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Three Men and a Little Alma by Temptress_of_Dalliances
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
17 Jan 2025
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When Stede Bonnet unexpectedly finds out he is the father of a baby girl, his carefully constructed world is thrown into chaos. As he adjusts to the challenges and joys of fatherhood, he finds solace and strength in his friendships with Edward Teach and Israel Hands, two men as unconventional as the family they begin to form. The support of their rather rag tag friend group, their crew, he starts to realize that family can be found and created. Not just what you are born into. Set against the backdrop of legal battles, heartfelt discoveries, and the trials of blending their lives together, this story explores the meaning of love, loyalty, and the unbreakable bonds of a found family.
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- Part 1 of My Three Dads
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[PODFIC] I Just Want To Make (Love To) Cheese by chokedbyanangel (little_seahorse)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Midsomer Murders - All Media Types
31 Dec 2024
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But, Stede firmly reminded himself, perhaps today would be the day! The day a connoisseur of fine cheese stepped into the shop, took one look at the display counter and said, “that one. That is the cheese I have been looking for all my life.”
Stede is a wedge of cheese. Jim Caxton fucks him about it.
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Stede Bonnet likes to fix up old or damaged stuffed toys on the side of his tailor's business. When his best friend Ed brings in a very special patient, Stede knows he has to do an amazing job to make Ed's Hannukah special.
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Ed takes a deep breath and then spits the words out as fast as he can, not looking Stede in the eye. “You seemed like you might be kinda interested in puppy play stuff, but I didn't know how to get you to talk about it so I bought you all this shit in case you wanted to try it but it's fine if you don't, I can return it. Well, I probably can't, because, sex stuff, but like, fuck, I don't know, I'll chuck it away. Fuckin’ burn it or something. Whatever. Pretend this never happened.”
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Or: Stede shows some interest in puppy play, and Ed is very enthusiastic about helping him explore it.
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I Just Want To Make (Love To) Cheese by Dracothelizard
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Midsomer Murders - All Media Types
21 Dec 2024
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But, Stede firmly reminded himself, perhaps today would be the day! The day a connoisseur of fine cheese stepped into the shop, took one look at the display counter and said, “that one. That is the cheese I have been looking for all my life.”
Stede is a wedge of cheese. Jim Caxton fucks him about it.
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The ship stops for supplies in Barbados, which has Stede wanting to introduce Isabella to Mary and the kids. Unfortunately, the ship is recognized which forces Stede, Isa, and Lucius to stay where they are until things cool down. Even worse, seeing the beautiful family Stede left behind has more than just a small effect on Isa, who is struggling to handle all the heavy emotions taking up space in her mind.
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- Part 25 of The Songbird Chronicles
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After months of dating during the final tour season for Ed's punk rock band, Ed and Stede assume that finally moving in together will be a walk in the park. But they quickly learn that their house is a fixer-upper, living halfway between Ed's mama and Stede's kids means the location is just inconvenient for everyone, it's hard to leave Ed's legacy as punk legend Blackbeard behind as cleanly as he'd hoped, and they've both maybe got some lingering issues still to address. And, on top of everything, they've got a wedding to plan…
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- Part 2 of Dear Ed, One More Time
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A game of truth or dare reveals more truths than expected for Pirate Captain Stede Bonnet.
Fluffvember Day 20: Truth or Dare || "You don't even know, do you?"Series
- Part 3 of Fluffvember 2024
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“Well, it means that if we want to go to this party together, we’ll have to show up as Sir and Mrs Godfrey Thornrose.”
Ed stares at him, dark eyes wide. “One of us is gonna have to be the wife?” His voice trembles, and Stede is sure he knows why.
“I’ll be Mrs Thornrose,” he declares, standing up straighter and hoping he doesn’t sound nervous. Wife. He’ll be Ed’s wife. Pretend to be Ed’s wife. For the party. It’ll be fine.
Ed and Stede get ready to go to the part as Mr and Mrs Thornrose, but after getting ready, they get rather distracted by each other and lose track of time.
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Stede's clothes journey throughout the years, and his relationship with them (and those around him).
Written for the Auxiliary Wardrobe zine, which raised over $1400 for Care for Gaza.
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“Now hold on one sec,” the man said, his voice sounding close. Stede tightened his grip, his heart pounding in his ears. “Who said you’re not cool enough?”
“Um…” Stede began, but as he let go of the door handle and slowly turned around, he found the man standing a step away from him, close enough to see the crinkled crow’s feet in the corners of his eyes. “The odd person here and there. No one important.”
“But important enough to make you believe you’re not cool?”
Stede Bonnet loses his house and all his clothes in a fire. But when he visits his local op shop for some affordable new fashion, Stede meets a beautiful man who helps him find his new look and so much more.
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This is a love story.
Ed's a genius young artist living in Italy, looking for his way forward in how he translates his world-view into art. One night, he stumbles on to the blonde victim of an accident and his life changes.
Stede’s living the dream, driving through Rome on his personalized teal Vespa. When he crashes and a beautiful man helps him, the life he left temporarily behind starts to drift further away.
They find each other (and themselves) through art and passion, ignoring every looming threat to their early love. -
Your head will collapse, if there’s nothing in it by AllTheseRedRoses
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Oct 2024
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Stede knew he was fortunate. Fortunate to have a body that worked. Well, for the most part.
Once in a while, he would get hit by migraines. Dreadful things they are.There’s a petulant little voice in his head, telling him he deserves it.
Being fortunate must come at the expense of something.
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- Part 5 of Modern AU
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It all started on Grindr. They had been in this relationship for over two years now, and though they'd gone from casual hookups to the occasional meet-ups with somehow merged friend groups, they were just friends with benefits. They were only friends—that’s why Stede started crying after their last orgasm.
OFMD Kinktober Day 31 Aftercare/Praise Kink/ “I’ve got you, let go”
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- Part 32 of OFMD E-rated 下一篇是中文Hit Next for English
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一切起源于Grindr。他们已经保持这种关系两年多了，虽然从一开始的炮友到现在时不时跟彼此的好友一起出去小聚，他们也仅仅是有些某种利益往来的朋友罢了。他们只是朋友——这也是为什么Stede会在性爱结束的时候哭出来。
OFMD Kinktober Day 31 事后照顾/夸赞癖好/ “我抓住你了，没事的。”Series
- Part 31 of OFMD E-rated 下一篇是中文Hit Next for English
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“How long have you been in here for?”
“Oh, I don’t know!” Stede exclaims. She folds open the black, silk blouse in her hand, wrinkles her nose at it, and adds it to her ever growing collection. “Not that long. Ten minutes or so.”
“Try thirty.”
Stede’s eyes widen.“Thirty?” she repeats, reeling. “Gosh, the time sure does fly, doesn’t it? Oh no, we’re going to be so late.”
“Babe,” Ed sighs. She steps into the closet and closes the door behind her, taking time to step over the odd shirt or dress thrown onto the floor. She clears a space out right in front of Stede and plops down in front of her. “What’s wrong?”
“Wrong? Why would anything be wrong?”
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Stede likes hickeys.
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- Part 5 of Juniper19's 2024 Kinktober Selections
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Stede在交友网站注册了账号，随后开始和一个叫Jeff的超级有趣的男人聊天。
糟糕的是，Jeff其实是顶级杀猪盘骗子Ed Teach。
更糟糕的是，Ed开始逐渐喜欢Stede…… -
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Stede left Ed to save him from his father. Can Stede get Ed back and figure out how to take down his enemies in the process?
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Ed was abandoned on a rainy rooftop. He has to start all over again, on his own. Will he figure out how to heal his broken heart, and maybe make room in it for Stede once more?
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THE DIRECT SEQUEL TO DRESSING FOR REVENGE. Title of the fic is from Midnight Rain by Taylor Swift.
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- Part 2 of Midnights at the Revenge
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Podfic of Rinse and Repeat by YellowMustard
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Stede draws his attention back to the head massage, alternating pressure from the kind of bruising that’s enough to knead a migraine away, to gentle, delicate strokes through his hair. He grows almost meditative with it, forcing his eyes away from Ed’s face and simply enjoying the feeling of body heat and cool, damp-silk hair against his palms. Truthfully, he could do this for hours, rather than the usual three-to-five minutes that’s usually afforded to customers when they…
When…
It’s been longer than three-to-five minutes.
A quick glance at the clock reveals it’s been far, far longer than three-to-five minutes.
Stede doesn’t mind, obviously. And Ed doesn’t seem to be about to question it. But the snide little Lucius-like voice in the back of his mind points out that almost twenty fucking minutes is maybe a bit of an overkill.
Stede yanks his hands away from Ed’s hair like it’s covered in bleach.
“Okey-doke!” Stede manages, voice shrill and a little strangled.
From across the salon, the real Lucius snorts.
(OR: Stede's a hair stylist. Ed shows up for an appointment. And shows up. And shows up. And shows up...)