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Trust Exercises Worse Than Falling by floristkills for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP
10 Nov 2025
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Although the world was never anything close to a utopia for omegas, even before the dead started walking, afterwards things got downright dire. Generally smaller and more prone to stress, it's no surprise that they're the first ones to be cast aside and left for dead. And any packs that they do end up within tend to go even worse.
Techno's seen it himself enough times to know. It's firsthand knowledge.
Luckily for Techno, the majority of his childhood was spent in extremely high stress scenarios, malnourished and never feeling safe. Which means that all of his omega nonsense is so stunted that he practically isn't even one! He is set on keeping everyone under that impression, no matter what it takes.
Even if this new pack seems startlingly different from everything that he was used to before.
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I'll Wipe Away the Frost on Your Eyelashes by floristkills for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP
29 Oct 2025
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Not to brag, but Techno's a pretty great mechanic. And not just because his human hands have multiple dexterousness fingers. His skills have gotten him pretty far in the universe. Further than most humans can ever make it.
Almost literally, since humans can't survive faster than light travel.
With the near infinity of space, that little biological fact limits the mobility of their entire species. But, as humans tend to do, they have spent all their experience points on brains over functional bodies. Thus, a solution was created: cryopods.
Cryosleep makes it possible for Techno to travel through space, and his skills make it actually worthwhile for a ship's crew to even bother with him. It's going pretty well, all things considered. If only his body realized how critical it was not to get oh-so sleepy and achy after being frozen alive and thawed out. It really throws a wrench in his productivity.
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Techno is a human on a mixed species spaceship with Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy. All four crew members contend with the effects of popsicle-ification. Thawing procedure is most optimal with shared body heat, copious fur petting, and sugary offerings.
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A Pearl in the Hand Is Worth Two in the Sea by floristkills for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP
25 May 2025
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As a fisherman, Phil knows a thing or two about mermaids. Firstly, that they're not myths—despite what some in the landlocked regions might think. Secondly, that they avoid humans practically all the time. Not man-eating sirens, or anything of the sort. And finally, that they have strong family pods that they would never let a child stray far from.
That's why Phil knows that something isn't right when he finds a baby mermaid far too close to shore. But it just so happens that the little mermaid teaches him something new. Mermaids don't cry tears, but something far more valuable instead.
And it offers him a solution to all of his problems.
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Techno is a mermaid. Mermaids cry pearls. Phil desperately needs money. An obvious conclusion follows from this equation...
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Honey, Honey, Nearly Kills Me! by floristkills for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP
15 Feb 2025
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The papers are signed, the custody is filed, Techno is the lucky fledgling going home with not one, not two, but three sires! Unluckily, they are still Phil, Tommy, and Wilbur.
If the three of them can get their fledgling into the car without murdering each other first, maybe then they can worry about their lack of parenting experience. And the fact that three doses of venom and half a week in an alley have left Techno slightly less alert and conscious than one would hope.
Can love alone fix this clinically dysfunctional family?
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Or: 3 times the sires do not make up for abandoning their newborn fledgling in an alley for a week + 1 time they're actually nurturing.
Series
- Part 2 of Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again
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pride comes before the fall by AnnaRaeBanana for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Jan 2025
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When Sam held a sword to Ranboo's sword, he gave Techno a deal: Hand himself over to return to the prison and the kid does not die.
Techno, willing to do anything for his friends, agrees without a thought.
This is the start of days and days of misery.
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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SCENES CONTAIN TORTURE, VIOLENCE, AND OTHER THINGS.
READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
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- Part 15 of DSMP Oneshots/Mini Stories
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Techno moves into a new foster home and it seems to be going pretty well… as long as you ignore all the communication errors and misunderstandings.
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My Blood is Red and Unafraid of Living by floristkills for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP
06 Nov 2024
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It's a simple life, living with vampires as a source of fresh blood. For Techno, it's practically the family trade, or as close as being trained and then sent off to be a feeder can be. He can always be certain that the coven he's serving will take care of him. Most humans don't have that, so he's grateful.
Philza and his coven are more of the same in a long line of vampires needing a blood source for injuries or illnesses. Techno is happy to provide. And if he's almost close enough to touch the fondness and love within the coven... he's grateful.
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Techno has been a vampire feeder nearly his whole life. Phil reluctantly purchases his services for a short term stay. Things get better and worse, depending on the viewpoint.
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Minecraft Minestrone by thy_valhallen for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP, SBI || Sleepy Boys Inc.
01 Jun 2024
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Technoblade had possibly made a… slight miscalculation.
There are a lot of pitfalls to being a Nether hybrid in the Overworld— there are far more to be found when you live in the tundra. Techno was careful— meticulous, one could say.
And yet. Here… he’d possibly not used his best judgement.
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Technoblade gets sick while Philza is away and Ranboo has to step in as his caregiver
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techno was just on his way home after collecting more resources (he was NOT hoarding) when he got jumped by a couple of invisible people who weren't exactly happy with him. nothing he hasn't dealt with before of course, but when ranboo spots a strangely injured techno around, they definitely weren't going to ignore their mentor/friend.
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- Part 1 of oinkers for palestine
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Going to a Garden in a Hand Basket--or Something Like That. by TheArcanneVoid for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP
31 Dec 2023
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Nearing the back of the garden, something caught his eye. A speck of light shimmering off something buried in the ground. It looked to be right next to the carrots if the spouts were anything to go by and Techno perked immediately. He hopped closer and crouched down, already dusting the soil away. It wasn’t a coin, he discovered, but a carrot. A glimmering, Golden Carrot.
“Oh,” he murmured softly, placing his basket on the ground and gently pulling it up.
He thumbed over it, the dirt falling like snow to the ground.
Real.
He turned it over in his hands.
This was a real Golden Carrot.
Shit.
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Farewell, Be Mindful of Me by Gh01denGh0st for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
18 Dec 2023
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The ocean was both a beautiful place to find endless days of joy, and a place in which many have lost their lives to careless decisions. For Technoblade it was the dangerous parts of the sea that made it worth traversing. It didn’t matter to Techno that he didn’t have a huge boat, Antarctia was big enough for him and his small crew. The small brigantine had seen better years, the once beautiful deep red paint was now chipping. The dark oak boards that made up the floors had begun to stick up causing some of his crew members to trip. However, Antarctia was his, and Technoblade would not trade his ship or crew for the world.
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Or: Technoblade was the captain of the ship Antarctia, until a storm hit and he found himself pulled under the water -
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The radio fell silent on the day that Techno's parents died.
There's no one left to speak. The rotters don't talk. Sometimes, Techno doesn't think he can talk anymore either.
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Alone and injured, Technoblade is faced with the similarities of his infection and the illness that took out his parents and most of the planet. Even if he was one of the few that survived the disease before, there's no one around the help him this time.
Until there is.
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The Healing Properties of Soup by AnnaRaeBanana for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Origins SMP
02 Dec 2023
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Techno didn't like being sick. He hated staying in place for too long, forcing other people to look after him. He hated it, so whenever he was sick, he usually powered through it, continuing as normal. Can't burden anyone if you make yourself functional, can you?
Of course, he couldn't really deny anything when he was passing out, especially with a witness.
(Luckily for him, though, Phil was an excellent caregiver. He liked doing it, liked making sure his friends, his family, knew they were loved. He was going to make sure Techno knew he wasn't a burden to anyone by the time he was healthy. In the meantime, he can make a mean soup, which might actually be just what Techno needed after all.)
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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SCENES CONTAIN DESCRIPTIONS OF BEING SICK.
READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
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- Part 3 of Origins SMP Oneshots/Mini Stories
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Breathing Seawater by floristkills for Anarchy_and_Piglins, a_tired_echo
Fandoms: Dream SMP
19 Sep 2023
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Technoblade didn't know he was a Selkie until after he was taken from his rookery.
It wasn't until he transformed into a human against his will, scared and hurt and fighting for his life, that he very quickly realized. And by that point it was too late. His skin was already stolen, made off with as though it was worth more than his life. He supposes that to world above water, it is.
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Anyone who holds a Selkie's skin can make them do as they command. It's a grand power, something sought after by certain groups of people. Not kind people, unfortunately for Techno.
From Techno's experience, he can hardly expect to ever feel kindness again. He lost that chance long ago...
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Pink Hair = Rare Human by AnnaRaeBanana for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Jun 2023
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"His focus has been entirely taken up by the long, matted pink hair falling into the human’s eyes.
Ranboo stares at it, and his thought process goes like this:
Pink sheep are rare sheep. Their wool is naturally pink. Niki dyes her hair pink; the roots showing. This human’s hair is full-on pink. It’s naturally pink. Again, pink sheep are rare sheep. Wool. Hair. Rare.
Conclusion? This pink-haired human is a rare human.
And Ranboo collects rare things."
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Ender Dragon hybrid Ranboo accidentally gets captured and meets pink-haired Technoblade the human and, upon having a few realizations, decides that this human is now his and part of his hoard. This is how he gets the human back home to his cave.
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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SCENES CONTAIN HUMOR AND HURT/COMFORT.
READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
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- Part 13 of DSMP Oneshots/Mini Stories
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If This is a Sitcom—Kill the Director!! by floristkills for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP
21 Apr 2023
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For Techno, landing a role on a mainstream television show was a lucky break. Especially considering how many downright famous actors he's working with. As filming of season one wraps and Techno is left to stew on everything before the show starts airing, he can't quite help the doubt that creeps in.
At the end of the day, does Techno have a real future compared to his costars? He sure doesn't have a comparable present...
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- Part 7 of Combine&Create 2023
- Part 1 of Strange Relatives-Verse (Anarchy_and_Piglin's actor au)
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You Can Always Become Loved by MoldyMercury586 for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP
15 Feb 2023
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In a world where most humans fear Werewolves and want to be rid of them, werewolf hunting becomes a profession. Orphaned Technoblade ends up getting taken in by the local Hunting Group "Manburg", all the while reading in a journal about the truth of werewolves that is only for his eyes. While the Hunters have been trying to get their hands on it, Technoblade has been hiding it more and more, though it becomes harder when he meets this blonde kid in the middle of the village, and he just won't seem to leave Technoblade alone. Though, he seems to be growing fond of this never ending energetic child that has been attaching himself to his side.
When he trusts someone enough to share this information, he fears he might have shared it with the wrong person.Will he have shared it with the wrong person with brown eyes that had followed this blonde child one day, or will he be safe? He can only trust his gut to make the right decision, and if it isn't the right one, then he knows not to trust himself and others again.
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This fic is based on a fic thread on Twitter written by Anarchy_and_Piglins, I recommend checking them out, they're on here under that name, and on twitter: @a_piglins Again, love you!
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Is the safety of an entire city worth the suffering of one man?
Technoblade thinks so. But nothing would change, even if he didn't. In that way, believing in the righteousness of his existence is easier. At the very least, it gives his life worth, right?
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Word of a secret weapon held by the Hero Commission has spread around the underbelly of the city for years. But when the villain world finds out that the weapon isn't something, but instead someone, it's only a matter of time till one of them gets their hands on him. Sbi are the first villains to find Techno. They won't be the last, and the heroes aren't so keen letting their weapon go either.
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Just an Average Babysitting Gig by AnnaRaeBanana for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Dec 2022
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"There is a split second before the fist hits his face that makes all the trains running around Techno’s head pause in their tracks and converge on a single, pondering moment of reflection, the events leading up to this particular situation going by like a slideshow.
It’s a long story, though, and because he’s about to be kidnapped in the middle of babysitting his apprentice’s kid, he doesn’t really have time to get into a lot of the background."
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Techno and Michael get kidnapped, protective Ranboo and Tubbo have a heart attack and somewhere along the way there's an odd mix of hypothermia and hibernation.
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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SCENES CONTAIN HUMOR AND HURT/COMFORT.
READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
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- Part 10 of DSMP Oneshots/Mini Stories
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Blood on my hands (was the fault mine?) by FanOfChaos (Ginnn) for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP
29 Nov 2022
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It took only a second.
They were just talking and now Techno was laying there, not moving. Because he protected them.
Another arrow struck his shield.
And Ranboo saw red.
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Techno gets hurt and Ranboo looses his shit.