Beta1087
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
“Hey there, handsome.”
The voice is female and the words mark the beginning of an interaction Zoro wishes he weren't about to have. “Sorry, lady, you're barking up the wrong tree.”
Or
When Zoro starts getting hit on by every woman in a ten foot radius, he doesn't handle it very well. When Sanji gets assigned to make sure he doesn't cause an incident, he doesn't handle that very well either.
Bookmarked by Beta1087
23 Aug 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Zoro hadn't planned on exchanging blow jobs with a drag queen when he had come out to the bar at Nami's behest, and yet he can't pretend he’s not enjoying it. It might be one of his better decisions actually.
Or
Zoro hooks up with a drag queen and the guy he hates on the soccer team starts acting weird. These two things are probably unrelated.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,264
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 116
- Kudos:
- 1,488
- Bookmarks:
- 306
- Hits:
- 10,787
Bookmarked by Beta1087
03 Aug 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Sanji's bad day starts with shipwrecking on an uncharted island and ends with being presented as a new bride for the islanders' local god. A god who turns out to not be a god at all and who is having a pretty bad day of his own.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 124,097
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 884
- Kudos:
- 3,885
- Bookmarks:
- 925
- Hits:
- 117,994
Bookmarked by Beta1087
07 Jul 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Sanji was only supposed to crash on Zoro’s couch for a week. Three months later, he’s still there—and Zoro still hasn’t killed him.
He has, however, found himself lingering in the kitchen to watch him cook, doing the dishes without being asked, and jerking off to the memory of Sanji in a towel. Not that he’s planning to do anything about it—Zoro doesn’t do feelings. Especially not the kind that make him want to press his face into someone’s neck and fall asleep next to them forever.
But when the tension finally boils over, what’s left behind is a whole new mess to figure out: desire, domesticity, and a clingy swordsman who turns into a human koala post-sex. Now all Zoro has to do is survive Luffy, Nami’s smug face, and his own crippling fear of actually asking Sanji to be his boyfriend.
No big deal.
Bookmarked by Beta1087
25 Jun 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Sanji wasn’t ready for his father to know he was getting divorced, and his sister’s wedding was the last place he was going to break the news. Pretending he was still married to Zoro for a weekend was the lesser of two evils when he imagined what telling his family might look like. Sanji could handle it. He had to.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 79,680
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 396
- Kudos:
- 1,525
- Bookmarks:
- 333
- Hits:
- 25,592
Bookmarked by Beta1087
21 Jun 2024