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Princess Arthur of Camelot has long chaffed at her father's expectations of feminine submissiveness. So when Gaius lets slip the location of a mighty dragon, Arthur seizes her chance to prove her skills, find glory, and win her father's approval. Yet the inhabitant of the glittering cavern surprises her with an odd request. Will Arthur be able to complete her quest and return to Camelot victorious?
(It's dragon sex, y'all)
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Merlin has always been destined to serve Arthur, his King and Alpha.
Arthur has always known that one day Merlin would belong to him, to do and use as he so pleases.
Day One: Masturbation & Orgasm Control
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- Part 1 of Kinktober 2025
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‘You’re hurt.’ There was an oddness to Arthur’s voice as he spoke, so Merlin opened his eyes.
‘It’s not that bad- hey! -Arthur-’
Merlin squawked as Arthur begun pulling up his shirt to see the injury. Merlin sucked in a breath as the cold winter air blew on his skin but ignored it when Arthur bent slightly and ran a gloved hand along the outskirts of the cut.
‘You’re lucky you don’t need stitches because I might hold the record for the worst nursemaid in all of Albion.’
Merlin knew Arthur was trying to lighten the mood after their close call, so he huffed out a laugh despite wanting to do nothing but sag into the prince and fall promptly asleep.
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Stuck in an arranged marriage contract, struck before either were old enough to have a say, can Merlin and Arthur find any happiness in their inevitable partnership? With one being a sorcerer prince, and the other raised to despise sorcerers it seems doubtful.
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C'était censé être une simple chasse au sanglier, comment est-ce que ça a pu dérapé comme ça ?
Arthur s'interroge, pendant que Merlin déguste.
One-shot post S1 - Merthur pré-slash / bromance
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"Besoin d’aide, sire ?" "Non merci, je me débrouille très bien tout seul, Merlin…"
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Comment Arthur se retrouva soulevé magiquement par Merlin pour aller chercher quelque chose hors de portée, et comment la magie de Merlin se révéla aussi joueuse et insolente que son propriétaire.
Merthur - post S1
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Instead of Arthur kissing Gwen in ep 10, season 2, Merlin kisses Arthur.
Alternatively: Arthur's enchantment can only be broken by true love's kiss. Merlin gets desperate when all else fails.
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Merlin has been trapped by modern day witch-hunters and his magic is supressed. He manages to escape, but gets shot in the process. Luckily a hot doctor, Arthur, is there to take care of him.
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One night of imprisonment should suffice to keep Merlin out of Uther's sights, perhaps a morning in the stocks to teach him a lesson on how to mind his manners and his mouth.
That pretty, defiant mouth.
Deep down, way down where Arthur kept his most secretive desires, he hoped Merlin would not don that muzzle.
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- Part 1 of A Sheath for His Sword
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When Merlin's mate, Will, was teasing him about being single, Merlin cracked and simply invented a boyfriend to make Will shut up. Unfortunately, his mum overheard and was so happy for him, that he couldn't bring himself to tell her that it wasn’t true. Things got a little out of hand when Merlin continued to embellish the lie until he had a fully-formed pretend serious boyfriend that his mum wanted him to bring to the family Christmas party...
It was only when his friend, Gwen, pointed out that the boyfriend Merlin had made up sounded a bit like Arthur - who was part of their group of friends but not Merlin's favourite person in the world - that the idea of asking the prat to pretend to be his boyfriend at the party formed. Perhaps not the best idea ever - Merlin just hoped to be able to make it through the party without anyone guessing the truth.
✨ EPILOGUE NOW ADDED! ✨
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Sometimes when it's cold and the blankets aren't doing enough to keep you warm, the best thing to do is huddle up close to someone else and share a little body heat - and who better to huddle up to than the person you are secretly in love with and want an excuse to cuddle?
Five times Arthur and Merlin huddle together for warmth and one time they huddle together despite the warmth.
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- Part 2 of Merlin Fluffalooza 2021
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Literally no plot whatsoever. Just Merlin fetching Arthur's breakfast, then Arthur eating said breakfast, and both of them bantering and griping at each other - but all with a cute little cat there too!!
Arthur opened the door and the little cat sauntered in. It looked up at Arthur, meowed at Merlin then twitched its nose, jumping lightly up onto the bed. Before either of them could stop it, it had its head in Arthur’s plate, gnawing at the leftover chicken. Arthur crossed his arms and glared at Merlin.
“What is that?”
“It’s a cat, your Highness.”
“I know that, idiot.” Arthur lightly smacked Merlin around the back of the head. “What’s it doing in my room?”
“You let it in.” Arthur’s glare was enough to tell Merlin that his literal answer was not the one Arthur had been hoping for. “Uh…” He edged further away from Arthur. “It followed me up here…”
Arthur sighed. “That’s where the other half of my breakfast went?”Series
- Part 1 of Merlin Fluffalooza 2021
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Being a king, Arthur has much less time with Merlin than he would like. He just has to find a way of being with Merlin and attending his council meetings at the same time.
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- Part 3 of Kinkalot 2021 😉
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Everyone knows it’s a manservant’s duty to look after his master’s manhood. Everyone except Merlin that is. Which makes for a very awkward and embarrassing series of attempts, and an angry, sexually frustrated prince... Well, you know what they say, practice makes perfect!
“I can’t do it! I can’t work for that arrogant prat! He is impossible! You won’t believe what he just asked me to do!” He shook his head fiercely, his cheeks heating up again.
“What did he ask?” Gaius asked.
Merlin made an embarrassed squeaky groan. He could feel his face burning. “He asked me to…” He stopped pacing and took a deep breath. “Rub his sword!”
Gaius lifted one eyebrow, it arched perfectly over his right eye. “Yes, you have to look after his weapons-”
“No, Gaius, not that sword, not the one he fights with…” Merlin put his hands in his hair, tugging it in frustration. “His… morning… glory…” He gestured at his own crotch.
“Oh!” Gaius waved a hand in understanding. “Yes. Of course he did.”
“What do you mean, of course he did?” Merlin’s voice sounded a little shrill now.
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5 times Merlin confronts people as Dragoon in front of Arthur, and one time he tries to confront Arthur himself.
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Like Falling (When There’s Someone Waiting to Catch You) by queerofthedagger for eat_sleep_manatee
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
12 Apr 2021
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The first time Arthur notices that Merlin disappears at the most inconvenient of times is after he miraculously survives the bite of the Questing Beast. He might've forgotten all about it if it didn't keep happening; if it didn't leave him with a worrying obsession over what his servant is up to—only out of concern, of course. It's when they're searching for Morgana that Arthur finally gets a chance to follow, though he might end up finding much more than he bargained for.
He's not sure he's complaining, though.
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- Part 14 of Merlin Stories
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Sealing the Gaps by Half_Troll
Fandoms: Trollhunters - Daniel Kraus & Guillermo del Toro
19 Jan 2021
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What would happen if Merlin decided to give Angor Rot a final chance at life instead of bringing Draal back?
Angor Rot finds himself alive for the 3rd time in a row. Annoyed and wanting nothing more than to stay dead, he contemplates stepping out into the sunlight. However, a force stops him. What could it be?Series
- Part 2 of Merlin Plays Match Maker
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Merlin's greatest secret has been exposed to the man he loves more than life. So, he runs.
Arthur's best friend, his everything, is a sorcerer. He stews, stews, and then follows the boy he'd trade an entire kingdom to protect.
Because they're in each other's veins and not even magic can change what they are and who they belong to.
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A Camelot Love Story (With Annotations By A Royal Prat) by Whoareyou0000
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
29 Dec 2020
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They’ve battled dragons, outsmarted witches, foiled curses, and overcome fate to join together as husband and husband. Now, Merlin’s and Arthur’s latest quest involves babysitting and Merlin is all too happy to tell the romantic tale of the once and future king and his faithful servant. That is, if Arthur doesn’t ruin it with his own inflated version...
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Once a year, Merlin sends all his agents out together and sets about catching them one by one.
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- Part 1 of Let the Games Begin