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    Philza wasn't normal, though we all know that but when a strange door appears and Techno insists they go in, the fragile life he's built will come crashing down. Now he must fight foes he used to call friends and family though when something that he thought the +<[#>< council buried is back from the depths of the universe he now must use the powers he left behind and fight with them instead of against them

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    The road to hell is long and paved with good intentions. Ironically, so is the road to recovery. And for Tommy and Technoblade, that road probably has a few extra hurdles. OR: a series of interconnected chapters detailing an alternate, canon-divergent take on the DSMP ending, focused on Bedrockbros.

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    As a villain, Techno accepted the cold fact that he could only trust and love his twin brother and their father. It's all he needed in life and it was simple.
    But when Make-A-Wish called, he was forced to visit his apparent number one fan, a sick child named Tommy.
    Was Tommy going to destroy the tall castle walls of Techno's heart? Could Techno accept that just maybe somebody else loved him despite his bloody hands and cold throne.

    "But a kingdom that has once been destroyed can never come again into being; nor can the dead ever be brought back to life" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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    It is cold, in the high-ceiled castle that sits at the center of the Antarctic Empire. But Technoblade’s room is warm, as usual, kept so by the blazing fire on the hearth and the lava hidden under several layers of rock, keeping the floor warm.
    Phil stopped feeling like an intruder here a long time ago, but he has that feeling tonight. That there is something not quite right, that perhaps he should not be here.
    Techno’s injured, though, so he shakes that feeling off and continues into the piglin’s room.

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    There are a lot of things Phil knows about Technoblade that no one else does.
    He knows, for example, that Techno was not born in piglin form. That he wears his fur and tusks and blood red eyes like a second set of armor, protecting him in more important ways than the gleaming netherite strapped to his body.

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    It's a simple life, living with vampires as a source of fresh blood. For Techno, it's practically the family trade, or as close as being trained and then sent off to be a feeder can be. He can always be certain that the coven he's serving will take care of him. Most humans don't have that, so he's grateful.

    Philza and his coven are more of the same in a long line of vampires needing a blood source for injuries or illnesses. Techno is happy to provide. And if he's almost close enough to touch the fondness and love within the coven... he's grateful.

    Techno has been a vampire feeder nearly his whole life. Phil reluctantly purchases his services for a short term stay. Things get better and worse, depending on the viewpoint.

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    Of all the things that could happen to Techno and Wilbur after their parents died, a fae curse was probably the worst of it. With the magic taking a more severe toll each night, time is running out. If only this fae called Phil would help them.

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    Sicktember prompt 'Under a spell' with Twinduo

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    Tommy died quietly in the snow, his body cold and the people he loves breaking without him. Tommy's death was soft, muffled. Tommy died in the winter.

    I'm in my feels and have been listening to How to never stop being sad by dandelion hands on repeat since this morning, obviously this means I have to project my feels on to one of my fave characters.

    *Spins wheel* Tommy it is!!

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    The name comes from the song Still Feel by Half Alive.
    Techno is the youngest son of LadyDeath and CrowFather... and you would think that having two professional heroes for parents would exempt you from being bullied at school.
    But that's not his case, because unfortunately he has a "villain" power and everyone seems to hate him for that little reason.....
    But this time his classmates went too far and now he has to hide a burn from his parents and brother who are professional heroes.

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    Someone was watching them.

    “Stand up,” Techno whispered, kicking Tommy gently on the foot to get his attention. “Put your phone away for a second.”

    He could see Tommy’s body language shift as his mind processed what Techno was saying, and wordlessly he slid the phone into his pocket. Barely raising his head, Tommy met Techno’s gaze with a hint of fear in his eyes.

    Slowly Techno shook his head. “It’s probably nothing.”

    Before Tommy could respond, he subtly shifted in front of the kid and looked around. There was no one new in the area that he hadn’t already been aware of, but the feeling was still there. A feeling that could mean many things. It could be someone watching them because they recognized Tommy and wanted a picture, they recognized him and wanted to hurt him, or they somehow recognized Techno.

    The last two were the ones he was most concerned about.

    Those were the ones where it could get messy fast.

    :Or an AU where I said Bodyguard!Techno, Famous Singer!Tommy, a new danger filled tour, and more found family!

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    Theseus does not fight the collapse. He gives in quietly, not even flinging out his arms to catch himself as he falls.
    When the pain has ceased, he is conscious of grit and gravel under his cheek. The cold stone under him is welcoming in its hard ungiving solidity. He does not have the strength in his body to carry on any longer; he has fallen, and can fall no further.
    Blood sneers. “What are you doing, Vessel?”

    whumptober day 29: fatigue

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    Technoblade never dies. That doesn't mean he won't have his fair share of close calls and sticky situations.

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    A collection of oneshots, all Techno-centric. Mostly hurt!Techno, angst and hurt/comfort. DSMP, OSMP, AU, etc... Requests are welcome!

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    There was one thing Phil wanted ever since he was a child, to become a paramedic with his best friend Techno. It wasn’t easy for either of them, facing deadlines and the stress of getting their exams done on time.

    Now they were fully-fledged paramedics and considered veterans on the squad. Phil was shorter than most people on the job as a cabbage moth hybrid, barely taller than 4’9. Techno was a boar hybrid and behemoth of a man at 7’2. mostly muscles and covered in tattoos. He looks scary but Phil was never fooled by that, even when they were kids. The poor guy just has bad social anxiety and a resting bitch face, unfortunately.

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    Томми открыл глаза после смерти и столкнулся нос к носу с малышом, получеловеком – свиньёй, отчего-то выглядящий до жути знакомым. И он находится в Нижнем мире. Постойте, как мальчик сказал его зовут? Чудно, он оказался в прошлом. Что многое объясняет.
    Да чёрта с два! Что ему теперь делать!?
    ИЛИ
    Томми стал Взрослым, а Техно очень интересен этот странный Чужак. Начинаются интриги и милые беспорядки.

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    “What the hell.” The kid whispers, horrified, like Techno’s the one with a busted lip and black eye. “How are you doing that??”

    Techno blinks his red eyes, doing his best to scrub the dried tears away. “Doin’ what?”

    “Hanging upside down like that??”

    “Well, I was sleepin’.” Techno glares, burrowing into his wings.


    ”The baby bat screamed out in fright, ‘Turn on the dark, I’m afraid of the light.’” — Shel Silverstein

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    Techno huffs a dull laugh. "Don't worry about any of my business. Just head back to the dormitory and go to bed like the old man you are."

    "Fine," Phil gives in. "But if you're not back in fifteen minutes, I'm sending Tommy down here."

    "Like that's threatening," Techno snorts. "I'll be alright. It's worth it in the long run."

    Phil walks away before looking back at him. "Is it though?"

     

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    wherein Techno overtrains and Phil tells Tommy to be responsible and stop him from doing anything stupid

     

    Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #30: 'Training for Battle'
    Sicktember prompt #2: 'Too Much of a Good Thing/Overindulgence'
    with bedrockbros and emduo!

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    Dream felt his blood run cold. Techno was saying something, but he couldn’t make it out. His chest was tightening. Each breath he took was more shallow than the last.

    “Dream you’ve got to breathe,” Techno tried to calm him down.

    “cant-“

    -or-
    Hero!Dream and Techno get buried alive after getting kidnapped during a training.

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    Techno must be delirious. Otherwise, why would he be hearing voices?
    “…ere the avalanche came down.”
    “H- help us-” That’s Tommy’s voice. He sounds frightened. Techno should… he should help…
    “Did you hear that?”
    “Help!” Tommy screams.
    “We hear you,” the man’s voice calls. “We’re coming, just hold on.”

    whumptober day 20: emotional angst

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    “Stop,” he begs again, but this time, he isn't the only one saying the word.

    Distantly, he sees a figure laden with blood-stained armour. It's the blond warrior from earlier, jostling his own comrades away. Techno couldn't picture a single situation where his own execrated enemy would voluntarily save him.

    “Stop it!” the blond warrior shrieks in a shrill voice—one that Techno would have never expected from such an unnerving person. “You lot are madmen! That is a child. You're beating the shit out of a child, for Prime’s sake!"

     

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    wherein Techno is a child soldier and Tommy is a feared warrior on opposite sides of the war

     

    Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #2: 'Role Reversal'
    AI-less Whumptober prompt #20: 'Enemy/Stranger to caretaker'
    with bedrockbros!

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    There is someone here, with him. Techno is weak, he won’t be able to fight if whoever it is decides to hurt him- the last survivor group he saw tried to- he moved out here two years ago to get away from people-
    “Don’t try to move, mate, your back is pretty badly torn up.”
    Techno coughs, clearing his throat. “Who- what are you doin’ to me?”
    “Saving your life.”

    whumptober day 19: blood trail

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