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    Stanley Pines wakes up on Monday morning, squinting his eyes in the sunlight streaming through the motel room blinds, and decides he's going to kill himself.

    It doesn’t stick.
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    Stan Pines didn't think his life could get much worse. Until it did. Now he has no home, no car, no money, and no thumbs.

    Luckily for him he stumbles upon his estranged twin Ford in the woods.

    Stan gets turned into a cat, and Ford adopts him.

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    Mabel looked Stan in the eye and, after a slightly hurtful amount of booing, started to tell her own story. “I’m going to tell a not terrible story called…Trooth Ache!”

    Stan let out a tired sigh, already guessing what his grandniece would talk about. She and Dipper had been on his case ever since yesterday when they decided to use magical dentures to trick him into telling the truth about every dirty deed they asked about. He would be proud if they just stopped asking So. Many. Questions. About. His. Brother.

    Unfortunately, when his brother stepped out of the portal he was...strange. Cagey. Weird. If Ford was an animal, Stan might even say feral.

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    28 Jan 2025

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    “You ain’t real,” Stan muttered. He didn’t speak loudly, knowing Ford was just in the next room. “I killed you.”
    “You did, did you?” the voice asked, and then it laughed again. Stan clenched his teeth. “You did, and I must say that was a impressive switcheroo you made!” It giggled again. “I’d commend you if I wasn’t so ANGRY.”

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    Sailing the seas in search of adventure, beaches, babes and international treasures is all well and good in theory. But the Stan'O'War II has an uninvited guest tagging along inside Stan Pines' mind.

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    19 Jan 2025

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    When Stan goes to meet his brother, it's not Ford waiting for him, but a monster wearing his face.

    Or, what if Bill was in the middle of possessing Ford when Stan showed up?

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    13 Jan 2025