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    Summary

    When a harmless outing becomes a stealth mission that causes secrets to be held on both sides.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,407
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    995
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    Summary

    Mr. Wpnz bites off more than he can chew when he invades the Showgrounds and gets his ass handed to him.

    This leads to an unexpected encounter, and two separate conversations.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,773
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,875
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    Mr. Wpnz intends to (reluctantly) ensure that Puzzles rests while he recovers, in order to not prolong getting back to their plan. In the process, the assassin finds out that Mr. Puzzles can be a threat if he actually chooses to be.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,270
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,370
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    Mr. Puzzles has come to a realization when it comes to his partner in crime, which may or may not involve romantic inclinations.

    Mr. Wpnz comes to a different conclusion altogether, thinking that the other man may open to some mutual, no strings attached fun.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,191
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,604
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    A mission gone wrong on the docks at the edge of city is a wake up call for Mr. Puzzles that he may want to take things a little more seriously.

    For Wpnz, it’s just another day in the life of an assassin who’s gone rouge, and the consequences that brings.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,505
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    893
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    An ambush and its aftermath leave Mr. Puzzles and Mr. Wpnz with lingering questions but evasiveness and half-truths abound, as neither of them will extend trust to another person that easily.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,202
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    764
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    Summary

    Mr. Puzzles and Mr. Wpnz come to an understanding with one another.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,387
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    891
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    Summary

    Mr. Puzzles has a new pen pal; his therapist believes this is a good step forward. If only the true meaning behind the correspondence was known.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,014
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    250
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    Summary

    A man with a tv for a head has crashed into the house you share with two roommates.

    This is only the beginning of your troubles, because what does this strange man mean he wants to turn the town into the next big thing in television?

    Wait. Why does he want you to help him?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,750
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    261
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    5,519
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    Summary

    Mr. Puzzles is touched-starved; let’s fix that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,143
    Chapters:
    2/11
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2,461
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    Summary

    A tattered, beaten-up Mr. Puzzles plush comes into your possession; it makes you wonder when you’ll get to see the real one again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,762
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    867
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    Summary

    People don’t change overnight; it takes time and effort from said person, and sometimes another willing to take the chance to offer help.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,727
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    493
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    Summary

    Everything comes crashing down; there’s no going back.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,669
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    682
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    Summary

    Against your better judgment, yet in desperate need of work, you answer a sketchy job offer.

    You end up locked inside of a cell instead, already occupied by a quiet, unnerving figure in the darkness whose gaze is unwavering. Your new cellmate happens to be a skeleton monster, but from the waist down, he’s all snake.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,277
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    245
    Bookmarks:
    70
    Hits:
    3,016
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    Summary

    5 times you unintentionally avoid being proposed to by a glamoured fae prince, and 1 time you accidentally propose to said fae prince without his glamour.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,516
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    1,718
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    You love to spend time in your favorite coffee shop while you work. But your routine days were soon interrupted by the appearance of a short skeleton monster. As the days go by, you couldn’t help but be amazed yet very concerned over the way this skeleton consistently ordered the most outrageous, over the top caffeinated beverages imaginable.

    How did the ridiculous amount of caffeine consumption not stop this monster’s soul? And why did he, and another, taller skeleton, begin to make themselves at home in the coffee shop in order to sneak furtive and then very obvious looks at you?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    107,563
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    490
    Kudos:
    1,520
    Bookmarks:
    377
    Hits:
    39,388
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    You never know when you’re going to wake up in a new universe, so you make the best of every day, for however long you remain in each world, be it a single day, a week, months or even years.

    It was nice that the constant in each world was the company of a skeleton monster always named Papyrus.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,657
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    379
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    Ebott Rehabilitation Center has taken over a recently renovated college campus to run a program for humans and monsters alike who want to better understand one another, and free up any misconceptions about the other’s species.

    For you, it's the last chance you will receive after too many complaints from monsters, before you are barred from living in the city you've spent your entire life in. For Killer, it's the only option he has left that doesn’t end with him locked away and left to slowly dust after being captured during his previous mission.

    As a part of the experience, a monster and a human have to share a living space in a renovated dorm building. You end up getting paired with Killer as a roommate. Neither of you are thrilled by this development, but the two of you will have to figure out how to make it work, to avoid being kicked out of the program.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,045
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    599
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    You thought training for (and later working in) this position would be easy enough, but didn’t anticipate that five occupants of this nature preserve would make that so tricky to navigate. Or that all five would get in one another’s faces because they’ve all somehow decided that you’re theirs.

    Unfortunately, you had to bid goodbye to overtime pay with just how often you got lost in the acres of land after being whisked off by one of the recuperating residents.

    None of them had any right to be as charming as they were.

    [drabbles/one-shots]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,831
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    207
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    2,316
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    Summary

    There was a large creature curled around him, their skin nearly blending in with the darkened cavern around them both, bioluminescence lighting up along their head, facial fins, arms, torso, and…wait, were those tentacles?

    No, Papyrus wasn’t high, thank you very much. He didn’t smoke weed, and the cigarettes he did smoke were currently soaked and useless in his hoodie pocket.

    He was very much awake, and so was the creature that held him in their grasp, glowing golden eyes curious and watchful.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,927
    Chapters:
    9/30
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    933

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