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    "Wilbur, no."

    "But he'd be a good addition to our team." Wilbur argued standing up and facing the remainder of his group as Tommy continued to eat the jerky. It still had flavor somehow, some sort of apple bacon flavor.

    "He's a dog. We have ourselves and that's it. We don't need a dog."

    ---

    Or: Dog shifter Tommy learns it's better to stay in his shifted form during the apocalypse because the zombies don't bother him. The other shifters who take him in have learned the same.

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    “A letter? I think?” His eyes scanned the floors until the landed on a slightly crumpled piece of glittery paper a few steps away from his bed. He quickly went to retrieve it, the hairs on the back of his standing up in fright when he quickly passed it to Technoblade.
    Technoblade cleared his throat before reading out loud, “You are cordially invited to the annual Meeting of the Bastions. The guest is required to wear whatever gold they have as a present. Please bring a dish to be served.”
    Philza felt himself shake

     

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    Or: Philza gets invited to a party. Wholesomeness and Fluff ensue

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    Technoblade was having the time of his life. The lights were dim, the walls, ceilings, and floors were a uniform steely gray, and he was forced to beat the pulp out of aliens every little while on a completely unpredictable schedule. He hadn’t eaten enough in far too long, his circadian rhythm was totally wrecked, and he was riding the wake of a killer headache.
    On the whole, though, not as bad as it could have been.

    Philza of the Perfodio-Creo flock was kidnapped by Sky, a Mimid who runs a coliseum where people watch sapient creatures fight each other for sport. Philza happens to have an entire crew of dubiously sane privateers eagerly trying to get him back. If they happen to pick up a stray deathworlder in the process, well, in Philza's defense, Techno flock-bonded with him first.

    Or: Humans are Space Orcs starring Technoblade.

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    1,896
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    206
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    17,716
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    Techno spends his days working at a local cafe. The same routine day in an out.

    Until one day, something changes.

    Autopilot kicks in as Techno’s mind goes hazy. “I don’t have a home, Tommy–”

    “Then let us give you one.” The bell dings again as two more figures enter from the corner of Techno’s eye, but he can’t look away from Tommy, his Tommy.

    Or; Bedrock Bros reunion, and Techno finally finds a home.

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    405
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    2,963
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    Tommy had been in the fostersystem for a long time. He hadnt been in the best fosterfamilys ,and being a catshifter made it even worse for him. because of how he was treated he didnt trust anyone an if he was ever in his cat form near someone? trust me , he trusts you then and only then.
    The first people to find out about this were the Watsons.

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    13
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    2,057
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    'Niki had lived a thousand years and would live a thousand more in awe.'
    Or:
    A dryad watches the people who pass through her home.

    Prompt - A fae and their love for humankind
    Title from slipping through my fingers

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     Techno and wilbur were just ten the first time they went into the forest.
    A month later, on their 11th birthday, they went back with friends.
    And now, wilbur and techno were 13.
    And the presence in the woods was stronger than ever

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    Dream loved to dance. He was well versed in the art and enjoyed participating in it at every given opportunity, meaning this ball was perfect for him. The home band played an assortment of song styles, causing different couples to take to the dance floor at each one. Dream had spent nearly the whole night out on the floor with partners he had only known for a moment. When he wasn't dancing (and even sometime when he was), Dream found himself unable to take his eyes of a pink-haired man that seemed to just glide across the ballroom floor.

    What he wouldn't give to share just one dance with the allusive man.

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    Techno was very experienced in getting things that had gone very conveniently missing.

    Wills that would put someone in a far more advantageous position than the current one, family jewels that had been spirited away by a disowned child, weapons that had traded hands a thousand times and needed to do so just one more time. Things of value from times past- or present, Techno wasn't really picky- or things that had been stolen in the past.

    His current mission was something in the middle of his average jobs.

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    He wasn’t a virus.

    Okay? He wasn’t a virus, he didn’t do any harm, it wasn’t even his fault he was here in the first place! Tommy grumbled, turning away from the very rude firewall.

    He wasn’t a virus.

    “Whatever. Off to the next computer…” Tommy muttered, voice slightly wavering.

    He walked away from the firewall and headed towards a Windows 10 device.

    /or, Tommy is a program that can travel between devices, and he stumbles upon a sleep deprived university student.

    //or or, the There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension and Sleepy Boys Inc crossover that no one asked for!

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    1,554
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    Techno slammed his fists against the transparent wall of his prison, trying his best to break it down. His captors backed up, whistling anxiously to each other.

    He gave the barrier another loud crack, delightedly watching as they scrambled away in abject terror.

    Nodding in satisfaction, he turned around to meet the eyes of two other prisoners that had been thrown into his cell.

    He froze.

    Right.

    There were now aliens in his cell.

    And he probably just scared the hell out of them.

     

    Or: Humans are a dangerous race feared by all on an intergalactic scale. Techno, a human ex-soldier that was abducted by aliens 18 months ago, is biding his time in captivity.

    This changes when two young aliens are sent into his cell to die.

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    158,482
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    “Techno?” Wilbur called, re-reading it for the eighth time, “Are you seeing this too?”

    Techno gave a shocked noise of confirmation back.

    Maybe they were slightly overreacting, but when you get a text that says, ‘hey guys! won’t be able to hang out for the next few years lol, just sired someone and now I have a fledgling to look after <3 I think I might be a dad now aha lmfao xx ttyl’.

    Yeah that was a little hard to comprehend.

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    Human Wilbur and Techno have a close friend, Phil, who is a vampire. Their friendship could be weird sometimes, especially when Phil ends up siring a kid, and wants them to visit and meet. This could surely only go well!

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    2,894
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    Techno is enjoying a peaceful afternoon in his home, at least that is until Chat tells him that someone has entered his property.

    He leaves with his sword in hand, intent on giving this intruder a piece of his mind. But instead of finding someone to stab, he's met with a hurt Elytrian, one who just escaped from the brutal clutches of slavery.

    And Techno might not know anything about this poor, hurt Elytrian, but he is certain of one thing: he has to help him.

     

    Or Techno finds a hurt Phil and takes care of him. Loosely based on Origins and QSMP :)

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    235
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    24
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    1,824
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    Techno was making a potion because he was the only one trusted in the potion room and this is important until he made one wrong movement then...

    Uh oh maybe he could hide this?

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    1,972
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    How was Wilbur supposed to know Techno was human?

    He had a tail!

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    148
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    16
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    879
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    Phil slammed his heel into Techno’s chest, and flung him down onto the floor.

    He raised his short-sword and thrust it toward his throat.

    “Goddamn it, why won’t you die?!”

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    “Good Steve,” Techno mumbled. A hand stroked clumsily over Tommy’s fur. “Good dog.”

    “You are completely out of it, big man.” Tommy poked the human’s cheek. His eyelids fluttered, but he didn’t wake up. “How much of that medicine did you take?”

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    It's easy to miscalculate how much medicine someone should take, especially if they're a new species. Tommy suffers for it.

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    48
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    2,567
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    Wilbur drags his brother to a carnival after his friends bailed on him.
    There, he meets his old beloved plush Sally in a balloon dart stall and attempts to win her back.

    After losing all his money Wilbur gives up, accepting the fact that he'll never be truly reunited with his love. Techno, however, has other plans.

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    468
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    Technoblade was only gardening. He didn't expect anything weird to come from it, especially not considering most weird things should happen while on the job. Sadly, that's not the case.

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    Philza as a symbiont and Techno as the unfortionate human who gets stuck with him

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1,035
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    “The Angel of Death, the ferryman of the Styx, the terror of the western seas. One of the most feared captains ever to sail, and yet, I have to wonder… how did a man like you end up all on his own? We searched the area where you were found—not another soul in sight. So,” He fixes him with a long look, allowing the silence to hover like a dark cloud, the words rolling off of his tongue with all the venom and smugness he can muster, “—tell me, Philza. Where is your crew?”

    OR: Technoblade is a naval captain, and Phil his unwilling prisoner. Somehow, they manage to come out of it as friends in the end.

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    87,839
    Chapters:
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    Collections:
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    Comments:
    4,550
    Kudos:
    24,797
    Bookmarks:
    4,748
    Hits:
    760,174

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