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    Just when no one expected it, Aredhel's prayers are answered, and her son will be able to be reincarnated. But things aren't as simple as they seem, and Maeglin isn't the only one the Valar don't know how to cure, so the elves will have to care for those who didn't get a chance in life.

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    Cuando ya nadie lo esperaba, las suplicas de Aredhel son respondidas y su hijo podrá reencarnar. Pero las cosas no son tan simples como parecen y Maeglin no es el único que los Valar no saben como curar, por lo que los elfos tendrán que cuidar de aquellos que no tuvieron oportunidad en su vida.

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    Everyone in the Silmarillion dies, except for Galadriel, and Sauron (sort of), and maybe Maglor, but nobody knows.

    Here I present to you my guide to the characters, storylines, and other tidbits you probably forgot about because the Silm is so packed with information that it's hard to remember who's who.

    This isn't just any guide, though. It's an opinionated guide.

    Go on; read it and weep.

    With laughter, I hope, and not in frustration at my terrible jokes and dry sense of humor.

    Cheers!

    (Originally posted on Wattpad)

    Updates sporadically

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    Re-embodied in Fourth Age Valinor, Tyelpë finds himself acting as caretaker and guardian to the broken remnant of his murderer.

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    5/?
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    The first thing Fëanor noticed upon opening his eyes was the light. There was light, but not the kind the halls of Mandos had. This was natural, something he had missed oh, so much. But it was more than the Sun - Anar - the Valar made, after the Trees had gone out. It felt different.

    Fëanor lives. He dies. Then he awakens again. With a slight problem. He is not where he is supposed to be. Or when he is supposed to be.

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    Fëanáro is behaving very well, suspiciously well in fact… well, that’s until the new three High Kings of the Noldor present themselves before the Valar to formalise their decision to share the crown.

     

    Or, as an alternate title…. The Valar Receive The Scolding Of Their Lives And Are Permanently Traumatised.

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    Eönwë does not understand what the Oath of Fëanor means for those who have taken it. Elros is going to make him, or die trying.

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    As the North of Middle Earth allies together to join the fight against Sauron’s forces, Illyria Strange - The Oialëa - struggles to fight her way through unseen boundaries that neither sorcerer nor has ever achieved.

    Meanwhile, tension among the elves of Lindon has now been evident since the Ñoldor left for the east. And now Elrond Peredhel must wade through the political and dangerous turmoil which stirs ever at a high. It doesn’t help when a certain half-dark elf slowly makes him doubt his thoughts on the Eldar, the Valar and reality itself.

    With their children in the centre of the war, they must trust one another despite the distance. The threads of Fate are slowly weaving once more…though with more unexpected players coming into the fold.

    - The Sequel to the Rules of The Multiverse -
    - Set during The Lord of the Rings -
    - Part 4 in Progress -

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    10/?
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    After the First Age of Arda comes to an close, the tale of Middle-Earth is, largely, done with Maglor, so much so that his ending is left unwritten. Certainly, Maglor intends to be done with the world. Whether he gets that wish is significantly more difficult to answer.

    Five takes on the mysterious fate of Maglor. Some tragic, some bittersweet.

     

    (Content Warning are posted at the beginning of each chapter)

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    His sorrow and grief would stay there, locked in the embrace of the willow on the edge of the lake, where the tree would weep for him.

    - Or, an introspective of Caranthir and the House of Feanor using the concept of Family Trees and making that a bit more literal.

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    After Maglor throws his Silmaril into the waves, he contemplates following it to the bottom of the ocean. His last brother is dead, the Silmarils are gone, and with Morgoth defeated he has no purpose anymore.

    Since he was a child, Alcarinion has been his second father, his teacher, his mentor, and his attendant. Although he is no fighter and has never participated in a single battle, he followed Fëanorians into exile out of sheer love and loyalty. They have made it this far; he isn't about to let Maglor die now.

    (A short fic that serves as a prologue for a longer one in progress.)

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    Sometimes silence is mightier than words.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    58
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    12
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    After long exile and lonely wandering, Maglor is given a second chance to fulfill the Oath of the House of Fëanor. But though the Silmarils are brought once more within reach, the Doom of the Noldor remains in effect, and Maglor’s road turns darker and more perilous than he could ever have feared. Events are set in motion that cannot be undone and the fate of all of Arda is cast into jeopardy.

    This tale takes place in the Third Age roughly during the events of The Hobbit, but is slotted into the gaps between stories.

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    After Finarfin finds out Maglor and Maedhros have acquired children, he arranges for them to be forcibly brought back to Alqualondë, fearing they will die in Middle-Earth. Maglor and Maedhros must live under Finarfin's custody, and soon Maglor finds out the uncle he has pined for shares his forbidden feelings... and certain forbidden desires.

    Kinks are listed in the chapter title so it's easier to find the kink/s you want to see and avoid the kink/s you don't. However, not every single chapter has smut [most do], there is some vague resemblance of a plot.

    Story is complete as of December 16, 2022.
    While this fic can be read as a standalone, there is a sequel: Keep You Like An Oath

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    40/40
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    Melkor came to Arda to hurt it. Tulkas came to Arda to hurt Melkor. What the fighter of the Valar didn't know, is that his enemy would turn more dangerous once defeated.

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    There was Eru, the One, who in Arda is called Ilúvatar; and it took the form of fear itself, vast and formless and primal, unknowable and yet containing an instinctual terror. It made first the Ainur, the Holy Ones, for in its mind they were holy, and they were the off-spring of its thoughts, and before the sightless seeing eye of Eru they came into their own, standing at its side before aught else was made, great forms of writhing dread.

    (Or, the Ainulindalë and Valaquenta, as an eldritch horror story.)

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    Míriel went by many titles when she was alive.

    But her favorite title was one that was given to her after she was dead, one that stove terror in the hearts of men across Middle Earth, Terrorized kings in their jeweled cities. The shadow in the east, Weapon of horror, Lord of Nazguls.

    The Witch-King of Angmar.

    She was one of the nine, the chief of them all, second hand to Sauron, and ever loved and hated her master. She was Captain of Minas Morgul and the vale, master of beasts. All would fear her and dread the shadow of the Witch-King.

    And no man would slay thee

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    When pushed too hard, little one, people break the world. We can offer them so little after they have surrendered to that fate: we can only remember. And in remembering, we respect them. We cherish them. We honor them, and we name them gods.

     

    [Tindomiel finds her path in her history. Three thousand years later, so does someone else.]

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    After the destruction of the old universe, Vanimórë, sitting outside ‘Time’ in the ‘Monument’, believes himself a failure for creating new universes that are too much like the old. His mind is a desert, the hurt of Eru’s revelation driving him into isolation.

    Eventually, he decides to look into one of these universes, where the Valar’s hand lies heavy on the Elves and in particular a youth growing toward maturity and numbed by the heavy control of the Valar, who did not bring the Quendi to Aman to aid them or because they loved them — but because they wanted to control them.

    A story of Fëanor, and Fingolfin, the secrets woven into Valinor, the cold calculation and lies of the Valar, the forbidden passion that nevertheless grew between the half-brothers, and their determination to break the chains that were wrapped about them — with a little help from an unknown ally.

    They were Fireflower and Starfire, their lives linked over countless universes, drawn together by a bond that neither death nor Power could break.

    For readers of my ‘verse, this takes place chronologically takes place after Magnificat of the Damned Book IV

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    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
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    206
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    28
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    6,221

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