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    ”He remembers Patrick’s crooked smile when David would play along with his jokes, tease him back. He remembers the electricity simmering in the store, and the butterflies in his stomach, and the way they were both trying so hard, tiptoeing around this thing they wanted so badly, but also didn’t want to break. Even though they eventually did break, it still makes him feel warm and soft to think of, and he thinks maybe these memories will just slowly become a part of him, coalesce into a solid, unnegotiable reminder that there are good people out there. People who will treat him with kindness and make him laugh and cry when they break up with him because it hurts them too.”

    Or, David and Patrick break up, learn to be business partners, date other people, learn to be friends, grow up, and get back together.

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    29 Dec 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 95

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    Patrick wondered if this was an elaborate prank, and Ashton Kutcher was about to pop out from behind the sale rack. “So, you want me to date your son briefly in exchange for money.”

    Mrs. Rose smiled, reminding him of a shark. “Do we have an agreement?”

    Or: the Failure to Launch AU everyone (okay, I) wanted.

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    13 Dec 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 71

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    Just before his last Olympics of his swimming career, David learns that he'll be on a relay team with the man he's hated for almost a decade: Patrick.

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    11 Nov 2019

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    "I could show you the ropes," David says. "I mean, not literal ropes, unless you wanted literal ropes, I do have some very nice—anyway. I could—we could do that. If you wanted."

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    09 Nov 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    NOW COMPLETE.

    David Rose was dressed in a black coat with a white shirt. Monochrome. At least that part was correct. The coat itself, however, was a waistcoat, and the white shirt was a Windsor cut. Those were ... incorrect. David had always been a trendsetter when fortune allowed, actively defining fashion rules for himself and the rest of the world, but now David's style had been reduced to a daily "uniform", the fashion rules of which were set by the hotel where he worked.

    OR David is a butler in a hotel, dreaming of opening up his own hotel someday and falling for a guest at the hotel. Maid in Manhattan (J-Lo) style. Identities are mixed up, and cuteness and comedy ensues.

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    03 Nov 2019