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Some of the bribes he accepted. Some he did not. It really depended on the HR Violation scale that had been long since pushed to it's limit by this ridiculous ensemble of a team he called his own.
"Ten minutes."
He raised a single eyebrow up at him. "Of?…"
"Holding you." Sonar said bluntly, shifting from one foot to the next as his ear flicked.
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AKA, fellas is it gay to test if you are indeed Robertsexual by having the man sit on your lap
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02 Dec 2025
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Robert hadn’t except for anyone to actually bid on a date with him during a SDN hosted bachelor auction. He had only agreed to it because the money was for charity. Yet someone did decided he was worth the money and now he had a blind date. What could possibly go wrong?
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02 Dec 2025
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“So what, they want me to rehabilitate them with the power of pussy?”
Blonde Blazer winced. “No physical contact is expected on your end, but since you’ll be working closely with them, it would be… greatly appreciated if you also used the advantages of your secondary gender to push them in the right direction.”
Essentially, rehabilitate a group of villains with the power of pussy, though SDN would never say it explicitly. Still, if it meant getting the suit repaired…
“When do I start?”
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02 Dec 2025
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Today is Take Your Kid to Work Day and it is being celebrated by various employees of SDN... including Golem and their rather large baby kaiju.
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02 Dec 2025
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Robert is in the middle of a very long, very irritating, shift when he discovers that Waterboy can self lubricate.
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01 Dec 2025