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Rick doesn't know how to deal with the heartbreak of the words BP said to him, although he might have misinterpreted them.
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the homosexuals ever :((( pre old man yaoi
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TW FOR SUICIDIAL THOUGHTS
Often I am upset, that I can not fall in love but I guess, this avoids the stress of falling out of it.
Rick was sitting in the brown driver's seat of his spaceship. This wouldn't be quiet.
"No wonder Bird person rejected you, who would want to date a piece of shit like you?"
His grip on the steering wheel tighten, his jaw clenched.
"You're just a drunk alcoholic piece of shit..."
He fucking knows that. Shut up.
"Unity and Birdperson were smart to leave you when they did...they would've just died like Diane."
No.
His grip on the steering wheel was so tight that he thought it might break.
"Don't fucking bring Diane into this." Rick demanded though clenched teeth.
"Awwww, what's wrong? Did I touch on a sore spot? You deserve to be remembered of it anyway, it's your fault."
Don't.
Please.
"Diane would've been here too if you didn't stand there motionless like a pussy when the bomb dropped to her feet. You would've not been the horrible piece of shit you are now, but noooo, you had to sit there like the little bitch you are."
Rick let his head fall on the horn as it let out a long, loud honk.
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Clips by The_buckets_ACTUAL_wife_427
Fandoms: Rick and Morty, A Good Girl's Guide to Murder Series - Holly Jackson
25 Aug 2024
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Basically a bunch of “clips” I think would be funny in the show (and maybe some sad stuff in there, maybeee) (also, be warned, my sense of humor is shitty)
Don’t wanna leave you dumbasses hanging so I’m posting this at three chapters, BUT THIS IS ON GOING SO BE PREPARED FOR MORE CHAPTERS
Kidding don’t be prepared, this isn’t on going anymore 😩😩😩😩😩
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Rick doesn't know why he feels so damn awful. It was as if he was standing in front of a truck, about to be hit. A feeling that lasted longer than it should've.
Where Rick deals with his anxiety and eventually apologizes to Morty
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Fics written by the same anon author, but not necessarily in the same universe. All can be read separately from each other.
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3/?
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Rick makes his own gadgets and his own problems.
Shorts of how Rick reacts in different scenarios.Contains Lusting for Him + various other sexual shorts.
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Joy has a lot of things going on in her life, she's got her family, her husband, and is the reigning god of her own planet. After marrying Rick Sanchez she knew that things would always be an adventure, but she had no idea what this life would be like. Will she be able to balance being a god to her people and her relationship with Rick? Or will things crash and burn? Rick C-137/OFC
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- Part 2 of Series of Joy
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Chapter 5
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Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High (Stanchez) by SimonSkizm
Fandoms: Rick and Morty, Gravity Falls
29 Aug 2023
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The misadventures of Stanley Pines and Rick Sanchez, or something like that. What it really is supposed to be is these two bastards realizing that there's more to life than themselves.
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Rick Sanchez has been feeling especially shitty about not being able to find Rick Prime recently and he's been in extreme self loathing.
Perhaps a drink will help (It Won't).
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for when i wanna feel... bad ?
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Rick and Star vs. the Multiverse by PS_31
Fandoms: Star vs. the Forces of Evil, Rick and Morty
17 Apr 2022
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What happens when the former Princess-Queen of Mewni and her would-have-been King meet the smartest being in multiple universes, broh?
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- Part 5 of Omniverse Falls (and Beyond)
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Despues de que Rick se fue , algunas cosas an cambiado , la familia Smith a tratado de sobrellevar las cosas para bien , solo que hay un problema .Morty es el unico que no puede soportar el abandono de su abuelo cayendo em uma fuerte depresion .
Pero quien esa figura misteriosa que lo ayudara a sobrellevar dicha desgracia . -
The Liar, the Witch, And the Wackjob by spaghetti_sandwich
Fandoms: Rick and Morty, Gravity Falls, The Owl House (Cartoon)
19 Nov 2024
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Rick finds himself in Oregon for a trip. He's been wanting a good break for a while before finding a strange town. Gravity Falls. He finds old friend (and canon hookup) Stanley Pines and his brother, another friend.
It wasn't long before a carnival, and they decided to go to the Summer Gravity Falls Carnival. There, they find Stan's ex-wife. Marylin. Or, technically, Edalyn. She was there with her own kid, as Stan's was with Mabel and Dipper. Tensions ensue, but the kids seem to be getting along, right? -
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And this is, this without a doubt, is his biggest challenge ever. He's going to have to face it... he's gonna to have to try...
The endless lust of wanting to be with Morty takes a toll on Rick. There's no telling what a desperate man will do.
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Just roll with it by Echo_1324
Fandoms: Ao no Exorcist | Blue Exorcist, Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Lockwood & Co. (TV), Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud, The Umbrella Academy (TV), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Sherlock (TV), Rick and Morty, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
03 Oct 2024
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Lucy Carlyle had no idea how she got here.
This was definitely the most bizarre situation she and Lockwood had ever ended up in, and that was saying something, considering Lockwood and Co’s reputation for getting themselves into a lot of ridiculous situations over the years.
But as Lucy’s eyes roamed around the minibus she and her new acquaintances were all packed into, she couldn’t help but be absolutely bewildered at the cast of people she found herself road-tripping with.
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Hey! I wrote this fic based on a meme template me and my friend filled with a few of our favourite characters from our hyperfixations. I don't know who this is for or who will read it but I wrote it anyway so here it is! Enjoy
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- Part 1 of Fic's I made from inside jokes
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Fiddleford meets a drunk alcoholic at a bar who definitely isn't your average regular, chaos obviously ensues.
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Morty reaction to finding put the rainbow ride was for Noob-Noob by Fand0m_Weirdo
Fandoms: Rick and Morty
31 Jul 2024
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We finally got to the final room, ready to complete the final challenge. Rick, clearly drunk out of his mind as usual appeared on a huge monitor there was a blue circular platform in front of the mointor. Drunk Rick started speaking "Now I've been pretty clear right now that I think the Vindicators are full of shit.." Yep. He clearly made that clear. Ruined my childhood just so he could make that point. Such a considerate grandpa, really. "But you do have one thing that I'll never have..." Please, as if I would believe. He's the smartest man in the universe. He has everything he needs. "And that's the only thing of the Vindicators that has any value to me..if you know what it is place it on the platform. Get it wrong and the whole p-planet will explode and probably the solar system too because I fuckin' eyeballed the neuterno bombs on this one."
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Rick and Morty, but he has a twin sister that sometimes tags along on adventures to keep an eye on her brother!
If you like the concept but not the gender, I am going to be posting two other versions of this.
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