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    Just your typical drunken bookshop conversation about cake.

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    Crowley finds an unexpected visitor at his door in the middle of the night.

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    Crowley goes too slow, Aziraphale drinks copious amounts of alcohol, and the bookshop is (very nearly) set on fire. Again.

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    "Aziraphale is not one to overindulge in alcohol.

    Except for when the occasion really calls for it.

    And this one does.

    Because - because -

    He wants Crowley. He wants his companionship. He wants him here, now. He wants Crowley - he wants. He wants-

    Another glass of wine. By now he’s lost count.

    Because Crowley is not here. Aziraphale could call him. He could, but - but. Aziraphale is in no state. Probably. And besides, Crowley cannot come. Not tonight, at least. Maybe never. Crowley drove off, after all. Maybe Aziraphale has waited too long. Maybe he’s gone too slow.

    And this thought is painful enough to warrant another drink. Or three.

    He’s drunk his way through a Chateau Pontet Bordeaux red blend, an Albert Mann pinot noir, the Monsanto Chianti Classico Riserva, and half of the crystal encased Glenglassaugh whiskey by this point, and he’s fine. He is. Really. Even if the room has begun to sway around him."

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    Rock ‘n’ Roll turned out to be Crowley’s favorite invention of the twentieth century. He may lie and say it’s the internet, but it’s not. He has always been a music fanatic, and it has informed his fashion choices for as long as there has been music. It wasn’t any wonder that the raucous genre of Rock’n’Roll took off after the shock and awe of the Second World War. Make all the arguments for “that’s just the way music was already headed” that you want, Crowley will tell you that wasn’t entirely true. After so much Death, People wanted to Live. Music, after all, has always been one of the greatest ecstasies of sentience. And Crowley is determined to make Rock the most popular music of the century.
    An unsanctioned bet with his angel certainly has NOTHING to do with it! ...But will he have the guts to collect if he wins?

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    It's a less-than-quiet day in Soho; a festival is disturbing Whickber Street. Hoping to find some peace and a comfortable place to sit down and read, Aziraphale shows up at Crowley's door.

    But peace and comfort is not exactly what Aziraphale finds.

    What he finds is, arguably, even better than that.

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    Present Day: Newt and Anathema arrive at the bookshop with an unusual photograph from the Regency era. A photograph in which Aziraphale is clearly a woman. Crowley and Aziraphale attempt to explain the photograph's existence over several glasses of wine. The events of their (rather bizarre) tale, however, might not have unfolded exactly as Crowley remembers them...

    Regency Era: Aziraphale, undercover for Heaven (though he can't recall exactly what he's meant to be doing), is pretending to be a young woman named Angelica. Unfortunately, Angelica has accidentally gotten herself betrothed to the relentless and completely infatuated Parson Pickersgill.

    And the wedding's on Wednesday.

    Still, everything could be fine, if only Gabriel shows up on time to relieve Aziraphale of his assignment before it's too late.

    Otherwise, it might be left up to Crowley to save the day...

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    Crowley can quite plainly see that Aziraphale has got himself into some kind of trouble, which of course, sets his teeth on edge... but the angel won't say why. All the demon knows is that it's something to do with that discreet gentleman's club in Portland Place. Something there is amiss, and it's more than just a bunch of grown men learning the Gavotte together.

    Crowley is mischievous but (bite your tongue!) nice, and something about that combination has never allowed him just to let it go, when Aziraphale needs help... even when Aziraphale isn't fully aware he needs help. Spying, bickering, and Victorian-ness ensue.

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    They’d let loose, drinking gallons of alcohol for hours on end. When they ran out Crowley thought it was a good place to end the night and sobered up. However, Aziraphale had other plans, rathering to keep the alcohol coursing through his veins feeling light as a feather.

    He kissed and sucked up the column of Crowley’s neck, giggling as the demon bared his teeth and growled when he tried to climb into his lap at a stop light.

    “Aziraphale, you idiot, I’m trying to drive!”

    “You’re great at multitasking Crowley- or should I start calling you Anthony ...or even …Nanny?”

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    A temptation goes awry early on in the Arrangement. A letter exchange through the ages.

    Written for the Strongly Worded Note epistolary event on the Do It With Style Server

    Aziraphale: LyricalKris
    Crowley: Dragonfire42
    Ineffable Artist: Maon25

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    “I’d like to try getting drunk,” Aziraphale stated matter-of-factly after theatrically clearing his throat, punctuating his sentence with a swallow as his Adam’s apple bobbed up and down.

    Immediately, Crowley choked on his saliva, his wet coughs soon turning into a poorly-concealed snigger, staring at the stone-faced cherub in amusement.

    “You what?” he asked incredulously, almost scoffing as bewilderment gleamed in his widened eyes.

    Aziraphale wants to experience getting drunk for the first time. Crowley helps him do exactly that. Of course, they both end up absolutely hammered, and Aziraphale can’t stop gushing over his husband. [Slight AU where they’re married and only Crowley has tried alcohol]
    Just renamed!

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    A collection of one-shots for the ineffable husbands themselves, they are the dumbest but I’m literally in love. I don’t know how many they’ll be, stick around and find out I guess.

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    Castiel plans to meet an old friend in SoHo for information; curious a semi-retired Dean Winchester decides to tag along. What he doesn't expect when he gets there is an angel and a demon named Aziraphale and Crowley who seem to mirror his own complicated relationship with Cas.
    Along the way, he just might learn something about himself, and a penchant he seems to have for attracting angels.

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    The demon Azira(fell) must deliver the Antichrist, and the angel Crowley, is unsure of what to do.

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (Up until they decided to raise Warlock.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; about 11 years

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    A series of fics about our favorite ineffable husbands(or spouses, or wives… maybe) exploring
    d/s dynamics in a non-sexual way.
    They’re not ace(or... are they?👀), and sex will be mentioned, but this series doesn't contain any smut. Enjoy!

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    Crowley had ended up doing himself a favor by so quickly pulling together his initial plan to sneak into the estate as a snake, because now it meant he had a little bit more time to play with before Lucifer and the gang got impatient. Still, he didn't have forever to get his assignment done. He needed to build trust between himself and the guardian fast and efficiently if he wanted the addendum to his plan to work. And that meant love bombing.

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    Crowley's a mage-thief tasked with stealing a Powerful Artifact from some rich arsehole’s walled estate, and the first obstacle is getting past the fearsome beasts guarding the only viable entrances. Luckily, the guardian of the eastern gate seems like a soft touch, and Crowley is very good at shapeshifting, so he's pretty sure he's found his poor bastard of a mark. Things do not go according to plan.

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    Good Omens, but Crowley is the angel and Aziraphale is the demon.

    Backwards Omens
    A Narrative of Certain Events occurring in the last 6,000 - 11 years of human history, in strict accordance as shall be shewn with:
    The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter

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    “Thing is, I have a friend that needs somewhere to stay temporarily.” Her smile was saintly. “I would offer him a sleeping place on my couch, but ehh...Newt is moving in with me…” The smile was glowing now. “We just decided! But that means it would perhaps be a bit awkward to have Crowley living there too… Anyway, I remembered that you have a spare room you hardly use. Soo...maybe he could rent that room for a while?”

     

    Despite a very rocky start to their acquaintance, Aziraphale decides to offer his room to the dashing waiter that he already finds himself being reluctantly drawn to. Crowley, on other hand, doesn't have much other choice than to accept, unwanted attraction aside.

    Neither is looking for a relationship, not wanting the emotions nor complications it brings with it, but tough luck boys;)

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  20. 8

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    This is based off a post from @wrongomens on Twitter

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