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    Matsuda thought absentmindedly, gaze drifting from the notebook ever so slightly. When he read the notebook even further, he was… a little creeped out? On how detailed it is. You need a name and a face, in forty seconds or they die of a heart attack? Why in the world is the default heart attacks anyway?

    His gaze went back to the notebook, as he picked it up and opened it again, like if anything different was going to appear from the other ten times he opened it. When he thought about even more, it sounded ridiculous. No man would be killed with a flick of a pen. That’s not how kills work, there has to be effort after all. The hardest part about killing humans is killing humans. However now, this notebook is all up in front and saying:

    “Now even murder can be lazy! Isn’t that the epitome of humanity?“

    ….

    Or, a fic where Matsuda comes across the death note

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    It's usually taken as a given that if Light hadn't killed Lind L. Tailor, or even just hadn't murdered the American Agents, L would have been stuck. But is that *really* true?

    A thoughtful less malicious Kira opens up options for L that wouldn't otherwise be available.

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    Fifty days of confinement have undermined Yagami Light's mettle. By the time he's chained to L, he's but a brittle mass of nerves. By all means, he should be cleared — the murders continued even whilst he was imprisoned! Yet, L refuses to let him out of his sight.

    L knows he has Kira right under his nose. He is never mistaken. Evidence is all he requires, and what's the most damning form of such? Why, a confession, of course! And L is determined to extract one. By now, he’s accustomed to doing whatever it takes to achieve his goals.

    This chthonic case's outcome sits comfortably within one young detective’s deft hands; after all, fragile things must be handled with care. Everything depends on just how far he's willing to push to attain that admission of guilt.

    Shall we see how much Light can take?

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    "Are you sure this is nessacerey, Ryuzaki?"
    Light questioned, elevating his wrist up to expose the clanking, metal handcuff encircling it.
    "This is as difficult for me as it is for you."
    L mumbled, hoisting his own wrist up in the ensuing moments.

     

    Or, a fanfic of Light and L's relationship adapting to the forced proximity.

    I'll make new chapters every week or so, next chapters will be longer.

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    The one where Light gets caught reading Kira/L smut.

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    Light eats some of L’s chocolate cake and pays the price.

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    L sighed, pausing from where he was kneeling in front of Li- Kira's feet. It was all hitting him now- the reality of it all. This wasn't a game anymore. He was going to die, and he was going to die today. Kira had won.

    Set right after the scene where he is drying Light's feet and doing the slight digs, but... edited a bit. L realizes that he's not coming out of today alive, and makes a decision.

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    A single choice can set your whole life off-course forever. For fifteen year old Sayu Yagami, that choice was picking up the notebook she found outside her English class one day. Too afraid to let the Shinigami that owns the Death Note kill her, she decides to use her newfound power to do some good, in hopes of keeping Ryuk entertained and herself alive. But Sayu soon finds she can't handle her new position alone, and decides to confide in the person she trusts the most: her older brother, Light. Unfortunately, she may have put her faith in the wrong person.

    [AU where Sayu found the Death Note. Twenty chapters planned. Very Sayu-centric, obviously, but our favorite mass murderer and detective will still play a big part. Third person POV.]

    NOTE: This fic has been abandoned, but I am leaving an outline of where I was planning to go with this.

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    The task force might think he’s a lot to deal with, but they only have to handle L during the workday. Light is stuck with this asshole 24/7, and he would be happy to inform any curious onlookers that the bullshit L spouts at two in the afternoon has nothing on what he’ll say at two in the morning.

    Or what he’ll do at two in the morning. What they’ll both do.

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    Picking up a cellphone and returning the thing to its original owner should not lend in you in the middle of a murder investigation. Maybe the road to hell truly really is paved with good intentions.

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    Light is convicted of being Kira and sentenced to death. After his death, the shinigami king brings Light to the Shinigami Realm with a mission - to find the real Kira. Armed with the Shinigami Eyes, Light is sent back in time to the rise of Kira determined to clear his name and capture Kira before it becomes to late.

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    Maybe it’s stockholm syndrome, maybe it's Maybelline, it's probably that they're both just fucking nuts.

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    By early-mid September, they were kissing just because.

    Light had turned to L during another session of sitting on the roof and talking, because they also did that with increasingly concerning frequency. L had said something, he couldn’t remember what, but Light’s response was permanently seared into L’s brain matter.

    His gaze had flicked to L’s lips, then to his eyes, and he’d asked with urgency: “Can I kiss you? Would you mind?”

    Well, L didn’t mind if a pretty boy kissed him at all. Who in their right mind would? (Someone with a sense of professionalism, perhaps. But those idiots didn’t get to kiss Light, and L was known for his intelligence.)

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    Misa introduces a stranger to Light during a night out.

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    “You might’ve gathered that I don’t believe in soulmates,” Ryuzaki said matter-of-factly, stroking skin with his thumb again, dark eyes burning holes into Light’s. “I don’t know how much you’re picking up right now. The supernatural, a higher power, it’s all bullshit created to make us humans feel better about our worthless little lives. Self-aggrandizing, sentimental, gods of the gaps. Clearly you don’t feel the same.”

    Yes, Light got that impression in the bar. What the fuck was happening now?

    “But you know,” Ryuzaki continued, “I think you might have been made for me anyway. Weren’t you?” And he crushed their lips together - breathtaking, head-spinning, although that may have just been the booze - once more.

    Hot electricity shot from Light’s belly up through his diaphragm. Good god, this man was the embodiment of mixed signals.

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    L has two preferred methods in a fight: kicking and biting.

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    She considered herself lucky (well, as lucky as you can be when a God-like serial killer with a raging ego problem is out for your blood). She had the one and only thing that could truly protect her from Kira's vindictive wrath:

    No name.

    [Honestly this summary is just horrendous forgive me]

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    Kira likes L, but L likes Light.

    Kira was the last puzzle piece that completed the picture-perfect Light, so why did L dislike him?

    Well, it wasn't time for him to focus on those thoughts, since the roots within his lungs blocked all the words he wanted to say before his fated death

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    What if Light was forced into being Kira, what then?

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    Gone Girl AU. L has moved his lovely, vile, entirely batshit husband out of their beautiful Brooklyn brownstone into a Missouri suburb, then left him to his own devices. He is under the impression that this is going to end well.

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    “Listen” L whispers against his neck and Light has to fight a shiver.
    A fake moan echoes around them and L shakes his head slightly, hair tickling Light’s neck.
    “That’s not how people sound when they’re turned on, Light” he whispers, voice deep against Light’s skin, deeper in Light’s brain where the sound lingers, weaving a path of melted braincells.
    L is a man on a mission, a man with a purpose. He’s fucking unbearable.

     

    Light is a brilliant director who doesn't make mistakes, but he can't seem to shake this annoying editor's insistence that there's something wrong with the sex scene of his latest film.
    A “death note characters in the film industry AU” that is mostly just an excuse for smut

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    "is it still me that makes you sweat, am i who you think about in bed"

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