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they weren’t dating. definitely not bonded. just two idiots who kept ending up in bed together.
jimin and jeongguk had an arrangement: to share ruts and heats, keep things simple, don’t fall in love. it worked for a while. until one night jimin begs for jeongguk's knot like he needs it to breathe… and [unexpectedly] ends up pregnant.
they decide to live together. for the pup, obviously. maybe a little for themselves too.
but nothing really changes. jimin still sleeps in jeongguk’s bed, wears his hoodies, melts when he’s touched. jeongguk still scents jimin’s pillow, gets possessive when others look at his belly for too long, and acts like jimin already belongs to him.
they’re not together. they still see other people.
and then jeongguk comes home smelling like an omega (spoiler alert: it's not jimin).
turns out pretending not to care only works until it really, really doesn’t.
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While Merlin and Gwaine attempt to win a bet against Arthur by trying monogamy for a week, Elyan looks to someone new to take the edge off. Elyan finds Lancelot’s unending nobility rather off-putting, but he’s pretty sure he can corrupt him.
The fact that Lancelot is secretly a chaotic dumpster-fire of a human being with a penchant for well-intentioned treason is a source of dramatic irony that’s fun for all--erm, most--ages.
Featuring casual sex, some fun-poking at monogamy, and two storage closets used for two (different) illicit purposes.
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At First Sight by MikeWritesThings
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Jan 2018
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The world had lost its collective mind--random people stared at him, flirted with him, and reached out to touch his hair. And not even just random people--it suddenly seemed that everyone he encountered that day was acting weird and different, almost like they were now weirdly in love with him.
All except one person.
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Let Me Know if It Gets Above a Six by Sundial_at_Night
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Feb 2021
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“Mr. Loki?” asked the Spider cautiously. “Aren’t you—like—a bad guy?” he asked, voice full of only curiosity, as far as Loki could tell.
His first thought was, yes.
His second thought was no.
His third thought was, sometimes?
“It varies from moment to moment,” Loki answered honestly, prying his eyes open after they threatened to fall close.
“But on a scale of one to ten, where are you at right now?”
“Maybe a three?”
The Spider-child nodded. “Cool,” he replied. “Let me know if it gets above a six.
Or: Five times Peter Parker was there for Loki when it 'got above a six', and one time he wasn’t.
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- Part 1 of LMK6-verse
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- 65,188
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- 6/6
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Don't Touch Me by Sohotthateveryonedied
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
15 Feb 2020
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“Are you guys okay? What’s going on?”
Jason grunts. “It was a trap. We—goddamn it.” Some muffled cursing. “Red, you’re okay, calm down.” Too many scenarios run through Bruce’s head. He’s never heard Tim scream like this before. “I don’t know what’s wrong with him,” Jason says. “Some kind of pollen—he breathed it in and now I don’t know what to do. Get the fuck over here!”
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Little White Secrets by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
07 Jun 2015
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AU where the Mirkwood elves are basically a myth. People know that there is something living in the forest (the barrels coming down the river) and that there is supposedly a magnificent fortress deep in the forest, full of gold and gems. But no one has seen them, save for the occasional lost traveler. Those who dare venture into the forest speak of strange, eerie wails and screams, said to be the souls of the corrupted who died in the cursed wood. The other elven realms speak of them in hushed whispers, as tales said to frighten small elflings. They say that in ancient times, near the start of elven memory, their first king, Oropher, awoke a great evil in the forest of Mirkwood, and to placate it he bound himself and his people to live in the wood for eternity, watched over by the dark. What will happen when a Mirkwood elf arrives in Rivendell? And what is the secret of the Mirkwood elves?
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Chapter 8
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Emptiness is a closet full of your old clothes by Ghxst_Bird
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
17 Nov 2024
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Megumi remembers groaning when he realized Gojo made Itadori move in right next to him, the excited exclamation about the view loud enough to make it through their shared wall. Megumi remembers mourning the blissful silence, dreading the ruckus.
Now the quiet makes his skin crawl.
He wants it back. He wants it back so badly it hurts. The stupid jokes, Itadori’s insistence on petting his divine dogs, the obnoxious knocking against their wall every single night without fail just to tell Megumi good night, the smiles, the laughter-
Live a long life.
Megumi breathes out through his nose, long and steady until the lack of air burns his lungs and overlays the emptiness in his chest.
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“So I met my new roommate last night,” and then blows out a breath, because what the fuck. Well, if anyone can help him process the whole thing, it’s probably Johnny.
“Oh yeah?”
“Yeah. It’s this guy named Donghyuck,” Mark says, pulling his hood over his head. “He burst in at like 11pm singing Pony by Ginuwine.”
Johnny’s eyebrows shoot up. “Was he wearing sweats?”
“No,” but Mark was. And Mark is not gay, but also, maybe his dick twitched in said sweats.
Mark Lee, frat bro extraordinaire, has to move out of the frat house for a while. He doesn't expect his new roommate to be everything he's ever wanted (and more). A story about Mark Lee's sexual awakening, polka dot panties, love, friendships and edibles.
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What the shit, Parker?! by mossmp3
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Jan 2025
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“Hi, Mr Stark. Did you need me for something?”
“What the shit, Parker!” he said.
“Yeah,” Harry said teasingly, “What the shit, Parker?”
“Fuck you, Osborn.” Peter snarked, praying the blush on his cheeks wasn’t as obvious as it felt.
“Later babe, later.” Harry said, no ounce of regret.
Tony spluttered and Peter whacked him across the chest, hissing “HARRY!”
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Peter just wanted to get through the day. Instead he's announced as the heir to Stark Industries, and his boss/dad/mentor person finds out about his long term secret boyfriend.
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Harry quiere salir con alguien. Draco quiere salir con Harry. Zacharias está harto.
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Two is company, three is a party by pidge_it_up
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 Aug 2021
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They don’t remember exactly when it started for them individually. They don’t remember when they started viewing their friend as more than that, but they do remember when they acknowledged to each other that both Todoroki Shoto and Bakugou Katsuki had a crush on the same person. That person being no one less than the most stupidly selfless person they knew: Midoriya - Deku - Izuku.
(Edit 1 - OMG THIS GOT SO MUCH LOVE FROM YOU ALL thank you so much)
(Edit 2 - I can't believe I got to 500 kudos and over 4000 hits, I'm so happy!)-
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When one child goes unpunished after getting the other in constant trouble, resentment is bound to bloom among siblings.
Max knows exactly how to get her awful stepbrother Billy in trouble. Pranks lead to an all-out war between them, until Max winds up getting him in more trouble than anticipated and learns just how brutish his father, Neil, can be...
Neil's actions help her realize Billy might be the way he is for a reason.
With a change of heart, Max wants to be the friend Billy so desperately needs. But it might be too late to fix things between them. On a mission to see another side of him, she searches for a way past his armor to be his strongest ally... instead of his worst nightmare.
Can Max fix things—or is it too late?
Contains disciplinary spankings and child abuse.Readers often comment this is the emotional, realistic, well-written, true-to-canon, relationship-focused Billy and Max redemption fic they've been looking for.
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Time Stops by roktavor
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
21 Dec 2018
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There's something very wrong with Buccellati.
Abbacchio notices.
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- Part 7 of BruAbba Week 2018
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Completed - 😭🖤🖤🖤😭 - not pdf'd yet
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And I want you to know that my feelings are true I really love you (Ooh) Oh, you're my best friend by niamsagram
Fandoms: The Rookie (TV 2018)
13 Nov 2025
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Chenford + Tim finds letters Lucy wrote during the breakup
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- Part 347 of Makin memories with you
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"Umino blood" has developed into something much bigger than the original story. This series collects all side stories that I'm writing for it.
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attractive forces by deadwriter16 for satonoon
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Feb 2022
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“Ah, Kacchan!” Izuku visibly brightens as Kacchan pushes her chair closer to the desk, resting her elbows on the table with a perpetually bored look, “good morning!”
“Don’t good morning me,” Kacchan rolls her eyes, “you don’t wanna do this stupid fucking project any more than I do. Don’t act all fake happy and shit.”
“It’s not about the project,” Izuku grumbles, “I like spending time with you.”
Kacchan turns to look at her, eyebrow raised in distaste, “gross.”
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or, katsuki and izuku are childhood friends who drifted apart. a school project is the catalyst to them becoming friends again - and finally acting on their crushes.
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- Part 8 of bnha birthday fics
- Part 30 of bakudeku <3 <3
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Acting your age by Peachpuppycat
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
27 Nov 2020
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So, maybe Link is irresponsible. Maybe he’s reckless.
But this is so not his fault!
Wild tries to navigate the world in a smaller and weaker version of his body. If that isn’t bad enough, several people claiming to be the heroes of the past show up, and won’t believe that he’s actually over one hundred!
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Wild is turned into an eight year old before meeting the team, and no one actually believes that he’s a one hundred and seventeen year old. Shenanigans occur.
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Every living being under the sun has a fixation on vampires, with a focused obsession on getting bitten by one. Except Kim Sunoo, who is repulsed by the constant craze going around his campus. So, how was he expected to feel when he ends up being the one to come into contact with one of the elusive beings?
Nishimura Niki, a young vampire who previously had no desire to bite, begins to notice a growing desire inside of him the moment he smells Sunoo’s blood. Niki aims to get closer, while Sunoo only wants to keep a distance. But the more time the two spend together, the more Sunoo begins to understand why everyone else is so hot for vampires.ALTERNATIVELY: Sunoo and Niki are stuck as roommates and try to learn how to understand each other's human-vampire differences.
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- Part 1 of Fixation
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Seven years after the war, a new Minister of Magic has declared a witch hunt on anyone with ties to Death Eaters. Draco Malfoy, newly healed from his prisoner sentence in Azkaban, recruits a dark service to obliviate and rewrite his and Hermione Granger's memories to protect them both. But the service is more sinister than he could have imagined, and Hermione races to save Draco before his life unravels. A story of memory loss and recovery, healing, and how far you're willing to go for the ones you love, even when it feels like betrayal.
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