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    Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.

    Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.

    One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.

    Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…

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    29 Oct 2025

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    Professors Anthony Crowley and Aziraphale Fell do not like each other.

    They despise one another.

    In fact, most would more than likely describe them as being mortal enemies if nothing else.

    Rivals in their field of Philosophy at a prestigious university, they clash in nearly every sense of the word, doing their absolute best to either 1) go out of their way to metaphorically rip the each other to shreds, or 2) aggressively and/or spitefully avoid the other.

    So what happens when one of them is rather unexpectedly chosen as Head of Department over the other?

    Tensions— inevitably and ineffably— reach a breaking point.

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    07 Oct 2025

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    21 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 80

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    Anthony Crowley has been struggling in the romance department. His past is a long string of one-night stands and relationships that fizzle out quickly. But it's okay, because he also has his best friends and his preschool-age 'nephew', who are all (and the best) family he ever thought he needed.

    Aziraphale Fell has a careful history of first dates who don't call back because, as a preschool teacher, his vocabulary is full of words like 'potty' and 'drat'. But it's okay, because he loves his job teaching preschool, and sometimes the vocabulary just lingers even when you're on the pull.

    Crowley's best friends have a plan. Well, an idea. Because who doesn't love playing matchmaker?

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    19 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 38

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    "Hey, you're doing a lot for me tonight. And I, um. I could do something for you…"

    Down-on-his-luck Crowley finds refuge in Aziraphale's spare room, who he's been serving coffee for months. When he can't afford a proper Soho rent, he offers to serve himself in exchange for lodging. Aziraphale takes him up on it. On his own terms. Crowley doesn't know if he's foolish or brilliant for accepting, but it might be the most exciting turn of his life.

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    18 May 2025