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A/B/O where Dan is a beta and everyone thinks Michael is an alpha but he's technically a very weird omega. Dan really shouldn't even be surprised at these things anymore.
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A Dream of You and Me by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom, Cracked.com
01 Aug 2023
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It started out innocently enough. And it made sense, really. Michael was the person he saw the most, was the reason for the bulk of Dan’s anxieties, was half of his job at Cracked. So it made sense that he’d feature in Dan’s dreams.
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Everybody Loves Fic Tropes, Right? by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
31 Jul 2023
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I love fic tropes, you love fic tropes, so let's do some fic tropes, alright?
Each chapter is an independent story, and some are not explicit, which will be noted in that chapter's beginning notes.
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“Dan told you what happened, right? We snuck into Broked's office to teach ‘em a lesson in respect, and I threw a molotov cocktail into some girl’s birthday party. But they caught us and Dan got taken to their boss’s office - Brian something - and he looked exactly like Dan. I'm talking the spitting image, right down to the vest and glasses. I think he was a clone, and you know what has to happen when you meet your clone.”
Brushing past the absurdity of this very idea, Mandy asked curiously, “What happens?”
Michael seemed surprised she didn’t know. “You fight them or fuck them, of course! That’s basic physics.”
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- 2/2
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Sarge and Mandy tackle Michael's latest screw-up - summoning the ghosts of a haunted "Facebook."
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What do an immortal Vietnam veteran and a gun-toting IT specialist have in common? One manipulative god, his idiot demigod son, a boring corporate office, and their shared love of explosives.
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- 3,128
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- 1/?
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Sarge and Mandy hook up in the breakroom and have a Merry Christmas.
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The Long Proposal by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
08 Mar 2019
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Michael didn’t think about things before he jumped into them, it was kind of his trademark. Whatever came into his brain he ran with, ergo why Dan had been hired to look after him in the first place.
So it shouldn’t have surprised him, really, when Michael asked him to marry him after only a month together on the east coast.
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Actually, Love by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Cracked: After Hours, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
26 Nov 2018
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They like to think he’s the dumb one of the group. And maybe sometimes he was, about certain things, so sue him. But he was light years ahead of them in the ways that mattered.
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- Part 11 of Beyond the Diner
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"You Should Name One Bowling Alley, After the Last Place We Made Love" by nevercomestheday
Fandoms: Cracked: After Hours
18 Apr 2018
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"Last implies multiple iterations"
That time Michael and Katie had sex at the bowling alley.
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Salt and Chocolate by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Cracked: After Hours, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
01 Jan 2018
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It had been a pretty fun Halloween, all things considered. Daniel hadn’t planned on doing anything, but Michael had decided to spontaneously show up at his door with a handful of DVDs and a bag of candy so he rolled with it.
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- Part 10 of Beyond the Diner
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Humans are weird, Dan is sleepy, and Michael is having a bit of a crisis.
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Christmas Tree Oh Christmas Tree by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
24 Dec 2017
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Michael's never had his own Christmas tree before, so Dan's making sure his first one is perfect.
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Other People by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Cracked: After Hours, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
18 Nov 2017
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Of course they all saw other people. That was half the point, that this thing they did was just some casual fun, some fucking between friends, it wasn’t exclusive and it wasn’t permanent.
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- Part 7 of Beyond the Diner
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Always Invited by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Cracked: After Hours, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
25 Sep 2017
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He was considering asking them what they wanted for breakfast when the familiar sound of Katie moaning hit his ears. Another sound, this time Michael, and a flush crept over Daniel’s face. He knew that sound, that was the sound Michael made when he had his face buried between Katie’s thighs.
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- Part 2 of Beyond the Diner
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Dan supunha que aquele não havia sido o sexo mais estranho que ele já tivera em sua vida
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- Português brasileiro
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- 344
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- 1/1
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- 3
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Three reasons why this is not a manga by siangjiang
Fandoms: Cracked: After Hours, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
09 Sep 2017
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Michael learned a new move and tries it on Cody.
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- English
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- 411
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- 1/1
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- 10
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Weekend at Swaims by YourFavoriteIdiot
Fandoms: Cracked: After Hours, Escort Mission - Cracked.com
08 Sep 2017
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Dan has to spend the weekend on Michaels couch, a secret is revealed to the gang
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Life of Soren by siangjiang
Fandoms: Cracked: After Hours, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
05 Aug 2017
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A long list of snippets telling the life of Soren from childhood to now, and Daniel, Katie and Michael through his eyes.
Everything is based on things we've been told about the characters, either in the show itself, or by the creators in interviews, Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr or leaked scripts. I've tried to keep everything canon based on those things.
I might update this as the series continues and we learn more about the characters.
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Four Signs Your Coworkers Are Like, Definitely Hooking Up by nevercomestheday
Fandoms: Cracked: After Hours
29 Jun 2017
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Soren and Daniel are late, Michael has a theory, and for once, Katie actually considers Michael could be right about something.