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Reality Check by personface
Fandoms: Constantine (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types
09 Nov 2025
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This was supposed to be a 'John finds friends when lonely' fic.
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Ring With the Devil's Curse by jnvreadyyy
Fandoms: Constantine (TV), Constantine (2005), Constantine (Comics)
08 Nov 2025
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Eden is a runaway bride that needs to get away from the chapel as soon as possible after getting engaged to a man she didn't love out of guilt for sleeping with him out of wedlock.
Thanks to her older sister Jamie, she gets away from her and her "husband-to-be"'s hateful families and moves in a house out of the city with Jamie and Jamie's boyfriend Buck.
After a short peaceful time in the house, away from all the hate and harassment, she gets a call that her ex fiancé, and almost husband, has been murdered in the same church where she was gonna get married in very strange circumstances.
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- English
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- 2,989
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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Ghosts Are Social Creatures by KuuPasta
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
05 Nov 2025
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When Danny gets captured by the GIW, he's stuck there for awhile. When he gets out? all he can think about is how his body needs fresh ectoplasm and somewhere safe he can rest. This leads him on a trip, to a city called Gotham to help a wayward Halfa.
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What can you see but never touch? (What can you touch but never truly leave behind?) by siren_of_the_ocean
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025), Batman - All Media Types
31 Oct 2025
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Janet Drake leaves behind her country, her family, her heritage and her responsibilities.
It comes back to haunt her years later when her son asks her what the golden net around the world is and why it was gold for a moment.
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- Part 163 of Tim Drake AU's
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You have taken a liking to a certain occult detective…much to his dismay.
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Forget by John_Caseys_growl
Fandoms: Hellblazer, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Constantine (Comics), DCU (Comics)
18 Oct 2025
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"You know that song from subhumans? The second on their second album?".
He gives her a look, letting out a laugh "Luv, they played way after my involvement with the scene." he pauses "But yeah, 'Forget' is it?".
"Yeah. That's kinda how I feel about you.".John and you have been friends since you both were little. Lots of things happen. Questionable if its healthy.
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- Part 8 of John Constantine oneshot collection
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Both of You Can Just Fade to Black by spiderhare
Fandoms: Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types
12 Oct 2025
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Zatanna was spiraling further and further into the throes of depression and Dark Magic. Will an unlikely ally help save her or push her off the brink?
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Zatanna made her decision, she had to kill Nabu.
To do this, she was going to have to break a few of her father’s rules. The first one? Talking to John Constantine.
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PLEASE let this be a normal field trip (group chat) by alittleinsane
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
06 Oct 2025
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Jason thinks maybe he’s seen all group chats have to offer. Maybe he knows what they are.
But ohhhh boy was he wrong.
There are like, twenty-odd numbers here. Jason knows none of them. What the fuck. Texts flood his phone —his personal phone. How the fuck did that happen and who the fuck did it.
Someone names the chat ‘magic users (vigilantes)’
Someone texts “I’m not a vigilante.”
Someone renames the chat to just a period under the logic, “Too conspicuous and also not entirely accurate.”
Jason wonders if the previous chat name implies that there’s a chat for villains as well.
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what if all the silly little magic DC skrunkles had a group chat and jason ended up getting involved lmao
mayyybeee just an excuse for me to expand on all-caste shit -
FruitBat by maplesnmulberries
Fandoms: Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, Batman and Robin (Comics), Robin: Son of Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Justice League of America (Comics), Justice League Dark (Comics)
28 Sep 2025
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After a magic battle, Bruce gets turned into a literal bat.
His kids take care of him while the Justice League finds a cure.
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- Part 6 of Bat Drabbles
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The devil, the justice league… and john by Mythology_Freak87
Fandoms: Lucifer (TV), DCU, Constantine (TV), Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
28 Sep 2025
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Saw something on tumblr about John annoying Lucifer and decided I was bored enough to write something.
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Запах сірки by XeNone
Fandoms: Constantine (TV), Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Hellblazer, DCU (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Arrow (TV 2012), Arrowverse - Fandom
26 Sep 2025
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Роза повертається в Ґотем вперше з того часу, як вчилася тут у старшій школі. Цього разу її сім’ю чекає серйозний виклик — темрява сходить, а значить для магів з сім’ї Костянтин тут завжди знайдеться робота.
Джейсон відчуває, що на його місто насуваються чорні хмари скорої біди, а у повітрі починає тхнути сіркою. Доки він намагається підкорити злочинний світ та піймати усіх щурів за хвости, нові сили підіймають голову. Поступово він розуміє, що потрапив на слизьку стежину, де магія диктує свої правила, проте звернути назад може бути занадто пізно. -
Think I Need Someone Older by waynes
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, Hellblazer
21 Sep 2025
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"'older boyfriend’? Christ, they make me sound like I’m robbing the bloody cradle. I’m only what, twelve years your senior?”
“That’s still not helping you know.”
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The Death of a Peaceful Mind by Dreamweaver312
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
21 Sep 2025
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Connor Kent goes back in time to try and stop the war between Earth and the Infinite realms. Unfortunately, his mind isn't processing the deaths he had witnessed or the war he fought in very well. With hundreds of deaths on his hands, his mental state snaps and he takes a more villainous approach the more his mind shatters.
God sent him as karma after all. He was going to destroy the GIW. He was going to hunt down those false heros for sport. He was going to get revenge on Superman for every abuse he was forced to endure.
The lines between Justice and vengeance blur as he figures out his friends are never coming back if he changes the past. His true partners were dead. Dan, Dick? These are different from his people. Copies. He is alone and his sanity is tanking as he believes everything he does is for the greater good of the realms, his former home he can't return to.
Can he fix things? Can he really get them back on his own or will he succumb to causing the end he is trying to prevent? Once he crosses the line is there really any going back?
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- Part 2 of Echoes of Betrayal
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Scared to be Separated (Rewrite) by T67
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Titans (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types
15 Sep 2025
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Dick stood alone in the tiny, rundown apartment, the walls smeared with grime and the dim light flickering overhead. Blood coated his hands, splattered across his suit, and dripped onto the cracked linoleum floor.
But the blood wasn't his...
Or: Dick has been stuck in a time loop and has done the unthinkable, Bruce is just confused that his son has sudden separation anxiety.
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- Part 3 of Déjà vu
- Part 2 of Oldest Robin, Youngest Titan
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What people do for their soul! by Dark_Nymphs_translates (Dunkle_Nymphen)
Fandoms: DCU (Comics)
08 Sep 2025
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To get Jason's soul back, Roy and Jason have to do Constantine a favor.
It's as bad as it sounds.Or: Constantine has his fun. Roy and Jason suffer.
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Um Jasons Seele zurückzubekommen, müssen Roy und Jason Constantine einen Gefallen tun.
Es ist genauso schlimm, wie es klingt.oder: Constantine hat seinen Spaß. Roy und Jason nicht.
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- Deutsch
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- 1,174
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Beasts and the beauty by Angels_Watch_you_from_above
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hellblazer, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
06 Sep 2025
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John and I.M.P. are tasked by a certain dark knight to retrieve one of Batman's rogues who just really isn't in the mood for a fight tonight...
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- Part 2 of DC x Hazbin
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- English
- Words:
- 4,374
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
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[Podfic] The Almost Alien Orphan by Flowerparrish Pods (Flowerparrish) for Nory_Gail
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types
30 Aug 2025
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[Audio Length: 22:22]
Can Bruce's day ever go the way it's supposed to?
Podfic of The Almost Alien Orphan by Nory_Gail.
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Or, they argue and Jason puts out a cigarette against Constantine's neck. They're both into it. Oh and Jason punches a fucking wall.
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"These yours?" "Unfortunately." by Angels_Watch_you_from_above
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Hellblazer, Helluva Boss (Web Series), Superman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
28 Aug 2025
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John is enjoying a nice sunrise in Gotham when he gets an unexpected visit from the man of steel himself, who comes to remind John to keep an eye on his friends...
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- Part 1 of DC x Hazbin