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"You know what? Buy me an Amicus engagement ring, and I'll be whatever you want."
The seat squeaked as Yunho sat back. "Done." He picked up Hongjoong's glass of water and took a long, defiant drink. "What's your ring size?"
Hongjoong stared at him, completely dumbstruck.
Yunho set the glass down with a clink and leaned forward a little. "I'll commit to this, baby. Will you?"
And Hongjoong realized he really wasn't prepared for that question.
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The fake marriage buddy cop rom com that I wanted to read and had to write to make that happen 😘
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Undercover cops Joong and Yunho ft super wealthy WooSan
Yeosang isn't a cheater
Trophy husband Mingi
Single dad Hwa
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actually so good!!!!
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A drunken game is played between three of the ladies at camp around a warm fire at Horseshoe Overlook, until the men come along to crash the party…
(This is so silly and I can only apologise!)-
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Amazing haha
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In a Moment, Everything Can Change by Midnight_shooting_Star
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Oct 2025
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Hermione watched dumbfounded as a young redheaded girl ran past and kissed her husband right in front of her. He hadn’t even left the muddy Quidditch field. He didn’t even try to break the kiss, but his face turned ghastly white when he saw Hermione. Her face burned red in anger. “You said you weren’t going to be here.”
“What the bloody hell was that supposed to mean? I thought I would surprise my husband, but I guess you obviously had a surprise for me.” She scolded.
“Mione’ come on now, it’s just a fan. We don’t have anything going on.” The young redheaded girl looked at him, rather upset and taken aback by his words.
Hermione could tell in that moment that there was a bit more to the story of a random fan giving him a heavy kiss. Other players were starting to leave the field, and at that moment, she didn’t care. She grabbed hold of the first person to walk by, planted a deep kiss, and closed her eyes. Her warm hands rested on the stranger’s cheeks. The stranger was a bit surprised and gently placed his hands on her shoulders. When she opened her eyes, shock settled in, not the fact that she randomly kissed someone from the opposing team, but it was Draco Malfoy. ‘What have I done!?’
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Occam's razor | noun
: a scientific and philosophical rule that entities should not be multiplied unnecessarily which is interpreted as requiring that the simplest of competing theories be preferred to the more complex or that explanations of unknown phenomena be sought first in terms of known quantitiesBut like how Occam’s razor goes; the simplest explanation is often the most plausible. Hear hooves, think horses and not zebras. Headache? Drink water, do not google ‘symptoms of brain cancer’. You want to spend the rest of your life with someone, see their face every morning when you wake up, and kiss them senseless, even with terrible breath, don’t come up with reasons to believe you were ever only friends.
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Compromised by EsotericEscapist
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
23 Jun 2025
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Peter always knew Wade was attracted to him, Wade made this painfully obvious from the start of their interactions. This had slowly been building up in Peter's mind, suppressed and unacknowledged and only building with time as Wade would flirt and banter. In that moment on Wade's apartment building, Peter had simply meant to win a fight, but he'd opened a floodgate of uncertainty between them that they hadn't spoken of openly since.
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Oh. Em. Gee.. best thing ever..
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What happens if Shidou asked for more than a phone number?
What happens if Sae agreed without understanding the request?-
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So HOTTTT
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When top-tier black ops team DRM uncovers a betrayal within their ranks during a high-stakes mission, they must navigate a treacherous landscape of loyalty, deception, and unspoken desires to root out the traitor before it's too late.
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I just do not know that I could forgive a mf for shooting me…
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crushed little stars by actualclownery
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
27 Nov 2023
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Shouta Aizawa is trying his best to be a good teacher.
Katsuki Bakugou is trying his best to be a good person.
Eijiro Kirishima is trying his best to be a good friend.
Toshinori Yagi is not trying at all.Bakugou- and Aizawa-centric, with a lot of All Might bashing, Erasermic being couple goals and Bakusquad.
this is an alternative timeline that gets rid of the war arc completely because I need some less of "hero" and more of "academia".
SERIES DISCONTINUED
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未读，作者discon
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David joins Hook down on the lower deck of his ship after the attack of the mermaids, to speak with him while the others are sleeping.
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A Month in the Life (of Clark Kent) by Holdt
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman/Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DC Extended Universe
01 Nov 2025
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Like it says on the tin.
An extraordinary month in the life of Clark J Kent.
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Warm Feelings and Candy Corn by TariSilmarwen
Fandoms: Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: Ahsoka (TV)
03 Nov 2024
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Collected fills for Sabezra Week 2024.
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- Part 3 of Sabezra Week Fics
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When Charles finds an Instagram account, @juicyfruit, devoted solely to the art of fingering fruit, he's immediately hooked. What he doesn't know, however, is that his friend Max is on the other side of it hoping to get better at fingering Omegas. The Alpha, on the other hand, has no idea how to handle a horny Charles who doesn't know that he's the account owner.
This is just 3 straight chapters of fruit porn, I’m sorry.
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- Part 1 of food fucking
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ridiculously hot
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Nicole joins the Army because she’s got no grades, no future, and nothing better to do. Two years later, she’s in Afghanistan—high on pills, pissed off at the world, and maybe about to snap.
Post-canon deep dive: drugs, sex, violence, trauma, self-harm, and the wreckage of every relationship she’s ever had.
Has she changed, or is she still a sociopath with terrible impulse control? Where did she leave things with Jecka—and will she ever stop lying to herself about it? What happens when she gets home? Does Emily still have the good drugs? Can Nicole change, even a little, if there's something she really wants?
And above all: why is the yuri so toxic???
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"That fucking chin dimple," Santos had scoffed upon falling into her seat. Mel didn’t think much at first, just cracked open her seltzer. "No idea how many times I’ve pictured riding it to shut him up."
(or, Mel bluescreens when confronted with the idea of Frank's chin dimple pressed to a certain part of her body)
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𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐬 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐬: 𝐀 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 (𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫) by dianawinchester03
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
12 Sep 2025
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In this rewrite of CW's hit TV Show 'Supernatural'.
Y/N L/N is a longtime friend of the notorious Winchester Brothers, coming from a long line of hunters herself. Growing up with them, their fathers had a goal of avenging their wives deaths. Currently on her own hunting, much to her own fathers demise, she gets a call from her childhood crush, Dean Winchester. Notifying her of his fathers disappearance, will she join the brothers on the hunt to find their father? And will she resolve her relationship with her own?
𝗦𝗲𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟮𝟬𝟬𝟯:
"Daddy I'm 20 years old! I can hunt on my own. I've been doing it since I've been in diapers!" I yell frustrated at my father. "You better watch your tone with me! Who the fuck do you think you're yelling at!? You don't think I know that you can hunt alone Y/N!?" He screams back at me
"You're not ready! I know the shit that's out there in the world and I'd prefer if you and I do it together. There is no reason we can't hunt together!" He yells in my face, causing me to flinch in habit.
"Your obsession with finding the thing that killed mom is the reason I can't work with you" I say harshly
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Book 1 of The Old Testament Series
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dean reader #1
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Snuggle-Depraved Beasts and Where to Find Them by Incest_Is_Sincest
Fandoms: Rick and Morty
27 Oct 2025
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Can a day living in this family try not to drive him to the brink of insanity?
Fictober 2025: Day Six: “This is annoying.”
Four or More Bingo: Drama
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- Part 6 of Fictober 2025
- Part 2 of Four or More Bingo 2025
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Born of Chaos, Bound by Choice by Behavioral_Unit091_B, selfless_solipsist
Fandom: Gravity Falls, Till Weirdmageddon Do Us Part (Fanfiction)
26 Oct 2025
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Perfect bill writing. (Only read part of twdup so far)
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Dude...Isn't that Kinda Gay? by copyrightings
Fandoms: Chainsaw Man (Manga), Chainsaw Man (Anime)
28 Oct 2025
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The plastic wrap is missing from the kitchen and Aki has been acting weird… if there’s one thing Denji is great at, it’s jumping to absolutely absurd conclusions.
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weep weep sob sob <3
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Esther lets out a whimpering moan, frustration boiling at the fraying edges of her sanity.
Fictober 2025: Day Seven: “You’ll have to try harder than this.”
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Kobeni goes in for a massage with her girlfriend and gets more than she...wanted.