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Basically, I made this because I didn't like how Madonna was killed off in the movie.
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Fandom Character Death Match Tournament Bracket 24, Round 1, Match 12: Derek Zoolander vs. Buddy the Elf by magic8ballzz
Fandoms: Zoolander (Movies), Elf (2003)
21 Jul 2025
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In the dazzlingly chaotic Multi-Fandom Death Match Arena, where cosmic spectators await a spectacle of epic proportions, two wildly mismatched combatants face off in a bizarre clash. Derek Zoolander, a supermodel armed with devastating poses and unshakeable vanity, meets Buddy the Elf, a relentlessly cheerful optimist wielding the power of Christmas spirit. As the arena's unforgiving rules demand a lethal outcome, their encounter spirals into a hilarious and surreal battle of style versus sincerity, with the arena itself becoming an unexpected weapon. This absurdly comedic tale explores themes of self-obsession, innocence, and the unpredictable chaos of a tournament where even the most unlikely can triumph in spectacularly festive fashion.
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- Part 708 of Fandom Character Death Match Tournament
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this work is the first work for three tags. let taht be a warning. you will never get the next five minutes of your life back if you choose to read this.
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Lincoln and Maya by snoodleoup
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, Zoolander (Movies), Better Call Saul (TV), Phineas and Ferb
10 Apr 2025
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Short shitpost written with a heavy heart. The lives, laughs, and loves of Lincoln and Maya who met on a fateful day.
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Red Fangs, Blue Steel by KingRat77
Fandoms: The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher, Zoolander (Movies)
13 Mar 2025
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The Red Court is undergoing upheaval, and their battleground appears to be the heart of Chicago fashion. Harry Dresden is assigned by the White Council to investigate, but when things go south, he gets an unexpected ally - supermodel Derek Zoolander. Complete.
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Lucifer was at first amused by the New York male supermodel's offers to help 'glam up' his club. Now, however, he's been somehow inserting himself into matters he has no business knowing about, including Chloe's murder investigations and Hell's power struggles, and is even now trying to take a guiding hand in his personal relationship with the Detective. How will Lucifer ever be rid of Derek Zoolander?
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If You Let Them Shenan Once They Will Shenanagain. by Fighting_Over_Four_Lokos
Fandoms: Zoolander (Movies), A Night at the Roxbury (1998)
10 Jan 2025
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peter griffin and ted kazcynskis galactic adventure to disney world/brain rot blvd by penisfartcum69
Fandoms: Family Guy (Cartoon), Real Person Fiction, Christian Bible, Shrek (Movies), Zoolander (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Night at the Museum (Movies), Historical Criminals RPF
09 Oct 2024
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ted kaczynski and Peter griffin family guy decide to go to disney world together
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- Part 1 of Brain rot multiverse
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5 times someone was suspicious of their rivalry+1 where they set the record straight by tanafsu for Drowninginmarsbars
Fandoms: Zoolander (Movies)
25 Sep 2024
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or, Derek and Hansel are flirting in front of everyone
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- Part 2 of Love and Fashion
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Unrequited: A Tumultuous Love Story by MillyWackson
Fandoms: Michael Jackson (Musician), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Edward Scissorhands (1990), Insidious (Movies), Coco (2017), A Nightmare on Elm Street (Movies 1984-1994), Friday the 13th Series (Movies), Halloween (Movies 1978-2002), Scream (Movies)
27 Jul 2024
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Willy Wonka likes being fucked in the ass.
Why, you ask? Well... It's a long story,,,,,,,,,
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Matilda is twelve years old the first time she lets it happen.
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tw for discussion of bulimia
title from ‘square’ by mitski -
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The Zoolander fanfiction you always wanted to read but never got the chance to.
(Me and my fellow idiot in crime co-wrote this when completely out of it)
(Pure crack)
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Rain causes Derek and Hansel to pull over on the side of the road, which makes a question arise that needed to be asked...
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Derek Zoolander Diary (SUPER SECRET DO NOT OPEN... TIME TRAVEL ADVENTURE, TOP SECRET) by Thefungus77
Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime), Zoolander (Movies)
02 Nov 2023
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Derek Zoolander was just done defeating Mugatu, the evil guy who made him almost kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia, when suddenly he was taken away from his world, and placed into a new one.
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I See Satan’s Face When I Look In The Mirror, I See God Inside All Of The People I Meet by killjoy_disneyworld
Fandoms: Zoolander (Movies), Night at the Museum (Movies), Austin Powers (Movies), Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006), Little Nicky (2000), Tenacious D (Band), Political RPF - US 20th c., Political RPF - US 21st c.
16 Oct 2023
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In an undisclosed but modern year, the U.S. presidential debate is interrupted and the two candidates killed, all by two familiar faces. After the country falls into utter chaos, it takes many different people from many different walks of life to come together and defeat an old enemy.
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Матильда совсем не против того, что происходит.
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I always want you when I'm finally fine by tanafsu for Drowninginmarsbars
Fandoms: Zoolander (Movies)
20 Mar 2023
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At a party hosted by socialite Katinka, Derek Zoolander and his archrival Hansel attend. After a heated argument, Derek and Hansel share a kiss and confess their feelings for each other.
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- Part 1 of Love and Fashion
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Autumns Hottest tips (Jealous) by That_Gothic_Detective
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL), Saturday Night Live Sketches
06 Feb 2023
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Based off from when Zoolander was on the show and Stefon flirted with him to make Seth jealous
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Princess Leia's message falls into the wrong hands. Written to fill the prompt "talking to someone who isn't there".
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- Part 45 of fail_fandomanon Fills
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i've known you in every life i've lived by wanderlustnostalgia
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live, Weekend Update - Fandom
02 Sep 2022
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Seth, Stefon, and a series of alternate meetings.