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Oh my fucking God, another TF2 porn request fanfic?! by orphan_account
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
25 Dec 2023
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I've been in the mood to write lately, but I've been too confused on what I should write! So, I decided to just make this fic since a lot of you guys seem to have good ideas. Like the title says, your request can be as porn filled as possible, maybe a bit of horror because I love writing horror.
I pop in here and there mysteriously
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Many years ago, Tavish ended up leaving the Crypt Grammar School for Orphans as an apprentice of the wizard Merasmus. After decades learning the craft, Tavish, now Tavish the Magician, has to contend with Merasmus’s many debts, the American Central Intelligence Agency, and a bizarre stranger showing up half-dead on his castle doorstep.
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Feels like something Valve would actually publish
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When Sniper accidentally triggers a spell that swaps his teammates’ identities around, it’s up to him and an unlikely partner-in-crime to figure just out how the hell he’s going to get them back.
[25 billion year-old draft that I’m only pulling out now because tf2 swaps are trending on twitter and FOMO is kicking my ass bad. Currently undergoing many many rewrites, please don’t be mean to me I will cry so hard :(]
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The slow glide of a kitchen knife against the underbelly of a salmon, as it intricately removes the extra fatty flesh, has always been one of your favorite sights. Filleted over a nice, even grill and dressed in a touch of salt, pepper, and freshly squeezed Lisbon lemons. For some it would be considered too simple. Incredibly arbitrary for a being who's studied their whole life beside a set of blades and a bowl of unkneaded dough.
But it's the simplicity of cooking that you enjoy. The freedom to crave, make, and thrive. No lists, no stress. Just you and the kitchen around you. It’s why you quit your cushiony upscale job in a fancy restaurant, hightailing it down south with nothing but your rickety old truck and your handy set of skills.
It's here that you get yourself acquainted with a few scruffy mercs, who may just be a little too eager to spice up their own lives as well.
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- Part 1 of early morning coffee and fries
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One shots about the TF2 crew as space mercenaries.
An AU that I came up with myself. And this is my 100th fic. :)
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- Part 1 of Space Mercs AU
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I have too many tabs open. I'll keep reading later
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Engineer gets turned into a marketable plushie, shenanigans ensue.
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This fic seem fun
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Inherited minds - TF2/MLP crossover by Ady_Flygonna_Art
Fandoms: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Team Fortress 2
07 Jan 2022
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RED Sniper is a unicorn and a well trained professional who once gave himself a promise to never kill anypony out of the battletime. Unfortunatelly one day he slips and accidentally almost kills an opponent Scout. In desparate attempt to keep his promise he saves the young pegasus, but has no idea what consequences his actions will have for both teams.
The story doesn't just end with that, the Wargames they are all part of hide much deeper and darker secrets than anypony could've imagined. All it took was one act of rebellion, to befriend an enemy and thus start an avalanche of events that are all parts of something bigger...-
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The Misadventures of Mercenaries Banned From Both Afterlifes by CatchMeonaBlueMoon
Fandom: Emesis Blue (Movie 2023), Emesis Blue (TF2 SFM), Team Fortress 2
15 Oct 2025
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Total Drama: Merashow by NootNoot64
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon), Team Fortress 2, Klonoa (Games), OneShot (Video Game), Rayman (Video Games), Freedom Planet (Video Games), Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Animated Movies), Angry Birds - All Media Types, No More Heroes (Video Games), The Boys (TV 2019), The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), Star Wars - All Media Types, Rockman Zero | Mega Man Zero, Dangan Ronpa Series, The Venture Bros, Inspector Gadget (Cartoon 1983), Left 4 Dead (Video Games), Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, School Bus Graveyard (Webcomic), Azumanga Daioh, Donkey Kong (Video Games)
10 Nov 2025
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After watching Total Drama one day, Merasmus decides to host a reality TV show of his own, gathering 20 people from over the multiverse and making them compete in various challenges devised by him in an haunted campground and other places, who will walk home with 1.000,00 dollars?
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Waiting for the actual book, but I like where it's going do far
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TF2 Tumblr Requests, Prompts and gifts - Will be Dubious check the tags by Propernicethat
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
15 Jun 2016
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This will be where all the smutty requests from my Tumblr inbox go. Sometimes the request will get it's own individual story if it's something I feel I want to expand and write more about, but most of the shit that goes here will be porn without plot, fucked up little sex scenes and kinks I've been requested to explore or write.
Check the tags before proceeding and they'll be added as I do each prompt, will be a shit ton of non-con and other dubious fucked up shit, so you've been warned.
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A series of short moments in Heavy's progression from saying "kiss me" to his gun to saying it to his doctor.
(Or: five times Heavy asked Medic to kiss him (kind of) (sort of) and one time he himself was asked.)
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AIPHHPIQCHEALJFLJGELFJ
THIS JS INCREDIBLE
DAMNN THIS WAS SO GOOOOOD
especially ch4 that admission made me giggle and kick my feet
ALSO I DIDN'T KNOW THEIR HALLOWEEN OUTFITS WERE MATCHINGGG OMGGG ITS SO PERFECT AAAAKLMDGLKA
thank you for this fic its lovely
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Here are all my TF2 related stories!
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These aren't going to be done in any particular order, I'll just post a chapter whenever it gets finished, and add tags as they become relevant.
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I’m crying if you see this creator thank/fuck you /pos
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The Borrower of the Keep | Demoknight x Fem!Borrower!Reader by Lulubelle0318
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2, The Borrowers Series - Mary Norton
12 Jun 2025
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Long ago, in the Highlands, two twin brothers known as Tavish and Angus were fighting for the title of Laird of Degroot Keep. Nobles from all over Europe would travel to Scotland and swear allegiance to either one of the brothers...
Y/n is a borrower who moved into the Keep awhile ago and lives within the walls. She is unaware of the conflict and is more concerned for her survival...
(I will be editing to clean up dialogue grammar)
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Bittersweet War by Aspen_Zoldyck
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2, Portal (Video Game), Half-Life (Video Games)
02 May 2023
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The mercenaries of the RED Tuefort team are tasked with a developmental program in which they assess and train two young assistants to be their predecessors later on to work for the Gravel Wars.
They would not expect the horrors to unfold once they pick up two 8th graders who have a death wish and a longing for a family.
Scout and Pyro weren’t that bad, so how bad could they be right? Wrong.
Meet the tweens, Ozzie and Crow.
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self indulgent writing read if you dare
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unironically my comfort fic? please update i need to watch demoman suffer ily
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First time requesting a story and they did wonderfully! Can't wait to see what else they will make!
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After Merasmus steals his wallet and a botched attempt at trying to punish the Wizard, Engineer is left in a rather unfortunate state, with no one being able to recognize him. Engie must find a way to communicate who he is and how to get back to normal, before he gets sent to the chopping block.
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In which Medic gets stuck in hell and the guys go to (try and) save him with Pauling and Merasmus in tow
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Dell Conagher has finally opened his own flower shop, something he has always been passionate about. As he starts building up his dream, unusual visitor steps inside the store and steals Dell's heart. How does their relationship develop, as they slowly become friends and maybe even more?
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The Flower Shop AU is created by the amazing angerydj ! You can find their blog here : http://angerydj.tumblr.com
Ask blog for the AU : https://askflowershopengieandcoachsolly.tumblr.com/-
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