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VILLAIN by Lothirielswan
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League vs. Teen Titans (2016), Justice League Dark (2017), Harley Quinn (Cartoon 2019), Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)
02 Nov 2023
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There’s a monster in her head.
It fills the Raven with dread
that some might think her Family Jewels
make her cruel.Now he hears the monster too.
It’s not black or blue
but shades of gray
that lead to who gets betrayed.Series
- Part 2 of A Satanic Sonnet of Blood & Desire
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【DC/Vertigo混合世界观】与狼同行 by SuliuSaltfish
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Fables: The Wolf Among Us (Video Game), Fables - Willingham, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics)
24 Oct 2023
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一位并不平凡的美国市民帮助正义联盟解决案件的故事。
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Wait, It's Actually Haunted? by mango_sushi98 for fantasmistical
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
14 Oct 2023
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It's spooky season and what better way to celebrate than going to a haunted house theme park full of scares and good times?
That's what Danny's thinking, but something strange is happening in the park that's putting him on edge and he ends up getting sucked into the mystery.
John Constantine was planning on staying in on Halloween night, too many old enemies out and about on the mortal plane. But since Zatanna was off world, John was the only one on call to solve a possible paranormal string of disappearances and changes of personality in those who survived.
How will it go when these two cross paths?
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deus ex machina by uncannyrogues
Fandoms: The Sandman (Comics), Detective Comics (Comics)
10 Oct 2023
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'deus ex machina' — god from the machine.
what is morpheus if not a god? surely not an angel. one of the endless, not lost to time but throughout it, and with it comes pain, especially after his seventy years of capture. john constantine isn't just a man, as much as any would like to claim. he's more than a man, no less than any other. he's human. as human as he'll allow himself to be. john stole his sand, and now he won't let go of john. he can't. not when it's his duty to have a tight hold on the reigns of every mind. -
Ashes by jaytriesstuff
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), DCU
09 Aug 2023
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John Constantine knew exactly what he was. He was a drunk. A conman. A coward. A fool. A liar. A cheat. Far be it from him to think he had a chance of being anything else.
But, when John thought he had no one left, he still had Danny. Sometimes he wondered how long it would take Danny to leave him too.
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Nico Trades Mythomagic Cards For A Mans Life by Remarcely
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
23 May 2023
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“This is a mess.” Hades huffed.
“I think the demon Trigon is going to punch that angel.” Nico mused, struggling to hide the grin growing on his face “If they damage the throne room, I believe Persephone might knock them both down herself.”
It wasn’t an ill-made prediction, Persephone was stood at the bottom of the steps glaring at the crowd with her hands on her hips. Nico winced in momentary sympathy for the rabble; he’d been on the end of her wrath before.
“Hm,” Hades hummed in agreement “Have you been watching the soul?”
Nico followed his father’s line of sight to where a half-transparent man in a long light brown trench coat sat on the floor, cross-legged, looking far too pleased with himself. He was turning his head back and forth between the two loudest arguers of the crowd, stifling laughter behind his fist.
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- Part 4 of DCU Short Stories
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Joint Filing Status by ew_selfish_art
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, DCU, Batman - All Media Types
15 Mar 2023
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Based in part on ggomos-maribat's tumblr post about Damian and Marinette being casual about being married.
Ladybug and her team join the Justice League, and honestly, she should have expected that this level of organization would require a ton of meetings. Frazzled but surviving it, Ladybug gets to her meeting way too early after her computer fails to update time zones. Robin, who considers 15 minutes early to mean punctual, shows up in a good mood after some big life news and they get to talking.
Unfortunately, the second their fingers touch they become soul bonded.
TL;DR: Ladybug and Robin navigate suddenly being spiritually married, the whole watchtower somehow finds out and wouldn't you know it, they make a great pair. Power couple bullshit, Secret identity shenanigans, and lots of calling each other husband and wife. But like, casually.
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Based on a Tumblr ask:
Danny is Bruce Wayne's biological son, who was given up early to protect him from villains. When Danny found out (shortly after becoming a halfa), he felt abandoned and he decided not to contact the Wayne's.
Fast forward some years later, the JL and JLD are losing to a powerful demon. Constantine gets the idea to summon the Ghost King and he's unlucky enough to have a front seat at the tense family reunion.Series
- Part 1 of DP X DC Collection
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And My Exes, They Haunt Me by JoyLess_NightSky
Fandoms: Justice League Dark, Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
14 Feb 2023
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"Look, mate-"
"Don't call me mate. That's weird."
"Right. Your highness-"
"That's even weirder. But, fine. Go on?"
John sighed, obviously done with the interruptions. "This isn't just about us, luv. Alright? I get why you're angry, but me mates need ya. Heck, the whole bloody damn world needs ya! The twat that came through is very much about to do the whole bloody world domination schtick ya kept Pariah from doin'. That ain't something you're alright with, is it now?"
The summoned man gave Constantine an unimpressed look. "If it's you asking? I might make an exception."
OR: The Justice League is in over their heads with the new enemy. They need help, and Constantine may know a guy. But the guy… doesn't really like Constantine a lot right now.
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Two Johns walk into a bar by EternalPuppetmaster for VaguelyAnnoyedWriter
Fandoms: Constantine (Comic)
07 Feb 2023
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Sometimes, try as you might, work mindset leaks into time off. At least that's what Johnathon Brown (restaurant inspector extraordinaire) used as excuse for checking out the pubs kitchen when his order was a bit slow.
Just a little peak to make sure its all o-
OH MY GOD WHY IS THERE A CULT HERE
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A.K.A the most average guy in existence has a chance run in with John Constantine. Weird shite ensues.
(Swearing, what did you expect?)
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The Peacock Chronicles by bongo_balderdash
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types
26 Jan 2023
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John Constantine needs help closing up a Lazarus Pit in Gotham. Danny Phantom can close up Lazarus Pits. This should be a perfectly straightforward arrangement between two people with the same interests in mind- unfortunately, Danny's intentions end up just a tad lost in translation.
Constantine should've known doing a favour for a guy like Batman would be a mistake.
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- Part 1 of The Peacock Au
- Part 4 of Bongo's DP/DC Zone!!
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Give Way To The Pedestrians!!! by UViii
Fandoms: Shazam! (2019), Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League Dark (Comics)
26 Jan 2023
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Billy technically knows how to drive. I mean, he knows how to start a car and use it, but his actual skill level practically amounts to nothing and he doesn’t know a single thing about traffic laws. He’s only 12! It’s not like he grew up watching his parents drive! He also was never really interested in learning.
Not to mention, his Wisdom of Solomon was practically useless as none of his predecessors ever owned a car.
His lack of driving skills and traffic law knowledge became quite apparent after a certain mission, but the Justice League didn’t think it was THAT weird. After all, why drive when you can fly? But there are times when you have to be stealthy and a flying man is not inconspicuous at all, so they have taken upon themselves to teach the good Captain the rules of the road.
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It's more than I can take by redlipsredledger
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), DC Extended Universe, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), Constantine (Comic), Zatanna (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Catwoman (Comics), Justice League Dark (2017), Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League Dark (Comics)
21 Jan 2023
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John and Zatanna have a secret that's tearing her apart, can she really keep up her lie? She knows the answer is no, and John knows the answer is no, but the problem is none of them knows how to fix it or if they even can. Is doing something to protect someone really supposed to hurt this much? It's their biggest regret and it's what drove them apart, can fixing it bring them back together or is it too late?
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"You think I'm gonna go off the rails over a bloody birthday cake?"
Chas glances down at the half-empty bottle. "Yes? That's exactly what you're doing?"
"Piss off."
"Look, I know it's not actually about the cake. It's about," Chas hesitates and John gives him a warning look, "everything you've been through." -
The Heretic (II) by Beyond_the_sass
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, DCeased (DC Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
20 Nov 2022
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Heretic is out of prison, building her way up in the world, while straying the line between hero and villain.
In the Wizarding World, the Potters soon realize their daughter has been missing and with the threat of Voldemort, they worry that she just might not be safe out in the muggle world.
But as they trace Leilani's footsteps, they begin to wonder... just what has she become?
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- Part 2 of The Heretic Series
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“John?”
John wakes, heart pumping and lungs crying out for air. Quickly, he sits up, presses his back to the headboard, and draws his knees up to his chest. The room is pitch black but still he looks frantically around.
It’s then that he registers the hand on his arm, where his dad’s had been only a moment ago. He pulls back and swings but someone catches him in the dark.
“Hey, hey, it's me." Chas.
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Edward Nygma’s greatest weapon is often his ability to talk his way in and out of things. Take that away, and he’s just a scared little boy who no one listens to or believes again.
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John and Chas get into an argument and it brings up stuff from John's past.
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Learn (+Demons) by Klarion for marirah
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Constantine (TV), Klarion (Comics)
12 Oct 2022
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Or, Cambions and Curses
--Zatanna asked Constantine to exorcize Zachary Zatara - a cambion attached to the Zatara family. It does not go as planned.
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- Part 234 of 365 Days of One Word Prompts (and my Suffering)
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How to Survive in Gotham (didn't go as planned) by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU
08 Oct 2022
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During the events of No Way Home, the three Spider-Men are sent to another universe in hopes of saving their own. They find that this universe is rather similar to their own, which is proven by heroes, villains and vigilantes running around.
Between encouraging a very disgruntled Batman to assemble Justice League, Spider-Manning, and trying not to die, the three are rather busy.