BlackCatula
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- Steven Universe (Cartoon) (3)
- Motorcity (Cartoon) (1)
- ThunderCats (2011) (1)
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This is a story Amethyst getting hungry and eating Peridot because I thought the idea seemed really funny (and also pretty hot). Nothing graphic, but marked mature because people generally find vore squicky, and also because there's a brief bit of tongue action.
...man, I really do write a lot of stuff about food and eating, don't I?
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College life has been hectic since Candace, her best friend, and her boyfriend ended up going to different schools. But after many long months and their first real taste of freedom, both Jeremy and Stacy are driving out to visit Candace during the holiday break. And, finally free from the shackles of prying parents and snooping little brothers, Candace wants to give Jeremy a little Something Special to remember the occasion. However, she's a nervous first timer and wants to practice before giving him the real thing. Good thing Stacy was the first to arrive, she's apparently become a sexpert over at her school. She offers a practical solution for Candace involving a little roleplay magic and an unconventional phallic stand-in...
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Caught with his hand in the cookie jar, Mung Daal must answer for trespassing on Endive's property. Not content to simply call the police on him, Endive decides humiliation is a more fitting punishment, and challenges Mung to a bet she knows he'll lose. The stakes? If--no, WHEN he loses--Endive will force him to "eat out", whatever that means. Meanwhile, peeping tom Panini has a miniature crisis over the way she's been treating Chowder.
I hope you like cooking puns.
(Written entirely in the style of the show! Yes I know nobody goes on AO3 to read goofy sex comedies for vaguely-popular cartoons that ended over 8 years ago, but that didn't stop me from laughing at my own dumb ideas and here it is for you to enjoy just the same!)
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So you heard about the new law, right? The one where everyone's favorite drink, that magical, delicious elixir of life they call "coffee", has been declared an illegal drug? Yeah, I heard the old Blues and Twos are cracking down on it hard these days. You get caught serving that delicious roasted bean beverage in your establishment and they'll buckle your keister right into the back of the Booze Bus on a one-way trip to the Stony Lonesome! But, I guess when the only other drink they let you sell is "pure", "all-natural", bottled water, you can't really fault people risking their freedoms for an alternative, right? After all, heroes are not born, but made. And it's only thanks to these law-breaking "heroes" that you can go out and find yourself a damn fine cup of coffee, as long as you know where to look and how to ask...
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NOTE: This story is a FIRST DRAFT, and may lack a certain polish. The nice, edited version will be published on Amazon soon!
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Rossybelle is a cyborg; an organic human brain piloting a carbon fiber, human-shaped body. Her old organic body is gone forever, replaced by an enigmatic Doctor after a horrible car accident left her paralyzed from the neck down, but still cognizant. Miracle or not, cybernetics aren't free, and with no family or friend able to foot the medical bill, Rossy is forced to take to the open road, looking for whatever jobs will hire someone with no home address, no ID, and virtually no human organs intact, in a pitiful effort to pay for an existence she didn't even ask for. What good is a second chance at life if it doesn't even feel like it's yours to live?Far from home and with nothing but the eccentric 80s fashion on her back and a creeper sending text messages to the computer in her head to keep her on task, Rossy has taken a job as a bouncer at a local roadside-motel-slash-strip-club, because a job's a job, right? This second chance at life will never feel quite like the first, but there's something about GETTING a second chance that keeps a tiny sliver of hope alive...