Absolutely_Barbaric
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How Pneumonia Stopped a Stubborn Alchemist from Descending into Villainy by Absolutely_Barbaric, RimaPichi
Fandoms: Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure (Cartoon)
05 Feb 2021
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Thank you RimaPichi for this lovely commission!
After Rapunzel turns down his request for help, Varian returns to Old Corona only to find his father petrified in amber. Devastated, he vows to find a solution himself at the risk of his own health, having already taken ill from the raging blizzard outside. He overworks himself into collapse and is subsequently found by Rapunzel, Eugene and Cassandra, who decide to make things right by looking after him, even with tensions running high between them.
In other words: AU where Varian doesn't go 0-100 and become a villain, and the force of logic is (somewhat) observed because there's no way he ran around in a blizzard by himself and didn't come back at least a little sniffly.
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A commission for derberner, thank you for letting me write about your amazing characters yet again!
Alek is keeping a little more than a rib fracture hidden from Jean. Unfortunately for him, Jean is just as stubborn, and he's going to find out what it is.
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Seth and Danny have been taking care of Cas' daughter all night. When he finally comes home, she's not the only one they have to look after.
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Danny knows Seth too well not to notice his pain. Unfortunately, a "platonic" massage puts them both in more pain than they can bear.
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The Orchids, Regrettably in Bloom by Absolutely_Barbaric
Fandoms: Captive Prince - C. S. Pacat
03 Jul 2018
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Hell hath no fury like Damen's sneeze.
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the mayor taught me to double jump by ketasalmon
Fandoms: Harvest Moon: Grand Bazaar, Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar
16 Nov 2025
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On my third week in town, the mayor taught me to double jump in the middle of the bazaar. I paid ten thousand gold for this privilege, money that would have been better used on animals or to fill my field several times over, but I suppose my curiosity got the better of me.
Bookmarked by Absolutely_Barbaric
04 Dec 2025
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straight up best thing i've ever read lmao y'all gotta see this shit
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After his gaggle of thieving children return home from Espara, Chains notices something off about Sabetha and Locke. Something different and whatever it is, he really doesn’t like it.
my take on chains finding out about their realtionship
(all characters belong to our lord and savior scott lynch!!)Bookmarked by Absolutely_Barbaric
08 Mar 2023