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After studying the novel "How Many Miles to Babylon?" I felt the ending was a bit ungrateful and needed a fix. So enjoy.
Tittle from the same nursery rhyme that named the original work:
"How many miles to Babylon?
Four score and ten, sir.
Will I get there by candlelight?
Yes and back again, sir."- Language:
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The Right Way to Stick a Dick (A Smut How to Guide for the Struggling Author) by katejay
Fandoms: No Fandom, any fandom
22 May 2015
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For any creative writer out there that's having trouble managing their smut:
Here's a lesson provided for the general welfare of the explicit fanfic community.Fucking: do it right.
This is a comprehensive step by step guide to writing smut that includes M/M, F/M, and brief F/F, all written in 2nd person
Excerpt:
1) start with a kiss
a) rough, lusty, passionate, impulsive, (leads to fucking -preferably rough)
b) loving, slow, sensual, (leads to love making) extra points if you add cuddles
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7) slowly mark a trail of kisses, kitten licks, and teeth grazes down
a) spread kisses, licks down/across their abdomen and down to their navel
b) lightly teeth/nip their hip bones lightly and leave a trail of kisses and love bites further
c) if there’s any other erogenous areas (sensitive spots) hit that shit up
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20) gather them close
a) exchange pleasantries, god knows how long you've known each other
b) snuggle up and fall asleep in each other's arms, wake up and repeat process
c) be a douche and treat them like it was a quick fuck, even if you know it's so much moreBookmarked by BiaC
27 Dec 2018
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Erebor Inc. by hawksfromhandsaws
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
23 Aug 2015
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Set in modern times, Thorin Oakenshield is the disgruntled heir to the banking conglomerate Erebor Inc that has been taken over by Mr. Smaug of DragonFire (We burn up the competition). He is in need of a code breaking burglar which he finds in the reluctant form of Beatrice Baggins. She agrees to this insane adventure as long as she can make snarky comments the whole way and be a general pain in his ass.
Feel free to comment! I promise to respond to each!
Also, all rights to the master Tolkien and the creative tweaks of Peter Jackson and Company. Thank you, Mr. Tolkien for all the magic you have created in our lives.
Bookmarked by BiaC
24 Aug 2015
Bookmarker's Notes
Love, love, LOVE this fic. One of the best modern AU I've read :D

