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“Wouldn't trust ya to not stab me dead when I am talking to ya.” Sniper tightened the grip on his wrist, the blade drawing more blood from his palm.
Spy grimaced slightly, as the other clearly forgot to brush his teeth this morning. Fitting for the rabid dog comparison. “My, who knew someone like you could be capable of making such an acute observation. I am truly impressed.” He didn't break eye contact as he wriggled his right arm a little, one of his concealed blades sliding out of the sleeve and into his palm.
“I'll only say this once now, snake. I am a professional, and I aim for ya bloody forehead. Makes death nice and easy. But if you want to act like a little sadist, then I'll aim for ya knees or guts and leave ya there to crawl to your doc every time I see ya. You got all that, cunt?”
“But of course, mon chéri."
NOTE: This work is a version of a F/F genderbent fic I started writing first. They're almost the same besides gender, so pick according to your preference.
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“Wouldn't trust ya to not stab me dead when I am talking to ya.” Sniper tightened the grip on her wrist, the blade drawing more blood from her palm.
Spy grimaced slightly, as the other clearly forgot to brush her teeth this morning. Fitting for the rabid dog comparison. “My, who knew someone like you could be capable of making such an acute observation. I am truly impressed.” She didn't break eye contact as she wriggled her right arm a little, one of her concealed blades sliding out of the sleeve and into her palm.
“I'll only say this once now, snake. I am a professional, and I aim for ya bloody forehead. Makes death nice and easy. But if you want to act like a little sadist, then I'll aim for ya knees or guts and leave ya there to crawl to your doc every time I see ya. You got all that, cunt?”
“But of course, ma chérie.”
NOTE: This work is available as an un-genderbent version too! They're almost the same besides gender, so pick according to your preference.
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Red Sniper x Blu Spy fic! Will contain violence and smut in the future, with plenty of warning. Will be written in a way that a reader can skip the smut if wanted and the story won't be interrupted :] On the slower side with decent plot and development of side characters.
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With August comes the team's yearly long furlough during the summer, a month off to rest, recharge, and prepare for the gruelling Halloween and Smissmas combat seasons ahead. The team all have various plans, but the most interesting ones belong to Sniper and Demoman, who have a cross-country road trip planned with the overall goal being to meet some of the mysterious inhabitants of West Virginia. However the trip becomes more than simple sightseeing and sex tourism when Medic gives them a mission: get him feathers from the wings of the Mothman.
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- Part 74 of Monstrous Intent
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(I updated the fic to make it 6969 words. you're welcome)
Bumblebee and just about the last mechs he'd want to be around go on an energon scouting mission.
RED team is looking for a powerful machine that could bring about the end of America. Or the end of their war.
Two teams meet. Chaos ensues. And some learn there's more to eachother than meets the eye.
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- Part 2 of TF2 x TF Crackfics
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Sniper is failed by contractual fine print and the limitations of prescription drugs. Medic takes advantage of the situation.
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Set in the grand and constantly disastrous RED Opera House, the story follows Sniper as the infamous Phantom — a shadowy, sharp-tongued menace lurking in the rafters who delights in throwing piss jars and causing havoc. His target? Scout, the rising star of the stage, whose talent and stubbornness catch the Phantom’s attention.
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After a string of mysterious murders in the remote Outback, the last thing Sniper expects was to be hired to investigate who's behind them, and take them out once and for all. The catch: He has to pretend not to be the professional he knows he is, and fit in amongst other people in an ordinary neighbourhood.
Forced to pee in real toilets, Mick Mundy can imagine nothing worse - Until he meets Jean, his snobby, germophobic colleague who seems to know him better than he knows himself.
He isn't sure what he expects out of this job - but it's not being forced to look into an unrecognisable face he knows all too well.
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Mick, the RED Sniper, forms a meaningful and unlikely bond with Mick, the BLU Sniper through the one neutral zone they both visit often.
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Sniper TF2 defends the tree he's using to keep his jars of Jarate from Thoreau.
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Scout spends a night in Sniper's camper.
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- 1,143
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- 1/1
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- 40
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VERY HEAVILY BASED OFF OF THE PURITY SFM BY KrasniyB!!!!
Red Sniper and Blu Scout drink together to have a night off, what could go wrong?!?
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Red Sniper and Blu Scout share a lot of beers and find out there's something between them
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When Sniper and Pyro are left behind in a mission with no Medikits, respawn or teleportation available, they find themselves dealing with their hardest mission to date: interacting with the world around them, with each other, and even with who they are...
And who the other one is
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- Part 1 of Pyroland-verse
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Spy x Sniper but PISS but funny and very dumb
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- English
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- 125
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- 1/1
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- 5
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Scout runs by a bit too fast.
Too fast that he accidentally knocks over one of Sniper's Jars.
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- Part 1 of My Dumbass Ship Oneshots
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Sniper makes a crucial and embarrassing mistake during a match. Medic decides to discipline him properly.
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The BLU Spy gets too confident in his abilities to catch the RED Sniper off guard, and instead of using his Kukri like usual, he decides to teach the Spy a memorable lesson.
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Spy has gone mad with lust, and carrys a secret with Scout. When it starts to spread, he shuts it off with Sniper.
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Fly In An Outhouse by FoolsgoldFenrir, Mrs_Medicshit (FoolsgoldFenrir)
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
26 May 2022
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(TL;DR: Compilation of chapters in which the enemy mercs shit down Spy's throat. Scout included. One chapter per merc.)
The RED Spy finds himself tied to a bed that isn't his in a bedroom and base that also isn't his, only for things to get worse when the BLU Medic comes in leading the rest of the BLU Team into the unfamiliar room. It's difficult to scare a hardened mercenary like Spy with normal interrogation tactics, but that's the thing. This is no real interrogation, this has nothing to do with the briefcase, and entirely has to do with the Medic's scat fetish. With all of his teammates ready to do his bidding and ropes too strong to break out of, the odds are certainly not in the hapless RED agent's favor.
Never before had Spy thought he would have to serve as a human toilet for people he's paid to kill over and over every single day, but it would seem that some of them have quite the bone to pick. Especially the charming psychopathic shit-lover acting as the ringleader for the night, looking to make someone else become just like him.
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- Part 2 of FoolsgoldFenrir's House of Horrors
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The Insult that made a 'Jarate Master' out of Vasily by Wrenched56 (satinsteel)
Fandoms: ゴールデンカムイ | Golden Kamuy (Manga), Team Fortress 2
02 Mar 2022
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Vasily drenches Ogata in Jarate and Ogata returns the favor when it matters most.