Howell Is A Tease

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    Cheers errupted through the crowd as the clack of heels sounded through the aisle between seats to the beat of the song. Phil was too nervous to turn around. soon enough the clack of the heels was right next to him and suddenly he felt long nails trailing over his shoulders and through his hair, he turned to the side and made eye contact with the drag queen, their faces mere inches away from each other. It was her. The same drag queen from those five years ago.

    Sister Daniel.

    or....the one where closeted famous pop star Phil Lester has a run in with drag queen Sister Daniel and they have a much deeper connection than expected, and see just how long they can keep their newfound affair a secret.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    33
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    BODY!

    ❛ tired of this body ❜

    ❛ fall apart without me ❜

    ✧ or, in which dan is dying and phil can't live without him

    Language:
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    2,893
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    3
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    23
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    2
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    697
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    the twinkle in his eyes held nothing good. "come on phillip, don't be such a boring tincan". in conclusion, never trust a pirate.
    the knight!phil pirate!dan fic noone wants except me.

    Language:
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    Words:
    10
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    2
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    1/1
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    8
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    1
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    It all started with a small mistake. Ok fine, not really a mistake. Dan was just too tempting for his own good sometimes. Who could blame Phil?

    Or
    Dan is a little shit and he knows it... and Phil's too much of a saint to do anything about it.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    341
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    35
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    12,065
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    Dan checked the time on his phone. It had been just under 2 hours since they got to the restaurant. He sighed quietly, and opened a text to Phil. He had been patient but he was kinda over it now.

     

    Did you even see what socks I am wearing

     

    Phil tried to covertly glance down to his lap and choked on his mouthful of tart.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    55
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    11
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    1,481
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    Phil's a nosy neighbor, Dan disaproves...kind of. Mostly they love to tease each other.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    64
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    3
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    840
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    Dan and Phil chat a bit. Pure fluff.
    Rating for implied sexual content.

    Also known as-
    A late birthday fic because I was ridiculously busy yesterday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    418
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    689
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    Phil is the head if the city’s most powerful mafia, and Dan is his baby. Phil is ruthless, and feared. Dan is soft, but crazy, and most importantly, he is Phil’s. God help anyone who disrespects Phil’s baby.

    Language:
    English
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    5,564
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    333
    Bookmarks:
    32
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    10,526
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    Dan took a moment to reminisce. He looked back on the first time that Phil and him talked. The second. The first time that they met. Their first date. The first time they fucked. The first time they made love. That video. Japan. The books. The tours. Everything. They had come so far. Dan wasn't depressed anymore. He had his days, sometimes his weeks, but Phil was always there. He had cancelled vacations with his family to stay with Dan when he was depressed. He always made sure that Dan would be okay before he left to spend time elsewhere, and he skyped Dan every morning, night, and whenever Dan wanted in between.

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    29
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    3
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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    151
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    2
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    2,738
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    prompt: the guy at the sex store told me that my new dildo was dishwasher safe and you’re my poor, traumatized roommate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,563
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    578
    Bookmarks:
    27
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    17,517

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