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Magically Managed Meals & Homegoods by digthewriter, fanfairmod for meandminniemcg
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Oct 2025
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Draco Malfoy runs a magical grocery service and quietly takes over Harry Potter’s account after noticing his poor eating habits. Through customised deliveries and handwritten notes, they begin an unspoken exchange—until Harry figures it out.
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- English
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- 5,750
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 91
- Kudos:
- 347
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- 60
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- 2,246
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29 Nov 2025
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Warlock Farnunckle's Curious Collection of Erotic Artefacts by fanfairmod, IzRoan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Oct 2025
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Draco’s got a left arm full of curse scars, a contract job at Gringotts, and an assignment with Harry Potter. Harry’s got a years-long crush on Draco, a sterling Curse-Breaking record, and a very suggestive talking mirror. Together, they must sort through myriad unlikely objects, Charmed in very provocative ways. But can they sort through their feelings for one another as easily?
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- English
- Words:
- 17,399
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 29
- Kudos:
- 168
- Bookmarks:
- 30
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- 2,476
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29 Nov 2025
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[ART & FIC] need no dreams (just you) by fanfairmod, SquibNation10
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Oct 2025
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Dreams that leak into reality, they reveal things Draco should have confronted a long time ago.
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- English
- Words:
- 6,810
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 17
- Kudos:
- 75
- Bookmarks:
- 11
- Hits:
- 1,796
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29 Nov 2025
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The day Hinny accidentally fell in love with Drarry by fanfairmod, Lexi_Leckstar for Cailynwrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Oct 2025
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Just as Harry Potter thinks his days of embarrassing public attention are behind him, the mysterious author Almorycus O. Fulcadi - who does not shy away from shameless lies, wild rumours, and fictitious obsessions - breaks all sales records with The Tales of Harry Potter.
Harry survived Voldemort. What he can’t survive? His kids reading this ridiculous rubbish and strangers quoting it to him at the most inappropriate moments.
But what kind of magical private investigator would Harry be if he can't find out who this ominous author is and stop him?
Or:
Harry knows for sure that he has never been obsessed with Draco Malfoy. But after all, fiction has to come from somewhere…
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- English
- Words:
- 30,000
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 100
- Kudos:
- 103
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- 20
- Hits:
- 1,983
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29 Nov 2025
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Harry is very nearly at the top of his professional Rabble (Wizard Rubgy) career when his team hires a new magiphysiotherapist. Apparently he’s the best, but he’s also Draco Sodding Malfoy. And Malfoy is just as unbearably smug as ever, but he’s sort of … fit, too. At first Harry is determined to avoid him. Until he isn’t. And things get unprofessional.
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- English
- Words:
- 6,338
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 37
- Kudos:
- 169
- Bookmarks:
- 21
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- 2,140
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29 Nov 2025
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Malfoy could control Fiendfyre—tame it even, and he did it while wearing a singed leotard that left nothing to the imagination. And oh boy, did Harry imagine.
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- English
- Words:
- 30,545
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 41
- Kudos:
- 68
- Bookmarks:
- 19
- Hits:
- 1,220
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29 Nov 2025
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[Podfic] The Rules of Matchbreaking by PalenDrome (nerdherderette) by Cailynwrites, fanfairmod
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Oct 2025
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For Prompt #51 (H/D Career Fair 2017):
When Draco gets fired, he reluctantly agrees to break up a girl’s relationship for her disapproving mother. Through word of mouth, the one-time gig turns him into a professional Matchbreaker, however he winds up falling for one of his clients and must somehow balance his secret job and love life.[excerpt]:
“So who is it? The Curse-breaker and the Veela? The head of the Department of Magical Transportation?” Draco’s eyes lit up. “The Dragon-tamer?” Now that particular Weasley could be fun.“No. It’s Harry,” Hermione said, the name exploding out of her in a rush.
Draco blinked, stunned into silence.
“Harry,” he said, after he recovered his faculties. “You want me to break up Harry and the Weaselette?!"
Podfic of The Rules of Matchbreaking by PalenDrome (nerdherderette).
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- English
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- 20
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 18
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- 59
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- 16
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- 1,282
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29 Nov 2025
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Harry Potter is the host of a weekly history podcast called History This Week, and the Ministry in its infinite wisdom has sent Harry and his sound engineer Ginny Weasley a new co-host.
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- English
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- 1,952
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 33
- Kudos:
- 28
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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- 207
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29 Nov 2025
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The Cinderella Paradox by fanfairmod, notalonebutalmost (Pure_Ichor) for Aulophobia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Oct 2025
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In truth, we are chameleons; ever adapting to the environment of the day. However, it's precisely the eclectic nature of what we do which can contribute to lacking a recognisable identity. We have to carve our own, but are too often remembered for what we did rather than who we are.
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- English
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- 27,631
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 28
- Kudos:
- 103
- Bookmarks:
- 12
- Hits:
- 1,870
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29 Nov 2025
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Things have never been right by dothechachaslide, fanfairmod for qqquack
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Oct 2025
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Sirius’s ghost is talking to him. Harry finds it hard to get away.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,372
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 15
- Kudos:
- 50
- Bookmarks:
- 3
- Hits:
- 357
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29 Nov 2025
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Draco Malfoy and The Potter-Led Workplace Harassment by DropTheBeet, fanfairmod
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Oct 2025
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Draco was becoming hysterical. He was losing the plot.
“You test all your products, Potter?” He was flirting. Draco was half convinced he’d start laughing. Or sobbing. Hopefully he’d look down and find he’d forgotten his trousers, and was dreaming.
The smile stretching Potter’s lips was utterly filthy, and he was still in Draco’s space. “Matter of fact, I do.” Potter was flirting back. Oh lord. Draco was having an out of body experience. “Where do you think the product descriptions come from?””
Or: Draco works in the business tax office at the Ministry, and gets bothered with Potter’s brainless questions far more often than he wants. And inflicted with his presence. And confronted with his various wares. Which would be bad enough, but Potter owns a bloody sex toy shop. This has to be some kind of sexual harassment, surely?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,820
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 50
- Kudos:
- 146
- Bookmarks:
- 29
- Hits:
- 2,474
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29 Nov 2025
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[ART] Style Meets Disaster (A 45-Page Comic) by fanfairmod, Rennwolf
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Oct 2025
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When Harry keeps making the papers for all of the wrong reasons he's forced to meet with a Style Consultant before his new Broom debut.
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- English
- Words:
- 0
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 33
- Kudos:
- 182
- Bookmarks:
- 21
- Hits:
- 1,019
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29 Nov 2025
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The Way We Perceive Pipes by Aulophobia, fanfairmod
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Oct 2025
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Harry Potter collapsed at the end of the war. He was living in a rundown house with no running water, surrounded by rubbish. That was, until Hermione came and dragged him out by the ear and reminded him he was still alive. That there was life after Voldemort. And he couldn’t live in a house without a working toilet. If he wasn’t going to hire someone, he’d have to sort it out himself. So he stepped into the world of magical plumbing and remembered a school trip to a water treatment plant when he was nine. He fell in love with the intricacies of pipes and water systems. And really, how much could go wrong sticking your wand in places it really ought not to be?
Or a story in which Kreacher eats crisps, Harry blows up toilets, Hermione takes an unplanned trip, and a whole lot of things become Draco’s problem.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 65,369
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 23
- Kudos:
- 120
- Bookmarks:
- 37
- Hits:
- 2,224
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29 Nov 2025
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You're The Moon, I'm The Tide by fanfairmod, unsightlypearl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Oct 2025
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Harry’s Malfoy-free life after the war is going swimmingly.
Until Hagrid, for some unfathomable reason, seems to adopt Malfoy like a particularly prickly blast-ended skrewt. Luna’s joined the fan club, too.
Now Harry’s stuck at Hogwarts all summer helping with the repairs, while Malfoy’s stuck there on probation. It’s enough to make Harry furious.
So when he catches Malfoy sneaking off into the Forbidden Forest, obviously Harry follows. Because Malfoy’s definitely up to something.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,596
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 36
- Kudos:
- 192
- Bookmarks:
- 48
- Hits:
- 2,868
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29 Nov 2025
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The Hidden and the Seen by digthewriter, fanfairmod for meandminniemcg
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Oct 2025
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Harry is a non-magical painter in the wizarding world, drawn to the open freedom of nature after a childhood spent feeling trapped. When flying lessons break the quiet of his views, he is annoyed at first, but curiosity soon takes hold. He doesn’t know who his muse is, yet something quietly compelling about him keeps pulling Harry back.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,000
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 17
- Kudos:
- 70
- Bookmarks:
- 14
- Hits:
- 1,014
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29 Nov 2025
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Draco dresses in tunics, braids his hair, and dwells in a mythical greenhouse glass-dome with his glimmering fairies.
To Harry, he's just a vain bug keeper with infuriatingly long pale hair living in a dome-shaped mausoleum, and the cause of Harry's perpetual headache. But when an annoying temporary curse strikes, Harry finds himself in the unenviable position of having to live with and babysit Malfoy and his bugs for a whole bloody year.
Sure, Harry's eaten Malfoy food and crashed his couch more often than his own bed in the last decade. Sure, Harry will call Malfoy his friend if he's pressured enough.
But this?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,108
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 18
- Kudos:
- 104
- Bookmarks:
- 20
- Hits:
- 1,536
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29 Nov 2025
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Twinkle, twinkle, little star by fanfairmod, hollythorn (baiwin)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Oct 2025
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Scorpius Malfoy comes barging into Harry's life with an agenda: help my father or die trying.
A story in which Draco Malfoy (esteemed academician and recluse) reconnects with childhood rival, Harry Potter (currently jobless and also a bit of a recluse), all with the help of Scorpius Malfoy (perfect son, competent cook, and overall magical prodigy).
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,131
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 27
- Kudos:
- 141
- Bookmarks:
- 32
- Hits:
- 2,416
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29 Nov 2025
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Draco Malfoy makes a living gossiping about Harry Potter. Harry makes a hobby out of giving him new material. Soon, it’s hard to tell whether the Chosen One has finally gone off the rails or if the column has taken creative writing a bit too far.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 47,921
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 95
- Kudos:
- 213
- Bookmarks:
- 51
- Hits:
- 4,542
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29 Nov 2025
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Crash Into Me by fanfairmod, poppyhills for Rainjuly
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Oct 2025
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The plan was the same as all of Draco’s previous missions. Head to the location, search for clues, collect the target, then let the galleons roll in.
What the plan didn't involve?
Getting stranded on an isolated island inhabited by someone who’s been missing from England for the past ten years. His former nemesis — the Boy Who Lived To Be A Moody Recluse.
Who Also Happens To Be Distractingly, Incredibly Fit.
Who Also Still Hates Draco's Guts.
It’s too bad Potter has the personality of a Blast-Ended Skrewt on a bad day, or that they likely won't make it a week before killing each other, because being stuck with nothing but Potter for company is starting to make Draco think of far more pleasurable things they could do to pass the time.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,585
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 100
- Kudos:
- 569
- Bookmarks:
- 142
- Hits:
- 7,393
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29 Nov 2025
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Where your treasure is, there your heart will be also… by fanfairmod, skotini for phoenixacid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Nov 2025
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Draco thought he’d seen the last of Potter, but here he is again – popping up as a consultant while Draco’s just trying to do his job as the Head of Security at Gringotts.
Oh, and it’s bring-your-child-to-work day.
Fantastic.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,900
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 17
- Kudos:
- 208
- Bookmarks:
- 44
- Hits:
- 2,443
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29 Nov 2025