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Dave starts coughing up flowers and everyone stays cool and collected while addressing the problem
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Karkat and Dave come across Nepeta's shipping room on the meteor. Karkat obviously gets upset. They try to talk about it. (Featuring Karkat and Kanaya friendship. Karkat is not having a good time the first few months on the meteor.)
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You've never really gotten along with Karkat. It's just one of those irrefutable facts of life. In fact, you're pretty sure the dude is just allergic to friendship in general based on how grumpy he always is. Even after all these months, the two of you can never talk without getting into some one sided argument about the most mundane shit known to mankind, both human and troll. It sucks, cause you honestly cause you could use a bro every now and again to break up the sheer amount of secondhand estrogen and other girly shit you're stuck with every day, but uh, it seems like you'll just have to wait a few years for that to happen.
(Or, the first conversation that blooms into Dave and Karkat's friendship, among many other things)
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- Part 2 of growing pains (a davekat series)
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Dave meets a younger, alternate Dave in a dream bubble. A verbal conflict breaks out. Karkat comforts him after the incident. (Takes place not too long before the meteor lands)
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Vriska tries to sleep with her moirail. Meteors full of ghosts and traumatic memories aren't great for sleeping in, and Terezi and Vriska are sleep deprived. At this point, Vriska will try anything if it means she and her moirail can sleep together.
Like, actually sleeping. They wouldn't do anything.... They're just moirails.
(now with smut)
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I drink too much coffee and think of you often by landofchaosandbloom for chthonicArcher
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 Jan 2025
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“You wanna hear something dumb?”
“I never do, but you just keep on making me hear dumb things anyway.”
Dave and Karkat spend a whole lotta time talking shit and drinking terrible coffee on the meteor.
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Karkat has, for sweeps, kept two secrets close to his chest.
The first is his blood, candy-red and sure to mark him for death.
The second is that he hatched as female.
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Stealth trans guy Karkat is a headcanon that's been haunting me for months, and I also think SGRUB-slash-early-meteor Karezi is really cute, so inevitably something like this had to happen) -
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Kanaya loves Rose. Rose loves Kanaya. But Rose also loves oblivion—and there's nothing Kanaya can do about it.
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Feferi's pretty sure she's supposed to be dead.
But even so, she's planning to make the most of it.
(John accidentallly retcons Feferi into being alive on the meteor AU)
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Getting up and using your remaining hand to almost clutch at the space where your missing arm would’ve been, you place your hand at the side of your forehead not caked in cruor.
This mild setback is nothing—and you are no fool as to who’s done this nor are you a coward to be humbled over what she has done. Far too many perigees have you spent watching webbed corpses being consumed and snapped, bare necks being devoured for even gore from yourself to make you yield.
Most importantly, minds are still yours to control. It will be with no qualms to control one brain to wake up another to guide one's body.
YOUR NAME IS VRISKA SERKET, and you must make her pay.
(Or, a look into Vriska's relationships with the other trolls, specifically Terezi and Aradia and Tavros, during the FLARPing incident and later when they're hiding on the meteor up until her death in the pre-retcon timeline. Lots of canon-typical drama and violence.)
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- Part 59 of Reddit Moment
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On her twenty-third birthday, June and Vriska Serket... well...
They watch a movie.
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- Part 1 of homo8reath- I mean Spider8reath
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the kind of girl who gets her slings and arrows from the dumpster by Ditzy_delusions
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Aug 2024
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it's all gone, might as well let your, would've been, future brother-in-law, deem you a villain. maybe you are.
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Jade ends up on the meteor right in the middle of Karkat going through some shit.
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The beta kids and some trolls attempt to celebrate Jewish holidays. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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Homestuck Epilogues: Special Stardust by ambrosianLullaby, AspenDrake, Astralic, bralsra, Callmesalticidae, Madam_Melon_Meow, orangestorapples, quixxotique (crownlessliestheking), Rose_Icosahedron, sarcasticcelery, shadow_wasserson, Sylvris, terminalLoquacity, ToBurnAllTheEmpires
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Jul 2024
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An exquisite corpse fic by the homestuck fanauthor coalition! check out the collection for an explanation of this whole thing!
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Your name is Dave Strider. You’ve been stuck on this meteor for so long, you can’t even remember when you first lost track of time. Oh, and your best bro’s sat perfectly between your legs, eyes transfixed on the credits playing in front of you. The two of you are still sitting in silence curled up next to each other after finishing another abysmal movie. You’re also holding hands, but that’s pretty normal for the two of you at this point. If another pair of guys did this, they’d definitely look like two gay dudes winding up for a particularly homo sleepover, but eh, who cares? Not you, that’s for sure. Karkat on the other hand, seems to be bothered by something. You figure it has to do with the utter garbage caught on film that he subjected you guys to tonight, but he’s got a weird look in his eyes.
CG: DAVE.
TG: uh
TG: karkat?
CG: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING RIGHT NOW?————————————————————
(AKA: Dave and Karkat get into their first real fight, which leads to journey of self discovery.)
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- Part 1 of growing pains (a davekat series)
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Arvel the Swift Saves the World by Jaisleep
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
19 May 2024
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He was not chosen by the Gods, he is just who remains. The Last Dragonborn is dead and no one is left to stop Alduin and his consumption of the world. Landfall is here. The dreamer is finally becoming awake. It is up to Arvel the Swift, the down on his luck thief of Bleak Falls Barrow, to somehow find a way to save the world. He and his friends must defeat Alduin without destiny on their side. Normal people must do the work of demigods and the divines. The task is supposed to be impossible, but the truth isn't always easy to see.
This story includes original characters and existing cannon characters from Skyrim, Oblivion, and Morrowind. It is a complete retcon of the story to defeat Alduin. Skyrim is fundamentally changed without the presence of the prophesied hero.
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Rose reaches ultimate self on the meteor and something about the timeline feels... Off
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The Wayward Vagabond is now the Worldhopping Vestige, the last soldier of a war that no longer exists. On a meteor traveling from a dead universe into an unknown one, nobody goes hungry. Some other, less important things happen as well, like the re-founding of Can Town and making friends with alien hero-gods, but that's the big one: none of them go hungry.
About: How a villein and then a vagabond becomes a vestige and then a voyager. Aliens, crops, alien crops, and unwinnable games. And six meals eaten on a meteor.
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- Part 1 of Fallow Year & Adversaria
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my name is dave, i'm 13 years old (my brother says he hates me & satan is his master) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 May 2024
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Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you really wish your Bro would stop haunting your fucking dreams. But hey, at least you have John.